Bobtheklobb: Back! I Lost my love for the game!! Gotta continue, If you're
a returning reader then lemme tell you what happened: The gang had found
the mansion and Barry fell into a plothole, Well let's continue
*Light flash* GOOFY EVIL.
Disclaimer: I no own RE! Do not sue me!
Oh yea, no more POVS they suck and burn the waffles.
The team had stumbled into the mansion and were unaware of the EVIL about to happen.
"Wesker, where are we?" Jill observed the large main hall in its entirety in awe.
"HEY! An echo!" Chris giggled with glee "Underwear! Potato! Smelly!" Chris burst into uncontrollable laughter upon hearing the echo of his voice.
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT UP!" Jill had her ears plugged and was scowling.
"HAHAHA! OOOOOH! MILKSHAKE!!(ake-ake-ake) PWAHAHAHA!!" Chris had made a terrible mistake Jill seized him by neck and drug him to the door.
"I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!! DIE YOU RETARDED BAFOON!" Jill had tyrannical expression on her face and had grown fangs; She reached for door handle Chris high above head.
"Jill no, he's important to the plot,"
"Huh?"
"YAY! I'm a hero!"
"SHUT IT!" (Pow!)
"Owie!"
"Errr. right, anyway, Chris's death would be atrocious to the plot as this is clearly his scenario and he will slay the tyrant eventually and foil my plans to eliminate all evidence of STARS and this Mansion afterwards vanishing completely thus bringing his sister to the (I should point out Wesker's face is turning blue) city in search of him where she meets Leon thus we have to two heroes of the second game which sets up for the next in the plot and the damned rumors I'm Nemesis (Now a brilliant purple) and eventually leading back to Chris and his sister trying to foil me and this weirdo blonde with the help of the most annoying prick you'll ever meet after the player (Red) thinks I am killed here by.HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEE! (passes out a neon blue tint)
"Damn, he fainted," Chris frowned. "Well we should explore the mansion."
"Now hold on!" Jill grabbed him by the vest "What the heck was Wesker talking about?" Chris looked back grinning "I don't know, he mentioned a villain or enemy or something." In that instant A nearby window shattered, the culprit, a large looming figure on the ground, it slowly rose up, It was an imposing beast, it's body defined by large rippled muscles and a terrifying face, the Razor fangs and lifeless eyes, the horrible beast uttered something, it's voice deep and raspy, sending a deep chill down your spine and instantly earning your fear and respect,
"STARS." The horrible beast slowly began to lumber toward the 2 soldiers.
"What the hell!?" Chris backed away and reached for his handgun, wait! He threw it at Brad! That sissy always seemed to screw things up no matter what! Realizing he had only his knife, he drew it from the scabbard and cautiously approached the beast. He had reached the monstrosity and drove the knife into the beast's heart area. The monster wasn't at all fazed; the monster looked into Chris's eyes with his own milky white orbs.
".Boo,"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!!!" Chris bolted away in fear; he resembled a bolt of lightning dashing through the two double doors, Leaving Jill to creature. Chris took a minute to regain himself, he then examined his surroundings, it was a large dining room, it seemed fairly recently made, the nachos were somewhat stale and only 2 cockroaches were found, Chris gulped up the meal and had a terrible thirst, he looked around and found a strange red substance near the fireplace. He dipped his finger into the crimson fluid and suckled it from his index flavor. Jello, his favorite flavor!! Cherry! Chris enjoyed a brief jello snack humming the tune to the old jello commercials along his merry way, the only other door was to the right, unless he faced that.monster and even worse, Jill! She was gonna castrate him for this! In a fear he dashed through the door. Meanwhile.
'Chris, you're soooo fucked if I survive this!!' Jill thought to herself, she was left behind when Chris had pulled a "heroic act" and only managed to urinate all over the carpet and leave her to die! She drew her handgun not accepting death without a fight,
"Whoa! Easy! Easy!"
"Huh?" Jill raised an eyebrow, "Who are you?" The monster chuckled and extended his hand out to shake hands.
"I'm Ned, I'm the janitor here," Jill smiled back at the creature, once you got past the razor fangs extending from his mouth and the creepy white eyes, he seemed kinda cuddly!
"Jill," Jill shook his hand.
"Yeah, what was that last guy all about," Ned noticed the spill all over the carpet.
"Aw poop! Look what a mess he left all over the floor!" Ned extended a strange tentacle from his hand. The produced a mop, Ned went to work cleaning the spillage. "Sorry about that, he does that to every stranger,"
"Ah.."
"Yeah Ned?"
"Hm?"
"What is this pl- I mean, what's with this mansion?" Jill sighed in relief, that retard Barry was rubbing off on her.
