Calcifer: Hello! HELLO! I don' know why you say 'goodbye' I say hello......
Aragorn: Um...we DIDN'T say 'goodbye', Calcifer....
Fernand: Not that we wouldn't LIKE too.......
Calcifer: HEY!
Fernand: Can't you take a JOKE?!
Calcifer: Humph...... NO ME GUSTAS!!!!
Fernand: For those of you who don't speak Spanish: 'I don't like you!'
Aragorn: Ohhhh, I was wondering. I didn't know YOU spoke Spanish, Fernand!
Fernand: Well I speak French, why not Spanish?
Aragorn: Well for starters you ARE from France.
Fernand: Idiot.
Calcifer: DON'T INSULT ARAGORN!
Aragorn: Hey! She is finally sticking up for me! Maybe she will write her next fic about yours truly!
Fernand: Suuuuuuure.
Calcifer: And I am in such a good mood I'll even admit to not owning Yu-gi- OH! Or the Odyssey, or Monty Python, of my own free will!
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Cast:
Joey Wheeler- Odysseus
Seto Kaiba- Poseidon
Bakura- Random Trojan Soldier
Yami Bakura- Random Greek Soldier 1
Mai- Random Trojan Woman
Yami- Random Greek Soldier 2
Yugi- Random Trojan
Calcifer: Okay, where did we leave off? Ah yes I remember! The Trojans had just taken the huge hollow wooden horse into their city, and it was full of Greeks!
Joey: Okay, men! This is it! We could win this war in a matter of hours! YAY! Anyhow, then I can get back to my sweet *gag* Penelope and my darling son. So all we have to do is wait for the Trojans to get nice and drunk and fall asleep and then TADA! We strike! Bwahahahahahahahahahahha!!
Yami Bakura- WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THE EVIL LAUGH!? THEY WILL HEAR US!
Joey: Ummm yeah. Sorry.
Yugi: Yay we Trojans won the war! GO US! I am going to celebrate and then fall fast asleep!
Bakura: Good idea, RT!
Yugi: RT?
Bakura: Random Trojan. Your name.
Yugi: Oh, then who are you?
Bakura: I am RTS! Random Trojan SOLDIER!
Yugi: Umm ok!
Calcifer: One by one the Trojans feasted and then fell fast asleep. When Odysseus deemed it was safe he led his men out and began attacking.
Joey: HEY RGS2!
Yami: Just call me Yami, okay? RGS2 sounds like a robot!
Joey: Okay, whoever you are! Go open the main gate so our other warriors can come in!
Calcifer: So the other Greeks were let in and the fight began.
Mai: AHHH it is random Greek soldiers! SAVE ME!
Yami Bakura: NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU! BWAHAHAHAHAH!
Yugi: Ummm leave her alone?
Bakura: YEAH! *yawn* Gosh I am tired..too tired to save the RTW....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Joey: This is easy! Awesome! Troy is burning!
Calcifer: So the Greeks killed the men and took the women and children as slaves. They plundered all the wealth and began leaving in their boats. After completing this amazing task, Odysseus was very full of himself.
Joey: Man I ROCK! I defeated Troy all by myself! I don't need the Gods' help! I am smarter than all of 'em!
Kaiba: ODYSSEUS!!!!!
Joey: The sea! It is talking to me!
Kaiba: Not the sea, moron! ME! The sea GOD!
Joey: Oh.
Kaiba: Sooooo you don' need the Gods, eh? And you did this all by yourself, eh?
Joey: That's the look of things.
Kaiba: Well WHO'S sea serpent was it that totally saved your behind from that prophet?! HUH?! HUH?!
Joey: Gimme a minute.....hang on.....gettin' there..
Kaiba: MINE you dolt!
Joey: Ohhhhhhhhhhh I knew that!
Kaiba: Mhm..well as punishment for being way too vain..and really annoying.and insulting me...I lay a curse on you! You will never get to Ithaca!
Joey: And just HOW do you think you're going to stop me?!
Kaiba: How would you get to Ithaca?
Joey: On my ship.
Kaiba: And what does your ship sail on..
Joey: The sea..
Kaiba: And what am I the God of..
Joey: The sea... Oh I get it!
Kaiba: Took you long enough!
Joey: You really think you turning the sea against me is going to do anything?! I AM the cleverest person on Earth.
Kaiba: *snicker* Sorry just whenever you say that I start laughing!
Joey: Oh ha ha ha.
Kaiba: I thought so. But anyway you will never cross this ocean......ALIVE!
Joey: HEY, that is like what those loony knights in Monty Python and the Holy Grail were like!
Kaiba: What?
Joey: YOU KNOW! Those Knights of NI! Only they said 'you will never cross this forest alive!' And their voices were a bit more nasal than yours is.. Should I bring you a shrubbery?
Kaiba: A WHAT?!
Joey: Well, that was what King Arthur had to do for the knights of NI, but after he brought them one, they changed their name to the Knights Who Say: Icki icki icki icki PTANG Zoop BOING [and then mumble], and he had to bring them another one.
Kaiba: Okay this is waaaaay too much information!
Joey: I must admit it took about a hundred viewings to figure out what they were saying. but it was worth it!
Kaiba: OKAY STOP! Just get in your puny boat and TRY to get home, and then we will see who is more powerful..
Joey: So you don't want a shrubbery?
