Foreword: Well, this is the extra everyone's been waiting for (or so I'm told). ^_^; Same format as before; footnotes are in effect, and everything in parenthesis during the diologue are actions.
And yes, beware of union jokes. ^_^;;;
***
Warp Series 02: Extra 02--
Bloopers
[Episode 11]
Scene: Crocus and Keios seal their little "deal" (if Crocus helps Keios, then Keios would fund Project Antiwarp) with a handshake.
Crocus: Alright, it's a deal.
Keios: (holds out his hand)
Crocus: (takes it, then immediately gasps as her hair stands on end)
Keios: Heh heh heh... (removes his hand and holds it up to the camera, revealing a buzzer)
Crocus: You immature bastard!
~~~
Scene: After Jude first meets the gang in a Goldenrod ghetto, the gang leader offers to let her join the gang, but she turns him down and skateboards away.
Gang leader: What's your name?
Jude: People call me Jude. You'd better too.
Gang leader: Jude, how would you like to join our gang?
Jude: I don't join in. I make my own group.
Gang leader: Yeah? Well, I'll let you think about it. If you want to do something fun, come back to this side of town.
Jude: Whatever. (puts down her skateboard, puts one foot on it, and pushes off the ground with her other foot... only to have the board slip out from under her, leaving her to fall flat on her back)
Gang: (burst out laughing)
Kazeto: CUT!
~~~
Scene: After Bill shifts in, he moves off of the bed before getting that briefing...
Cyndaquil: (tilts head, then moves a bit) CYNDA! (falls off, landing with a thump) Quil...
~~~
Scene: After the battle with the Antiwarp agents, Artemis gets fed up with trying to pick the lock on the cage that's holding Bill and tries a different approach.
Artemis: Screw this! (uses Slash on the bars, breaking them apart... but accidentally cuts Cyndaquil in the process)
Cyndaquil: (angrily) QUIL! (uses Ember)
Artemis: HEY! I'm trying to help you here! (retaliates with another Slash)
Both Pokémon: (start fighting)
Kazeto: CUT!
~~~
[Episode 12]
Scene: Bill (inside Porygon) and Jude approach the antivirus program inside Bill's computer, about to upload it into Porygon.
Jude: (looks at the big, glowing ball which happens to be the antivirus program) Are you sure you can handle THAT?
(Pause.)
Jude: Bill?
(Sounds of crackling electricity.)
Porygon: PORY! (flies out of the ball of light, landing a few feet away, completely charred) ...Gon.
~~~
Scene: Bill and Jude find the invisible barrier...
Porygon: (speeds up)
Jude: Hey! Wait up! (runs after Porygon) Wait! OOH!
Porygon: (looks back)
Jude: (gets up and kicks the barrier) What the hell...? (puts a hand on it and grins, before putting both hands on the barrier and moving them around) Look! I'm a mime! (does the "wall" trick mimes usually do)
Kazeto: Cut! Jude!
~~~
Scene: Bill arrives at the chamber where Ziggy is, just in time to see Zero holding back the virus.
Zero: Bill... I'm glad you could finally make it...
Virus: (bites her... and holds on)
Zero: OW! OW! OW! (runs around while shaking her arm in an attempt to throw the virus off of her) GET THIS FRIGGIN' THING OFF ME!!
~~~
[Episode 13]
Scene: In the beginning of the episode, Jude tries to log off of instant messanger quickly before Bill catches her.
Jude: Nope. I'm good! (types quickly, then continues to log off)
Computer: AOL Instant Messanger -- Disconnecting...
(VERY long pause.)
Computer: This program is not responding...
Jude: GAH! (kicks the computer)
~~~
Scene: After Bill shifts in, Ziggy appears and makes a few comments about Bill's host.
Ziggy: (appears) Aww...! How cute! I've always wanted an Espeon!
Bill: I'll program one for you as soon as--
Espeon: (gets up, walks over to a fake tree, and lifts a leg)
Ziggy: ...Huh...?
Espeon: Esp! (gives a relieved looks as he "marks his territory")
Kazeto: CUT! Oh, god, that's disgusting! Maintenance!
