"Man Averman if you don't get your butt out of my face I'm gunna kick you
down this hill!" Russ said sitting down while Averman was bending over in
front of him getting something.
"Well I can't help that my butt is so sexy but can you resist touching it for a few minutes?" Averman said looking back at Russ.
"You wish man now MOVE!" Russ said pushing Averman out of the way.
"Fine." Averman said getting up and walking away.
"Fulton what is wrong with you?" Charlie asked looking at the worried look on Fulton's face.
"Huh oh nothing. I'm just thinking about something." Fulton said snapping out of his thinking trance.
"Well I'm going to go check on Jules and see what she is doing up there." Portman said stretching.
"She is probably up there making out with Adam." Goldberg said eating some chips.
"Funny you should say that." Fulton mumbled under his breath.
"You say something dude?" Portman asked looking across the kitchen to Fulton.
"Um no but I do need to talk to you." Fulton said. "Like right now."
"Ok." Portman said and they walked over to a secluded area.
"What's up?" Portman said when they felt like nobody would be able to hear them.
"Well I kind of did something that I shouldn't have done and now I really regret it." Fulton said avoiding eye contact with Portman.
"What?" Portman said with a concerned look on his face.
"Well...I..well you know that I think Julie is really hot and that I have crush on her right?" Fulton said looking down at the ground.
"Yeah." Portman said looking at Fulton with a stare.
"Man if looks could kill I'd be dead and buried." Fulton thought as he looked up at Portman.
"What dude tell me!" Portman said finally making eye contact.
"Well she tripped over something and I caught her and we were face to face like in a movie or something and I.." Fulton said very fast and then stopped quickly.
"You what?" Portman said now getting a little bit angry.
"I kissed her." Fulton almost whispered.
"YOU DID WHAT!?!" Portman practically screamed.
"I am so sorry dude." Fulton said as Portman's face grew as red as a tomato. "I promise it won't happen again."
"Yeah I know it won't because your not gunna be alive to be able to do it again." Portman said as the team came around the cabin.
"Dude I said I was sorry." Fulton said.
"Well sorry isn't good enough." Portman said and stormed off.
"What's going on?" Charlie asked coming toward Fulton.
"I'll tell ya'll guys later." Fulton said and walked away toward the dirt road.
*
"What in the hell do you think you were doing kissing Fulton?" Portman yelled as he came in the cabin.
Julie jumped up suddenly and then looked at Adam. "Adam can you go away for a little while?" Julie said as she looked at Portman.
"I'll be glad to." Adam said a hurried outside.
"Well I'm waiting." Portman said his face still red.
"Dean before you blow up let me explain." Julie said sitting him down on their bed.
"Yeah you have a lot of explaining to do." Portman said calming down a little bit.
"First of all I didn't kiss Fulton he kissed me." Julie said.
"I'm going to kill that bastard." Portman said balling his fist up.
"Give him a break Dean!" Julie said with an annoyed look on his face.
"Why should I?' Portman said looking at Julie.
"Well let's see. Nobody can hide their feeling and he has had a crush on me since before you probably. He deserved to kiss me at least once." Julie said calming back down. "And he is your best friend."
"How do you figure that Jules?" Portman said staring her in the eyes.
"Dean you have had a lot of girlfriends in your life. Fulton has only had one or two. And when he feels something it is true and pure hearted. I'm sure he thought if he kissed me he would feel something but by the look on his face I could tell he couldn't so the crush was crushed right then and there." Julie said trying to make Portman understand.
"Why did he have to like the girl that I'm in love with though?" Portman said looking at Julie again.
"Who knows." Julie said. "But I'm sure he feels really bad about kissing me and you didn't make it any better for him."
"Yeah I guess I was a little hard on him." Portman said.
"A little?" Julie said. "Try hurricane hard."
"I guess I should go find him and tell him sorry." Portman said. "I mean he came to tell me sorry and I blew up in his face."
"I think that is a good idea." Julie said and Portman headed off to look for Fulton.
Meanwhile Fulton was walking down the trail thinking hard about what he had done and how he was going to make Portman understand.
"How could you be so stupid Fulton?" He asked himself kicking a rock.
"Now you have lost two of your best friends." He said sighing.
"Man now I don't even have a crush on her anymore. All it took was that one kiss and years of crushing over her went away." He thought to himself looking up to the sky.
"Why didn't I kiss her earlier like when they weren't going out so I wouldn't be in this mess?" he said still looking up at the sky and walking at the same time.
"Whoa! Ouch!" Fulton said and then looked down.
