Disclaimer- I don't own Lance, Kitty, or any of the X-Men. They belong to
Marvel and Stan Lee.
Disclaimer 2- I don't own Crocodile Rock either. Unfortunately that piece of genius belongs to Elton John and his lyricist whose name I don't remember at the moment.
A/N: Okay, this is my second attempt at a songfic. It I supposed to be really stupid, so no flames please. I based it on Crocodile Rock by Elton John. It is an idiotic song where Kitty talks about Lance and his powers and how he helped her gain control of her powers.
Shadowcat's Song
I remember when I was young,
There was a boy who would make up rock puns.
I thought this was all he could do,
But I soon found out, this was not true.
He said he'd make my world rock,
I didn't believe it 'til he made and earthquake on our school's block.
I was scared, but it was okay,
'Cause he helped me master my mutant powers that day.
Well, Avalanche's rockin'
Is really shockin',
You probably shouldn't stay still.
Unless maybe you've got a death wish,
And you've already written your will.
I'm talkin' 'bout those Friday nights,
When the Hood and the X-Men came out to fight,
And Avalanche's rockin' was outa sight.
Time went by, and my crush just died,
And I left Lance for a fuzzy blue foreign guy.
Apparently this made him mad at me,
For the next few weeks I had to watch out for cracks in the ground and
falling debris.
But I'll never get the kicks I got,
When Avalanche made the whole town rock.
He never thought our relationship would be a thing of the past,
But mutant love just never lasts.
Well, Avalanche's rockin'
Is really shockin',
You probably shouldn't stay still.
Unless maybe you've got a death wish,
And you've already written your will.
I'm talkin' 'bout those Friday nights,
When the Hood and the X-Men came out to fight,
And Avalanche's rockin' was outa sight.
Disclaimer 2- I don't own Crocodile Rock either. Unfortunately that piece of genius belongs to Elton John and his lyricist whose name I don't remember at the moment.
A/N: Okay, this is my second attempt at a songfic. It I supposed to be really stupid, so no flames please. I based it on Crocodile Rock by Elton John. It is an idiotic song where Kitty talks about Lance and his powers and how he helped her gain control of her powers.
Shadowcat's Song
I remember when I was young,
There was a boy who would make up rock puns.
I thought this was all he could do,
But I soon found out, this was not true.
He said he'd make my world rock,
I didn't believe it 'til he made and earthquake on our school's block.
I was scared, but it was okay,
'Cause he helped me master my mutant powers that day.
Well, Avalanche's rockin'
Is really shockin',
You probably shouldn't stay still.
Unless maybe you've got a death wish,
And you've already written your will.
I'm talkin' 'bout those Friday nights,
When the Hood and the X-Men came out to fight,
And Avalanche's rockin' was outa sight.
Time went by, and my crush just died,
And I left Lance for a fuzzy blue foreign guy.
Apparently this made him mad at me,
For the next few weeks I had to watch out for cracks in the ground and
falling debris.
But I'll never get the kicks I got,
When Avalanche made the whole town rock.
He never thought our relationship would be a thing of the past,
But mutant love just never lasts.
Well, Avalanche's rockin'
Is really shockin',
You probably shouldn't stay still.
Unless maybe you've got a death wish,
And you've already written your will.
I'm talkin' 'bout those Friday nights,
When the Hood and the X-Men came out to fight,
And Avalanche's rockin' was outa sight.