~~~
[Episode 14]
Scene: Apollo and Artemis approach Zero to ask her about things to come...
Apollo: (removes his hood) Lady Aigori...
Zero: (turns to him)
Apollo: Do you know if the Prime is ready?
Zero: (turns back to the lake waters) So far, he has passed every test I have given him. He proved his willingness to save others when he risked himself and his host to save his watcher. He has proved his determination by--
Magikarp: (pops its head out of the water) Magikarp karp karp!
Kazeto: CUT!
~~~
Scene: After Bill lets Ash into his lighthouse, Ash tries to figure out who Bill is and where he's met him before.
Ash: Sorry. I see a lot of people on my journeys. Where have I met you before?
Bill: Right here.
Ash: Hmm... I know! A.J.! You had a Sandshrew!
Jude: (bursts out laughing)
Bill: (blinks) Ah, no. My name is Bill, and I don't own a Sandshrew... Or at least, I don't think I do. I tend to do odd things during a full moon. (leads Ash and Jude further into the lighthouse)
Ash: Ah! I remember now! You were the one stuck in the Kabuto costume!
Bill: (stumbles, like he's supposed to, but then snags his foot on a loose bit of the rug and completely trips, falling forward on his face)
Jude: (cracks up, laughing so hard that she has to kneel to keep herself from dropping to the floor and rolling around)
Ash: (blinks blankly)
Kazeto: Cut!
MFC*1* members: NOOOO! (rush in and crowd around Bill)
Kazeto: Hey! I thought I told the lot of you to stay BACKSTAGE! BACK BLOODY STAGE!!
~~~
Scene: After Bill shifts in, he summons Ziggy... mainly because he's SUPPOSED to have had a "prediction"...
Bill: Xatu? Vision? Prediction? ZIGGY!
Ziggy: (appears) Ooh... Occulty! Interesting...
Bill: Right. Just tell me my situation. I think my charge--
Kazeto: (interrupts) CUT!
Bill: What? What's wrong?
Kazeto: That Xatu isn't doing anything!
Ziggy: To be honest with you, I think it's dead.
Kazeto: I hope not. The last thing we need is to have to deal with a dead parrot!
Bill: Dead parrot? Heh heh... I'd like to register a complaint!*2*
Everyone else: (stare at him blankly) ....
Bill: Er... It's from Monty Python...
Everyone else: (stare at him blankly) ....
Bill: Perhaps now I should keep quiet...
~~~
Scene: Ziggy give Bill advice on the "prediction" issue...
Bill: I'm supposed to tell the gypsy something. What should I do?
Ziggy: Two words. Ad lib.
Ash: (loudly, from offstage) I LOVE playing that game!
Jude: She said "ad lib," not "Mad Libs," you stupid dork!
~~~
[Episode 15]
Scene: After Ash shifts in, he finds himself in the lap of his charge, Amy.
Amy: Glad to see you're awake, Marill!
Ash: Marill? Why would she call me Marill?
Amy: (shrieks, picking the aquatic mouse off her lap, revealing a puddle still on her skirt) IT PEED ON ME!!
Kazeto: Dear lord... (slaps her forehead) Maintenance!
~~~
Scene: Jude threatens her brother after he makes a comment about Ash and her.
Bill: You know... I think you two are perfect for each other.
Jude: (turns around and shakes a fist near his face) Take that back, or you're going to eat this.
Bill: (laughs and pushes her fist away) Relax. I only meant you two have a lot to learn. So, if I paired the two of you up in a partnership, perhaps you can learn from each other. I didn't mean it in a romantic sense, but now that you mention it, you ARE getting a bit red in the face about it...
Jude: (punches him in the face)
Ziggy: Wow! She can hit!
Jude: Don't read into it!
(Long pause.)
Jude: I said, "Don't read into it!"
(Another long pause.)
Bill: (doesn't even move)
Jude: (nudges Bill with her foot) Uh... Bill?
(One more long pause.)
Jude: ...Oops.
~~~
[Episode 16]
Scene: Crocus explains what's going on before Bill realizes that the AS7 is already taking effect.