"Great now I have fallen into a ten foot pit." He said. "This day just keeps getting better and better." He said sarcastically.
He tried to jump out of the hole three or four times and then when he figured out he was a little bit too short he gave up and sat down and started to sing.
"I caught myself a baby bumble bee. Won't me mommy be so proud of me. I caught myself a baby bumble bee. Ow it stung me." He sang because that was just the first song that popped in his head.
"I'm squishing up a baby bumble bee. Won't my mommy be so proud of me? I'm squishing up a baby bumble bee. Ew it's messy." He sang and then looked up. "Is anybody out there?" he waited a minute and then said "I guess not" and continued singing.
"I'm licking up a baby bumble bee. Won't me mommy be so proud of me? I'm licking up a baby bumble bee. Oh I don't feel so good."
"Well I'm sure when they find out I'm missing they will throw a party or something." He said looking back at the ground and continued singing his song again.
"I'm throwing up a baby bumble bee. Won't me mommy be so proud of me? I'm throwing up a baby bumble bee." He sang and then stopped.
"Ok this song is getting boring. What other song could I sing?" he thought.
"A b c as easy as 1 2 3." He sang and then stopped suddenly. "Oh crap I can't remember the rest of the song." He said. "Ok squash that what other song can I sing." He said and thought for a few minutes. "Oh I know."
"I found a peanut. I found a peanut. I found a peanut just now. I just now found a peanut. I found a peanut just now. I cracked it open. I cracked it open. I cracked it open just now. I just now cracked it open. I cracked it open just now. It was rotten. It was rotten. It was rotten just now. It just now was rotten. It was rotten just now. I ate it anyway. I ate it anyway. I ate it anyway just now. I just now ate it anyway. I ate it anyway just now. I got sick. I got sick. I got sick just now. I just now got sick. I got sick just now. I called the doctor. I called the doctor. I called the doctor just now. I just now called the doctor. I called the doctor just now. He gave me medicine. He gave me medicine. He gave me medicine just now. He just now gave me medicine. He gave me medicine just now. I died anyways. I died..." Fulton sang and was almost done when he was cut off by a huge log falling into the pit and onto his leg.
"OUCH!" he yelled and Portman who was still trying to find him heard and started to run toward his voice.
"Is anybody out there? HELP!" Fulton screamed as the pain raced up his leg and into the rest of his body.
"Dude I'm right here." Portman said as he ran up and looked into the pit.
"Help me out of here." Fulton said and Portman looked around to find something he could use. He found some rope and tied it to a tree. He threw it down into the pit and then jumped in to get the log off of Fulton's leg.
"Why did you come and help me anyways?" Fulton asked as Portman worked on the log. "I thought you would never talk to me again."
"Well Jules talked some since into me and I came to say to find you and say that I was sorry." Portman said. "Ok when I lift up the log pull your leg out."
"Ok." Fulton said and Portman started to lift it up.
"One.two.three." Portman said and then lifted up the log as Fulton pulled his leg out.
"Thanks dude." Fulton said as Portman whipped some sweat from his forehead.
"No problem." Portman said and then looked down at Fulton's leg. "How bad is it?"
"I think I will be able to walk on it." Fulton said and Portman helped him out of the pit.
"So are we cool?" Portman asked as they started walking toward the cabin.
"Well it depends on you." Fulton said looking over at him.
"Well I say we put this whole incident in the past and forget it ever happened." Portman said.
"I agree." Fulton said with a relieved sigh.
"Truce?" Portman said and held out his hand for a pound.
"Truce." Fulton said and accepted the pound.
They walked up to the cabin and were stormed with thousands of questions from the ducks.
"One at a time." Portman said sitting down.
"Ok Adam filled us in on what he knew so will ya'll fill us in on the whole story?" Connie said sitting on Guy's lap.
"And don't leave out a single juicy detail." Averman said rubbing his hands together.
"Well there are no juicy details." Julie said.
"Ok Fulton kissed Julie on accident and I thought it was on purpose so I got real mad at him but it was all a big misunderstanding and now we're all cool." Portman said and smiled over at Julie who had a huge relieved look on her face.
"Thank God." She said as she went over to the two guys and put her arms around their necks.
"Man I wanted to see some action." Averman said in a whinny voice.
"What kind of action?" Dwayne asked.
"Well either fighting action between Fulton and Portman or kissing action between Fulton and Julie." Averman said and received a look from Portman.
"Well it looks like your not going to get either one of your wishes does it?" Guy said pointing over at Portman and Julie who were now kissing.
"See I don't wanna see that. I see that all the time." Averman said. "And I see you and Connie kissing all the time too. I want something new."
