i am back with the next chapter. boys may want to simply skip this chapter due to high girl content that may

forever scar your fragile minds. now you can't say i didn't warn you!

disclaimer~only the totally insane idea is mine.

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The Switch, chapter seven, Inuyasha experiences girl problems.

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Kagome was sleeping peacefully, cuddled up in her sleeping bag, though she didn't really need it, Inuyasha's

particually warm coice of clothes was fine. She was having a pleasant dream, she aced a test at school, when

she was rudely awakened by a panicky Inuyasha. She opened her now yellow eyes to find a very wide and very

blue pair staring down at her in fear.

"Kagome," said Inuyasha in a low whisper, obviously trying not to wake the others. "Something hurts right

here," he pointed at his stomach just below the belly button. "What is it?"

Suddenly Kagome was wide awake with a horrible thought. Not bothering to be quiet, she jumped out of the

sleeping bag and ran helter-skelter to her backpack. Kagome dug through it, trying not to destroy things

with her claws until she pulled out a small calendar. She counted days, then burst out laughing as the cause

of poor Inuyasha's pain occured to her.

The sound of her laughing awoke Sango, who sat up groggily and rubbed her eyes. "What's going on?"

Kagome choked out her answer through waves of laughter. "Inuyasha has become a woman!"

Sango's eyes widened, then she joined Kagome in her giggle fit.

"I still don't get it," cried an exasperated Inuyasha. "I am not a woman! I may have your stupid body, but I

am not a woman!"

"Oh, but you are," Kagome countered, and tossed him the calendar.

Poor Inuyasha's stared in utter horror, as the realization hit him. He suddenly had the urge to sit down and

cry.

"Here's a hot water bottle, go fill it at the hotspring," Kagome guided him. "I have the feeling you're gonna

need it real soon."

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I am sooooooo evil!

Ja'ne!