Crocus: And so, to take care of half the job, my colleagues and I have developed a powerful little drug called AS7 which reduces the energy it takes for you to shift... as well as a virus that ensures that you don't try to regain that extra energy again.
Bill: Bitch. (attempts to shift out, fails, then grabs his arm, groans, and slams against the bars of the cage he's in... before the bars snap off of the cage, allowing him and them to spill onto the floor in front of Crocus) ...I didn't hit it THAT hard...!
Kazeto: CUT! Gah! Damn union workers! I knew I should've put together that bloody cage myself!
~~~
Scene: Ash (in Electrode) rolls down a set of stairs, breaks down a door, and enters the basement, where he uses Explosion.
Artemis: You'd better get down there, buddy! And use Explosion when you land!
Ash: What!?
Artemis: (kicks Electrode down the stairs)
Electrode: (rolls down, knocks down the door, and keeps rolling) Electrode! (knocks down the agent in the room)
Agent: GAH!
Electrode: (keeps rolling until it hits a wall, where it promptly uses Explosion, taking down half the wall)
Union workers: (sit calmly and undisturbed on crates behind the wall, sipping coffee)
Kazeto: CUT! I can't even BEGIN telling you what's wrong with this take!!
~~~
Scene: Artemis tries to get Bill out of the cage by picking the lock on it.
Artemis: Then we'd better hurry and get you back to the lighthouse. (carefully picks the lock... just before his paw goes flat against the cage bars) KYAA!! (pulls his claw out of the lock... well, half of it, anyways) I BROKE A CLAW!!
Bill: (allows his head to rest on the bars as he laughs... but ends up pushing open the cage door anyways)
Kazeto: CUT! Dammit, it was bad enough when Artemis broke his bloody claw!!
~~~
Scene: After Bill is brought back to the lighthouse, he and Jude have a little chat.
Bill: I DO care about you, Jude! Jude, I'm not ALL about Pokémon. In fact, I would willingly give up even saying the word "Pokémon" just for you -- and Mother as well. Don't you for a SECOND think I see you as anything less than anything else in my life!
Jude: You mean that?
Bill: Of course! Jude...
(Long pause.)
Bill: (shakes his head) ...I'm a lousy actor who just forgot his line.
Jude: (snickers)
Kazeto: Cut...! Is there any mistake we HAVEN'T had while making this show!?
~~~
[Episode 17]
Scene: Ziggy tells Jude that she (Jude) can have a "girl talk" with Ziggy if she ever needs it.
Ziggy: (shrugs) Okay, but just remember, you can always talk to me about girl things. I might have been programmed by and spent most of my time with a guy, but I'm great with girl talks.
Jude: Thanks, Ziggy. (begins walking out, then turns around) By the way, Ziggy... I finally see how Bill can call you the perfect companion. (leaves)
Ziggy: Aww... He DOES care...
Bill: (offstage) No, I don't!
Kazeto: Cut!
Jude: Hey! I thought Kazeto gave you the rest of the day off!
Bill: Sadly, no. She had forced me to stay so that during breaks, she could--
Kazeto: (quickly interrupting) Uh, Bill? Why don't you take the rest of the day off?
~~~
Scene: Artemis appears to tell Ash where to go, but...
Ash: How am I supposed to get Henry home when I don't know where his home is to begin with...?
Artemis: Psst!
Teddiursa: (looks up to see Artemis in a tree)
Ash: Artemis?
Artemis: Apollo and I used a little persuasion to -- WOAH! (falls out of the tree)
Kazeto: (slaps a hand to her forehead)
~~~
Scene: After the above scene, Ash leads Henry to the road.
Artemis: Now get going before your charge makes a watering hole.
Ash: Got it! Thanks again!
Teddiursa: (starts running... east)
Kazeto: CUT! WRONG DIRECTION!!
~~~
Scene: The above scene, take two.
Ash: Got it! Thanks again!
Teddiursa: (starts running, this time, west)
Henry: Hey! Teddiursa! Where're you going!? Wait for me!
