Yami and the Roller Blades
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OMG! You guys have NO idea exactly how much I absolutely love you all!!
SQEE!!
But um... this took a long time...gomen?
*gets shot*
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! 'Nuff said.
Roller blading idea goes to Cat! ^.~
*****
Light footsteps padded softly across the floor. Then a hand closed across the doorknob. It silently turned and the door opened slowly, revealing the light of the outside.
"And just WHERE do you think your going?!"
Yami froze in midstep.
"I... erm. I was just... what are you doing home?!"
Yugi rolled his eyes at the Egyptian spirit.
"School got out yesterday. It's summer break."
"Oh."
"Now, where were you going?"
"Uh... er..."
"Never mind, your coming with me anyways."
Yami blinked, "What are we doing?"
"Roller Blading."
Yami blinked again in confusion. What the heck is roller blading?
***
"Can I just stay in the puzzle and watch?"
"No."
"PLEASE?"
"No."
Yami had taken one look at all the other skaters in the park and decided he wanted no part in the activity.
"You need to get out more. And this doesn't involve any electrical devices, screws, OR pool toys."
"Aw, is the little Pharaoh scared?"
"I AM NOT SCARED, TOMB ROBBER!!"
Bakura sniggered, "Sure you aren't."
Ryou, who was standing behind his yami, sighed and gave him a look.
"Hey Yug'!"
Joey waved and walked towards them, along with the rest of the group.
"Everybody got their blades?"
Ryou looked up; "I couldn't find a pair for my yami..."
Yugi grinned, "That's no problem", and he opened the bag he was carrying.
"I brought an extra pair, just in case of a problem like this."
The white-haired spirit shoved his hands in his pockets and frowned, doing his own version of sulking.
Yami leaned over towards Bakura, "Looks like your not getting out of this either."
Bakura glared.
***
"Yami! You have to, at least, just STAND UP!"
"No I don't."
Yugi sighed, " I _was_ going to make brownies because you tried something new... but I guess not..."
Yami looked up.
"But I want brownies!"
Yugi shrugged, "I guess that's too bad then."
Bakura, who had already stood up with the help of his own light, glided somewhat wobbly towards him.
"I guess you lied about not being scared then. I'm going to call you Yami the Cowardly Pharaoh, that okay with you?"
Yami growled.
Bakura smirked.
Yami then tried to stand and pummel the other spirit, but his feet shot out from under him and he landed not so gracefully on his butt.
Bakura laughed.
Bakura laughed hard.
Bakura laughed so hard, he had tears streaming down his face.
Yami then let out a long stream of Egyptian profanity (not repeatable for the rating would be raised. Not like most of you know Egyptian anyways). This only caused the other spirit to laugh harder, leaning on a bench for balance.
After Bakura was rolled away, laughing to hard to care, Yami bluntly refused to move until he got some food.
Yugi hadn't packed a lunch so... this just _might_ get him out of skating. It was a perfect plan.
"What should I do? He won't skate... and I didn't pack a lunch..."
Ryou thought for a moment and shrugged, "He just might have found a way out of this."
Yami grinned; it was going to work! He was almost giddy with his shining bit of hope.
And then that bit of shining hope was bombed and buried alive, burnt a crispy black.
Joey and Tristan skated past, "THE HOT DOG MAN!!!!!"
After Yugi, wheeled a very unhappy Yami over and bought a hot dog, he handed it to Yami.
"Now if you want ketchup or mustard on it, go to the red and yellow tubs. Red for ketchup and yellow for mustard..."
"I KNOW THAT! DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID?!"
"Just making sure."
Yami glared at his light and went to put some one. He slammed on the mustard and got great globs of it on his hot dog.
He was a little too careful on the ketchup, however, it barely existed among the mustard.
"Yami, I don't think that's going to taste very good."
"YES IT WILL! It's how I like mine!"
Yugi gave him a dumbfounded look, "You've never had a hot dog before. How would you know?"
"I'm special like that."
He took a bite of it and, naturally, the mustard smeared. All over Yami's face.
And the hot dog, being a hot dog, (the meat part) shot out of the bun. And Joey, being Joey, picked up the mustard covered meat and chunked at Tristan.
Of course, an all out food war started, once it ended, everybody was covered.
Well...
Everybody except for Ryou and Bakura. No one dared touch Bakura, for fear he would kill them. No one dared touch Ryou, once again, for fear that Bakura would kill them.
No one does NOT include a certain Egyptian spirit named Yami.
Let's say Ketchup + Yami no Bakura an unhappy tomb robber doth make.
The now pink-haired spirit growled and grabbed a bunch of mustard packages, lunging for the former pharaoh.
Yami chose not to make witty comments, but instead chose to turn and run (for once in his life.
