Yami and the Refrigerator
Disclaimer- I don't Yu-Gi-Oh. *sighs and tosses another penny into a well*
Well, I hope this makes up for the last chapters and lack of updates. I tried to get this one out extra fast. Day after the crappiest chapter ever! This one is much much better in my opinion.
*****
Well, Yugi has now started school again (mainly because I'm running out of places for his to go) and Yami must be left at home 6 hours a day because he didn't want to stay in his soul room for that long and listen to whatever Yugi is hearing. It causes headaches. But Grandpa always checks on him every few hours and it usually consists of him yelling "Yami, are you still alive?!", he does this more often when the house gets really quiet.
***
". . . and this is a list of chores. They are all very simple and you MUST finish them all of them before any TV! Got that?"
"Uh. . . Yugi?" Yami was sitting at the table with his head in his arms and the list in front of him; Yugi was standing next to him.
"Yes?"
"And WHY did you have to wake me up at 7:00 IN THE MORNING TO TELL ME THIS?!"
The Game King usually didn't wake up until 10 or so, and didn't like early morning wake up calls.
"I gotta go to school." This got Yami's attention. He sat straight up in the chair making the list fall off the table and Yugi jump back slightly.
"What!? I HAVE TO STAY HERE ALL DAY?!"
"Well. . . you didn't like school last year inside the puzzle, so I told Grandpa you'd stay here. And you won't be all alone, Grandpa is downstairs and the game shop. . ."
At this Yami began to yell something indistinguishable, unless you were a 5,000-year-old spirit from Ancient Egypt. He did this mainly for Yugi's sake.
Unfortunately for Yami, a 5,000-year-old spirit, from Ancient Egypt, happened to be walking by the house right at that precise moment.
Ryou raised an eyebrow and looked at Bakura, who coughed slightly and looked away. The light decided he didn't really want to know and went on upstairs to make sure everybody was still breathing.
He entered the kitchen to find a nervous looking Yugi and a deranged pharaoh. Yami stopped in mid-yell.
"Er, hello. . " Ryou looked 'slightly' uncomfortable.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?"
"Hi Ryou. Hi Bakura?" The Tomb Robber had followed Ryou into the room and was standing inside the door smirking.
"Yami, Ryou came to get me. We're walking to school together and I don't know why Bakura is here.
"Great." Yami said looking sulky for a moment before his face brightened. "Bakura can help me with my 'list'. " He grabbed the paper off the floor and shoved it the dark's face.
"Yes Bakura, you can stay here and help Yami. Do something productive. " Ryou looked pleased with the idea, but Yugi didn't look so sure.
". . . two yamies in one house. . I don't know if that's very smart. . ."
Bakura was about to ask if he were going to be able to have any say in the matter, but was cut off when Yami whispered something in his ear. He promptly shut his mouth again, grinning.
"You didn't ask Yami to do anything that involves electricity or fire did you?
Yami glared.
". . . nothing harder then washing counters and picking stuff up. I didn't even ask him to dust. . . but still. . ."
Yami glared.
"I'm sure they'll be fine," Ryou smiled for an instant before his face fell as he saw the time, "Yugi! We have to go its 7:50! School!"
"Oh no!" Yugi grabbed his bags and ran to the door, pausing only long enough to yell at the yamies to try and not blow the house up.
The yamies stood perfectly still until they heard the door slam. Then they shot towards the living room. Yami raced to the farthest bookshelf, climbed to the highest ledge, moved the biggest book in the farthest, darkest corner, and then threw a bag of pure sugar down to Bakura who was waiting below.
"Oooh. . . this is the good kind!"
"Yup! I have about a dozen more hidden around the house."
"Good, Ryou checks once a week, at least."
Yami shuddered at this thought, "I couldn't live without sugar," He jumped off the shelf to the floor with a small thunk.
"I said Ryou CHECKS. I never said he FINDS."
***
Thoroughly stuffed full with sugar, Yami decided he should at least look at the list. It ended up being extremely short. Yugi had not been kidding when he said he hadn't given Yami anything harder than wiping counters and picking up; he hadn't given him anything other than wiping counters and picking up.
"Hm. . . Yugi doesn't think I'm very capable does he?" Bakura seemed to be trying not to laugh.
". . . apparently not. . ."