Teddiursa: TEDDI! (trips over a wire, taking a light with him)
Henry: WOAH! (slips on a bit of slippery mud and falls before bursting out in tears)
Kazeto: CUT! (sighs, rubbing her left temple) Where do I get these people...?
~~~
Scene: After Henry and Ash disappear into the forest, Artemis figures he'd better go after them.
Henry and Ash: (run off)
Artemis: I know I should leave this to Jude, but maybe I can tell her all that I know and still keep an eye on Ash... (slips off the branch, tries to teleport, fails, and winds up smacking into the ground) Ouch...
Kazeto: Cut! MEDIC!
~~~
[Episode 18]
Scene: After the test, Red takes the Cosmos Stone out of the box to finish up the ritual...
Red: Honesty, purity, determination, courage. You've proven all four in this conversation alone. Congratulations. You've passed.
Bill: What now?
Red: (opens the box, looks inside, and pauses) Hey! The Cosmos Stone is gone!
Kazeto: Cut! WHAT!?
Red: Someone took the Cosmos Stone!
Jessie: AH HA HA HA! We've stolen the scene, so prepare for trouble!
James: We've stolen the stone, so make it double!
Jessie: (jumps in front of the camera) To protect the world from devistation!
James: (joins her) To unite all people within our nation!
Jessie: (strikes a pose) To denounce the evils of truth and love!
James: (ditto) To extend our reach to the stars--
Kazeto: (interrupting) SECURITY!!
Everyone except Team Rocket: (watch in contentment as Jessie and James are hauled away by several Officer Jenny...s...)
~~~
[Extra 01]
Scene: Kazeto agrees with something Light Sneasel had said, and Ziggy makes a comment about it.
Kazeto: Anywho, sorry for giving you a headache. And yes, I could picture Bill the same way... And I think he'd be rather cute...
Ziggy: You'd think he were cute if he were in his human body while wearing nothing but a fig leaf.
Bill: (blushes furiously) WHAT!!?
(Long pause.)
Kazeto and Ziggy: (burst out laughing)
Bill: (looks from Kazeto to Ziggy with confused glances) What? What are you both laughing at...?
Ziggy: (between laughs) Oh, nothing... Just the thought of you in nothing but a fig leaf! (laughs hysterically)
(Another pause, except for the girls' laughter.)
Bill: ...Hey! Are you insulting me!?
Kazeto: (wipes tears away from her eyes) Bill, I love you, but my god, it took you long enough to catch on! (calms down)
Ziggy: (continues to laugh until she falls out of her chair)
Bill: (glares at Ziggy) ....
~~~
Scene: Kazeto gives a loose answer, and Bill questions it... which he probably shouldn't have done...
Bill: Er, what did you do to him in Compromise?
Kazeto: The same thing you did on Christmas Eve.
Bill: What? What are you talking about? I don't remember doing anything on Christmas Eve!
Kazeto: Exactly.
Bill: What!? Dear god!!
Kazeto: But seriously, I gave Ash such a small part that I felt I had to find some way to make the Ash fans happier. After all, I have no intention on making this ALL about Bill. You can only boost the lad's ego so much!
Bill: Wait... What did I do on Christmas Eve?
Kazeto: Let's just say you and one of Santa's female elves are going to be parents in a few months...
Bill: What!? Wait! Kazeto, that's not your line!!
Kazeto: (evil look) Hee hee hee...
***
And, two days after the deadline, Kazeto finishes up a set of long-awaited bloopers. I'd just like to point out that the last two episodes don't have bloopers due to two factors. The first being I couldn't think of any, and the second being I got tired of doing these. =/
And so, tune in some other week for a REAL episode of Warp Series! ^_^
---
Footnotes:
*1*: Shameless advertising time! It's open membership season at the MFC (Masaki -- aka Bill -- Fan Club!) Go to groups.yahoo.com/group/masakifc and sign up today to make this author/club owner feel special! ^_^ (Hmm... Open membership season? Oh crap! It's ALWAYS open membership season! ...There goes ANOTHER advertising gimmick... *sniffs*)
*2*: Even if Xatu is technically not a parrot, I still couldn't help but make a Monty Python's Dead Parrot Sketch joke here. ^_^;
And yes, beware of union jokes. ^_^;;;
***
Warp Series 02: Extra 02--
Bloopers
[Episode 11]
Scene: Crocus and Keios seal their little "deal" (if Crocus helps Keios, then Keios would fund Project Antiwarp) with a handshake.
