Yes! Yes tis I again!
Aragorn: Oh great... and I Aragorn son of Arathorn who she never writes fics about.
Fernand: And I Fernand Mondego, COUNT Mondego, who she never writes fics about either.
Joey: And I, Joey Wheeler! Who is the STAR!! Bwahahahhaha!
Fernand: Show off.
Calcifer: So here is the next piece in The Joeyssey! But first! Special thanks to Autumn Breeze and her review! You made my day! Thanks a lot! Oh and Special Thanks to the Odyssey books by Mary Sutcliff than helped me know and love the Odyssey!
Cast: Joey- Odysseus
Kaiba- Poseidon
Tristan- Laocoon the Prophet
Marik- Priam, King of Troy
Yami- Achilles
Rex Raptor- Hector
Yami Bakura- Random Greek Soldier
Weevil Underwood- Sea Serpent
Yugi- Simon
Calcifer: In the Trojan War, there were many great heroes, but one of the bravest and most well known was the Greek warrior, Achilles. He was practically invincible, because his mother had submerged him in the river Styx that flows into the underworld, and by so doing, made him impervious to weapons. She made a mistake though, by holding onto his ankle as she dipped him in she stopped water from touching that point and therefore made him have one vulnerable point.
Rex: You puny Greeks! You will be dinosaur chow!
Calcifer: Wrong line, Rex!
Rex: I mean, you will lose this war! Bwahaah For I am the mighty warrior Hector!
Yami: Oh suuuure! I could beat you any day! In fact. *throws spear at Hector* that day is now!
Calcifer: And then Achilles committed a huge sin that made all the Gods hate him: he used Hector's own chariot to pull Hector's corpse around and around. This was forbidden! Even when you kill an enemy you have to respect them. So soon after a swordsman killed Achilles using the weak spot by his heel. And that is where we get the term "Achilles Heel".
Rex: Oh suuuuuuure.
Calcifer: Look it up!
Rex: *looks it up* Dang! She's right!
Calcifer: Of course I am!
Yami: Dang! I'm dead!? I only had one line!
Calcifer: You'll get more later! Now HUSH!
Yami Bakura: Oh no! With out Achilles we will never win! DARN IT! HEY! I am evil and I want to take over the world! Why would I need Achilles?!
Joey: Especially when you have ME!
Calcifer: ANYWAY! Odysseus wasn't the cleverest among men for no good reason!
Kaiba: HIM!? Clever?! HA!
Joey: SHADDUP! I have a plan! We will build a huge hollow horse and conceal ourselves within it!
Yami Bakura: Yeah, great plan! Thanks for saying it where any cursed Trojan could hear it!
Joey: Oops. HEY TROJANS!? DID YOU HEAR OUR SECRET PLAN?!
Marik: NO! Could you repeat it for us who are hard of hearing?
Joey: Why sure! We are going to-
Yami Bakura: SHUT UP, IDIOT!
Joey: Oops! Sorry!
Calcifer: The next day the Greeks burned some of their ships and made a wooden horse.
Marik: Look a wooden horse! I wonder what it is here for? Oh please this guy is a sap! Can't I be someone else?!
Calcifer: No, this is what you get for possessing my one true love!
Marik: Fine.
Yugi: *Comes up to the King in tattered clothes* My name is Simon I am a Greek; this horse is an offering to the Goddess Athena! The Greeks fled and left me here to die! Please have mercy! It is a gift made of their burned ships!
Calcifer: Simon was a practiced liar and was part of the Odysseus's master plan, for concealed within the horse were, led by Odysseus himself were a dozen brave Greek warriors. The actual Greek fleet had not actually retreated but had gone to the other side of an island so they could not be seen. The Trojans believed Simon, when suddenly the prophet Laocoon the soothsayercame up with his sons.
Tristan: You don't actually BELIEVE this Greek do you? Lord, how gullible can you get?!
Calcifer: It was then he spoke the immortal words.
Tristan: Beware of Greeks bearing gifts!
Calcifer: Odysseus was sure that all was lost when suddenly.
Kaiba: Go my serpent! Help the Greeks! I the sea God Poseidon command it!
Weevil: Yes master! Bwahaha!
Calcifer: And as Laocoon said these words a sea serpent reared up and ate him and his sons.
Joey: Ewwwwwww.
Yami Bakura: OH SHUT UP! YOU'LL BLOW OUR COVER!
Calcifer: The Trojans took this as a sign that Poseidon wanted to them to accept the gift and that he thought Laocoon was an idiot.
Tristan: HEY!
Calcifer: Sorry!
Marik: We will take this gift into our city. I KEEP TELLING YOU THIS GUY IS PATHETIC!
Calcifer: MARIK! STAY IN CHARACTER!