"You'll live." Russ said putting a hand on his shoulder.
"Well I can't help that my butt is so sexy but can you resist touching it for a few minutes?" Averman said looking back at Russ.
"You wish man now MOVE!" Russ said pushing Averman out of the way.
"Fine." Averman said getting up and walking away.
"Fulton what is wrong with you?" Charlie asked looking at the worried look on Fulton's face.
"Huh oh nothing. I'm just thinking about something." Fulton said snapping out of his thinking trance.
"Well I'm going to go check on Jules and see what she is doing up there." Portman said stretching.
"She is probably up there making out with Adam." Goldberg said eating some chips.
"Funny you should say that." Fulton mumbled under his breath.
"You say something dude?" Portman asked looking across the kitchen to Fulton.
"Um no but I do need to talk to you." Fulton said. "Like right now."
"Ok." Portman said and they walked over to a secluded area.
"What's up?" Portman said when they felt like nobody would be able to hear them.
"Well I kind of did something that I shouldn't have done and now I really regret it." Fulton said avoiding eye contact with Portman.
"What?" Portman said with a concerned look on his face.
"Well...I..well you know that I think Julie is really hot and that I have crush on her right?" Fulton said looking down at the ground.
"Yeah." Portman said looking at Fulton with a stare.
"Man if looks could kill I'd be dead and buried." Fulton thought as he looked up at Portman.
"What dude tell me!" Portman said finally making eye contact.
"Well she tripped over something and I caught her and we were face to face like in a movie or something and I.." Fulton said very fast and then stopped quickly.
"You what?" Portman said now getting a little bit angry.
"I kissed her." Fulton almost whispered.
"YOU DID WHAT!?!" Portman practically screamed.
"I am so sorry dude." Fulton said as Portman's face grew as red as a tomato. "I promise it won't happen again."
"Yeah I know it won't because your not gunna be alive to be able to do it again." Portman said as the team came around the cabin.
"Dude I said I was sorry." Fulton said.
"Well sorry isn't good enough." Portman said and stormed off.
"What's going on?" Charlie asked coming toward Fulton.
"I'll tell ya'll guys later." Fulton said and walked away toward the dirt road.
*
"What in the hell do you think you were doing kissing Fulton?" Portman yelled as he came in the cabin.
Julie jumped up suddenly and then looked at Adam. "Adam can you go away for a little while?" Julie said as she looked at Portman.
"I'll be glad to." Adam said a hurried outside.
"Well I'm waiting." Portman said his face still red.
"Dean before you blow up let me explain." Julie said sitting him down on their bed.
"Yeah you have a lot of explaining to do." Portman said calming down a little bit.
"First of all I didn't kiss Fulton he kissed me." Julie said.
"I'm going to kill that bastard." Portman said balling his fist up.
"Give him a break Dean!" Julie said with an annoyed look on his face.
"Why should I?' Portman said looking at Julie.
"Well let's see. Nobody can hide their feeling and he has had a crush on me since before you probably. He deserved to kiss me at least once." Julie said calming back down. "And he is your best friend."
"How do you figure that Jules?" Portman said staring her in the eyes.
"Dean you have had a lot of girlfriends in your life. Fulton has only had one or two. And when he feels something it is true and pure hearted. I'm sure he thought if he kissed me he would feel something but by the look on his face I could tell he couldn't so the crush was crushed right then and there." Julie said trying to make Portman understand.
"Why did he have to like the girl that I'm in love with though?" Portman said looking at Julie again.
"Who knows." Julie said. "But I'm sure he feels really bad about kissing me and you didn't make it any better for him."
"Yeah I guess I was a little hard on him." Portman said.
"A little?" Julie said. "Try hurricane hard."
"I guess I should go find him and tell him sorry." Portman said. "I mean he came to tell me sorry and I blew up in his face."
"I think that is a good idea." Julie said and Portman headed off to look for Fulton.
Meanwhile Fulton was walking down the trail thinking hard about what he had done and how he was going to make Portman understand.
"How could you be so stupid Fulton?" He asked himself kicking a rock.
"Now you have lost two of your best friends." He said sighing.
"Man now I don't even have a crush on her anymore. All it took was that one kiss and years of crushing over her went away." He thought to himself looking up to the sky.
"Why didn't I kiss her earlier like when they weren't going out so I wouldn't be in this mess?" he said still looking up at the sky and walking at the same time.
"Whoa! Ouch!" Fulton said and then looked down.
"Great now I have fallen into a ten foot pit." He said. "This day just keeps getting better and better." He said sarcastically.
