Bobtheklobb: I'm back and after only one review. Oh well, as you saw last
time, the chopper took off and the team flew off to locate their lost
compatriots. So to all readers, please enjoy the second installment of
Goofy Evil
NOTE: I don't own RE
==Chris POV== The helicopter was off and passing the forest. I had settled into my seat and was enjoying the view. There was a mirror that gave me a great view of Jill's breasts. I forgot that I was supposed to be recording the mission. "Alpha team is flying around the forest situated in northwest Raccon City," I cleared my throat. "We are looking for our compatriot Bo-uh Bravo team!" Jill was onto me!! Jill flashed the tazer and grinned menacingly. I small whimper escaped my throat. "There have been outlandish reports of families being attacked by a group of about 69-no! I mean! JILL STOP NO!! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Jill had droved the tazer into my stomach causing me to wave my arms around knocking Wesker's sunglasses out the window. "MY SHADES!!!" Wesker's face was beat red. "Oh crap..." I cowered in my seat, but Wesker regained his coolness and turned to Brad.
"Brad land the helicopter please,"
"But Wes-" "NOW!!!!!!!!" Brad did as he was told and landed the chopper shaking like a small shitzu. Wesker dashed out quickly tearing forest apart looking for his specs. "Ah... I found them," Wesker was grinning madly. Though we were supposed to look for clues, I joined Barry in feeding an ant to an auntlion. "Haha! Now you gonna die!" Barry was evily grinning and rubbing his hands together. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------- Jill's POV== I noticed Chris and Barry goofing around and Wesker posing in his sunglasses. It was yet again, up to me to solve the case. Vaugely I heard Joesph calling out. But that didn't matter, Joesph always said he found something, looked at for ten minutes and drawed out a bunch of terrorists. I let him call out. He'd usually say, "HELP I'M UNDER ATTACK!" but this time he said: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!" I turned to see Joesph being ripped apart by a group of dogs. One of them turned to me, and of course, I fell on my ass, I had a bad habbit of doing that. Chris immediatly charged up and pounced the dog, letting out a war whoop and tearing the heart out biting a chunk out of it. He then out a war whoop screaming "AI YAYAYAYA! I AM CHRIS REDFIELD! DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!! Oh yeah, come on!" He helped me up and we sprinted forward. The dogs were in our pursuit, we were both sprinting as fast as possibile when Brad flew overhead in the chopper. "Hey Brad! Where the hell's he going!" Chris shouted. Brad's head appeared out the helicopter window. "The hell outta here!" Brad shouted back. "Damn you!" Chris hurled his handgun at Brad, hitting the wussy pilot in the nogin. Brad clutched his forehead and the chopper spun out of control and out of sight. The were dangerously close now, and for some odd reason Chris did a 180 and was glaring into the dog's mug. Chris began to move very slowly, should I help him? Nah... I cackled and dashed away.------ ---------------------------------------------------------- =Chris's POV== This was the end! There were so many things I haven't done! Like uh... nevermind. I covered my face as the dog was blasted away. The barrel of Wesker's gun was smoking. "Chris this way!" I did as I was told. All of us ran for a nearby mansion. Barry didn't make with us, I don't know if he's alive.------------- ------------------------------- Meanwhile. Barry had stayed behind and managed to kill the dogs, He grinned and reloaded the magnum. "That takes care of that, I gotta get to that. uh.house thing," Barry ran toward the mansion, until he felt no ground beneath his feet. "I-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Barry had fell.right into a plothole, where he lands, we will not know till later.
Bobtheklobb: Well part two is over. The adventure is beginning. How will our heroes fare in the mansion? Will Chris ever rid himself of the porno mag and rubber duck? Can Jill survive with fools? Where will Barry land? To find out, tune in, same bat time, same bat channel!
NOTE: I don't own RE
==Chris POV== The helicopter was off and passing the forest. I had settled into my seat and was enjoying the view. There was a mirror that gave me a great view of Jill's breasts. I forgot that I was supposed to be recording the mission. "Alpha team is flying around the forest situated in northwest Raccon City," I cleared my throat. "We are looking for our compatriot Bo-uh Bravo team!" Jill was onto me!! Jill flashed the tazer and grinned menacingly. I small whimper escaped my throat. "There have been outlandish reports of families being attacked by a group of about 69-no! I mean! JILL STOP NO!! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Jill had droved the tazer into my stomach causing me to wave my arms around knocking Wesker's sunglasses out the window. "MY SHADES!!!" Wesker's face was beat red. "Oh crap..." I cowered in my seat, but Wesker regained his coolness and turned to Brad.
"Brad land the helicopter please,"
"But Wes-" "NOW!!!!!!!!" Brad did as he was told and landed the chopper shaking like a small shitzu. Wesker dashed out quickly tearing forest apart looking for his specs. "Ah... I found them," Wesker was grinning madly. Though we were supposed to look for clues, I joined Barry in feeding an ant to an auntlion. "Haha! Now you gonna die!" Barry was evily grinning and rubbing his hands together. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------- Jill's POV== I noticed Chris and Barry goofing around and Wesker posing in his sunglasses. It was yet again, up to me to solve the case. Vaugely I heard Joesph calling out. But that didn't matter, Joesph always said he found something, looked at for ten minutes and drawed out a bunch of terrorists. I let him call out. He'd usually say, "HELP I'M UNDER ATTACK!" but this time he said: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!" I turned to see Joesph being ripped apart by a group of dogs. One of them turned to me, and of course, I fell on my ass, I had a bad habbit of doing that. Chris immediatly charged up and pounced the dog, letting out a war whoop and tearing the heart out biting a chunk out of it. He then out a war whoop screaming "AI YAYAYAYA! I AM CHRIS REDFIELD! DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!! Oh yeah, come on!" He helped me up and we sprinted forward. The dogs were in our pursuit, we were both sprinting as fast as possibile when Brad flew overhead in the chopper. "Hey Brad! Where the hell's he going!" Chris shouted. Brad's head appeared out the helicopter window. "The hell outta here!" Brad shouted back. "Damn you!" Chris hurled his handgun at Brad, hitting the wussy pilot in the nogin. Brad clutched his forehead and the chopper spun out of control and out of sight. The were dangerously close now, and for some odd reason Chris did a 180 and was glaring into the dog's mug. Chris began to move very slowly, should I help him? Nah... I cackled and dashed away.------ ---------------------------------------------------------- =Chris's POV== This was the end! There were so many things I haven't done! Like uh... nevermind. I covered my face as the dog was blasted away. The barrel of Wesker's gun was smoking. "Chris this way!" I did as I was told. All of us ran for a nearby mansion. Barry didn't make with us, I don't know if he's alive.------------- ------------------------------- Meanwhile. Barry had stayed behind and managed to kill the dogs, He grinned and reloaded the magnum. "That takes care of that, I gotta get to that. uh.house thing," Barry ran toward the mansion, until he felt no ground beneath his feet. "I-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Barry had fell.right into a plothole, where he lands, we will not know till later.
Bobtheklobb: Well part two is over. The adventure is beginning. How will our heroes fare in the mansion? Will Chris ever rid himself of the porno mag and rubber duck? Can Jill survive with fools? Where will Barry land? To find out, tune in, same bat time, same bat channel!