Crocus: Alright, it's a deal.
Keios: (holds out his hand)
Crocus: (takes it, then immediately gasps as her hair stands on end)
Keios: Heh heh heh... (removes his hand and holds it up to the camera, revealing a buzzer)
Crocus: You immature bastard!
~~~
Scene: After Jude first meets the gang in a Goldenrod ghetto, the gang leader offers to let her join the gang, but she turns him down and skateboards away.
Gang leader: What's your name?
Jude: People call me Jude. You'd better too.
Gang leader: Jude, how would you like to join our gang?
Jude: I don't join in. I make my own group.
Gang leader: Yeah? Well, I'll let you think about it. If you want to do something fun, come back to this side of town.
Jude: Whatever. (puts down her skateboard, puts one foot on it, and pushes off the ground with her other foot... only to have the board slip out from under her, leaving her to fall flat on her back)
Gang: (burst out laughing)
Kazeto: CUT!
~~~
Scene: After Bill shifts in, he moves off of the bed before getting that briefing...
Cyndaquil: (tilts head, then moves a bit) CYNDA! (falls off, landing with a thump) Quil...
~~~
Scene: After the battle with the Antiwarp agents, Artemis gets fed up with trying to pick the lock on the cage that's holding Bill and tries a different approach.
Artemis: Screw this! (uses Slash on the bars, breaking them apart... but accidentally cuts Cyndaquil in the process)
Cyndaquil: (angrily) QUIL! (uses Ember)
Artemis: HEY! I'm trying to help you here! (retaliates with another Slash)
Both Pokémon: (start fighting)
Kazeto: CUT!
~~~
[Episode 12]
Scene: Bill (inside Porygon) and Jude approach the antivirus program inside Bill's computer, about to upload it into Porygon.
Jude: (looks at the big, glowing ball which happens to be the antivirus program) Are you sure you can handle THAT?
(Pause.)
Jude: Bill?
(Sounds of crackling electricity.)
Porygon: PORY! (flies out of the ball of light, landing a few feet away, completely charred) ...Gon.
~~~
Scene: Bill and Jude find the invisible barrier...
Porygon: (speeds up)
Jude: Hey! Wait up! (runs after Porygon) Wait! OOH!
Porygon: (looks back)
Jude: (gets up and kicks the barrier) What the hell...? (puts a hand on it and grins, before putting both hands on the barrier and moving them around) Look! I'm a mime! (does the "wall" trick mimes usually do)
Kazeto: Cut! Jude!
~~~
Scene: Bill arrives at the chamber where Ziggy is, just in time to see Zero holding back the virus.
Zero: Bill... I'm glad you could finally make it...
Virus: (bites her... and holds on)
Zero: OW! OW! OW! (runs around while shaking her arm in an attempt to throw the virus off of her) GET THIS FRIGGIN' THING OFF ME!!
~~~
[Episode 13]
Scene: In the beginning of the episode, Jude tries to log off of instant messanger quickly before Bill catches her.
Jude: Nope. I'm good! (types quickly, then continues to log off)
Computer: AOL Instant Messanger -- Disconnecting...
(VERY long pause.)
Computer: This program is not responding...
Jude: GAH! (kicks the computer)
~~~
Scene: After Bill shifts in, Ziggy appears and makes a few comments about Bill's host.
Ziggy: (appears) Aww...! How cute! I've always wanted an Espeon!
Bill: I'll program one for you as soon as--
Espeon: (gets up, walks over to a fake tree, and lifts a leg)
Ziggy: ...Huh...?
Espeon: Esp! (gives a relieved looks as he "marks his territory")
Kazeto: CUT! Oh, god, that's disgusting! Maintenance!
~~~
[Episode 14]
Scene: Apollo and Artemis approach Zero to ask her about things to come...
