Disclaimer~we have trapped the male members of Inuyasha in our bedrooms that is as far as we get to owning them *SOB*

Ran- This Fan Fic is a documentary of the Inuyasha cast members while they are put threw our "distinct trials of sanity"

Passion- In other words more suitable for you nimrods out there, they will be tortured! But SHHHHHH DON'T TELL!

Ran- PASSION! Be nice! Why would WE torcher Inu and cast? ~tries to look innocent

Passion- Ummm 1- Don't try that with me you might fool them ~points to readers~ into thinking your innocent but NOT ME! 2- Its fun 3- Kikyo's in the cast 4- Its fun 5- Kikyo's in the cast 6- Its fun 7- Kik..

~Ran cuts in~ Well ummm on with the show while I fix Passion ~in back ground~ -DIE BATOSHI(you will hear this randomly threw the fic)- 18- its fun 19- Kikyo's in the cast 20- Its Fu.

The Moon Children's Torturing of the Inuyasha cast members

Subject One:

Inuyasha

5 am, subject is seen heading alone into the woods.

~Moon Children~

Ran- Good he's alone

Passion~ Goooood ~grins evilly~

Ran- What "trial" is in store for him today?

Passion~ hmmm

~Back ground *DING* Ran opens microwave~ -yummy ramen-

Passion- RAN THAT'S IT!!!!

Ran- What?¿

Passion -grabs ramen and runs off to find Inuyasha-

Inuyasha- Damn Kagome! She brought Oden but left the ramen home! What was she thinking?

Passion~ Hmmm what should I do with this ramen?

Inuyasha- Ramen?

Passion~ Yes I have this ramen here and I don't know what to do with it!

Inuyasha- I'll take the ramen!

Passion~ are you sure you'll do that for me?

Inuyasha- yes I take the ramem

Passion~ oh but I don't know! I mean its such a burden this big hot bowl of chicken flavored noodles is so much to handle

Inuyasha- No really I'll take the ramen!

Passion~ Ok thank you so much for taking it

Inuyasha- Oh it's no problem really

Passion - handing Inuyasha the ramen- Oh I really don't know its such a big burden - pulls back ramen

Inuyasha- no I really don't mind taking the ramen off your hands

Ran- PASSION! WHERE THE HELL IS MY RAMEN

Passion~ Right here -hands her ramen-

Inuyasha- *whimper*

Kagome- WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU INUYASHA?!?!

*Ran pulls out little tape recorder they use in documentaries and look at watch* 6:30 am Kagome has said hell

*Kagome appears Ran and Passion disappear*

Kagome- Inuyasha I made Oden and you're going to eat it!

Inuyasha- Ramen

Kagome- I made Oden not ramen

Inuyasha- but they had.

Kagome- whose they?

Inuyasha- the girls they were just here!

Kagome- Inuyasha are you feeling alright?

Inuyasha- There were two girls I swear!!!

*WACK* *JINNGLE JINNGLE*

Kagome- Thank you Miroku now could you help me get him to Keade's I thinks he has caught something!

Miroku- Sure lady Kagome

~Moon Children~

Ran- *looks at watch* 7 am subject 1: Inuyasha has been knocked out

Passion~ Man THAT was fun! Who next on the list?

Ran- *looks at list* Miroku and Sango

Passion~ *evil grin* THIS should also be fun