***
They decided that they needed more sugar if they were going to complete the entire list by 3:00. Yami left Bakura in the kitchen while he wen to get some. He returned in a matter of seconds. The bag was quickly emptied before they began to run around the house grabbing everything that wasn't were it belonged and stuffing it into garbage bags. When the bags were full, Yami threw them into the closet.
"ALL CLEAN!!"
"YAY!"
The two hyperactive sugar high yamies then ran into the kitchen and grabbed some paper towels, they got the wet and 'cleaned' the counters, leaving a trail of paper towel pieces in puddles of water everywhere.
"KOOL-AIDE!" Yami yelled as soon as they were done. They ran to the refrigerator dropping the paper towels, and threw it open. The light came on.
"OOOH. . ." Bakura had never seen a light inside before because Ryou's had burnt out and he had never bothered to replace it. Yami, had never seen one because Yugi had never let him near the fridge before. Yami closed the door. The light went out. He opened it again. The light came on. They watched this fascinating display for over half an hour until they remembered why they were there in the first place.
"KOOL-AIDE!!"
Yami grabbed the pitcher.
"MORE SUGAR!" Bakura appeared with another bag and dumped it into it (I don't know where he got it).
"CUPS!" Yami grabbed some cups from the cabinet and poured some kool-aide They pitcher emptied within minutes, by the time they were done there was so much sugar in there system, they were literally bouncing all over the place.
Bakura bounced just a 'tad' too hard and hit his head on a table, knocking him unconscious. "Ow" was all he managed to say before he slumped over.
"THAT DIDN'T LOOK TOO HEALTHY!" Yami yelled at him, Bakura obviously didn't answer. The King of Games decided he didn't add much to the décor and dragged him onto the living room. He attempted to put Bakura on the couch, failed, and left him on the floor.
"ICE!" Yami ran into the kitchen. He knew from experience that ice helps bumps on the head. He threw the door open to the fridge. The light blink twice before it went black. "UH-OH!"
Yami then leaned against the door while he looked for some ice. . . until the door the fell off. "OH WELL" He tossed all the drawers out, but didn't find the ice. "STUPID FRIDGE!!" He yelled.
Then he noticed the other door. The one to the freezer. "WHAT'S IN THERE?!" He threw open that door. "ICE!"
There was a box of ice right inside the door. Yami reached in and grabbed it. Unfortunately, his hand was still damp and stuck to the icebox.
"WHAT THE-?!" Yami couldn't get his hand unstuck.
It was starting to get slightly chilly, having both the freezer door open and the fridge door off. And the cold was staring to set on to Yami by the fact that the sugar was wearing off.
"I'm.sleepy." He yawned falling asleep against the fridge.
****
"Yami! Bakura! We're back!" Yugi's voice echoed through the silent household.
"Why is it so cold in here?" Ryou shivered as they walked into the living area. "Bakura?!" They noticed him lying there at the same time.
"What happened to him?" Ryou looked worriedly at his dark half (This is mainly because he feared the health of the only person who could have done this, the King of Games himself).
"Wait a second. Where's Yami?"
"Uh-oh."
They decided that Bakura was not going to die anytime soon and ran to find Yami. When they checked the kitchen, one of the strangest scenes they've seen met their eyes.
There was food thrown all over the room, the drawers and the door were ripped off the refrigerator , the light bulb had apparently burnt out, and (with his hands still stuck to the freezer) Yami was asleep slumped against the appliance.
"Grandpa's not going to like this very much."
Ryou shook his head.
****
Grandpa, to say the least, wasn't very happy at this whole incident. He not only had to pay to fix the fridge, he also had to pay for 2 doctor bills. One for Bakura and one for Yami, who had caught a cold.
He also had to replace all of the food, which had gone bad from the lack of a door, and the light bulb in both the freezer and fridge.
Yami was easily removed from the icebox before Grandpa had seen any of it. Which turned out to be a good thing in Yami's part, as he wouldn't have been able to dodge the frying pan aimed at his head if he hadn't.
*****
Ok, the last chapter sucked, ne? Well, I'm working on a better fic at this moment. I'll post hints in my summery soon. So keep looking.
I also think this would be a good time to mention that I do NOT hate the Yamis. They're actually some of my favorite characters (Malik is ahead of Yami, but not Bakura), that's why I have to torture them so. ^.~
PS- Click the pretty button that says Go! and leave a review! ^__^ Oh, and could someone PLEASE tell me how to make words bold and such. It doesn't seem to work in any way I've tried. *sighs* Help! Please!
