Clacifer: Hello, and, YES! I own Yu-Gi-OH!
Lawyer: I'm suing you on behalf of my client for $12,345,678,900,000,000,000!
Calcifer: JUST KIDDING!!!! Of course I don't own Yu-Gi-OH! Read the previous parts of the fic! I also don't own Lord of the Rings! Thanks to Thallein for your review!
Cast
Joey Wheeler- Odysseus
Yami Bakura- Random Greek Soldier 1
Yami Yugi- Random Greek Soldier 2
Tristan Taylor- Random Greek Soldier 3
Rex/Weevil/Bakura/Mako- Other Greek Soldiers
Yugi Moto- Aeolus
Teá Gardener- Penelope
Mokuba Kaiba- Telemachus
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Calcifer: After their quick retreat from the Cyclops' island Odysseus STILL didn't feel that Poseidon could do anything to him.
Joey: Yeah! I mean seriously! What a dork!
Kaiba: *makes a huge wave crash over the boat*
Joey: ICK! I am WET!
Yami Bakura: OY! Will you grow UP!?
Joey: I AM grown up! In fact my son should be ten years old now..
Calcifer: In the palace at Ithaca....
Mokuba: I hate herding goats! This is so boring! Can't I play with Dad's bow?
Teá: NO! NEVER! IT IS MINE, MY OWN, MY PRECIOUS!!!!
Mokuba: Okay....
Teá: I mean.it is your father's, son..
Calcifer: Okay enough of Teá acting like Gollum, back to Odysseus! The winds had been uncooperative and he and his men had to row the boat, it was very tedious. The boat was running low on stores so they stopped at an island to restock. As Odysseus went to get some water in a water skin, he found a cave and went in. Inside a very short person with very vivid hair sat upon a chair made of stone.
Yugi: Hello! My name is Aeolus! I am the keeper of the winds.
Joey: Oh. I see.
Yugi: And YOU are Odysseus.
Joey: Very true.
Yugi: You've been having trouble with the winds, haven't you?
Joey: Yup.
Yugi: well since you are so smart and like to learn and all that.also because Poseidon the jerk hates you.you are pretty good in my book.
Joey: YOU don't like Poseidon?
Yugi: Not really, he kidnapped my grandpa once.I mean he thinks the sea is more powerful than the winds.
Joey: Oh, soooooo why are you telling me this?
Yugi: I am going to help you get home!
Joey: Really? Cool!
Calcifer: So Aeolus went up to the cliff and sealed the North, South, and East winds into Odysseus's water skin. This left only the West wind, which would carry him to Ithaca.
Joey: Thanks!
Yugi: Mhm. But don't let that sack open, because winds don't really enjoy being locked up, yah DIG?
Joey: Yeah.but not very deep..
Yugi: Oh I get it! Heehee good joke! Anyway the winds would cause a huge tempest that would probably destroy you!
Joey: Ahhhhh, and it wasn't really a joke.
Yugi: Oh.
Calcifer: So Odysseus went back to the ship carrying the skin that was stuffed full of the winds. All his men wondered what it could be.
Tristan: I bet it's food!
Yami Bakura: I bet it's Millennium Items!
Yami: I bet it's a lost horde of really rare Duel Monsters Cards!
Joey: All wrong.
All three: Drat!
Joey: When we reach Ithaca I will tell you what it is!
Calcifer: They sailed for many days with the beneficent West wind filling their sails. But the men were still very curious about what was in the mysterious water skin. They were sure that whatever it was, they wanted their share.
Tristan: I STILL think it is food.
Yami: No! It is definitely DM cards! I mean why else would Odysseus be so protective over it? He must be building an amazingly strong deck so he can beat me and become King of Games!
Tristan: Umm you are rather out of character..that is three thousand years from now remember? And besides "Odysseus" wouldn't do something like that!
Yami Bakura: NO! He wants to take over the world using the power of the Millennium Items!
Yami: No.that is YOU.
Yami Bakura: Oh right.I forgot.
Tristan: HEY! Look! He is asleep!
Yami: let's just look at what it is!
Yami Bakura: Yeah..
Tristan: If it is food I get some!
Yami: If it is Duel Monster cards I get half!
Yami Bakura: If it is Millennium Items, I'll take all, kill you two, get the Millennium puzzle and rule the world!
Tristan: LOOK! It is ITHACA!
Yami: Really!?
Yami Bakura: YEAH! Okay we have to do this now; once we arrive we will never get to see what it is!
Tristan: He SAID he would tell us.
Yami: Oh suuuuuuuure.
Tristan: Yeah, you are right! Let's open it!
Calcifer: So just as they were getting really close to Ithaca the men opened the skin and all the winds burst out tattering the sails and blowing the ship far from Ithaca.
Teá: HEY! There is my husband's ship! Wait! Uhoh those winds are making it be blown away! DANG!
Calcifer: They landed on an island without any food and barely any water. More dead than alive, Odysseus addressed his men.
Joey: Men, you ruined my life. I will not forgive you. Go get me food!
Tristan: Why should we get food for you?!
Joey: Because you ruined my life, remember?
Tristan: Okay.
Calcifer: So the men set off to find food, since all theirs had been lost during the storm. After they had been gone a really long time, Odysseus and Bakura, who had been allowed to stay behind since he didn't open the sack, began to get worried. Just then a pig ran down the hill toward them.
Joey/Bakura: FOOD!
Calcifer: They began chasing the pig and had finally caught it when Yami ran up.
Yami: DON'T EAT THAT PIG!
Joey: Why not?!
Yami: It is RGS3!
