hangin' with my bro

this is da sequel of i wonder what he was like when he was my age sadly kuja returned to his normal self and zidane is tryin to be brotherly bruh-ther-lee!!

naji:i'm back too now lets begin shall we it takes place at desert palace were zidane is bothering kuja as usual

magix:lets begin! mild insanity.....yeh right

I don;t own FFIX if i did....you know

Chapter 1:what do u want!?

It was an ordnary day on gaia blue sky,birds singin',zidane drawin naked pictures of garnet on the wall

yes life was peeeeaceful

but not for kujah

kujah walks back and forth trying to figure out a veeery hard riddle

you see there were two zidanes

zidane1: Hi!!

Zidane2:Hiz0rz!!

and one of them was annoying and he ate all of kujas cheerios REVENGE!! so he hung both of them by there tails over some acid

Kuja:well there are two of you...why!! what have i done to deserve this!!!?

Zidane1:points at zidane2

Zidane2: nuh uh he did

Zidane1:LIES!!! i will tolarates such blashepmy!!!(kicks zidane 2)

Zidane2:OW U BISTARD!!!

Kuja:well theres only one way to solve this

Zidane 1&2:how?

Kuja:i'll get rid of u both

Zidane1:no wait brother i'll prove i'm da real zidane!

Zidane2:thats impossible cuz i know as much as j00.

Kuja:..........i got it this is the question that zidane would only knows!

Zidane1&2:well?!

Kuja: what is a monkeys taunt?

Zidane2:huh?

Zidane1:wait...wait....WAIT!

Kuja:Just answer da question u dumbnut!!

Zidane1:BANYAHNYAH!!!!!

kuja:.......

Zidane2:.........

kuja flips the switch and no.2 falls into the acid

Zidane1:YAY!!!! i'm so happy i'll spend time with u foreeeeeeeeeeever!

Kuja:Hey wait no!! i buildt this place to u away(points at the barbed wire fence)

Zidane:Oh come on!..at least help me get down...kuja?....kuja?...kuja!!!!

kuja is all the down the hall now

Zidane:Kuja!! let me down!!!

kuja is walk down the hall and he sees a shiny sharp object on the floor

Kuja:(picks it up and adds it to his collection of sharp obects)

all of a sudden....

naji:z...z....z

I SAID..all of a sudden!!

naji:z..huh? what oh

A mysertoiud guy jumps in front of kuja

Kuja:eh?

Mystery dude:I..am simon give..me ..your spine!

Kuja:what?

Simon:i am the almighty simon obey me!!!

Kuja:...who are you?

simon: I..am simon!!! give me ur spine!!!

Kuja:how did u get here?

Simon:i am the almighty simon obey me!!!

Kuja: I HEARD U THE FIRST TIME!!!

Simon:i am simon..

silver dragon comes mauls simon to death

Kuja just shrugs and walks on his marry way.,..until

Zidane:HEY AJUK!!!

Kuja(is startled)..w-what do want!!!?

Zidane: is just wanted(accidently steps on a switch that blows up the desert palace)

Kuja:(has this blank look on his face)

Zidane:..um..kuja..i'm sorrie..i didn't mean to

Kuja:(suddenly has a really scary face and fangs scarieee).........

Zidane:well at least can come live with me now^^

Kuja: dun make me bite you

Zidane:O_O

Kuja:..if..u weren;t my brother(grabs zidanes collar)I WOULD THROW U OFF A BRIGDE!!!

Zidane:ehe u don't really mean..that...do u?

Kuja:..lets just say when u die i'll bury u under a speed bump.(smile)

Zidane:O_O(he must really be mad)

Kuja gets on his dragon and flies away

Zidane:Hey what about me!!!

Autoher note:....yeh i;m back and i got some new ideas for ths story all kinds of review are welcome!

R&R plz!^^