Calcifer: We have a very exciting chapter for you all today!
Fernand: Quite.
Aragorn: Indeed.
Calcifer: Please review! Thank you, Kelsey and Shekiah! Great reviews!!! And just to make sure ya'll know when I say 'no flames' I mean no reviews telling me it is bad but not telling me why! If you hated it tell me WHY! Not just that it was lousy! Okay? COOL!
Fernand: And.
Aragorn: she.
Fernand: doesn't.
Aragorn: own.
Calcifer: I know! I know! I don't own Yu-Gi-OH, or the Odyssey!
Cast:
Joey Wheeler- Odysseus
Yami Bakura- Random Greek Soldier 1
Yami Yugi- Random Greek Soldier 2
Tristan Taylor- Random Greek Soldier 3
Kemo- Random Greek Soldier 4
Duke Devlin- Random Greek Soldier 5
Marik- Polyphemus the Cyclops
Rex- Other Cyclops
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Calcifer: The Greeks Left Troy feeling very good about themselves, Poseidon's threat didn't scare Odysseus! He was so brave that all it did was make him feel like he had a fun challenge to overcome.
Kaiba: Or he was too stupid to know that I had actually laid a curse on him...
Calcifer: *glare* They saw a hospitable island and decided to go onto it. They were all hungry.
Yami: Look! SHEEP!
Tristan: FOOD!
Yami Bakura: Yum. Yum. Yum.
Joey: Okay, let's get 'em!
Calcifer: As they were chasing the sheep, they came upon a huge cave full of cheese, and milk.
Tristan: MORE FOOD!
Joey: FEEDING FRENZY!
Calcifer: So the men built a fire and began eating the cheese and drinking some wine that they had brought with them. It was so strong that you had to only put a small bit in a lot of water for it to be drinkable. Just as they were really starting to have a good time a shadow fell over them from the entrance of the cave.
Marik: FI FIE FO FUM! Aww man I got the stupid guy again!
Calcifer: "Sorry!" ;-) The Greeks looked up from their repast as a huge shadow fell over them.
Tristan: *Meep*
Yami: *Gulp*
Kemo: *Gasp*
Devlin: Oh my God..
Joey: Biiiiiiig.
Yami Bakura: COOL! A giant one-eyed monster! That will be a perfect addition to my plan to rule the world!
Marik: No! I am ruling the world by myself!
Calcifer: Save the argument for later, boys!
Both: Fine.
Marik: Who is this eating my cheese!?
Joey: Just some weary travelers, sir. We have brought gifts! Kemo: Yeah! Want some cheese?
Marik: Hmmm, yeah but as the second course.
Calcifer: At that moment he picked up Kemo and Duke Devlin and ate them.
Joey: O..kay that is soooooo wrong!
Yami: I banish you to the shadow realm!
Marik: Sorry, banish proof skin.
Yami: Dang!
Marik: So traveler..What is your name?
Joey: Nobody.
Marik: What kind of name is THAT?!
Joey: A very good one as you'll soon see. But tell us about yourself.
Marik: Well, my father is the sea god Poseidon.and about 20 more Cyclops on this island; they are my brothers.
Joey: DANG! Poseidon again!
Marik: What did you say?
Joey: Want some wine?
Marik: What is wine?
Joey: It is good!
Marik: Okay. I'll eat you before I have it!
Joey: But then you'll eat all the magic I have inside my head!
Marik: Ooooo Magic?!
Joey: Yup! All the secrets of the universe!
Marik: Okay, I'll drink this 'wine' stuff and then you will tell me how to conquer the world without my Egyptian God cards!
Calcifer: So Odysseus gave Polyphemus all of their very strong wine, and he fell asleep in a matter of moments.
Joey: That was easy!
Tristan: Okay! Let's kill him now!
Joey: Smart, but who will move the huge boulder that he put in front of the entrance of the cave?
Tristan: Good point.
Joey: I have a plan!
Calcifer: So he and the men sharpened a huge stake and drove it into the Cyclops's one eye.