Apollo: (removes his hood) Lady Aigori...
Zero: (turns to him)
Apollo: Do you know if the Prime is ready?
Zero: (turns back to the lake waters) So far, he has passed every test I have given him. He proved his willingness to save others when he risked himself and his host to save his watcher. He has proved his determination by--
Magikarp: (pops its head out of the water) Magikarp karp karp!
Kazeto: CUT!
~~~
Scene: After Bill lets Ash into his lighthouse, Ash tries to figure out who Bill is and where he's met him before.
Ash: Sorry. I see a lot of people on my journeys. Where have I met you before?
Bill: Right here.
Ash: Hmm... I know! A.J.! You had a Sandshrew!
Jude: (bursts out laughing)
Bill: (blinks) Ah, no. My name is Bill, and I don't own a Sandshrew... Or at least, I don't think I do. I tend to do odd things during a full moon. (leads Ash and Jude further into the lighthouse)
Ash: Ah! I remember now! You were the one stuck in the Kabuto costume!
Bill: (stumbles, like he's supposed to, but then snags his foot on a loose bit of the rug and completely trips, falling forward on his face)
Jude: (cracks up, laughing so hard that she has to kneel to keep herself from dropping to the floor and rolling around)
Ash: (blinks blankly)
Kazeto: Cut!
MFC*1* members: NOOOO! (rush in and crowd around Bill)
Kazeto: Hey! I thought I told the lot of you to stay BACKSTAGE! BACK BLOODY STAGE!!
~~~
Scene: After Bill shifts in, he summons Ziggy... mainly because he's SUPPOSED to have had a "prediction"...
Bill: Xatu? Vision? Prediction? ZIGGY!
Ziggy: (appears) Ooh... Occulty! Interesting...
Bill: Right. Just tell me my situation. I think my charge--
Kazeto: (interrupts) CUT!
Bill: What? What's wrong?
Kazeto: That Xatu isn't doing anything!
Ziggy: To be honest with you, I think it's dead.
Kazeto: I hope not. The last thing we need is to have to deal with a dead parrot!
Bill: Dead parrot? Heh heh... I'd like to register a complaint!*2*
Everyone else: (stare at him blankly) ....
Bill: Er... It's from Monty Python...
Everyone else: (stare at him blankly) ....
Bill: Perhaps now I should keep quiet...
~~~
Scene: Ziggy give Bill advice on the "prediction" issue...
Bill: I'm supposed to tell the gypsy something. What should I do?
Ziggy: Two words. Ad lib.
Ash: (loudly, from offstage) I LOVE playing that game!
Jude: She said "ad lib," not "Mad Libs," you stupid dork!
~~~
[Episode 15]
Scene: After Ash shifts in, he finds himself in the lap of his charge, Amy.
Amy: Glad to see you're awake, Marill!
Ash: Marill? Why would she call me Marill?
Amy: (shrieks, picking the aquatic mouse off her lap, revealing a puddle still on her skirt) IT PEED ON ME!!
Kazeto: Dear lord... (slaps her forehead) Maintenance!
~~~
Scene: Jude threatens her brother after he makes a comment about Ash and her.
Bill: You know... I think you two are perfect for each other.
Jude: (turns around and shakes a fist near his face) Take that back, or you're going to eat this.
Bill: (laughs and pushes her fist away) Relax. I only meant you two have a lot to learn. So, if I paired the two of you up in a partnership, perhaps you can learn from each other. I didn't mean it in a romantic sense, but now that you mention it, you ARE getting a bit red in the face about it...
Jude: (punches him in the face)
Ziggy: Wow! She can hit!
Jude: Don't read into it!
(Long pause.)
Jude: I said, "Don't read into it!"
(Another long pause.)
Bill: (doesn't even move)
Jude: (nudges Bill with her foot) Uh... Bill?
(One more long pause.)
Jude: ...Oops.
~~~
[Episode 16]
Scene: Crocus explains what's going on before Bill realizes that the AS7 is already taking effect.
