Disclaimer: I have nothing to do with 'The Matrix' or 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'
they both belong to their repected companies.
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WHO WANTS TO BE THE ONE!
(Chapter 2)
*continued from chapter one*
Chris: Welcome back to Who wants to be The One. Last time on our show we left Neo with this question: "Will you
take the red pill?" he's used 50/50 and Phone a friend, which was very interesting due to an unexpected re-direct to
a mysterious person.
So Neo, have you come to a decision?
Neo: Yes Chris I have! I choose ...
Chris: Oh we'll have to wait a moment, our sponcers would like a word.
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Chris: And welcome back to Who wants to be The One. Neo, for a lifetime contract under Zion, will you take the red Pill?
A: Yes
D: SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!
Neo: Chris my answer is .... YES!
Chris: Are you sure? Is this your final answer?
Neo: Well .. um .... can I hear the question again?
Chris: Will you take the red pill?
A: Yes
D: SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!
Neo: Yes, that's my Final Answer!
Chris: You had a life time contract with the Matrix ........ we'll be back after this short break.
Audience: *Gasp!*
Neo: WHAT!?!? You Son of a *Beep* do you know how stressed out I am!? DO YOU!?!?!?!?
Chris: Now now Neo, no need for agression *Chris whispers into hidden transever* Code three! Code three!
*Three Agents burst through the doors and look directly at Neo, the lead agent smirks and removes his sunglasses*
Agent Smith: Good evening, Mr Anderson.
Neo: ......
Chris: Well, what are you waiting for take him away!
Agent Smith: Shut up! I believe you have something that Mr Anderson here was trying to win, give it to me!
Chris: All it is, is a contract to be in the hit Musical, "Zion on Ice" and a mysterious Red Pill.
Agent Smith: Wouldn't you prefer the blue Pill Neo? That nice sweet blue pill that we all love?
Neo: NEVER!!!!
*Neo grabs the red pill from Chris' desk and swallows it, he then makes for the side exit.*
*Meanwhile on the Nevercanesar*
Tank: Huh? I've got a Trace program running.
Morpheus: Track it! It could be Neo.
*Trinity walks in wearing a miniskirt she made from other pieces of tattered clothing she got off some dead comrads.*
Trinity: What up ma Bitches?!
Tank: We might have found Neo!
Trinity: Oh Neo, Neo where for art thou Neo!?
Tank: ..... right, anyway I'm having difficulty locking onto him, he needs to reach a hardline for me to get a lock on him.
Morpheus: Do you have his present location?
Tank: Yeah, he's currently in a store looking at Porno Mags.
Trinity: WHAT!?!
Tank: Oh, whoops, sorry that's Cypher, he's meant to be in there researching some possible recruits. Yeah here he is,
Neo is currently running past the old subway.
Morpheus: Alright, I'm going in, get me to the nearest hardline you can.
Tank: Yes sir!
Trinty: Oh do bring my darling back won't you?
Morpheus: You're not coming?
Trinity: Um ... I just .. I've just done my nails, I can't go in til they're perfect!
Morpheus: You know ever since you found that "How to make myself into a better woman" book you've been acting REALLY weird
Trinity: You're only jealous that I'm beautiful, and you're not!
Tank: Morpheus, everything's set! Lets Rock and Roll!!!!
*While Tank and Morpheus begin their rescue attempt, Cypher is in a newsagents catching up with his three favorite ladies*
Cypher: Blonde, Brunnette, Red-Head .... the perfect combination for a hard working man like me,
what was I meant to be doing again, Oh yeah!
Shopkeeper: Hey Mac, you thinking of paying for those or you just one of those punk ass time wasters?
*Cypher pulls out his gun and blows the shopkeeper away*
Apoc: WHAT THE HELL!! CYPHER!!! That's the fourth Newsagent you've killed today!
Cypher: So? he's a possible Agent! Anyway, he's got a lousy stock of porn
Apoc: .....
*Neo runs past the shop followed by three agents*
Apoc: THOSE were agents! I think you owe that guy an apology in his next life.
Cypher: Yeah, well you just remind me ok.
Apoc: You think we should go help Neo?
Cypher: Naaaa, he's ok he is "THE ONE!" after all.
Apoc: Ok, so got any plans for tomorrow?
Cypher: Was thinking of visiting that News-stand on the corner of StPeter's Street. Hear they got some good porno there!
*Morpheus enters the shop in the cool sophisticated way that he does*
Morpheus: Have either of you seen Neo?
Cypher: Yeah he ran by here about a two minutes ago.
Morpheus: Which way!?
Apoc: That way *Apoc points to the subway*
*Morpheus looks at the Subway entrance and sees some agents running down the steps along with Chris Tarrant*
Morpheus: What's he doing with the agents?
Cypher: Maybe they're supplying a better porn collection than you are.
Morpheus: What is it with you and Porn?
Apoc: Don't ask that, for the love of God don't ask it!
*Morpheus looks at Cypher strangely then turns around and heads to the subway*
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End of chapter two. Look out for Chapter three.
they both belong to their repected companies.
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WHO WANTS TO BE THE ONE!
