Disclaimer: This is really ticking me off that I have to say I own nothing every time. Damn it.
Next chapter. More fun!
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After running through various floors, the crew had concluded that they were lost. At least they were lost somewhere with something to do. The room they decided to take a break in had another form of entertainment. Probably left over from one of Zim's unknown schemes.
"A Kareoke machine?" Dib looked rather confused at the room that was set up as a kareoke bar, complete with a soft drink machine, tables, and an endless stock of various CDs kareoke compatible.
"Looks like it to me," Devi said after downing a can of Poop cola. Johnny had discovered a brain freezey machine, and sat enjoying a brain freezey.
"Well, it seems safe here for now, so anybody want to give it a try," Dib asked.
"I'll go if Johnny goes first," Devi said. She always wondered what a homicidal maniac would sing....
"May I at least finish my brain freezey," Johnny asked. He wanted to finish his freezey. It was good too, extra syrup.
"I guess that leaves me then," Dib said to himself. He stopped to think, then decided on his song. He thumbed through a stack of CD's until he found the right one. Smash Mouth's Astro Lounge. Dib placed the disc in the machine and waited for the music to begin. And it did.
"You, you look to the Tall for answers,
Your face glowing in green,
You cringe at the thought that there's something out there
Suddenly anger turns to a stare
A million tiny light bulbs shining
Through morons across the country
Little green men
Questioning my head before the truth
And morons screaming
And the children gather and wonder
Dib's Head
Dib's Head
The wonder why it is so big
It's not please stop makin' fun of me
You smile because you think its funnySomeday the truth you will finally see
My head is normal and
And that Zim's an alien and
He's a moron of all!
Little robot screaming tacos
saving them for food tomorrow
And the children gather and wonder
Dib's Head
Dib's Head
A million morons wondering why its
big and making me want to scream
Its not big you stupid
Fucking morons its normal zims an alien, IDIOTS!
And the children gather and wonder
Dib's Head
Dib's Head
Dib's Head
Dib's Head
Dib's Head!
Okay, I'm done," Dib finished. "Your turn Mr. C."
"Call me Nny," Johnny said while shuffling through the stack of discs, trying to find the right song. He knew it was perfect with a quick revision of words. He placed the disc in the machine, skipped to the proper track, picked up the microphone and waited. He tapped his toe patiently. The heat from the spot light was causing him to sweat a little bit, so he wiped his head with his black and yellow stripped sleeve. The song also suited his shirt. Devi began to laugh. The song started and Johnny tapped his steel toe to the beat. He opened his song to start singing.
"All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watchin' the puddles gather rain
And all I can do drink a freezey or two
and speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane
I just want some one to save me
But it will never be that way
Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today So stay with me and I'll have it made
And I don't understand why I don't sleep every day
And I start to complain that there's no rain
And all I can do is read a book or kill today
And it rips my life away, but it's a great escape
escape......escape......escape"
Johnny danced through the guitar solo, making Devi laugh. Johnny didn't like that. He walked up to her and sang in front of her. Staring at her.
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
ya don't like my point of view
ya think I'm insane
Its not sane......it's not sane.
Devi pulled out her pepper spray and misted Johnny's eyes. His eyes squinted and he fell backwards. He lay on his back and kept singing. His eyes were closed and he covered his eyes with his hands.
"I just want some one to save me
But it will never be that way
Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made
aaaaaaaaaaw,
aaaaaaaaaaw,
aaaaaaaaaaw,
aaaaaaaaaaw." Johnny opened his eyes, despite the intense stinging. He arose and sat far away from Devi.
Having caught on to the trend of altered lyrics, she went to choose the song desired from the stack of discs. She went to the stage and waited for the music. It came like a spur of light on her face and she sang lightly when the time came.
"Run
Running all the time
Running from invaders
Or you right by my side side
Me
I'm the one you chose
Out of all the people
You yearned to kill the most
I'm so sorry that I'm screamingLeave me now, no need for bleeding
Don't let me fall in mid run
Running, running
As fast as I can
I really hope you faked it
(Do you think he faked it?)
I'm running
Keep unconscious, man
So I can get separated
Be
Be the one I fear
Be the one I hate most most
Please stop terrorizing me
Sometimes it's hard to keep on running
I work so much to keep on going
So you can't try to slit my throat.
Running, running
As fast as I can
I hope you hurt you bastard
(Do you hurt you bastard?)
I'm running
Blood drenched in my had
Dripping over everywhere
Running,
As fast as we can
That alien is chasing us
(Do you think we'll make it?)
We're running
Your holding my hand
so we don't get separated
(Music solo)
Running, running
As fast as we canI really hope you make it
(Do you think we'll make it?)
We're running
Keep holding my hand
It's so we don't get separated," Devi finished, a proud look on her face. Johnny and Dib had their jaws dropped in aw at Devi's voice. A shadowed figure stood in a door way and began to clap.
"Good job, vile earth beings," the shadow said. It stepped into the light, and their stood Zim, full of vengeance and ready to hurt Dib very badly. "COMPUTER, GRAB THE DIB HUMAN!!" With that stated, a mechanical arm dragged Dib off. Zim completely forgot about the other two.
Little did he know, that the two he left were about to spoof on one of the best video games ever developed.
