Yami and the Washing Machine

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh...*sighs* I need a way to make this more interesting...any ideas?

Gomen about the format in the last chapter. That was the oldest fic still on my computer... I wrote that AGES ago. O.o Reverting back to newer and better format...now.

/Yugi to Yami/

//Yami to Yugi//

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Yugi and Yami were walking home after a trip to the arcade. Yugi was happy, but Yami, at this point in time, would have rather been sitting in front of the TV. What's more is, as it had just rained, everything was a giant gunky mess.

The 'twins' walked along the sidewalk in silence. But unfortunately, right as they walked past the biggest, muddiest, wettest, brownest, and whatever...murkiest puddle in the WHOLE ENTIRE CITY, a car drove by.

At a very fast pace.

Right over the muddle puddle.

"YUCK!!"

They had gotten an early icky shower (I know you saw that coming, this story wouldn't get very far otherwise).

Yugi, by far got the worst of it. He was drenched from his head to his toes. All his clothes had turned a disgusting brownish color.

Yami wasn't happy. He _was_ going to go home and watch TV. Now he'd have to go home, take a shower, and then _maybe_ he could watch TV. It depended on how early Grandpa got home.

***

The King of Games got to take his shower first, as he wasn't that dirty, so it didn't take him all too long (Yami had mastered the art of shower taking after only 1 night; burning water raining down on you doesn't easily erase from your memory).

"Yami, would you take all the clothes and get the ones out of my room and throw them in the wash? Put one cup of soap in! Hear me? Only _one_ cup!!"

If Yugi had been thinking more about what he just said than about how he was going to get the mud out of his hair. He would have realized how critical a situation he'd just created.

By now Yami had pretty much figured out that he wouldn't be getting to watch TV anytime soon. And also his sugar craving would have to wait; he decided it's best not to be sugar high while working with electronic gadgets.

He sighed as he went around and picked up articles of clothing piled everywhere. Barely being able to see over all the clothes in his arms, he almost fell down the stairs on his way to the (dun dun dun) washing machine.

Yami shoved it all into the appliance, not caring what it was. Chanting only _one_ cup over and over he dug around the cabinets, eventually finding one that had two containers,

Deciding that Yugi meant one cup from each container, he got a cup (A nice big glass) out of the kitchen and dumped the soaps in.

***

"Yami, where are my muddy clothes?"

"In the wash."

"!?"

"You told me to put them there."

The hikari pulled on clean clothes and flew downstairs to check on the washing machine. Everything seemed all right. No funky noises or bubbles streaming everywhere.

/Hmmm... maybe you can do some good things in your life./

//Are you saying that I can't do anything right?!//

/Maybe.../

//Aibou... that's just not fair//

Some giggling filled the mental link as Yugi started laughing, followed by a small yelp when Yami pounced on him, engaging in a wrestling match.

***

Yami was taking the clothing out of the wash, frowning slightly; he tried to remember Yugi having so many clothes. But when he came to his leather shirt his eyes widened.

The shirt had shrunk drastically. So small now it would probably fit his hikari just about perfect.

Sighing he tossed it into a pile of Yugi's clothed. In fact, by the time her had finished, every single piece now belonged to the light.

Pulling out some of his belts, which he had tossed in there too, Yami looked at them. His frown deepened when he saw it had white blotches on it. He pulled out the rest of them.

And almost screamed.

//YUGI!!//

***

"Bleach? What's that?"

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I really don't think this was quite as good as most the other chapters, kinda short too...but hey you decide! Click the pretty Go! button and review!

Oh yea, thanks everyone for explaining the whole bold face thingy! That will come in handy for 14 Days of Fun. ^_^

Stay tuned for the next chapter!

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