He tried to jump out of the hole three or four times and then when he figured out he was a little bit too short he gave up and sat down and started to sing.
"I caught myself a baby bumble bee. Won't me mommy be so proud of me. I caught myself a baby bumble bee. Ow it stung me." He sang because that was just the first song that popped in his head.
"I'm squishing up a baby bumble bee. Won't my mommy be so proud of me? I'm squishing up a baby bumble bee. Ew it's messy." He sang and then looked up. "Is anybody out there?" he waited a minute and then said "I guess not" and continued singing.
"I'm licking up a baby bumble bee. Won't me mommy be so proud of me? I'm licking up a baby bumble bee. Oh I don't feel so good."
"Well I'm sure when they find out I'm missing they will throw a party or something." He said looking back at the ground and continued singing his song again.
"I'm throwing up a baby bumble bee. Won't me mommy be so proud of me? I'm throwing up a baby bumble bee." He sang and then stopped.
"Ok this song is getting boring. What other song could I sing?" he thought.
"A b c as easy as 1 2 3." He sang and then stopped suddenly. "Oh crap I can't remember the rest of the song." He said. "Ok squash that what other song can I sing." He said and thought for a few minutes. "Oh I know."
"I found a peanut. I found a peanut. I found a peanut just now. I just now found a peanut. I found a peanut just now. I cracked it open. I cracked it open. I cracked it open just now. I just now cracked it open. I cracked it open just now. It was rotten. It was rotten. It was rotten just now. It just now was rotten. It was rotten just now. I ate it anyway. I ate it anyway. I ate it anyway just now. I just now ate it anyway. I ate it anyway just now. I got sick. I got sick. I got sick just now. I just now got sick. I got sick just now. I called the doctor. I called the doctor. I called the doctor just now. I just now called the doctor. I called the doctor just now. He gave me medicine. He gave me medicine. He gave me medicine just now. He just now gave me medicine. He gave me medicine just now. I died anyways. I died..." Fulton sang and was almost done when he was cut off by a huge log falling into the pit and onto his leg.
"OUCH!" he yelled and Portman who was still trying to find him heard and started to run toward his voice.
"Is anybody out there? HELP!" Fulton screamed as the pain raced up his leg and into the rest of his body.
"Dude I'm right here." Portman said as he ran up and looked into the pit.
"Help me out of here." Fulton said and Portman looked around to find something he could use. He found some rope and tied it to a tree. He threw it down into the pit and then jumped in to get the log off of Fulton's leg.
"Why did you come and help me anyways?" Fulton asked as Portman worked on the log. "I thought you would never talk to me again."
"Well Jules talked some since into me and I came to say to find you and say that I was sorry." Portman said. "Ok when I lift up the log pull your leg out."
"Ok." Fulton said and Portman started to lift it up.
"One.two.three." Portman said and then lifted up the log as Fulton pulled his leg out.
"Thanks dude." Fulton said as Portman whipped some sweat from his forehead.
"No problem." Portman said and then looked down at Fulton's leg. "How bad is it?"
"I think I will be able to walk on it." Fulton said and Portman helped him out of the pit.
"So are we cool?" Portman asked as they started walking toward the cabin.
"Well it depends on you." Fulton said looking over at him.
"Well I say we put this whole incident in the past and forget it ever happened." Portman said.
"I agree." Fulton said with a relieved sigh.
"Truce?" Portman said and held out his hand for a pound.
"Truce." Fulton said and accepted the pound.
They walked up to the cabin and were stormed with thousands of questions from the ducks.
"One at a time." Portman said sitting down.
"Ok Adam filled us in on what he knew so will ya'll fill us in on the whole story?" Connie said sitting on Guy's lap.
"And don't leave out a single juicy detail." Averman said rubbing his hands together.
"Well there are no juicy details." Julie said.
"Ok Fulton kissed Julie on accident and I thought it was on purpose so I got real mad at him but it was all a big misunderstanding and now we're all cool." Portman said and smiled over at Julie who had a huge relieved look on her face.
"Thank God." She said as she went over to the two guys and put her arms around their necks.
"Man I wanted to see some action." Averman said in a whinny voice.
"What kind of action?" Dwayne asked.
"Well either fighting action between Fulton and Portman or kissing action between Fulton and Julie." Averman said and received a look from Portman.
"Well it looks like your not going to get either one of your wishes does it?" Guy said pointing over at Portman and Julie who were now kissing.
"See I don't wanna see that. I see that all the time." Averman said. "And I see you and Connie kissing all the time too. I want something new."
"You'll live." Russ said putting a hand on his shoulder.