Marik: OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! *(&^(*%$$% GREEKS!
Calcifer: MARIK! MIND YOUR LANGUAGE! Polyphemus blundered, blind, to the door of the cave. He moved aside the giant boulder and called to his brothers for help.
Marik: Brothers! Help ME!
Rex: What is it now, you big baby!?
Marik: NOBODY HAS BLINDED ME!
Rex: Okay.you woke me up to tell me that nobody had blinded you?! Lord, what an idiot! I am going back to sleep!
Marik: Dang, but you wont get out of here alive!
Calcifer: Polyphemus stood in front of the door so that no one could get out without him feeling them. But Odysseus was so ingenious that he figured out a way to get around this!
Joey: Men! Grab those sheep! Tie yourselves under them and then when they leave he will just feel the fluffy backs!
Calcifer: The men proceeded to do this.
Marik: Where are you! I know you will try to escape! Bwahaha! OH hi, sheepies!
Joey: Dolt.
Calcifer: So the Greeks escaped and ran to their ships as fast as they could. But the Cyclops soon realized that a trick had been played on him and gave chase.
Marik: GET BACK HERE!
Calcifer: As he came to the beach their boat was just leaving, he began throwing boulders in their direction, all of which missed. Odysseus, being as vain as he is, couldn't resist one final taunt.
Joey: YO, UGLY! MY NAME ISN'T NOBODY AT ALL! I AM ODYSSEUS THE SMARTEST AND BRAVEST WARRIOR IN THE WORLD! =P
Marik: I'll get you for this!
Calcifer: You are scary! I don't like giant monsters! *Waves hands and chants a spell*
Marik: *In a nasal lisping voice* Ahh what did you do to me?!
Calcifer: As I said: big monsters are scary, but half foot tall ones aren't so bad!
Marik: You are evil! Father!!!!!!!!! They were mean to me!!!!!! AVENGE ME!!!!!
Calcifer: So now Odysseus had another thing Poseidon hated him for: maiming his son!
Fernand: Quite.
Aragorn: Indeed.
Calcifer: Please review! Thank you, Kelsey and Shekiah! Great reviews!!! And just to make sure ya'll know when I say 'no flames' I mean no reviews telling me it is bad but not telling me why! If you hated it tell me WHY! Not just that it was lousy! Okay? COOL!
Fernand: And.
Aragorn: she.
Fernand: doesn't.
Aragorn: own.
Calcifer: I know! I know! I don't own Yu-Gi-OH, or the Odyssey!
Cast:
Joey Wheeler- Odysseus
Yami Bakura- Random Greek Soldier 1
Yami Yugi- Random Greek Soldier 2
Tristan Taylor- Random Greek Soldier 3
Kemo- Random Greek Soldier 4
Duke Devlin- Random Greek Soldier 5
Marik- Polyphemus the Cyclops
Rex- Other Cyclops
************************************************************************
Calcifer: The Greeks Left Troy feeling very good about themselves, Poseidon's threat didn't scare Odysseus! He was so brave that all it did was make him feel like he had a fun challenge to overcome.
Kaiba: Or he was too stupid to know that I had actually laid a curse on him...
Calcifer: *glare* They saw a hospitable island and decided to go onto it. They were all hungry.
Yami: Look! SHEEP!
Tristan: FOOD!
Yami Bakura: Yum. Yum. Yum.
Joey: Okay, let's get 'em!
Calcifer: As they were chasing the sheep, they came upon a huge cave full of cheese, and milk.
Tristan: MORE FOOD!
Joey: FEEDING FRENZY!
Calcifer: So the men built a fire and began eating the cheese and drinking some wine that they had brought with them. It was so strong that you had to only put a small bit in a lot of water for it to be drinkable. Just as they were really starting to have a good time a shadow fell over them from the entrance of the cave.
Marik: FI FIE FO FUM! Aww man I got the stupid guy again!
Calcifer: "Sorry!" ;-) The Greeks looked up from their repast as a huge shadow fell over them.