Bakura twisted the packs to make mustard bombs and started chunking them at Yami, as hard as he could. Yami quickly became covered in the substance, due to the other spirit's unbeatable aim.
"Look like they learned how to skate really well, very quickly." Tristan commented, "It looks like one of those high speed car chases you see in the movies.
Yami still had a bunch of ketchup packs and he too twisted them into bombs, ready to explode on impact.
Soon running out of bombs, Bakura chose to now go for Yami's throat. He probably would have, except for the fact that he tripped. Dancing around, trying to keep his balance and not land flat on his backside, he did a series of fantastic looking stunts. Unfortunately, he landed in a nearby murky pond.
Yami, laughing hard, threw the remaining ketchup packs he held into the air, celebrating victory.
Due to the law of gravity, they fell.
And exploded.
Several unsuspecting skaters either slid and crashed on them or became half red.
Okay, more than several. More like half the park. Naturally, they looked around for the culprit, so they could slit is throat.
Yami was standing in the middle of the whole mess.
He looked around, slightly nervous from all the glares he was receiving. Including one from a soggy, muddy Bakura.
"Er... gomen?"
***
"Aren't you gonna help your Yami?"
Yugi took a sip of his soda, "His problem. He caused it."
The ancient pharoah then zoomed past, followed by an angry, yelling hoard of people.
***
Yugi sighed, "I just can't take you anywhere can I?"
"..."
"You doubled the 5 year accident count in one day. 3 people had broken bones and others and scrapes and bruises."
"It wasn't my fault. They're the one who chased me."
His light glared at him, "And who might have caused them to chase you?"
"uh...eheh..."
"And NOW you're banned from ANOTHER place! Next time I'm just going to say I don't know you, and let you get yourself out of all legal charges and problems."
"I'll just go in the puzzle now..."
He retreated into the millennium item and Yugi sighed. How could he have been a powerful leader... in ANY time? He destroyed everything he touched!
"He's not going anywhere with Bakura either... always provoking him... that's one problem."
Yugi started on a list of things for Yami to be kept away from. Maybe he could find something he could do.
*****
Um... right...anyways...
You guys gave me so many wonderful ideas! I could only choose so many though. Some I have thought of for other things already (see the next chapter when it comes out) or I wouldn't write for fear of killing someone. ^_^
Click the Go! button and review!
Till next time...
***
OMG! You guys have NO idea exactly how much I absolutely love you all!!
SQEE!!
But um... this took a long time...gomen?
*gets shot*
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! 'Nuff said.
Roller blading idea goes to Cat! ^.~
*****
Light footsteps padded softly across the floor. Then a hand closed across the doorknob. It silently turned and the door opened slowly, revealing the light of the outside.
"And just WHERE do you think your going?!"
Yami froze in midstep.
"I... erm. I was just... what are you doing home?!"
Yugi rolled his eyes at the Egyptian spirit.
"School got out yesterday. It's summer break."
"Oh."
"Now, where were you going?"
"Uh... er..."
"Never mind, your coming with me anyways."
Yami blinked, "What are we doing?"
"Roller Blading."
Yami blinked again in confusion. What the heck is roller blading?
***
"Can I just stay in the puzzle and watch?"
"No."
"PLEASE?"
"No."
Yami had taken one look at all the other skaters in the park and decided he wanted no part in the activity.
"You need to get out more. And this doesn't involve any electrical devices, screws, OR pool toys."
"Aw, is the little Pharaoh scared?"
"I AM NOT SCARED, TOMB ROBBER!!"
Bakura sniggered, "Sure you aren't."
Ryou, who was standing behind his yami, sighed and gave him a look.
"Hey Yug'!"
Joey waved and walked towards them, along with the rest of the group.
"Everybody got their blades?"
Ryou looked up; "I couldn't find a pair for my yami..."
Yugi grinned, "That's no problem", and he opened the bag he was carrying.
"I brought an extra pair, just in case of a problem like this."
The white-haired spirit shoved his hands in his pockets and frowned, doing his own version of sulking.
Yami leaned over towards Bakura, "Looks like your not getting out of this either."
Bakura glared.
***
"Yami! You have to, at least, just STAND UP!"
"No I don't."
Yugi sighed, " I _was_ going to make brownies because you tried something new... but I guess not..."
Yami looked up.
"But I want brownies!"
Yugi shrugged, "I guess that's too bad then."
Bakura, who had already stood up with the help of his own light, glided somewhat wobbly towards him.
"I guess you lied about not being scared then. I'm going to call you Yami the Cowardly Pharaoh, that okay with you?"
Yami growled.
Bakura smirked.