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HEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Only a certain amount of reviews will have me update and tell my favorite video game. ^_^
Next chapter. More fun!
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After running through various floors, the crew had concluded that they were lost. At least they were lost somewhere with something to do. The room they decided to take a break in had another form of entertainment. Probably left over from one of Zim's unknown schemes.
"A Kareoke machine?" Dib looked rather confused at the room that was set up as a kareoke bar, complete with a soft drink machine, tables, and an endless stock of various CDs kareoke compatible.
"Looks like it to me," Devi said after downing a can of Poop cola. Johnny had discovered a brain freezey machine, and sat enjoying a brain freezey.
"Well, it seems safe here for now, so anybody want to give it a try," Dib asked.
"I'll go if Johnny goes first," Devi said. She always wondered what a homicidal maniac would sing....
"May I at least finish my brain freezey," Johnny asked. He wanted to finish his freezey. It was good too, extra syrup.
"I guess that leaves me then," Dib said to himself. He stopped to think, then decided on his song. He thumbed through a stack of CD's until he found the right one. Smash Mouth's Astro Lounge. Dib placed the disc in the machine and waited for the music to begin. And it did.
"You, you look to the Tall for answers,
Your face glowing in green,
You cringe at the thought that there's something out there
Suddenly anger turns to a stare
A million tiny light bulbs shining
Through morons across the country
Little green men
Questioning my head before the truth
And morons screaming
And the children gather and wonder
Dib's Head
Dib's Head
The wonder why it is so big
It's not please stop makin' fun of me
You smile because you think its funnySomeday the truth you will finally see
My head is normal and
And that Zim's an alien and
He's a moron of all!
Little robot screaming tacos
saving them for food tomorrow
And the children gather and wonder
Dib's Head
Dib's Head
A million morons wondering why its
big and making me want to scream
Its not big you stupid
Fucking morons its normal zims an alien, IDIOTS!
And the children gather and wonder
Dib's Head
Dib's Head
Dib's Head
Dib's Head
Dib's Head!
Okay, I'm done," Dib finished. "Your turn Mr. C."
"Call me Nny," Johnny said while shuffling through the stack of discs, trying to find the right song. He knew it was perfect with a quick revision of words. He placed the disc in the machine, skipped to the proper track, picked up the microphone and waited. He tapped his toe patiently. The heat from the spot light was causing him to sweat a little bit, so he wiped his head with his black and yellow stripped sleeve. The song also suited his shirt. Devi began to laugh. The song started and Johnny tapped his steel toe to the beat. He opened his song to start singing.
"All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watchin' the puddles gather rain
And all I can do drink a freezey or two
and speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane
I just want some one to save me
But it will never be that way
Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today So stay with me and I'll have it made
And I don't understand why I don't sleep every day
And I start to complain that there's no rain
And all I can do is read a book or kill today
And it rips my life away, but it's a great escape
escape......escape......escape"
Johnny danced through the guitar solo, making Devi laugh. Johnny didn't like that. He walked up to her and sang in front of her. Staring at her.
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
ya don't like my point of view
ya think I'm insane
Its not sane......it's not sane.
Devi pulled out her pepper spray and misted Johnny's eyes. His eyes squinted and he fell backwards. He lay on his back and kept singing. His eyes were closed and he covered his eyes with his hands.
"I just want some one to save me
But it will never be that way
Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made
aaaaaaaaaaw,
aaaaaaaaaaw,
aaaaaaaaaaw,
aaaaaaaaaaw." Johnny opened his eyes, despite the intense stinging. He arose and sat far away from Devi.
Having caught on to the trend of altered lyrics, she went to choose the song desired from the stack of discs. She went to the stage and waited for the music. It came like a spur of light on her face and she sang lightly when the time came.
"Run
Running all the time
Running from invaders
Or you right by my side side
Me
I'm the one you chose
Out of all the people
You yearned to kill the most
I'm so sorry that I'm screamingLeave me now, no need for bleeding
Don't let me fall in mid run
Running, running
As fast as I can
I really hope you faked it
(Do you think he faked it?)
I'm running
Keep unconscious, man
So I can get separated
Be
Be the one I fear
Be the one I hate most most
Please stop terrorizing me
Sometimes it's hard to keep on running
I work so much to keep on going
So you can't try to slit my throat.
Running, running
As fast as I can
I hope you hurt you bastard
(Do you hurt you bastard?)
I'm running
Blood drenched in my had
Dripping over everywhere
Running,
As fast as we can
That alien is chasing us
(Do you think we'll make it?)
We're running
Your holding my hand
so we don't get separated
(Music solo)
Running, running
As fast as we canI really hope you make it
(Do you think we'll make it?)
We're running
Keep holding my hand
It's so we don't get separated," Devi finished, a proud look on her face. Johnny and Dib had their jaws dropped in aw at Devi's voice. A shadowed figure stood in a door way and began to clap.
"Good job, vile earth beings," the shadow said. It stepped into the light, and their stood Zim, full of vengeance and ready to hurt Dib very badly. "COMPUTER, GRAB THE DIB HUMAN!!" With that stated, a mechanical arm dragged Dib off. Zim completely forgot about the other two.
Little did he know, that the two he left were about to spoof on one of the best video games ever developed.
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HEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Only a certain amount of reviews will have me update and tell my favorite video game. ^_^