Kaiba: GET OUT OF HERE!
Aragorn: Um...we DIDN'T say 'goodbye', Calcifer....
Fernand: Not that we wouldn't LIKE too.......
Calcifer: HEY!
Fernand: Can't you take a JOKE?!
Calcifer: Humph...... NO ME GUSTAS!!!!
Fernand: For those of you who don't speak Spanish: 'I don't like you!'
Aragorn: Ohhhh, I was wondering. I didn't know YOU spoke Spanish, Fernand!
Fernand: Well I speak French, why not Spanish?
Aragorn: Well for starters you ARE from France.
Fernand: Idiot.
Calcifer: DON'T INSULT ARAGORN!
Aragorn: Hey! She is finally sticking up for me! Maybe she will write her next fic about yours truly!
Fernand: Suuuuuuure.
Calcifer: And I am in such a good mood I'll even admit to not owning Yu-gi- OH! Or the Odyssey, or Monty Python, of my own free will!
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Cast:
Joey Wheeler- Odysseus
Seto Kaiba- Poseidon
Bakura- Random Trojan Soldier
Yami Bakura- Random Greek Soldier 1
Mai- Random Trojan Woman
Yami- Random Greek Soldier 2
Yugi- Random Trojan
Calcifer: Okay, where did we leave off? Ah yes I remember! The Trojans had just taken the huge hollow wooden horse into their city, and it was full of Greeks!
Joey: Okay, men! This is it! We could win this war in a matter of hours! YAY! Anyhow, then I can get back to my sweet *gag* Penelope and my darling son. So all we have to do is wait for the Trojans to get nice and drunk and fall asleep and then TADA! We strike! Bwahahahahahahahahahahha!!
Yami Bakura- WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THE EVIL LAUGH!? THEY WILL HEAR US!
Joey: Ummm yeah. Sorry.
Yugi: Yay we Trojans won the war! GO US! I am going to celebrate and then fall fast asleep!
Bakura: Good idea, RT!
Yugi: RT?
Bakura: Random Trojan. Your name.
Yugi: Oh, then who are you?
Bakura: I am RTS! Random Trojan SOLDIER!
Yugi: Umm ok!
Calcifer: One by one the Trojans feasted and then fell fast asleep. When Odysseus deemed it was safe he led his men out and began attacking.
Joey: HEY RGS2!
Yami: Just call me Yami, okay? RGS2 sounds like a robot!
Joey: Okay, whoever you are! Go open the main gate so our other warriors can come in!
Calcifer: So the other Greeks were let in and the fight began.
Mai: AHHH it is random Greek soldiers! SAVE ME!
Yami Bakura: NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU! BWAHAHAHAHAH!
Yugi: Ummm leave her alone?
Bakura: YEAH! *yawn* Gosh I am tired..too tired to save the RTW....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Joey: This is easy! Awesome! Troy is burning!
Calcifer: So the Greeks killed the men and took the women and children as slaves. They plundered all the wealth and began leaving in their boats. After completing this amazing task, Odysseus was very full of himself.
Joey: Man I ROCK! I defeated Troy all by myself! I don't need the Gods' help! I am smarter than all of 'em!
Kaiba: ODYSSEUS!!!!!
Joey: The sea! It is talking to me!
Kaiba: Not the sea, moron! ME! The sea GOD!
Joey: Oh.
Kaiba: Sooooo you don' need the Gods, eh? And you did this all by yourself, eh?
Joey: That's the look of things.
Kaiba: Well WHO'S sea serpent was it that totally saved your behind from that prophet?! HUH?! HUH?!
Joey: Gimme a minute.....hang on.....gettin' there..
Kaiba: MINE you dolt!
Joey: Ohhhhhhhhhhh I knew that!
Kaiba: Mhm..well as punishment for being way too vain..and really annoying.and insulting me...I lay a curse on you! You will never get to Ithaca!
Joey: And just HOW do you think you're going to stop me?!
Kaiba: How would you get to Ithaca?
Joey: On my ship.
Kaiba: And what does your ship sail on..
Joey: The sea..
Kaiba: And what am I the God of..
Joey: The sea... Oh I get it!
Kaiba: Took you long enough!
Joey: You really think you turning the sea against me is going to do anything?! I AM the cleverest person on Earth.
Kaiba: *snicker* Sorry just whenever you say that I start laughing!
Joey: Oh ha ha ha.
Kaiba: I thought so. But anyway you will never cross this ocean......ALIVE!
Joey: HEY, that is like what those loony knights in Monty Python and the Holy Grail were like!
Kaiba: What?
Joey: YOU KNOW! Those Knights of NI! Only they said 'you will never cross this forest alive!' And their voices were a bit more nasal than yours is.. Should I bring you a shrubbery?
Kaiba: A WHAT?!
Joey: Well, that was what King Arthur had to do for the knights of NI, but after he brought them one, they changed their name to the Knights Who Say: Icki icki icki icki PTANG Zoop BOING [and then mumble], and he had to bring them another one.
Kaiba: Okay this is waaaaay too much information!
Joey: I must admit it took about a hundred viewings to figure out what they were saying. but it was worth it!
Kaiba: OKAY STOP! Just get in your puny boat and TRY to get home, and then we will see who is more powerful..
Joey: So you don't want a shrubbery?
Kaiba: GET OUT OF HERE!