*grins* Sorry for the long delay, it just occurred to me half a year later
I wanted to continue this story due to some glowing reviews.
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At the airport:(Don't ask me how they got there from Mossflower)
Trey: (with tickets in hand) So, where us'ns go now?
Mousebabe: (roll eyes) To gate Z00, shoopid, dat's where da pwane takes off.
(All the dibbuns walk through the airport, gazing around in awe at all the amazing electronic gadgets, while some people stare strangely at them. One woman actually tried to call for a security guard, but Dwopple took care of her. Ah well, he's good for something. *is glared at* Okay, okay, I got the point.)
At the baggage check x-ray machine thingy:
Security Guard: Please put your luggage on rolling belt and walk through here, please.
Dwopple: (scrunches face and narrows eyes) MmmMMM HHHMMNP!
Arven: (walks through doorway) You be's quiet, Dwopple, this persun's be's nice, 'e said pweeze.
(all the dibbuns walk through the doorway, and not a beep is heard)
Coggs: Cummon, Dwopple, 'urree up an' walk through!
(Dwopple is about to walk through when the Security Guard towers over him and begins to confisticate his sling)
Security Guard: I'm sorry, sir, but weapons of any kind are not allowed in the airport or on board a plane at any time.
Dwopple: (growls and leaps on Security Guard, and bites his hand to get his sling back)
Security Guard: YOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Bikkle: *looks puzzled* I thot dat Dwopple 'as no mouth, 'ow kin 'e bite his paw? (she said "paw", referring to the Guard's "hand", since she is unaware of the existence of the word "hand")
Arven: *whispers in her ear* Don' worry 'bout him, we try an' leave 'im behind! 'urry! (All the dibbuns start running towards the airplane and board)
On the airplane: Ferdy: Where Dwopple?
(A surly-looking Dwopple saunters up the aisle, from the baggage area, clutching his sling. Still mouthless, but there)
(Suddenly, the lights go dark.)
All the dibbuns except Dwopple: Eeeek!! What's 'appenin'?
(Lights go on again, but this time, the airplane has vanished, now they are in a largish room with no windows and one door)
Gonfflet: 'ey now, wot be goin' on?
Author: MWAHAHAHA!!
Furrtil: Burr, show thoiself!
Author: I can't. I'm, uh, sorta stuck out of the story. See, I'm the author. I'm the one controlling your every movements and words. If I write myself into the story, I might not be able to get out, and therefore, we could run into some, ah, eternal problems.
Posy: You be ruinin' aller fun! An' I thought dat da Big Boomin' Voice wuz supposed t'tell us'n's what t'do.
Author: Well, I admit I should've have stalled that plane ride. I didn't like the way the story was going, so I'm changing it. You have to admit, we did make an improvement to Dwopple.
Dwopple: *glares at Author nastily* Mmmf fmmf!
Author: Mmmf fmmf yourself, disgusting rogue! *turns to all the dibbuns* About the Big Booming Voice, ignore him. I gave him nothing but the power to exterminate mouths, and some plane tickets to Florida. I'll be introducing some new people through that door, so just hang on.
Coggs: *narrows his eyes* Wot new people?
Author: *airily* Oh, you'll see. They won't hurt you, I promise.
All dibbuns, excluding Dwopple: *raise eyebrows*
Author: Hey now, I'm giving you my word on this, I just want to see how you'll all react.
Mattimeo: Me no know 'bout dis.
Bikkle: *hands out slings* Jus' in case..
Door: *rattles*
Dwopple: *positions himself next to the door, so as to give the intruder a good whacking when they come in*
Door: *is burst open*
All dibbuns excluding Dwopple: *big gasps, Dwopple tries to gasp, but with the absence of a mouth, he only exceeds in choking through his nose and is bent double*
Other dibbuns besides Dwopple: *unconcerned about Dwopple, concerned about what's behind the door* EEEEEEK!!! REDWAAAAAALLLL!!!!!!
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That was horrible, wasn't it? Just say so, and I'll feel relieved. I don't feel like writing the rest right now, so I cut it off in this convenient place. Nice, eh? I do assure you that non-Redwall characters will show up, it will be quite amusing.and don't grow impatient, my loyal Dwopple-haters, I have a good reason to believe he will come close to being chopped up by a lightsaber in the next chapter.