Tristan: *Meep*
Yami: *Gulp*
Kemo: *Gasp*
Devlin: Oh my God..
Joey: Biiiiiiig.
Yami Bakura: COOL! A giant one-eyed monster! That will be a perfect addition to my plan to rule the world!
Marik: No! I am ruling the world by myself!
Calcifer: Save the argument for later, boys!
Both: Fine.
Marik: Who is this eating my cheese!?
Joey: Just some weary travelers, sir. We have brought gifts! Kemo: Yeah! Want some cheese?
Marik: Hmmm, yeah but as the second course.
Calcifer: At that moment he picked up Kemo and Duke Devlin and ate them.
Joey: O..kay that is soooooo wrong!
Yami: I banish you to the shadow realm!
Marik: Sorry, banish proof skin.
Yami: Dang!
Marik: So traveler..What is your name?
Joey: Nobody.
Marik: What kind of name is THAT?!
Joey: A very good one as you'll soon see. But tell us about yourself.
Marik: Well, my father is the sea god Poseidon.and about 20 more Cyclops on this island; they are my brothers.
Joey: DANG! Poseidon again!
Marik: What did you say?
Joey: Want some wine?
Marik: What is wine?
Joey: It is good!
Marik: Okay. I'll eat you before I have it!
Joey: But then you'll eat all the magic I have inside my head!
Marik: Ooooo Magic?!
Joey: Yup! All the secrets of the universe!
Marik: Okay, I'll drink this 'wine' stuff and then you will tell me how to conquer the world without my Egyptian God cards!
Calcifer: So Odysseus gave Polyphemus all of their very strong wine, and he fell asleep in a matter of moments.
Joey: That was easy!
Tristan: Okay! Let's kill him now!
Joey: Smart, but who will move the huge boulder that he put in front of the entrance of the cave?
Tristan: Good point.
Joey: I have a plan!
Calcifer: So he and the men sharpened a huge stake and drove it into the Cyclops's one eye.
Marik: OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! *(&^(*%$$% GREEKS!
Calcifer: MARIK! MIND YOUR LANGUAGE! Polyphemus blundered, blind, to the door of the cave. He moved aside the giant boulder and called to his brothers for help.
Marik: Brothers! Help ME!
Rex: What is it now, you big baby!?
Marik: NOBODY HAS BLINDED ME!
Rex: Okay.you woke me up to tell me that nobody had blinded you?! Lord, what an idiot! I am going back to sleep!
Marik: Dang, but you wont get out of here alive!
Calcifer: Polyphemus stood in front of the door so that no one could get out without him feeling them. But Odysseus was so ingenious that he figured out a way to get around this!
Joey: Men! Grab those sheep! Tie yourselves under them and then when they leave he will just feel the fluffy backs!
Calcifer: The men proceeded to do this.
Marik: Where are you! I know you will try to escape! Bwahaha! OH hi, sheepies!
Joey: Dolt.
Calcifer: So the Greeks escaped and ran to their ships as fast as they could. But the Cyclops soon realized that a trick had been played on him and gave chase.
Marik: GET BACK HERE!
Calcifer: As he came to the beach their boat was just leaving, he began throwing boulders in their direction, all of which missed. Odysseus, being as vain as he is, couldn't resist one final taunt.
Joey: YO, UGLY! MY NAME ISN'T NOBODY AT ALL! I AM ODYSSEUS THE SMARTEST AND BRAVEST WARRIOR IN THE WORLD! =P
Marik: I'll get you for this!
Calcifer: You are scary! I don't like giant monsters! *Waves hands and chants a spell*
Marik: *In a nasal lisping voice* Ahh what did you do to me?!
Calcifer: As I said: big monsters are scary, but half foot tall ones aren't so bad!
Marik: You are evil! Father!!!!!!!!! They were mean to me!!!!!! AVENGE ME!!!!!
Calcifer: So now Odysseus had another thing Poseidon hated him for: maiming his son!