Yami then tried to stand and pummel the other spirit, but his feet shot out from under him and he landed not so gracefully on his butt.
Bakura laughed.
Bakura laughed hard.
Bakura laughed so hard, he had tears streaming down his face.
Yami then let out a long stream of Egyptian profanity (not repeatable for the rating would be raised. Not like most of you know Egyptian anyways). This only caused the other spirit to laugh harder, leaning on a bench for balance.
After Bakura was rolled away, laughing to hard to care, Yami bluntly refused to move until he got some food.
Yugi hadn't packed a lunch so... this just _might_ get him out of skating. It was a perfect plan.
"What should I do? He won't skate... and I didn't pack a lunch..."
Ryou thought for a moment and shrugged, "He just might have found a way out of this."
Yami grinned; it was going to work! He was almost giddy with his shining bit of hope.
And then that bit of shining hope was bombed and buried alive, burnt a crispy black.
Joey and Tristan skated past, "THE HOT DOG MAN!!!!!"
After Yugi, wheeled a very unhappy Yami over and bought a hot dog, he handed it to Yami.
"Now if you want ketchup or mustard on it, go to the red and yellow tubs. Red for ketchup and yellow for mustard..."
"I KNOW THAT! DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID?!"
"Just making sure."
Yami glared at his light and went to put some one. He slammed on the mustard and got great globs of it on his hot dog.
He was a little too careful on the ketchup, however, it barely existed among the mustard.
"Yami, I don't think that's going to taste very good."
"YES IT WILL! It's how I like mine!"
Yugi gave him a dumbfounded look, "You've never had a hot dog before. How would you know?"
"I'm special like that."
He took a bite of it and, naturally, the mustard smeared. All over Yami's face.
And the hot dog, being a hot dog, (the meat part) shot out of the bun. And Joey, being Joey, picked up the mustard covered meat and chunked at Tristan.
Of course, an all out food war started, once it ended, everybody was covered.
Well...
Everybody except for Ryou and Bakura. No one dared touch Bakura, for fear he would kill them. No one dared touch Ryou, once again, for fear that Bakura would kill them.
No one does NOT include a certain Egyptian spirit named Yami.
Let's say Ketchup + Yami no Bakura an unhappy tomb robber doth make.
The now pink-haired spirit growled and grabbed a bunch of mustard packages, lunging for the former pharaoh.
Yami chose not to make witty comments, but instead chose to turn and run (for once in his life.
Bakura twisted the packs to make mustard bombs and started chunking them at Yami, as hard as he could. Yami quickly became covered in the substance, due to the other spirit's unbeatable aim.
"Look like they learned how to skate really well, very quickly." Tristan commented, "It looks like one of those high speed car chases you see in the movies.
Yami still had a bunch of ketchup packs and he too twisted them into bombs, ready to explode on impact.
Soon running out of bombs, Bakura chose to now go for Yami's throat. He probably would have, except for the fact that he tripped. Dancing around, trying to keep his balance and not land flat on his backside, he did a series of fantastic looking stunts. Unfortunately, he landed in a nearby murky pond.
Yami, laughing hard, threw the remaining ketchup packs he held into the air, celebrating victory.
Due to the law of gravity, they fell.
And exploded.
Several unsuspecting skaters either slid and crashed on them or became half red.
Okay, more than several. More like half the park. Naturally, they looked around for the culprit, so they could slit is throat.
Yami was standing in the middle of the whole mess.
He looked around, slightly nervous from all the glares he was receiving. Including one from a soggy, muddy Bakura.
"Er... gomen?"
***
"Aren't you gonna help your Yami?"
Yugi took a sip of his soda, "His problem. He caused it."
The ancient pharoah then zoomed past, followed by an angry, yelling hoard of people.
***
Yugi sighed, "I just can't take you anywhere can I?"
"..."
"You doubled the 5 year accident count in one day. 3 people had broken bones and others and scrapes and bruises."
"It wasn't my fault. They're the one who chased me."
His light glared at him, "And who might have caused them to chase you?"
"uh...eheh..."
"And NOW you're banned from ANOTHER place! Next time I'm just going to say I don't know you, and let you get yourself out of all legal charges and problems."
"I'll just go in the puzzle now..."
He retreated into the millennium item and Yugi sighed. How could he have been a powerful leader... in ANY time? He destroyed everything he touched!
"He's not going anywhere with Bakura either... always provoking him... that's one problem."
Yugi started on a list of things for Yami to be kept away from. Maybe he could find something he could do.
*****
Um... right...anyways...
You guys gave me so many wonderful ideas! I could only choose so many though. Some I have thought of for other things already (see the next chapter when it comes out) or I wouldn't write for fear of killing someone. ^_^
Click the Go! button and review!
Till next time...