Disclaimer- I don't Yu-Gi-Oh. *sighs and tosses another penny into a well*
Well, I hope this makes up for the last chapters and lack of updates. I tried to get this one out extra fast. Day after the crappiest chapter ever! This one is much much better in my opinion.
*****
Well, Yugi has now started school again (mainly because I'm running out of places for his to go) and Yami must be left at home 6 hours a day because he didn't want to stay in his soul room for that long and listen to whatever Yugi is hearing. It causes headaches. But Grandpa always checks on him every few hours and it usually consists of him yelling "Yami, are you still alive?!", he does this more often when the house gets really quiet.
***
". . . and this is a list of chores. They are all very simple and you MUST finish them all of them before any TV! Got that?"
"Uh. . . Yugi?" Yami was sitting at the table with his head in his arms and the list in front of him; Yugi was standing next to him.
"Yes?"
"And WHY did you have to wake me up at 7:00 IN THE MORNING TO TELL ME THIS?!"
The Game King usually didn't wake up until 10 or so, and didn't like early morning wake up calls.
"I gotta go to school." This got Yami's attention. He sat straight up in the chair making the list fall off the table and Yugi jump back slightly.
"What!? I HAVE TO STAY HERE ALL DAY?!"
"Well. . . you didn't like school last year inside the puzzle, so I told Grandpa you'd stay here. And you won't be all alone, Grandpa is downstairs and the game shop. . ."
At this Yami began to yell something indistinguishable, unless you were a 5,000-year-old spirit from Ancient Egypt. He did this mainly for Yugi's sake.
Unfortunately for Yami, a 5,000-year-old spirit, from Ancient Egypt, happened to be walking by the house right at that precise moment.
Ryou raised an eyebrow and looked at Bakura, who coughed slightly and looked away. The light decided he didn't really want to know and went on upstairs to make sure everybody was still breathing.
He entered the kitchen to find a nervous looking Yugi and a deranged pharaoh. Yami stopped in mid-yell.
"Er, hello. . " Ryou looked 'slightly' uncomfortable.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?"
"Hi Ryou. Hi Bakura?" The Tomb Robber had followed Ryou into the room and was standing inside the door smirking.
"Yami, Ryou came to get me. We're walking to school together and I don't know why Bakura is here.
"Great." Yami said looking sulky for a moment before his face brightened. "Bakura can help me with my 'list'. " He grabbed the paper off the floor and shoved it the dark's face.
"Yes Bakura, you can stay here and help Yami. Do something productive. " Ryou looked pleased with the idea, but Yugi didn't look so sure.
". . . two yamies in one house. . I don't know if that's very smart. . ."
Bakura was about to ask if he were going to be able to have any say in the matter, but was cut off when Yami whispered something in his ear. He promptly shut his mouth again, grinning.
"You didn't ask Yami to do anything that involves electricity or fire did you?
Yami glared.
". . . nothing harder then washing counters and picking stuff up. I didn't even ask him to dust. . . but still. . ."
Yami glared.
"I'm sure they'll be fine," Ryou smiled for an instant before his face fell as he saw the time, "Yugi! We have to go its 7:50! School!"
"Oh no!" Yugi grabbed his bags and ran to the door, pausing only long enough to yell at the yamies to try and not blow the house up.
The yamies stood perfectly still until they heard the door slam. Then they shot towards the living room. Yami raced to the farthest bookshelf, climbed to the highest ledge, moved the biggest book in the farthest, darkest corner, and then threw a bag of pure sugar down to Bakura who was waiting below.
"Oooh. . . this is the good kind!"
"Yup! I have about a dozen more hidden around the house."
"Good, Ryou checks once a week, at least."
Yami shuddered at this thought, "I couldn't live without sugar," He jumped off the shelf to the floor with a small thunk.
"I said Ryou CHECKS. I never said he FINDS."
***
Thoroughly stuffed full with sugar, Yami decided he should at least look at the list. It ended up being extremely short. Yugi had not been kidding when he said he hadn't given Yami anything harder than wiping counters and picking up; he hadn't given him anything other than wiping counters and picking up.
"Hm. . . Yugi doesn't think I'm very capable does he?" Bakura seemed to be trying not to laugh.
". . . apparently not. . ."
