Author's Note: Me and my friends had a sleepover and some funny stuff
happened so I decided to put it in the story.
*
"I can't sleep with him snoring like that!" Guy said referring to Goldberg who was snoring away on the floor.
"I'm going to stuff carrots in his nose if he doesn't stop!" Fulton said covering his head with his pillow.
"Carrots? Do we even have carrots here?" Ken asked.
"Yea they are downstairs in the fridge." Fulton said. "I saw them when I was getting some food out. And there is nothing wrong with carrots. What else would I stuff his nose with?"
"I don't know maybe tissue like a normal person would do." Averman said sarcastically.
"You know if you put someone's hand in hot water while they are asleep they will pee on them selves." Luis said out of nowhere.
"Well what are we waiting for then?" Fulton said and smiled.
Luis walked into the bathroom and waited for the water to warm up and then filled a cut up. He walked back into the bedroom and stuck Goldberg's hand in it. All the guys gathered around and when they saw his boxers getting wet they looked at each other disgusted and then started to laugh.
Just then Connie burst through the door and walked into the middle of the floor and stepped on Goldberg.
"Hey watch it Connie." Goldberg said waking up. "What is on my pants?"
"Dude she is sleep walking." Fulton said looking at Connie's closed eyes.
"Are you serious?" Dwayne asked.
"Yeah look at her eyes." Fulton said laughing.
Connie turned around and walked back into her room slamming the door behind her.
"That was creepy." Luis said.
"Yeah I know." Ken said.
"Let's go and see what Julie and Portman are doing." Fulton said.
"They are probably getting it on." Luis said.
"There is only one way to find out." Fulton said going into their room. The rest of the guys followed except for Goldberg who was asleep and snoring again.
They found Portman asleep on the couch and Julie asleep in her bed.
She started mumbling something and then said out loud "Get away from me you big ugly disgusting PIG!"
"Damn she really wants you to get away from her Adam." Russ said.
"Very funny." Adam said with a that was so not funny look on his face.
"I wonder what she is dreaming about." Dwayne said.
"Obviously about a big ugly disgusting pig." Charlie said.
Julie reached up and grabbed Luis by the hair and said "Shut up!"
"Yes mama. Could you let go of my hair?" He said.
"Loser she is still asleep." Russ said.
"I'm gunna be watching you." Julie said and then let go of Luis and turned over and started mumbling something again.
"Ah man she messed up my hair!" Luis said running to the mirror.
"Aw you poor baby." Averman said in a baby voice.
"Dude it is night. Your hair is messed up anyways." Fulton said.
"Not MY hair. My hair is never messed up." Luis said.
"Whatever." The guys said together except for Dwayne who had a confused look on his face.
"Dude look at her thong!" Adam said holding up Julie's pink thong.
"Why are you going through her stuff?" Guy asked.
"I wanted to." He said.
"I think we should wet them and put them in the freezer." Luis said.
"What!?!" the whole team said in unison.
"Me and my friend did it to my other friend once. It was pretty funny to see the look on his face when he found them." Luis said.
"I can't wait to see the look on her face." Averman said.
Fulton took the underwear and wet them and placed them in the freezer downstairs and then came back in Julie's bedroom where the rest of the team was waiting for him.
They heard a crash from the other bedroom and ran to see what it was.
"Ok what was that?" Portman said rubbing his eyes. The noise had waken him up.
"It looks Goldberg woke up and was trying to find some new boxers and fell or tripped over something and broke someone's bed." Adam said and then looked at Portman. "Wow man you look really scary when you wake up."
"You look even scarier." Portman replied yawning. "Your hair is sticking straight up."
"So is yours." Adam said.
"O well." Portman said yawning again.
"Oh no! That is my bed." Luis said finally pushing through Portman and Adam to see which bed Goldberg had broken.
"Looks like you are going to be sleeping on the floor after all." Ken said with a pleased smile on his face.
"Sorry." Goldberg said.
"Why were you looking for boxers anyways?" Portman asked and all of the guys burst into laughter. Well except for Portman and Goldberg.
*The next morning*
"I can't believe you broke the bed! My grandpa is going to kill me when he finds out! How did you break the bed completely in half anyways?" Julie asked walking back and forth wondering what she was going to do.
"I SAID I WAS SORRY!" Goldberg said.
"And I said I forgive you." Julie said. "But I am still dead meat when my grandpa finds out."
"Then I will buy a whole new bed." Goldberg said.
"And where are you going to get that kind of cash?" Julie asked putting her hands on her hips.
"Hello I have a job duh." Goldberg said.