Crocus: And so, to take care of half the job, my colleagues and I have developed a powerful little drug called AS7 which reduces the energy it takes for you to shift... as well as a virus that ensures that you don't try to regain that extra energy again.
Bill: Bitch. (attempts to shift out, fails, then grabs his arm, groans, and slams against the bars of the cage he's in... before the bars snap off of the cage, allowing him and them to spill onto the floor in front of Crocus) ...I didn't hit it THAT hard...!
Kazeto: CUT! Gah! Damn union workers! I knew I should've put together that bloody cage myself!
~~~
Scene: Ash (in Electrode) rolls down a set of stairs, breaks down a door, and enters the basement, where he uses Explosion.
Artemis: You'd better get down there, buddy! And use Explosion when you land!
Ash: What!?
Artemis: (kicks Electrode down the stairs)
Electrode: (rolls down, knocks down the door, and keeps rolling) Electrode! (knocks down the agent in the room)
Agent: GAH!
Electrode: (keeps rolling until it hits a wall, where it promptly uses Explosion, taking down half the wall)
Union workers: (sit calmly and undisturbed on crates behind the wall, sipping coffee)
Kazeto: CUT! I can't even BEGIN telling you what's wrong with this take!!
~~~
Scene: Artemis tries to get Bill out of the cage by picking the lock on it.
Artemis: Then we'd better hurry and get you back to the lighthouse. (carefully picks the lock... just before his paw goes flat against the cage bars) KYAA!! (pulls his claw out of the lock... well, half of it, anyways) I BROKE A CLAW!!
Bill: (allows his head to rest on the bars as he laughs... but ends up pushing open the cage door anyways)
Kazeto: CUT! Dammit, it was bad enough when Artemis broke his bloody claw!!
~~~
Scene: After Bill is brought back to the lighthouse, he and Jude have a little chat.
Bill: I DO care about you, Jude! Jude, I'm not ALL about Pokémon. In fact, I would willingly give up even saying the word "Pokémon" just for you -- and Mother as well. Don't you for a SECOND think I see you as anything less than anything else in my life!
Jude: You mean that?
Bill: Of course! Jude...
(Long pause.)
Bill: (shakes his head) ...I'm a lousy actor who just forgot his line.
Jude: (snickers)
Kazeto: Cut...! Is there any mistake we HAVEN'T had while making this show!?
~~~
[Episode 17]
Scene: Ziggy tells Jude that she (Jude) can have a "girl talk" with Ziggy if she ever needs it.
Ziggy: (shrugs) Okay, but just remember, you can always talk to me about girl things. I might have been programmed by and spent most of my time with a guy, but I'm great with girl talks.
Jude: Thanks, Ziggy. (begins walking out, then turns around) By the way, Ziggy... I finally see how Bill can call you the perfect companion. (leaves)
Ziggy: Aww... He DOES care...
Bill: (offstage) No, I don't!
Kazeto: Cut!
Jude: Hey! I thought Kazeto gave you the rest of the day off!
Bill: Sadly, no. She had forced me to stay so that during breaks, she could--
Kazeto: (quickly interrupting) Uh, Bill? Why don't you take the rest of the day off?
~~~
Scene: Artemis appears to tell Ash where to go, but...
Ash: How am I supposed to get Henry home when I don't know where his home is to begin with...?
Artemis: Psst!
Teddiursa: (looks up to see Artemis in a tree)
Ash: Artemis?
Artemis: Apollo and I used a little persuasion to -- WOAH! (falls out of the tree)
Kazeto: (slaps a hand to her forehead)
~~~
Scene: After the above scene, Ash leads Henry to the road.
Artemis: Now get going before your charge makes a watering hole.
Ash: Got it! Thanks again!
Teddiursa: (starts running... east)
Kazeto: CUT! WRONG DIRECTION!!
~~~
Scene: The above scene, take two.
Ash: Got it! Thanks again!
Teddiursa: (starts running, this time, west)
Henry: Hey! Teddiursa! Where're you going!? Wait for me!
Teddiursa: TEDDI! (trips over a wire, taking a light with him)
Henry: WOAH! (slips on a bit of slippery mud and falls before bursting out in tears)
Kazeto: CUT! (sighs, rubbing her left temple) Where do I get these people...?
