I don't own Bush, his monkey trainer does. Poor monkey trainer. *sniff* Oh
shit, we're at war. As...half assed a story this is, it's dedicated to
everyone who has or will die as a result of Bush's stupidity. Rest in
peace. The scary thing is, I can probably be arrested for saying that under
the so-called Patriot Act. I don't hate my country, I just hate what Bush
has done with it.
February and March: Valentines for Monkeys
It was mid February when cabin fever first started to set in among the school. But for all of the little kiddies fortunate enough to be popular, there was hope. Valentine's Day was coming, the day when popular opinion finally ruled over the corrupted student government. The nerds that ran it were always emotionally scarred, but only a conscience could fix that. It's not like they could make valentines for them mandatory! Or maybe I spoke too soon.
Bush was in the bathroom hiding from bullies as he wrote some important looking document with a crayon.
"So they think they can make me look stupid by not giving me any valentines do they?!", he pouted as he shredded the First and Fourth Amendments. "I'll show them! Ha! It is done!!", he said as he held up his sinister masterpiece of scribblings about being a terrorist for intimidating the government and being able to be searched for looking suspicious with a warrant being made AFTER the search. And to fool everyone it would be called the Patriot Act although a more suiting title would have been the Fascist Act. It would be used to kill two birds with one stone in the sense that no one would dare not to give him a valentine or criticize him for what he wanted to do to Mary Sue.
So the big, nauseating day had finally arrived. Of course, Bush had used the warrantless searches to get Mary Sue and all her supporters and then taped the things they said that criticized Bush to be used against them. The kindergarteners were a little bit more careful about what they said in the month of March and began the use of coded notes. There were rumors of a protest going around, so Bush started random searches targeted at any and all mildly suspicious looking kindergarteners. One of the notes was found in Tim's ghost's pocket.
"But I just have really messy handwriting!! It says 'I love Sally' I swear!!"
"Yeah right. I'm going to hold you in jail indefinitely or send you out of the country without a trial!"
"Because of your stupid Fascist Act thing that most of us didn't even know about until after it was passed?"
"YOU CALLED THE FASCIST.uh PATRIOT ACT STUPID!! NOW I SEND YOU TO ANTARCTICA!!"
"But you just called it the Fascist Act too!", Tim screamed as he was sucked toward Antarctica by a giant Ghostbusters vacuum.
"And now! I will give Mary Sue my specialty punishment. THE DEATH PENALTY!!!" March 24 2004 Dir Dieyuree,
Da Fascist, uh Patriot Act is wurkin purfektlee! Wif dis eye can git awa wif anetig eye want! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
B.S.- Eye ned tu wurc on mi evul laf.
A/N: Will Mary Sue get the death penalty? Or will Bush's plans of mass destruction be thwarted once again? Tune in next time for. WAIT!! THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOME WASHED UP TV SHOW!!! Ah, what the heck. To be continued.
February and March: Valentines for Monkeys
It was mid February when cabin fever first started to set in among the school. But for all of the little kiddies fortunate enough to be popular, there was hope. Valentine's Day was coming, the day when popular opinion finally ruled over the corrupted student government. The nerds that ran it were always emotionally scarred, but only a conscience could fix that. It's not like they could make valentines for them mandatory! Or maybe I spoke too soon.
Bush was in the bathroom hiding from bullies as he wrote some important looking document with a crayon.
"So they think they can make me look stupid by not giving me any valentines do they?!", he pouted as he shredded the First and Fourth Amendments. "I'll show them! Ha! It is done!!", he said as he held up his sinister masterpiece of scribblings about being a terrorist for intimidating the government and being able to be searched for looking suspicious with a warrant being made AFTER the search. And to fool everyone it would be called the Patriot Act although a more suiting title would have been the Fascist Act. It would be used to kill two birds with one stone in the sense that no one would dare not to give him a valentine or criticize him for what he wanted to do to Mary Sue.
So the big, nauseating day had finally arrived. Of course, Bush had used the warrantless searches to get Mary Sue and all her supporters and then taped the things they said that criticized Bush to be used against them. The kindergarteners were a little bit more careful about what they said in the month of March and began the use of coded notes. There were rumors of a protest going around, so Bush started random searches targeted at any and all mildly suspicious looking kindergarteners. One of the notes was found in Tim's ghost's pocket.
"But I just have really messy handwriting!! It says 'I love Sally' I swear!!"
"Yeah right. I'm going to hold you in jail indefinitely or send you out of the country without a trial!"
"Because of your stupid Fascist Act thing that most of us didn't even know about until after it was passed?"
"YOU CALLED THE FASCIST.uh PATRIOT ACT STUPID!! NOW I SEND YOU TO ANTARCTICA!!"
"But you just called it the Fascist Act too!", Tim screamed as he was sucked toward Antarctica by a giant Ghostbusters vacuum.
"And now! I will give Mary Sue my specialty punishment. THE DEATH PENALTY!!!" March 24 2004 Dir Dieyuree,
Da Fascist, uh Patriot Act is wurkin purfektlee! Wif dis eye can git awa wif anetig eye want! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
B.S.- Eye ned tu wurc on mi evul laf.
A/N: Will Mary Sue get the death penalty? Or will Bush's plans of mass destruction be thwarted once again? Tune in next time for. WAIT!! THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOME WASHED UP TV SHOW!!! Ah, what the heck. To be continued.