Calcifer: Hello, this chapter is interesting.in case you haven't noticed
Aragorn and Fernand are on vacation in the South of France, I hope they
will be back soon...
In this chapter if characters are talking that aren't on the cast list,
those characters are themselves [the characters from the TV show].
Cast Joey Wheeler- Odysseus
Yami Bakura- Random Greek Soldier 1
Yami- Random Greek Soldier 2
Tristan- Random Greek Soldier 3
Rex/Weevil/Bakura- Other Greek Soldiers
Mai Valentine- Circe
Yugi- Hermes
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Calcifer: So as we know RGS2 (Yami) has just announced that the pig that Odysseus was about to eat was actually RGS3 (Tristan).
Yami: I'm telling you! That is RGS3!
Joey: Sure. Okay then. Right. Why don't you just go into the boat and sleep off the effects of excessive alcohol.
Yami: You saying' I'm DRUNK?!
Joey: Well if the sandal fits.
Yami: Grr! I am telling you! That IS RGS3!
Joey: I believe you! Just go to sleep now. All the RGS3 piggies will be gone in the morning.
Yami: Will you cut that out?! Don't you DARE eat that pig!
Joey: Okay, tell us what happened.
Yami: Well we heard this singing so we went up this cliff. There was this lady with loads of animals. She had dragons and harpies and dark witches and other things too. She invited us in for food, but I thought she looked freaky, so I didn't go in. After all the others drank her wine they were turned into pigs!
Joey: Okay then.I'll go check this out. You guys- don't eat the pig until I get back.
Calcifer: So Odysseus began climbing the cliff. He could hear the enchanted singing. He wondered that even if he DID make it up the cliff, how he was going to manage not being turned into a pig. Just then the messenger god, Hermes, was levitating next to him.
Yugi: Wasssssup?
Joey: Not much, but do you know how I can get away with not being turned into a pig?
Yugi: Yeah, if you eat this plant.
Joey: WHAT AM I?! A SQUIRREL?!
Yugi: HUSH UP! If you eat this, you will be immune to her magic potions. Then when it doesn't work, threaten to kill her. Then she will strike a bargain..uhhh *blushes*
Calcifer: It is okay, Yugi! We don't need to go there!
Mokuba: Go where?
Calcifer: Well to get his men back, Joey has to do *cough cough* stuff.
Mokuba: Stuff? Like what?
Kaiba: You know, Mokuba. *COUGH COUGH* stuff.
Mokuba: Ohhhhhhh.
Kaiba: Yeah.
Joey: Ugh. =P
Calcifer: *sigh* Well, let's get on with it. Odysseus ate the plant, despite his protests, and managed to get to the sorceress's palace.
Mai: Hey there! *Wink wink* C'mon in stranger you look thirsty!
Joey: Okay.
Calcifer: So Odysseus drank the wine and then the sorceress, Circe, waited for him to turn into an animal. When nothing happened she was very startled. Odysseus drew his sword and threatened to cut her in two.
Mai: Don't do that! How did you survive my potion? I could have made you into the finest Chihuahua the world has ever seen!
Calcifer: Okay! We are skipping this scene, because my poor heart can't take it! Anyway Odysseus did *cough cough* stuff and got his men turned back from pigs.
Mokuba: Seto?
Kaiba: What, Mokuba?
Mokuba: Was it *COUGH COUGH COUGH* stuff? or was it just *cough* stuff.
Kaiba: Well.umm.y'see.oh just go read the Odyssey!
Mokuba: But it is in Ancient Greek!
Kaiba: You are a Kaiba; you will find a way.
Mokuba: Ohhhhhh! I'll go learn Ancient Greek!
Kaiba: Well.that is one way to do it.
*Mokuba runs off*
Calcifer: I notice you "forgot" to mention the fact that there are translations.
Kaiba: Learning Ancient Greek will do him good. It will keep him occupied.
Calcifer: Okay then. Odysseus and his men liked being at Circe's island so much that they stayed for five days, on the fifth day Odysseus told Circe that he had to leave.
Joey: It has been fun, Circe. But five days are enough, I have to get home!
Mai: Five DAYS? Dear boy it has been Much more than that!
Joey: WHAT?!
Mai: It has been five YEARS.
Joey: Liar! I saw the sun rise and set only five times!
Mai: Go look at your ship then.
Calcifer: And sure enough his ship was covered in five years worth of sand.
Joey: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Circe: Told yah so!
Joey: Gimme a ship!
Circe: Why should I?
Joey: And tell me how to get to Ithaca!
Circe: Why should I?
Joey: *glare*
Circe: Okay. Only one person knows how to get to Ithaca. He happens to be dead though. His name is Tireseus the Prophet. If you sail on the ship I give you, to the Underworld, and sacrifice a ram, and get him to talk to you, he will tell you how to get to your homeland. NOW SCAT!
Joey: Thanks. BYE! C'MON MEN! LET'S BLOW THIS JOINT!
Mai: Bye 'hon!