Joey: Yes! My plan in nearly complete! Bwahahahahah
Aragorn: Oh great... and I Aragorn son of Arathorn who she never writes fics about.
Fernand: And I Fernand Mondego, COUNT Mondego, who she never writes fics about either.
Joey: And I, Joey Wheeler! Who is the STAR!! Bwahahahhaha!
Fernand: Show off.
Calcifer: So here is the next piece in The Joeyssey! But first! Special thanks to Autumn Breeze and her review! You made my day! Thanks a lot! Oh and Special Thanks to the Odyssey books by Mary Sutcliff than helped me know and love the Odyssey!
Cast: Joey- Odysseus
Kaiba- Poseidon
Tristan- Laocoon the Prophet
Marik- Priam, King of Troy
Yami- Achilles
Rex Raptor- Hector
Yami Bakura- Random Greek Soldier
Weevil Underwood- Sea Serpent
Yugi- Simon
Calcifer: In the Trojan War, there were many great heroes, but one of the bravest and most well known was the Greek warrior, Achilles. He was practically invincible, because his mother had submerged him in the river Styx that flows into the underworld, and by so doing, made him impervious to weapons. She made a mistake though, by holding onto his ankle as she dipped him in she stopped water from touching that point and therefore made him have one vulnerable point.
Rex: You puny Greeks! You will be dinosaur chow!
Calcifer: Wrong line, Rex!
Rex: I mean, you will lose this war! Bwahaah For I am the mighty warrior Hector!
Yami: Oh suuuure! I could beat you any day! In fact. *throws spear at Hector* that day is now!
Calcifer: And then Achilles committed a huge sin that made all the Gods hate him: he used Hector's own chariot to pull Hector's corpse around and around. This was forbidden! Even when you kill an enemy you have to respect them. So soon after a swordsman killed Achilles using the weak spot by his heel. And that is where we get the term "Achilles Heel".
Rex: Oh suuuuuuure.
Calcifer: Look it up!
Rex: *looks it up* Dang! She's right!
Calcifer: Of course I am!
Yami: Dang! I'm dead!? I only had one line!
Calcifer: You'll get more later! Now HUSH!
Yami Bakura: Oh no! With out Achilles we will never win! DARN IT! HEY! I am evil and I want to take over the world! Why would I need Achilles?!
Joey: Especially when you have ME!
Calcifer: ANYWAY! Odysseus wasn't the cleverest among men for no good reason!
Kaiba: HIM!? Clever?! HA!
Joey: SHADDUP! I have a plan! We will build a huge hollow horse and conceal ourselves within it!
Yami Bakura: Yeah, great plan! Thanks for saying it where any cursed Trojan could hear it!
Joey: Oops. HEY TROJANS!? DID YOU HEAR OUR SECRET PLAN?!
Marik: NO! Could you repeat it for us who are hard of hearing?
Joey: Why sure! We are going to-
Yami Bakura: SHUT UP, IDIOT!
Joey: Oops! Sorry!
Calcifer: The next day the Greeks burned some of their ships and made a wooden horse.
Marik: Look a wooden horse! I wonder what it is here for? Oh please this guy is a sap! Can't I be someone else?!
Calcifer: No, this is what you get for possessing my one true love!
Marik: Fine.
Yugi: *Comes up to the King in tattered clothes* My name is Simon I am a Greek; this horse is an offering to the Goddess Athena! The Greeks fled and left me here to die! Please have mercy! It is a gift made of their burned ships!
Calcifer: Simon was a practiced liar and was part of the Odysseus's master plan, for concealed within the horse were, led by Odysseus himself were a dozen brave Greek warriors. The actual Greek fleet had not actually retreated but had gone to the other side of an island so they could not be seen. The Trojans believed Simon, when suddenly the prophet Laocoon the soothsayercame up with his sons.
Tristan: You don't actually BELIEVE this Greek do you? Lord, how gullible can you get?!
Calcifer: It was then he spoke the immortal words.
Tristan: Beware of Greeks bearing gifts!
Calcifer: Odysseus was sure that all was lost when suddenly.
Kaiba: Go my serpent! Help the Greeks! I the sea God Poseidon command it!
Weevil: Yes master! Bwahaha!
Calcifer: And as Laocoon said these words a sea serpent reared up and ate him and his sons.
Joey: Ewwwwwww.
Yami Bakura: OH SHUT UP! YOU'LL BLOW OUR COVER!
Calcifer: The Trojans took this as a sign that Poseidon wanted to them to accept the gift and that he thought Laocoon was an idiot.
Tristan: HEY!
Calcifer: Sorry!
Marik: We will take this gift into our city. I KEEP TELLING YOU THIS GUY IS PATHETIC!
Calcifer: MARIK! STAY IN CHARACTER!
Joey: Yes! My plan in nearly complete! Bwahahahahah