***
They decided that they needed more sugar if they were going to complete the entire list by 3:00. Yami left Bakura in the kitchen while he wen to get some. He returned in a matter of seconds. The bag was quickly emptied before they began to run around the house grabbing everything that wasn't were it belonged and stuffing it into garbage bags. When the bags were full, Yami threw them into the closet.
"ALL CLEAN!!"
"YAY!"
The two hyperactive sugar high yamies then ran into the kitchen and grabbed some paper towels, they got the wet and 'cleaned' the counters, leaving a trail of paper towel pieces in puddles of water everywhere.
"KOOL-AIDE!" Yami yelled as soon as they were done. They ran to the refrigerator dropping the paper towels, and threw it open. The light came on.
"OOOH. . ." Bakura had never seen a light inside before because Ryou's had burnt out and he had never bothered to replace it. Yami, had never seen one because Yugi had never let him near the fridge before. Yami closed the door. The light went out. He opened it again. The light came on. They watched this fascinating display for over half an hour until they remembered why they were there in the first place.
"KOOL-AIDE!!"
Yami grabbed the pitcher.
"MORE SUGAR!" Bakura appeared with another bag and dumped it into it (I don't know where he got it).
"CUPS!" Yami grabbed some cups from the cabinet and poured some kool-aide They pitcher emptied within minutes, by the time they were done there was so much sugar in there system, they were literally bouncing all over the place.
Bakura bounced just a 'tad' too hard and hit his head on a table, knocking him unconscious. "Ow" was all he managed to say before he slumped over.
"THAT DIDN'T LOOK TOO HEALTHY!" Yami yelled at him, Bakura obviously didn't answer. The King of Games decided he didn't add much to the décor and dragged him onto the living room. He attempted to put Bakura on the couch, failed, and left him on the floor.
"ICE!" Yami ran into the kitchen. He knew from experience that ice helps bumps on the head. He threw the door open to the fridge. The light blink twice before it went black. "UH-OH!"
Yami then leaned against the door while he looked for some ice. . . until the door the fell off. "OH WELL" He tossed all the drawers out, but didn't find the ice. "STUPID FRIDGE!!" He yelled.
Then he noticed the other door. The one to the freezer. "WHAT'S IN THERE?!" He threw open that door. "ICE!"
There was a box of ice right inside the door. Yami reached in and grabbed it. Unfortunately, his hand was still damp and stuck to the icebox.
"WHAT THE-?!" Yami couldn't get his hand unstuck.
It was starting to get slightly chilly, having both the freezer door open and the fridge door off. And the cold was staring to set on to Yami by the fact that the sugar was wearing off.
"I'm.sleepy." He yawned falling asleep against the fridge.
****
"Yami! Bakura! We're back!" Yugi's voice echoed through the silent household.
"Why is it so cold in here?" Ryou shivered as they walked into the living area. "Bakura?!" They noticed him lying there at the same time.
"What happened to him?" Ryou looked worriedly at his dark half (This is mainly because he feared the health of the only person who could have done this, the King of Games himself).
"Wait a second. Where's Yami?"
"Uh-oh."
They decided that Bakura was not going to die anytime soon and ran to find Yami. When they checked the kitchen, one of the strangest scenes they've seen met their eyes.
There was food thrown all over the room, the drawers and the door were ripped off the refrigerator , the light bulb had apparently burnt out, and (with his hands still stuck to the freezer) Yami was asleep slumped against the appliance.
"Grandpa's not going to like this very much."
Ryou shook his head.
****
Grandpa, to say the least, wasn't very happy at this whole incident. He not only had to pay to fix the fridge, he also had to pay for 2 doctor bills. One for Bakura and one for Yami, who had caught a cold.
He also had to replace all of the food, which had gone bad from the lack of a door, and the light bulb in both the freezer and fridge.
Yami was easily removed from the icebox before Grandpa had seen any of it. Which turned out to be a good thing in Yami's part, as he wouldn't have been able to dodge the frying pan aimed at his head if he hadn't.
*****
Ok, the last chapter sucked, ne? Well, I'm working on a better fic at this moment. I'll post hints in my summery soon. So keep looking.
I also think this would be a good time to mention that I do NOT hate the Yamis. They're actually some of my favorite characters (Malik is ahead of Yami, but not Bakura), that's why I have to torture them so. ^.~
PS- Click the pretty button that says Go! and leave a review! ^__^ Oh, and could someone PLEASE tell me how to make words bold and such. It doesn't seem to work in any way I've tried. *sighs* Help! Please!