Joey: Bye!
Calcifer: So Odysseus sailed off, to the Lands of the Dead, to find the one man who could guide him home.
Cast Joey Wheeler- Odysseus
Yami Bakura- Random Greek Soldier 1
Yami- Random Greek Soldier 2
Tristan- Random Greek Soldier 3
Rex/Weevil/Bakura- Other Greek Soldiers
Mai Valentine- Circe
Yugi- Hermes
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Calcifer: So as we know RGS2 (Yami) has just announced that the pig that Odysseus was about to eat was actually RGS3 (Tristan).
Yami: I'm telling you! That is RGS3!
Joey: Sure. Okay then. Right. Why don't you just go into the boat and sleep off the effects of excessive alcohol.
Yami: You saying' I'm DRUNK?!
Joey: Well if the sandal fits.
Yami: Grr! I am telling you! That IS RGS3!
Joey: I believe you! Just go to sleep now. All the RGS3 piggies will be gone in the morning.
Yami: Will you cut that out?! Don't you DARE eat that pig!
Joey: Okay, tell us what happened.
Yami: Well we heard this singing so we went up this cliff. There was this lady with loads of animals. She had dragons and harpies and dark witches and other things too. She invited us in for food, but I thought she looked freaky, so I didn't go in. After all the others drank her wine they were turned into pigs!
Joey: Okay then.I'll go check this out. You guys- don't eat the pig until I get back.
Calcifer: So Odysseus began climbing the cliff. He could hear the enchanted singing. He wondered that even if he DID make it up the cliff, how he was going to manage not being turned into a pig. Just then the messenger god, Hermes, was levitating next to him.
Yugi: Wasssssup?
Joey: Not much, but do you know how I can get away with not being turned into a pig?
Yugi: Yeah, if you eat this plant.
Joey: WHAT AM I?! A SQUIRREL?!
Yugi: HUSH UP! If you eat this, you will be immune to her magic potions. Then when it doesn't work, threaten to kill her. Then she will strike a bargain..uhhh *blushes*
Calcifer: It is okay, Yugi! We don't need to go there!
Mokuba: Go where?
Calcifer: Well to get his men back, Joey has to do *cough cough* stuff.
Mokuba: Stuff? Like what?
Kaiba: You know, Mokuba. *COUGH COUGH* stuff.
Mokuba: Ohhhhhhh.
Kaiba: Yeah.
Joey: Ugh. =P
Calcifer: *sigh* Well, let's get on with it. Odysseus ate the plant, despite his protests, and managed to get to the sorceress's palace.
Mai: Hey there! *Wink wink* C'mon in stranger you look thirsty!
Joey: Okay.
Calcifer: So Odysseus drank the wine and then the sorceress, Circe, waited for him to turn into an animal. When nothing happened she was very startled. Odysseus drew his sword and threatened to cut her in two.
Mai: Don't do that! How did you survive my potion? I could have made you into the finest Chihuahua the world has ever seen!
Calcifer: Okay! We are skipping this scene, because my poor heart can't take it! Anyway Odysseus did *cough cough* stuff and got his men turned back from pigs.
Mokuba: Seto?
Kaiba: What, Mokuba?
Mokuba: Was it *COUGH COUGH COUGH* stuff? or was it just *cough* stuff.
Kaiba: Well.umm.y'see.oh just go read the Odyssey!
Mokuba: But it is in Ancient Greek!
Kaiba: You are a Kaiba; you will find a way.
Mokuba: Ohhhhhh! I'll go learn Ancient Greek!
Kaiba: Well.that is one way to do it.
*Mokuba runs off*
Calcifer: I notice you "forgot" to mention the fact that there are translations.
Kaiba: Learning Ancient Greek will do him good. It will keep him occupied.
Calcifer: Okay then. Odysseus and his men liked being at Circe's island so much that they stayed for five days, on the fifth day Odysseus told Circe that he had to leave.
Joey: It has been fun, Circe. But five days are enough, I have to get home!
Mai: Five DAYS? Dear boy it has been Much more than that!
Joey: WHAT?!
Mai: It has been five YEARS.
Joey: Liar! I saw the sun rise and set only five times!
Mai: Go look at your ship then.
Calcifer: And sure enough his ship was covered in five years worth of sand.
Joey: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Circe: Told yah so!
Joey: Gimme a ship!
Circe: Why should I?
Joey: And tell me how to get to Ithaca!
Circe: Why should I?
Joey: *glare*
Circe: Okay. Only one person knows how to get to Ithaca. He happens to be dead though. His name is Tireseus the Prophet. If you sail on the ship I give you, to the Underworld, and sacrifice a ram, and get him to talk to you, he will tell you how to get to your homeland. NOW SCAT!
Joey: Thanks. BYE! C'MON MEN! LET'S BLOW THIS JOINT!
Mai: Bye 'hon!
Joey: Bye!
Calcifer: So Odysseus sailed off, to the Lands of the Dead, to find the one man who could guide him home.