Calcifer: Hey, guys! I'm really sorry! I have been terrible about updating! Thanks to all you great reviewers! You rule! Okay here is the latest piece in this exciting epic… btw does anyone like baseball? Because there is a great baseball fic, called "Baseball Season" *coughcough* and it is really good so…
Joey: No promoting your own stories, Calcifer!
Calcifer: Phooey… anyway! On with the plot (if you can call it that)- Did I mention the fic "So Happy Together"? Sweet, romantic, sad-
Joey: I SAID!
Calcifer: EEEP! On with the story….
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Yami Bakura: So, Captain… You still haven't told us what the prophet told you.
Tristan: Yeah! Tell us!
Joey: Um… Well you see…
Other Random Sailors: Yeah! Tell us!
Yami: Come on… Spit it out!
Joey: He uh... told us to uh… go between these islands…
Yami Bakura: That was IT?
Joey: Um… yes?
Yami: You don't sound so sure.
Joey: I am… I just have a sore throat…
Tristan: Oh. Okay! ^_^
Joey: *Phew*
Yami: Those the islands?
Joey: Looks like it. I just want all you men to know… you have been great friends… whether we were looting and killing Trojans, or getting seduced by enchantresses… it has all been fun, so let's row through as fast as we can and stay to the right side.
Tristan: ?__? What was THAT about?!
Yami: Search me.
Yami Bakura: Well you heard the man… well dog really…
Joey: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Yami Bakura: Zip it puppy… I mean "Captain"…
Joey: *GLARE*
Tristan: We are about to go between the islands, guys… Gods, it's dark!
Yami: EEK! I don't like the dark!
Joey: Don't be a wuss… EEK! A SPIDER! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!
Yami: I'M the wuss?
Joey: Okay… leave the goat on the bank there…
Yami: Why?
Duke Devlin: NOOOOOO! You can't do this to me again!
Joey: Um so it will be the distraction so the giant monster won't eat us?
Tristan: Monster?!
Yami: MONSTER?
Yami Bakura: MONSTER?!?!?!?!?!?
Joey: Yes… five headed dragon… BIG dragon… many teeth…
Duke Devlin: GETTING EATEN BY A MONSTER IS NOT IN MY JOB DESCRIPTION!
Joey: Yes it is. Right under getting sacrificed to Apollo.
Duke Devlin: WHAT?! *Pulls out contract* Hmm… lava… sacrifices… lunch… dinner… breakfast… Apollo..- EEK! "GETTING EATEN BY A MONSTER AS A DISTRACTION"!?!?!?!
Joey: Sorry, old thing. *Tosses him onto shore*
Duke Devlin: Baah?
Tristan: Nothing is happening…
Yami: Does anyone see anything?
Duke Devlin: Okay, guys! Joke over! Take me back now!
*Giant Head comes out of shadows and swallows him*
Duke Devlin: NOOOOOO- *Crunch*
Joey: O__o
Yami: @__@
Tristan: X___x
Other sailors: 0.0
Yami Bakura: :-} Ooooooh! Death! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Joey: Stop laughing like that! You'll just encourage it!
Yami Bakura: Oh stop being a spoilsport!
Joey: In case you haven't noticed: THAT IS A GIANT 5-HEADED MONSTER!
Yami Bakura: I know.
Yami: This is crazy let's just go to the other side…
Joey: NO! There is a worse monster on the other side! If we go there we will all be killed, not just a few of us!
Tristan: Oh that's comfortin- AHHHH! *Gets eaten*
Yami: Okay that's it! *Begins steering ship toward other side*
Joey: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
4 Other sailors: *Get eaten* AHH!
Yami Bakura: OOH! LOOKIT ALL THE DEATH! WOOHOO!
Joey: 0.0 He is really starting to scare me…
Yami: Me too...
*Ship goes to other side, giant whirlpool appears and begins sucking it down…*
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Other Random Sailors: *Get sucked in* AHHH!
Yami: *Falls from ship into whirlpool*
Joey: NOOOO! COME BACK!
Yami Bakura: *Begins to fall*
Joey: *Grabs him* I'll never let go! *SOBSOB*
Yami Bakura: You need to go find your wife, and continue your life!
Joey: How can I leave you!?
Yami Bakura: You just have to… bye! *Lets go, falls into the whirlpool*
Joey: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Somehow manages to get away from whirlpool, and floats on a piece of flotsam, at the mercy of Poseidon, and his waves…*