(Chapter 2)
*continued from chapter one*
Chris: Welcome back to Who wants to be The One. Last time on our show we left Neo with this question: "Will you
take the red pill?" he's used 50/50 and Phone a friend, which was very interesting due to an unexpected re-direct to
a mysterious person.
So Neo, have you come to a decision?
Neo: Yes Chris I have! I choose ...
Chris: Oh we'll have to wait a moment, our sponcers would like a word.
*advertisement*
Voice: Are you tired of balding hair? Sick of your tupee flying off all the time? Then try new Hair-ON the new
revolutionary hair adhesive gel, it sticks that tupee on for life! Remember new Hair-ON, Gone today, Hair Tomorrow!
Chris: And welcome back to Who wants to be The One. Neo, for a lifetime contract under Zion, will you take the red Pill?
A: Yes
D: SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!
Neo: Chris my answer is .... YES!
Chris: Are you sure? Is this your final answer?
Neo: Well .. um .... can I hear the question again?
Chris: Will you take the red pill?
A: Yes
D: SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!
Neo: Yes, that's my Final Answer!
Chris: You had a life time contract with the Matrix ........ we'll be back after this short break.
Audience: *Gasp!*
Neo: WHAT!?!? You Son of a *Beep* do you know how stressed out I am!? DO YOU!?!?!?!?
Chris: Now now Neo, no need for agression *Chris whispers into hidden transever* Code three! Code three!
*Three Agents burst through the doors and look directly at Neo, the lead agent smirks and removes his sunglasses*
Agent Smith: Good evening, Mr Anderson.
Neo: ......
Chris: Well, what are you waiting for take him away!
Agent Smith: Shut up! I believe you have something that Mr Anderson here was trying to win, give it to me!
Chris: All it is, is a contract to be in the hit Musical, "Zion on Ice" and a mysterious Red Pill.
Agent Smith: Wouldn't you prefer the blue Pill Neo? That nice sweet blue pill that we all love?
Neo: NEVER!!!!
*Neo grabs the red pill from Chris' desk and swallows it, he then makes for the side exit.*
*Meanwhile on the Nevercanesar*
Tank: Huh? I've got a Trace program running.
Morpheus: Track it! It could be Neo.
*Trinity walks in wearing a miniskirt she made from other pieces of tattered clothing she got off some dead comrads.*
Trinity: What up ma Bitches?!
Tank: We might have found Neo!
Trinity: Oh Neo, Neo where for art thou Neo!?
Tank: ..... right, anyway I'm having difficulty locking onto him, he needs to reach a hardline for me to get a lock on him.
Morpheus: Do you have his present location?
Tank: Yeah, he's currently in a store looking at Porno Mags.
Trinity: WHAT!?!
Tank: Oh, whoops, sorry that's Cypher, he's meant to be in there researching some possible recruits. Yeah here he is,
Neo is currently running past the old subway.
Morpheus: Alright, I'm going in, get me to the nearest hardline you can.
Tank: Yes sir!
Trinty: Oh do bring my darling back won't you?
Morpheus: You're not coming?
Trinity: Um ... I just .. I've just done my nails, I can't go in til they're perfect!
Morpheus: You know ever since you found that "How to make myself into a better woman" book you've been acting REALLY weird
Trinity: You're only jealous that I'm beautiful, and you're not!
Tank: Morpheus, everything's set! Lets Rock and Roll!!!!
*While Tank and Morpheus begin their rescue attempt, Cypher is in a newsagents catching up with his three favorite ladies*
Cypher: Blonde, Brunnette, Red-Head .... the perfect combination for a hard working man like me,
what was I meant to be doing again, Oh yeah!
Shopkeeper: Hey Mac, you thinking of paying for those or you just one of those punk ass time wasters?
*Cypher pulls out his gun and blows the shopkeeper away*
Apoc: WHAT THE HELL!! CYPHER!!! That's the fourth Newsagent you've killed today!
Cypher: So? he's a possible Agent! Anyway, he's got a lousy stock of porn
Apoc: .....
*Neo runs past the shop followed by three agents*
Apoc: THOSE were agents! I think you owe that guy an apology in his next life.
Cypher: Yeah, well you just remind me ok.
Apoc: You think we should go help Neo?
Cypher: Naaaa, he's ok he is "THE ONE!" after all.
Apoc: Ok, so got any plans for tomorrow?
Cypher: Was thinking of visiting that News-stand on the corner of StPeter's Street. Hear they got some good porno there!
*Morpheus enters the shop in the cool sophisticated way that he does*
Morpheus: Have either of you seen Neo?
Cypher: Yeah he ran by here about a two minutes ago.
Morpheus: Which way!?
Apoc: That way *Apoc points to the subway*
*Morpheus looks at the Subway entrance and sees some agents running down the steps along with Chris Tarrant*
Morpheus: What's he doing with the agents?
Cypher: Maybe they're supplying a better porn collection than you are.
Morpheus: What is it with you and Porn?
Apoc: Don't ask that, for the love of God don't ask it!
*Morpheus looks at Cypher strangely then turns around and heads to the subway*
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End of chapter two. Look out for Chapter three.