"Oh yeah. Well thanks Goldberg. You're a life saver." Julie said with a smile on her face. She went over to the fridge to get a drink out and then she opened the freezer to get some ice. She dropped her drink and turned around with an angry look on her face.
"Okay." She said calmly. "WHO PUT MY THONG IN THE FREEZER?!?!?" She asked trying not to strangle the closest person to her.
"He did it." The team said pointing to Fulton.
"What!?! It was Luis's idea!" Fulton said with a shocked look on his face.
"Whatever. You are the one who is going to thaw them out." She said looking at Fulton and handing him the underwear.
"Fine I will." Fulton said and took the frozen underwear to go thaw them out.
"Okay so anyways I am going for a walk. Does anyone want to go with me?" Julie asked sighing.
"Where are we going to take a walk?" Charlie asked watching Fulton try to thaw out the thong and cursing to himself.
"OW!" Fulton yelled. "It fell on my toe!"
"Loser." Connie said.
"I thought we could take a walk on the dirt road." Julie said.
"So we're not going to go walking in the woods?" Averman said with a relieved look on his face.
"No we're doing that at night remember?" Charlie said.
"Well I'm going and whoever wants to go with me can come but if you stay behind please stay here and don't get into any trouble." Julie said starting to walk off.
Averman, Charlie, Adam, Connie, Guy, Luis, and Portman followed her.
*
"What was that noise?" Adam asked looking in the woods near the road.
"There is nothing over there." Portman said but still looked at the woods.
They heard the noise again but this time it was louder.
"Come her Julie." Portman said as she came over and he picked her up so she wouldn't get hurt.
"Ok nobody move and maybe it won't notice us." Charlie said trying to stay as still as possible.
Just then a little rabbit jumped out of the woods and everybody screamed and then started to laugh when they realized what it was.
"Ok now I feel like a total wuss." Portman said as he let Julie get down.
Luis, Russ, Fulton, Ken, and Goldberg came running up.
"What's wrong?" Luis asked out of breath.
"That." Portman said pointing to the rabbit running away.
"So I just ran all the way down here to save ya'll from a bunny?" Goldberg asked collapsing to the ground.
"Look's like it doesn't it." Julie said laughing.
Author's Note: The next chapter will be more of a romantic one with mostly Julie/Portman romance but a little bit of Connie/Guy action.
*
"I can't sleep with him snoring like that!" Guy said referring to Goldberg who was snoring away on the floor.
"I'm going to stuff carrots in his nose if he doesn't stop!" Fulton said covering his head with his pillow.
"Carrots? Do we even have carrots here?" Ken asked.
"Yea they are downstairs in the fridge." Fulton said. "I saw them when I was getting some food out. And there is nothing wrong with carrots. What else would I stuff his nose with?"
"I don't know maybe tissue like a normal person would do." Averman said sarcastically.
"You know if you put someone's hand in hot water while they are asleep they will pee on them selves." Luis said out of nowhere.
"Well what are we waiting for then?" Fulton said and smiled.
Luis walked into the bathroom and waited for the water to warm up and then filled a cut up. He walked back into the bedroom and stuck Goldberg's hand in it. All the guys gathered around and when they saw his boxers getting wet they looked at each other disgusted and then started to laugh.
Just then Connie burst through the door and walked into the middle of the floor and stepped on Goldberg.
"Hey watch it Connie." Goldberg said waking up. "What is on my pants?"
"Dude she is sleep walking." Fulton said looking at Connie's closed eyes.
"Are you serious?" Dwayne asked.
"Yeah look at her eyes." Fulton said laughing.
Connie turned around and walked back into her room slamming the door behind her.
"That was creepy." Luis said.
"Yeah I know." Ken said.
"Let's go and see what Julie and Portman are doing." Fulton said.
"They are probably getting it on." Luis said.
"There is only one way to find out." Fulton said going into their room. The rest of the guys followed except for Goldberg who was asleep and snoring again.
They found Portman asleep on the couch and Julie asleep in her bed.
She started mumbling something and then said out loud "Get away from me you big ugly disgusting PIG!"
"Damn she really wants you to get away from her Adam." Russ said.
"Very funny." Adam said with a that was so not funny look on his face.
"I wonder what she is dreaming about." Dwayne said.
"Obviously about a big ugly disgusting pig." Charlie said.
Julie reached up and grabbed Luis by the hair and said "Shut up!"
"Yes mama. Could you let go of my hair?" He said.
"Loser she is still asleep." Russ said.
"I'm gunna be watching you." Julie said and then let go of Luis and turned over and started mumbling something again.