"Dunno," Ned "sheathed" the mop, "all I remember waking up here and feeling the need to clean,
"What with the STARS thing then?"
"Oh that," Ned laughed to himself, "I thought you were Ben Affleck and Claire Danes,"
"Oh. Bleh, I don't look like her!" Jill stuck her tongue out in disgust.
"Jeez, don't be so personal,"
"Sorry, well would you stay with me till I leave?"
"No problem,"
"Thank you!" The two left happily skipping along, while A blonde haired man awoke,
"Oh shit," Wesker slapped his forehead, that damned Nem!" Wesker realized that he needed to find the lug before he damaged the frail Re plot anymore than he did. Let's stop here so we can continue to ponder what the Wesk-man does in his free time. Back to Redfield. Chris stumbled down the dark corridor, (WHACK!)
"OWIE! Damnit!" Chris brought his foot up with his hands hopping around cursing and gruntin' till the air turned blue. He looked down to see inanimate object that would soon feel his wrath. It was a camera, now what in the heck is a camera doing here!? (Crunch,) Huh? Chris immediately perked up and looked around in alert, he rounded the corner his teeth chattering extremely loud. A figure was hunched over a corpse, it was Kenneth!
"Oh my god." Chris backed away panic stricken. The man looked at him and his face was a rotten white and that's all he caught as the creature crashed to the floor. Kenneth was up, and looked very pissed indeed!
"There's no way in hell I'm gonna let this biatch kill me!"
"Kenneth you-"
"Back off pansy!" Chris felt very nervous and had a deep pity for what the creature was about to experience. "So, think you gonna kill off the black man first!" He hoisted the monster above his head, which was whimpering the entire time struggling to free itself, Kenneth tossed the man-like being into the chairs in the corner, smashing the chairs to pieces,
"NO WAY IN HELL!" Kenneth pulled an Uzi from out of nowhere and blasted the downed creature until it resembled pulpy spam (mmm spam!)
"Damn, always thinkin' the black man's to stupid to defend himself,
"Well-"
"Shut yo ass up! You a wuss!"
"I'm not a wuss, I'll let you know I stubbed my toe watering my begonias and cried for only 10 minutes!"
"Okay." Kenneth frowned "Well c'mon, let's just get going
"To where?"
"The courtyard, they have a bitchin pool,"
"Sweet,"
Bobtheklobb: So ends another installment of the series! Will Wesker save the RE plot? Will Ned find any other dangerous messes? Will Chris wait 30 minutes before swimming tune in next week same bat time same bat channel!
The team had stumbled into the mansion and were unaware of the EVIL about to happen.
"Wesker, where are we?" Jill observed the large main hall in its entirety in awe.
"HEY! An echo!" Chris giggled with glee "Underwear! Potato! Smelly!" Chris burst into uncontrollable laughter upon hearing the echo of his voice.
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT UP!" Jill had her ears plugged and was scowling.
"HAHAHA! OOOOOH! MILKSHAKE!!(ake-ake-ake) PWAHAHAHA!!" Chris had made a terrible mistake Jill seized him by neck and drug him to the door.
"I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!! DIE YOU RETARDED BAFOON!" Jill had tyrannical expression on her face and had grown fangs; She reached for door handle Chris high above head.
"Jill no, he's important to the plot,"
"Huh?"
"YAY! I'm a hero!"
"SHUT IT!" (Pow!)
"Owie!"
"Errr. right, anyway, Chris's death would be atrocious to the plot as this is clearly his scenario and he will slay the tyrant eventually and foil my plans to eliminate all evidence of STARS and this Mansion afterwards vanishing completely thus bringing his sister to the (I should point out Wesker's face is turning blue) city in search of him where she meets Leon thus we have to two heroes of the second game which sets up for the next in the plot and the damned rumors I'm Nemesis (Now a brilliant purple) and eventually leading back to Chris and his sister trying to foil me and this weirdo blonde with the help of the most annoying prick you'll ever meet after the player (Red) thinks I am killed here by.HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEE! (passes out a neon blue tint)
"Damn, he fainted," Chris frowned. "Well we should explore the mansion."
"Now hold on!" Jill grabbed him by the vest "What the heck was Wesker talking about?" Chris looked back grinning "I don't know, he mentioned a villain or enemy or something." In that instant A nearby window shattered, the culprit, a large looming figure on the ground, it slowly rose up, It was an imposing beast, it's body defined by large rippled muscles and a terrifying face, the Razor fangs and lifeless eyes, the horrible beast uttered something, it's voice deep and raspy, sending a deep chill down your spine and instantly earning your fear and respect,
"STARS." The horrible beast slowly began to lumber toward the 2 soldiers.