Joey: WHAT?!
Lawyer: I'm suing you on behalf of my client for $12,345,678,900,000,000,000!
Calcifer: JUST KIDDING!!!! Of course I don't own Yu-Gi-OH! Read the previous parts of the fic! I also don't own Lord of the Rings! Thanks to Thallein for your review!
Cast
Joey Wheeler- Odysseus
Yami Bakura- Random Greek Soldier 1
Yami Yugi- Random Greek Soldier 2
Tristan Taylor- Random Greek Soldier 3
Rex/Weevil/Bakura/Mako- Other Greek Soldiers
Yugi Moto- Aeolus
Teá Gardener- Penelope
Mokuba Kaiba- Telemachus
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Calcifer: After their quick retreat from the Cyclops' island Odysseus STILL didn't feel that Poseidon could do anything to him.
Joey: Yeah! I mean seriously! What a dork!
Kaiba: *makes a huge wave crash over the boat*
Joey: ICK! I am WET!
Yami Bakura: OY! Will you grow UP!?
Joey: I AM grown up! In fact my son should be ten years old now..
Calcifer: In the palace at Ithaca....
Mokuba: I hate herding goats! This is so boring! Can't I play with Dad's bow?
Teá: NO! NEVER! IT IS MINE, MY OWN, MY PRECIOUS!!!!
Mokuba: Okay....
Teá: I mean.it is your father's, son..
Calcifer: Okay enough of Teá acting like Gollum, back to Odysseus! The winds had been uncooperative and he and his men had to row the boat, it was very tedious. The boat was running low on stores so they stopped at an island to restock. As Odysseus went to get some water in a water skin, he found a cave and went in. Inside a very short person with very vivid hair sat upon a chair made of stone.
Yugi: Hello! My name is Aeolus! I am the keeper of the winds.
Joey: Oh. I see.
Yugi: And YOU are Odysseus.
Joey: Very true.
Yugi: You've been having trouble with the winds, haven't you?
Joey: Yup.
Yugi: well since you are so smart and like to learn and all that.also because Poseidon the jerk hates you.you are pretty good in my book.
Joey: YOU don't like Poseidon?
Yugi: Not really, he kidnapped my grandpa once.I mean he thinks the sea is more powerful than the winds.
Joey: Oh, soooooo why are you telling me this?
Yugi: I am going to help you get home!
Joey: Really? Cool!
Calcifer: So Aeolus went up to the cliff and sealed the North, South, and East winds into Odysseus's water skin. This left only the West wind, which would carry him to Ithaca.
Joey: Thanks!
Yugi: Mhm. But don't let that sack open, because winds don't really enjoy being locked up, yah DIG?
Joey: Yeah.but not very deep..
Yugi: Oh I get it! Heehee good joke! Anyway the winds would cause a huge tempest that would probably destroy you!
Joey: Ahhhhh, and it wasn't really a joke.
Yugi: Oh.
Calcifer: So Odysseus went back to the ship carrying the skin that was stuffed full of the winds. All his men wondered what it could be.
Tristan: I bet it's food!
Yami Bakura: I bet it's Millennium Items!
Yami: I bet it's a lost horde of really rare Duel Monsters Cards!
Joey: All wrong.
All three: Drat!
Joey: When we reach Ithaca I will tell you what it is!
Calcifer: They sailed for many days with the beneficent West wind filling their sails. But the men were still very curious about what was in the mysterious water skin. They were sure that whatever it was, they wanted their share.
Tristan: I STILL think it is food.
Yami: No! It is definitely DM cards! I mean why else would Odysseus be so protective over it? He must be building an amazingly strong deck so he can beat me and become King of Games!
Tristan: Umm you are rather out of character..that is three thousand years from now remember? And besides "Odysseus" wouldn't do something like that!
Yami Bakura: NO! He wants to take over the world using the power of the Millennium Items!
Yami: No.that is YOU.
Yami Bakura: Oh right.I forgot.
Tristan: HEY! Look! He is asleep!
Yami: let's just look at what it is!
Yami Bakura: Yeah..
Tristan: If it is food I get some!
Yami: If it is Duel Monster cards I get half!
Yami Bakura: If it is Millennium Items, I'll take all, kill you two, get the Millennium puzzle and rule the world!
Tristan: LOOK! It is ITHACA!
Yami: Really!?
Yami Bakura: YEAH! Okay we have to do this now; once we arrive we will never get to see what it is!
Tristan: He SAID he would tell us.
Yami: Oh suuuuuuuure.
Tristan: Yeah, you are right! Let's open it!
Calcifer: So just as they were getting really close to Ithaca the men opened the skin and all the winds burst out tattering the sails and blowing the ship far from Ithaca.
Teá: HEY! There is my husband's ship! Wait! Uhoh those winds are making it be blown away! DANG!
Calcifer: They landed on an island without any food and barely any water. More dead than alive, Odysseus addressed his men.
Joey: Men, you ruined my life. I will not forgive you. Go get me food!
Tristan: Why should we get food for you?!
Joey: Because you ruined my life, remember?
Tristan: Okay.
Calcifer: So the men set off to find food, since all theirs had been lost during the storm. After they had been gone a really long time, Odysseus and Bakura, who had been allowed to stay behind since he didn't open the sack, began to get worried. Just then a pig ran down the hill toward them.
Joey/Bakura: FOOD!
Calcifer: They began chasing the pig and had finally caught it when Yami ran up.
Yami: DON'T EAT THAT PIG!
Joey: Why not?!
Yami: It is RGS3!
Joey: WHAT?!