"Ah man she messed up my hair!" Luis said running to the mirror.
"Aw you poor baby." Averman said in a baby voice.
"Dude it is night. Your hair is messed up anyways." Fulton said.
"Not MY hair. My hair is never messed up." Luis said.
"Whatever." The guys said together except for Dwayne who had a confused look on his face.
"Dude look at her thong!" Adam said holding up Julie's pink thong.
"Why are you going through her stuff?" Guy asked.
"I wanted to." He said.
"I think we should wet them and put them in the freezer." Luis said.
"What!?!" the whole team said in unison.
"Me and my friend did it to my other friend once. It was pretty funny to see the look on his face when he found them." Luis said.
"I can't wait to see the look on her face." Averman said.
Fulton took the underwear and wet them and placed them in the freezer downstairs and then came back in Julie's bedroom where the rest of the team was waiting for him.
They heard a crash from the other bedroom and ran to see what it was.
"Ok what was that?" Portman said rubbing his eyes. The noise had waken him up.
"It looks Goldberg woke up and was trying to find some new boxers and fell or tripped over something and broke someone's bed." Adam said and then looked at Portman. "Wow man you look really scary when you wake up."
"You look even scarier." Portman replied yawning. "Your hair is sticking straight up."
"So is yours." Adam said.
"O well." Portman said yawning again.
"Oh no! That is my bed." Luis said finally pushing through Portman and Adam to see which bed Goldberg had broken.
"Looks like you are going to be sleeping on the floor after all." Ken said with a pleased smile on his face.
"Sorry." Goldberg said.
"Why were you looking for boxers anyways?" Portman asked and all of the guys burst into laughter. Well except for Portman and Goldberg.
*The next morning*
"I can't believe you broke the bed! My grandpa is going to kill me when he finds out! How did you break the bed completely in half anyways?" Julie asked walking back and forth wondering what she was going to do.
"I SAID I WAS SORRY!" Goldberg said.
"And I said I forgive you." Julie said. "But I am still dead meat when my grandpa finds out."
"Then I will buy a whole new bed." Goldberg said.
"And where are you going to get that kind of cash?" Julie asked putting her hands on her hips.
"Hello I have a job duh." Goldberg said.
"Oh yeah. Well thanks Goldberg. You're a life saver." Julie said with a smile on her face. She went over to the fridge to get a drink out and then she opened the freezer to get some ice. She dropped her drink and turned around with an angry look on her face.
"Okay." She said calmly. "WHO PUT MY THONG IN THE FREEZER?!?!?" She asked trying not to strangle the closest person to her.
"He did it." The team said pointing to Fulton.
"What!?! It was Luis's idea!" Fulton said with a shocked look on his face.
"Whatever. You are the one who is going to thaw them out." She said looking at Fulton and handing him the underwear.
"Fine I will." Fulton said and took the frozen underwear to go thaw them out.
"Okay so anyways I am going for a walk. Does anyone want to go with me?" Julie asked sighing.
"Where are we going to take a walk?" Charlie asked watching Fulton try to thaw out the thong and cursing to himself.
"OW!" Fulton yelled. "It fell on my toe!"
"Loser." Connie said.
"I thought we could take a walk on the dirt road." Julie said.
"So we're not going to go walking in the woods?" Averman said with a relieved look on his face.
"No we're doing that at night remember?" Charlie said.
"Well I'm going and whoever wants to go with me can come but if you stay behind please stay here and don't get into any trouble." Julie said starting to walk off.
Averman, Charlie, Adam, Connie, Guy, Luis, and Portman followed her.
*
"What was that noise?" Adam asked looking in the woods near the road.
"There is nothing over there." Portman said but still looked at the woods.
They heard the noise again but this time it was louder.
"Come her Julie." Portman said as she came over and he picked her up so she wouldn't get hurt.
"Ok nobody move and maybe it won't notice us." Charlie said trying to stay as still as possible.
Just then a little rabbit jumped out of the woods and everybody screamed and then started to laugh when they realized what it was.
"Ok now I feel like a total wuss." Portman said as he let Julie get down.
Luis, Russ, Fulton, Ken, and Goldberg came running up.
"What's wrong?" Luis asked out of breath.
"That." Portman said pointing to the rabbit running away.
"So I just ran all the way down here to save ya'll from a bunny?" Goldberg asked collapsing to the ground.
"Look's like it doesn't it." Julie said laughing.
Author's Note: The next chapter will be more of a romantic one with mostly Julie/Portman romance but a little bit of Connie/Guy action.