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At the airport:(Don't ask me how they got there from Mossflower)
Trey: (with tickets in hand) So, where us'ns go now?
Mousebabe: (roll eyes) To gate Z00, shoopid, dat's where da pwane takes off.
(All the dibbuns walk through the airport, gazing around in awe at all the amazing electronic gadgets, while some people stare strangely at them. One woman actually tried to call for a security guard, but Dwopple took care of her. Ah well, he's good for something. *is glared at* Okay, okay, I got the point.)
At the baggage check x-ray machine thingy:
Security Guard: Please put your luggage on rolling belt and walk through here, please.
Dwopple: (scrunches face and narrows eyes) MmmMMM HHHMMNP!
Arven: (walks through doorway) You be's quiet, Dwopple, this persun's be's nice, 'e said pweeze.
(all the dibbuns walk through the doorway, and not a beep is heard)
Coggs: Cummon, Dwopple, 'urree up an' walk through!
(Dwopple is about to walk through when the Security Guard towers over him and begins to confisticate his sling)
Security Guard: I'm sorry, sir, but weapons of any kind are not allowed in the airport or on board a plane at any time.
Dwopple: (growls and leaps on Security Guard, and bites his hand to get his sling back)
Security Guard: YOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Bikkle: *looks puzzled* I thot dat Dwopple 'as no mouth, 'ow kin 'e bite his paw? (she said "paw", referring to the Guard's "hand", since she is unaware of the existence of the word "hand")
Arven: *whispers in her ear* Don' worry 'bout him, we try an' leave 'im behind! 'urry! (All the dibbuns start running towards the airplane and board)
On the airplane: Ferdy: Where Dwopple?
(A surly-looking Dwopple saunters up the aisle, from the baggage area, clutching his sling. Still mouthless, but there)
(Suddenly, the lights go dark.)
All the dibbuns except Dwopple: Eeeek!! What's 'appenin'?
(Lights go on again, but this time, the airplane has vanished, now they are in a largish room with no windows and one door)
Gonfflet: 'ey now, wot be goin' on?
Author: MWAHAHAHA!!
Furrtil: Burr, show thoiself!
Author: I can't. I'm, uh, sorta stuck out of the story. See, I'm the author. I'm the one controlling your every movements and words. If I write myself into the story, I might not be able to get out, and therefore, we could run into some, ah, eternal problems.
Posy: You be ruinin' aller fun! An' I thought dat da Big Boomin' Voice wuz supposed t'tell us'n's what t'do.
Author: Well, I admit I should've have stalled that plane ride. I didn't like the way the story was going, so I'm changing it. You have to admit, we did make an improvement to Dwopple.
Dwopple: *glares at Author nastily* Mmmf fmmf!
Author: Mmmf fmmf yourself, disgusting rogue! *turns to all the dibbuns* About the Big Booming Voice, ignore him. I gave him nothing but the power to exterminate mouths, and some plane tickets to Florida. I'll be introducing some new people through that door, so just hang on.
Coggs: *narrows his eyes* Wot new people?
Author: *airily* Oh, you'll see. They won't hurt you, I promise.
All dibbuns, excluding Dwopple: *raise eyebrows*
Author: Hey now, I'm giving you my word on this, I just want to see how you'll all react.
Mattimeo: Me no know 'bout dis.
Bikkle: *hands out slings* Jus' in case..
Door: *rattles*
Dwopple: *positions himself next to the door, so as to give the intruder a good whacking when they come in*
Door: *is burst open*
All dibbuns excluding Dwopple: *big gasps, Dwopple tries to gasp, but with the absence of a mouth, he only exceeds in choking through his nose and is bent double*
Other dibbuns besides Dwopple: *unconcerned about Dwopple, concerned about what's behind the door* EEEEEEK!!! REDWAAAAAALLLL!!!!!!
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That was horrible, wasn't it? Just say so, and I'll feel relieved. I don't feel like writing the rest right now, so I cut it off in this convenient place. Nice, eh? I do assure you that non-Redwall characters will show up, it will be quite amusing.and don't grow impatient, my loyal Dwopple-haters, I have a good reason to believe he will come close to being chopped up by a lightsaber in the next chapter.