Disclaimer: I have nothing to do with 'The Matrix' or 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'

they both belong to their repected companies.

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WHO WANTS TO BE THE ONE!

(Chapter 1)

Chris Tarrant: Lets play "who wants to be The One!" Our contestant today is Neo!

Chris: Question One! Will you take the red Pill?

A: Yes

B: No

C: Maybe

D: SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!

Neo: Hmmm, Chris can I have 50/50?

Chris: Sure! Computer take away two wrong answers and leave one correct and one wrong answer *bing*

A: Yes

D: SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!

Neo: Phone a Friend!

Chris: Who you do you want to phone?

Neo: Tank, in the Nevercenesar!

Chris: ok, *ring ring* Hello is this Tank?

Tank: Yes!?

Chris: Hello this is Chris Tarrant on, "Who wants to be The One!" and I've got Neo here on the ultimate question.

The next voice you'll hear is Neo's you have 30 seconds, starting ....... NOW!

Neo: Hey Tank, Should I take the Red Pill? "A: Yes or D: SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!"

Tank: hmmmm, I'd have to say ..... Yes!

Neo: Are you sure!?!

Tank: Positive!

*phone line cut off and redirected to somewhere else*

*phone*????: Hello, Mr Anderson!

Neo: !!!!!

Agent Smith: I must say, if you choose Yes, I will personaly see to it that Morpheus and Trinity DIE!!!!!!

Neo: Chris I choose ......

*BONG!!!*

Chris: I'm sorry we're out of time, tune in next time for "Who wants to be The One!"

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End of Chapter One, look out for Chapter Two soon!