The Joeyssey
Calcifer: Ahh now this is the life! My favorite myth and TV show combined!
Joey: YOU NAMED IT AFTER ME! The Joy!
Aragorn: Once again, it is all about HIM!
Fernand Mondego: *looks bored* Yes, well at least this one is a classic. I am from a classic. Rather amazing, eh?
Aragorn: I AM TOO!
Fernand: Yes, I must admit Calcifer is very well read..
Calcifer: Oooooh COMPLIMENTS! Okay in case you haven't guessed or read the description this is a Yu-Gi-OH! version of The Odyssey, the original written by Homer in ancient Greek. And NO I am NOT Homer, and therefore do not own the rights to this epic, I also do not own Yu-Gi-OH! Okay the cast for this scene is as follows:
Joey Wheeler-Odysseus
Seto Kaiba- Menelaus
Teá Gardener- Penelope
Mai Valentine- Helen
Ryou Bakura- Agamemnon
Duke Devlin- Paris
Serenity Wheeler- Athena
Calcifer- Narrator
I'll add more as the need arises, also at the beginning of every chapter I will refresh your memory and add the new characters that will be in that chapter.
Calcifer: Long ago, when Greece was not one united country but merely a series of islands, Paris, Prince of Troy, stole away Helen, wife of Menelaus, one of the high kings of Greece, and took her away to Troy.
Mai: Oh help, help!
Devlin: No one will save you my pretty, nor your little dog too.
Mai: I don't have a dog...
Devlin: Oh....
Mai: Menelaus, my husband! SAVE ME! NOW!
Kaiba: What?! Why should I save YOU!? I mean. oh no he has stolen my queen.
Calcifer: So Menelaus went to all his fellow kings, including the other mighty king, his brother, Agamemnon. All the kings had made oaths to protect Helen, so Menelaus told them to come to war against Troy. Meanwhile on the island of Ithaca, there had just been a very exciting event: Penelope the Queen had just given birth to a baby boy, King Odysseus's first son and heir!
Joey: I AM MARRIED TO TEÁ?! Calcifer I thought you LOVED me!
Calcifer: I do. But I can't narrate and be Penelope and the same time. And it isn't Teá it is "Penelope".
Joey: Fine.. Oh joy! I have a son! His name shall be Telemachus.
Teá: What kind of stupid name is that!?
Joey: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE NAME TELEMACHUS!
Teá: It sounds so dorky! He is going to be teased.
Joey: He is a PRINCE! NO one teases a PRINCE! Besides, I'll shoot anyone who teases him with my mighty bow.
Teá: Oh please! That is so pathetic!
Joey: Listen "Penelope" this really isn't going along with the script, now is it?! BESIDES I AM THE KING! YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME! Okay TELEMACHUS,
Teá: Hmph. Joey: Look upon Ithaca! It will be your kingdom someday!
Calcifer: Just then the mighty kings came to Ithaca.
Bakura: Odysseus. My brother Menelaus and I have come to make you honor the oath you made to protect Helen all those years ago.
Joey: Dang! You guys have really, really, really bad timing! Kaiba: SO?
Joey: Can I pass on this one? I mean I JUST had a kid, and I sorta wanted to teach him to string my bow an' all that jazz.
Kaiba: HELLO!? My wife *gag* is more important than some old son.
Bakura: Yeah, so get your boat and pray to the gods because we leave at dawn!
Joey: Man! I hate waking up early....
Calcifer: So Odysseus went to Helen and told her the sad news and they had a very touching goodbye, which we are going to skip.
Teá: HEY!
Calcifer: More or less he told her that she would have to remarry when Telemachus was old enough to have grown a beard. And then he went to pray to Athena, the goddess of wisdom and war. He was her particular favorite, because he was so crafty and always used his head.
Kaiba: That is out of character for Joey.
Calcifer: *Glares at him*
Serenity: Hello Odysseus, cleverest among men!
Joey: ATHENA! Nice t' see yah!
Serenity: Thanks! Sooooooo wassup?
Joey: Goin' to war. Doesn't that stink?
Serenity: NO! It is a good thing! You can become famous!
Joey: And rich?
Serenity: Let's just stick to famous for now. Hey maybe someone will even write an incredibly long epic poem about you!
Joey: Yeah suuuure, that will never happen. Serenity: At least this will give you a huge ego boost.
Joey: That is true, I do love me!
Calcifer: But Odysseus's vanity will lead him to problems he cannot imagine!
More will come! Plus more of our favorite characters! Don't worry all you Tristan, Yugi, Yami etc. fans! They WILL come! Please give me some nice reviews! NO FLAMES! Joey has a dragon after all and swords do quite a bit too.
Aragorn: Yeah! Anduril would be happy to talk to you Flamers!
Fernand: I still can't believe your sword has a NAME! But my nameless sword will be happy to deal with flamers too.
Calcifer: And in case you think I don't fight my own battles: I am a fencer! Bwahahahahahahahahhhhahahhaahahahhahahahahahahhahaha Okay sorry! ^__^
Calcifer: Ahh now this is the life! My favorite myth and TV show combined!
