Calcifer: Thanks to all you reviewers! We have some new characters today! Woohoo!
Ram: Duke Devlin
Tyriseus: Solomon Muto (Grandpa)
Odysseus's mother: Joey's Mother (Mom)
As the intrepid crew of Odysseus's ship sailed toward the Underworld, they reflected on all that had happened to them. Odysseus himself was having an emotional journey of his own. Thinking about the safety of his men and ship, the long road ahead of him, how his son was growing up, how his lonely wife was faring, but most of all…..
Joey: I'm hungry!
Yami: You ate two hours ago, and we are starting to run out of supplies!
Tristan: Come to think of it… I'm hungry too.
Yami: We all are.
Yami Bakura: I'm not! 5000 year-old tomb robbers don't need to eat!
Yami: Though in this era you are only a 2200 year-old tomb robber.
Yami Bakura: WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOO! *Sob sob* Now how am I supposed to impress the chicks?
Joey: Say you're albino?
Yami Bakura: I'M NOT ALBINO!
Tristan: That's what they all say…
Yami Bakura: How many albinos have you MET?!
Tristan: Well that is what they WOULD say…
Yami: How do YOU know?
Tristan: Well… I…
Joey: Maybe he's one too!
Yami: *Gasp!*
Tristan: WHAT?!
Yami: I bet that hair is a wig!
Joey: I always thought that it couldn't be real…
Yami Bakura: Neither of us are albino, OKAY?!
Joey: Fine. Just a joke! You Egyptians have no sense of humor…
Yami Bakura: Well you Greeks are too full of yourselves!
Tristan: HEY!
Yami: I agree with Yami Bakura!
Joey: You want me to feed you to a seal?!
Yami: Seals don't eat people…
Joey: Oh but they do!
Tristan: Whatever.
Yami Bakura: Seals…. 0__o They're everywhere!
Joey: Huh?
Yami Bakura: THEY'RE COMING TO GET MEEEEEE!
Yami: Now you've done it…
Joey: Done WHAT?!
Yami: He's cetephobic.
Tristan: What?
Joey: Huh?
Yami: Cete- Latin, meaning seal. Phobic- Greek, meaning fear of. Put them together and what do you get?
Joey: Seal…. Fear….
Tristan: Fear…seal…of
Joey: Seal……of….fear…
Yami: HE'S AFRAID OF SEALS!
Joey: Ohhh….
Tristan: Fear…of…seals… I GET IT!
Yami: -__- Good job…
Yami Bakura: AHHH! There's something in the water! IT'S STALKING ME! T__T
Joey: It's a ROCK…
Yami: Great. We have a paranoid tomb robber on our hands.
Joey: Well luckily there is the River Styx!
Tristan: Finding the river leading into the Underworld is LUCKY?!
Joey: It is if it means getting away from HIM.
Tristan: Good point…
*Ships goes on river into Underworld*
Joey: *Hops out* Okay, see you if I get back!
Yami Bakura: They're coming for meeeeeee! I see seals!
Joey: See yahs, wouldn't want to be yahs! Adios!
Tristan: Can't I go find the prophet?!
Joey: Nope! My job! Haha… losers… *Grabs ram and runs off*
Duke Devlin: I don't want to be sacrificed! T___T
Joey: That's just too bad for you isn't it.
Various ghosts: Ohhh! RAM! GIVE IT TO ME!
Joey: No way!
Mom: Jooooooseeeeeepppphhhhhhh…………
Joey: Mom!? The name's Odysseus….
Mom: Oh right. Hi, honey.
Joey: Since when have you called me honey?! You ABANDONED me, and took my sister away! T____T
Mom: Wrong plot, Odysseus.
Joey: Oh right. Okay. Um… since when did you die, Mother?
Mom: I was so sad about you not showing up that I drowned myself.
Joey: That isn't cool…
Mom: I know.
Joey: How's Penelope?
Mom: Um… she misses you and stuff…
Joey: Stuff?
Mom: Well…you see… there are these suitors…
Joey: _ Suitors?
Mom: Yeah… so you should hurry home…
Joey: Okay, bye then!
Mom: Can I have the ram?
Duke Devlin: NOOOOO!
Joey: Sorry, but this ram is for someone else.
Mom: DARN IT!
Joey: *Runs off to find Tyriseus*
Grandpa: Hello, Odysseus. You are a long way from home.
Joey: No kidding. Hey, can you tell me how to get home?
Grandpa: Throw the ram into the lava.
Duke Devlin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Joey: Finished.
Grandpa: Okay, the key to winning a duel is to believe in the heart of the cards.
Joey: Thanks… but that wasn't what I asked you…
Grandpa: Of course it always helps if you have Exodia…
Joey: Yeah... I know…
Grandpa: You were such a bad Duel Monster student! Always falling asleep…
Joey: SHUT UP! CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET BACK TO ITHACA, OR NOT?!
Grandpa: Young people… they are always in such a hurry…
Joey: _
Grandpa: Alright, alright. To get to Ithaca you have to pass through this channel between two islands…
Joey: Channel between islands… got it.
Grandpa: Don't be so cocky!
Joey: I wasn't being cocky!
Grandpa: Yes you were. Don't lie to me!
Joey: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Grandpa: On one side of the straight lives a monster. She has five heads, and will devour one person per head. The Gods are participating in a huge duel all the time. She is the card you know of as the "Five Headed Dragon"
Joey: Evil monster… not a problem! We'll go along the other side!
Grandpa: Ah… that is what YOU think…
Joey: Huh?
Grandpa: On the other side one of the Gods has played the "Dark Hole" card. Any ship that sails on that side will be instantly devoured.
Joey: Okay… so we can't get through their alive is what you are saying…
Grandpa: You can if you believe in the heart of the cards…
Joey: There you go again! You never shut up, do you?!
Grandpa: You are only allowed to ask one question per ram. Go get another ram, and I'll tell you the answer to that.
Joey: I'm outta here.
Grandpa: Come again, youngster!
Joey: Yeah, right. Over my dead body.
Grandpa: Actually, since this is the world of the dead…
Joey: OH SHUT UP! *Leaves*
Tristan: Oh, my Gods! He's alive!
Yami: Wow. Okay, okay, Tristan. I know I lost the bet.
Tristan: Fork over the sandwich now!
Yami: Humph…
Joey: Hey, guys…
Yami Bakura: How'd it go?
Joey: Uhhh I'll tell you in a bit…