~~~
Scene: After Henry and Ash disappear into the forest, Artemis figures he'd better go after them.
Henry and Ash: (run off)
Artemis: I know I should leave this to Jude, but maybe I can tell her all that I know and still keep an eye on Ash... (slips off the branch, tries to teleport, fails, and winds up smacking into the ground) Ouch...
Kazeto: Cut! MEDIC!
~~~
[Episode 18]
Scene: After the test, Red takes the Cosmos Stone out of the box to finish up the ritual...
Red: Honesty, purity, determination, courage. You've proven all four in this conversation alone. Congratulations. You've passed.
Bill: What now?
Red: (opens the box, looks inside, and pauses) Hey! The Cosmos Stone is gone!
Kazeto: Cut! WHAT!?
Red: Someone took the Cosmos Stone!
Jessie: AH HA HA HA! We've stolen the scene, so prepare for trouble!
James: We've stolen the stone, so make it double!
Jessie: (jumps in front of the camera) To protect the world from devistation!
James: (joins her) To unite all people within our nation!
Jessie: (strikes a pose) To denounce the evils of truth and love!
James: (ditto) To extend our reach to the stars--
Kazeto: (interrupting) SECURITY!!
Everyone except Team Rocket: (watch in contentment as Jessie and James are hauled away by several Officer Jenny...s...)
~~~
[Extra 01]
Scene: Kazeto agrees with something Light Sneasel had said, and Ziggy makes a comment about it.
Kazeto: Anywho, sorry for giving you a headache. And yes, I could picture Bill the same way... And I think he'd be rather cute...
Ziggy: You'd think he were cute if he were in his human body while wearing nothing but a fig leaf.
Bill: (blushes furiously) WHAT!!?
(Long pause.)
Kazeto and Ziggy: (burst out laughing)
Bill: (looks from Kazeto to Ziggy with confused glances) What? What are you both laughing at...?
Ziggy: (between laughs) Oh, nothing... Just the thought of you in nothing but a fig leaf! (laughs hysterically)
(Another pause, except for the girls' laughter.)
Bill: ...Hey! Are you insulting me!?
Kazeto: (wipes tears away from her eyes) Bill, I love you, but my god, it took you long enough to catch on! (calms down)
Ziggy: (continues to laugh until she falls out of her chair)
Bill: (glares at Ziggy) ....
~~~
Scene: Kazeto gives a loose answer, and Bill questions it... which he probably shouldn't have done...
Bill: Er, what did you do to him in Compromise?
Kazeto: The same thing you did on Christmas Eve.
Bill: What? What are you talking about? I don't remember doing anything on Christmas Eve!
Kazeto: Exactly.
Bill: What!? Dear god!!
Kazeto: But seriously, I gave Ash such a small part that I felt I had to find some way to make the Ash fans happier. After all, I have no intention on making this ALL about Bill. You can only boost the lad's ego so much!
Bill: Wait... What did I do on Christmas Eve?
Kazeto: Let's just say you and one of Santa's female elves are going to be parents in a few months...
Bill: What!? Wait! Kazeto, that's not your line!!
Kazeto: (evil look) Hee hee hee...
***
And, two days after the deadline, Kazeto finishes up a set of long-awaited bloopers. I'd just like to point out that the last two episodes don't have bloopers due to two factors. The first being I couldn't think of any, and the second being I got tired of doing these. =/
And so, tune in some other week for a REAL episode of Warp Series! ^_^
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Footnotes:
*1*: Shameless advertising time! It's open membership season at the MFC (Masaki -- aka Bill -- Fan Club!) Go to groups.yahoo.com/group/masakifc and sign up today to make this author/club owner feel special! ^_^ (Hmm... Open membership season? Oh crap! It's ALWAYS open membership season! ...There goes ANOTHER advertising gimmick... *sniffs*)
*2*: Even if Xatu is technically not a parrot, I still couldn't help but make a Monty Python's Dead Parrot Sketch joke here. ^_^;