Joey: YOU NAMED IT AFTER ME! The Joy!
Aragorn: Once again, it is all about HIM!
Fernand Mondego: *looks bored* Yes, well at least this one is a classic. I am from a classic. Rather amazing, eh?
Aragorn: I AM TOO!
Fernand: Yes, I must admit Calcifer is very well read..
Calcifer: Oooooh COMPLIMENTS! Okay in case you haven't guessed or read the description this is a Yu-Gi-OH! version of The Odyssey, the original written by Homer in ancient Greek. And NO I am NOT Homer, and therefore do not own the rights to this epic, I also do not own Yu-Gi-OH! Okay the cast for this scene is as follows:
Joey Wheeler-Odysseus
Seto Kaiba- Menelaus
Teá Gardener- Penelope
Mai Valentine- Helen
Ryou Bakura- Agamemnon
Duke Devlin- Paris
Serenity Wheeler- Athena
Calcifer- Narrator
I'll add more as the need arises, also at the beginning of every chapter I will refresh your memory and add the new characters that will be in that chapter.
Calcifer: Long ago, when Greece was not one united country but merely a series of islands, Paris, Prince of Troy, stole away Helen, wife of Menelaus, one of the high kings of Greece, and took her away to Troy.
Mai: Oh help, help!
Devlin: No one will save you my pretty, nor your little dog too.
Mai: I don't have a dog...
Devlin: Oh....
Mai: Menelaus, my husband! SAVE ME! NOW!
Kaiba: What?! Why should I save YOU!? I mean. oh no he has stolen my queen.
Calcifer: So Menelaus went to all his fellow kings, including the other mighty king, his brother, Agamemnon. All the kings had made oaths to protect Helen, so Menelaus told them to come to war against Troy. Meanwhile on the island of Ithaca, there had just been a very exciting event: Penelope the Queen had just given birth to a baby boy, King Odysseus's first son and heir!
Joey: I AM MARRIED TO TEÁ?! Calcifer I thought you LOVED me!
Calcifer: I do. But I can't narrate and be Penelope and the same time. And it isn't Teá it is "Penelope".
Joey: Fine.. Oh joy! I have a son! His name shall be Telemachus.
Teá: What kind of stupid name is that!?
Joey: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE NAME TELEMACHUS!
Teá: It sounds so dorky! He is going to be teased.
Joey: He is a PRINCE! NO one teases a PRINCE! Besides, I'll shoot anyone who teases him with my mighty bow.
Teá: Oh please! That is so pathetic!
Joey: Listen "Penelope" this really isn't going along with the script, now is it?! BESIDES I AM THE KING! YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME! Okay TELEMACHUS,
Teá: Hmph. Joey: Look upon Ithaca! It will be your kingdom someday!
Calcifer: Just then the mighty kings came to Ithaca.
Bakura: Odysseus. My brother Menelaus and I have come to make you honor the oath you made to protect Helen all those years ago.
Joey: Dang! You guys have really, really, really bad timing! Kaiba: SO?
Joey: Can I pass on this one? I mean I JUST had a kid, and I sorta wanted to teach him to string my bow an' all that jazz.
Kaiba: HELLO!? My wife *gag* is more important than some old son.
Bakura: Yeah, so get your boat and pray to the gods because we leave at dawn!
Joey: Man! I hate waking up early....
Calcifer: So Odysseus went to Helen and told her the sad news and they had a very touching goodbye, which we are going to skip.
Teá: HEY!
Calcifer: More or less he told her that she would have to remarry when Telemachus was old enough to have grown a beard. And then he went to pray to Athena, the goddess of wisdom and war. He was her particular favorite, because he was so crafty and always used his head.
Kaiba: That is out of character for Joey.
Calcifer: *Glares at him*
Serenity: Hello Odysseus, cleverest among men!
Joey: ATHENA! Nice t' see yah!
Serenity: Thanks! Sooooooo wassup?
Joey: Goin' to war. Doesn't that stink?
Serenity: NO! It is a good thing! You can become famous!
Joey: And rich?
Serenity: Let's just stick to famous for now. Hey maybe someone will even write an incredibly long epic poem about you!
Joey: Yeah suuuure, that will never happen. Serenity: At least this will give you a huge ego boost.
Joey: That is true, I do love me!
Calcifer: But Odysseus's vanity will lead him to problems he cannot imagine!
More will come! Plus more of our favorite characters! Don't worry all you Tristan, Yugi, Yami etc. fans! They WILL come! Please give me some nice reviews! NO FLAMES! Joey has a dragon after all and swords do quite a bit too.
Aragorn: Yeah! Anduril would be happy to talk to you Flamers!
Fernand: I still can't believe your sword has a NAME! But my nameless sword will be happy to deal with flamers too.
Calcifer: And in case you think I don't fight my own battles: I am a fencer! Bwahahahahahahahahhhhahahhaahahahhahahahahahahhahaha Okay sorry! ^__^