"What the hell!?" Chris backed away and reached for his handgun, wait! He threw it at Brad! That sissy always seemed to screw things up no matter what! Realizing he had only his knife, he drew it from the scabbard and cautiously approached the beast. He had reached the monstrosity and drove the knife into the beast's heart area. The monster wasn't at all fazed; the monster looked into Chris's eyes with his own milky white orbs.
".Boo,"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!!!" Chris bolted away in fear; he resembled a bolt of lightning dashing through the two double doors, Leaving Jill to creature. Chris took a minute to regain himself, he then examined his surroundings, it was a large dining room, it seemed fairly recently made, the nachos were somewhat stale and only 2 cockroaches were found, Chris gulped up the meal and had a terrible thirst, he looked around and found a strange red substance near the fireplace. He dipped his finger into the crimson fluid and suckled it from his index flavor. Jello, his favorite flavor!! Cherry! Chris enjoyed a brief jello snack humming the tune to the old jello commercials along his merry way, the only other door was to the right, unless he faced that.monster and even worse, Jill! She was gonna castrate him for this! In a fear he dashed through the door. Meanwhile.
'Chris, you're soooo fucked if I survive this!!' Jill thought to herself, she was left behind when Chris had pulled a "heroic act" and only managed to urinate all over the carpet and leave her to die! She drew her handgun not accepting death without a fight,
"Whoa! Easy! Easy!"
"Huh?" Jill raised an eyebrow, "Who are you?" The monster chuckled and extended his hand out to shake hands.
"I'm Ned, I'm the janitor here," Jill smiled back at the creature, once you got past the razor fangs extending from his mouth and the creepy white eyes, he seemed kinda cuddly!
"Jill," Jill shook his hand.
"Yeah, what was that last guy all about," Ned noticed the spill all over the carpet.
"Aw poop! Look what a mess he left all over the floor!" Ned extended a strange tentacle from his hand. The produced a mop, Ned went to work cleaning the spillage. "Sorry about that, he does that to every stranger,"
"Ah.."
"Yeah Ned?"
"Hm?"
"What is this pl- I mean, what's with this mansion?" Jill sighed in relief, that retard Barry was rubbing off on her.
"Dunno," Ned "sheathed" the mop, "all I remember waking up here and feeling the need to clean,
"What with the STARS thing then?"
"Oh that," Ned laughed to himself, "I thought you were Ben Affleck and Claire Danes,"
"Oh. Bleh, I don't look like her!" Jill stuck her tongue out in disgust.
"Jeez, don't be so personal,"
"Sorry, well would you stay with me till I leave?"
"No problem,"
"Thank you!" The two left happily skipping along, while A blonde haired man awoke,
"Oh shit," Wesker slapped his forehead, that damned Nem!" Wesker realized that he needed to find the lug before he damaged the frail Re plot anymore than he did. Let's stop here so we can continue to ponder what the Wesk-man does in his free time. Back to Redfield. Chris stumbled down the dark corridor, (WHACK!)
"OWIE! Damnit!" Chris brought his foot up with his hands hopping around cursing and gruntin' till the air turned blue. He looked down to see inanimate object that would soon feel his wrath. It was a camera, now what in the heck is a camera doing here!? (Crunch,) Huh? Chris immediately perked up and looked around in alert, he rounded the corner his teeth chattering extremely loud. A figure was hunched over a corpse, it was Kenneth!
"Oh my god." Chris backed away panic stricken. The man looked at him and his face was a rotten white and that's all he caught as the creature crashed to the floor. Kenneth was up, and looked very pissed indeed!
"There's no way in hell I'm gonna let this biatch kill me!"
"Kenneth you-"
"Back off pansy!" Chris felt very nervous and had a deep pity for what the creature was about to experience. "So, think you gonna kill off the black man first!" He hoisted the monster above his head, which was whimpering the entire time struggling to free itself, Kenneth tossed the man-like being into the chairs in the corner, smashing the chairs to pieces,
"NO WAY IN HELL!" Kenneth pulled an Uzi from out of nowhere and blasted the downed creature until it resembled pulpy spam (mmm spam!)
"Damn, always thinkin' the black man's to stupid to defend himself,
"Well-"
"Shut yo ass up! You a wuss!"
"I'm not a wuss, I'll let you know I stubbed my toe watering my begonias and cried for only 10 minutes!"
"Okay." Kenneth frowned "Well c'mon, let's just get going
"To where?"
"The courtyard, they have a bitchin pool,"
"Sweet,"
Bobtheklobb: So ends another installment of the series! Will Wesker save the RE plot? Will Ned find any other dangerous messes? Will Chris wait 30 minutes before swimming tune in next week same bat time same bat channel!