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I'm sorry about the delay, but I kinda went all out insane a few nights ago, but I'm sure you really don't want to hear about that, after all, it IS supposed to be a funny fic!
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Once upon a time, or maybe about five minutes ago, a young man was captured, and he needs to be saved by somebody. Somebody with a big blade, a mysterious past, and a female that's always trying to correct him. No, I am not talking about Link, that was years ago, the example set with Romeo and Juliet alongside with the myth Pyramis and Thissbe taught me if a story got really old you could re-format it so its kinda diffrent and not get in trouble, so its Legend of Dibby, Ramblings That Nny makes In Which Take Up Too Much Time. Last time we left our heros, Dib was stolen by the Evil Invader Zim, and that leaves Johnny and his sidekick Devi to find and save him, or the fate of the world depends on it!!
"Are you sure we go this way," Devi asked for the hundredth time, sounding awfully like Navi.
"Dib could be anywhere in this mess, this place is poorly constructed, and difficult to navagate, and voice activated, at least at my house, you actually knew how to get from one floor to the next!" Johnny looked frustrated about the navigation, and angered at his sidekick for questioning him for the twentieth time.
"Why don't you keep a knife out, you never know when something will spring out," Devi said. (Note to non gamers, Navi is Link's Fairy and Navi is very annoying and always BLATANTLY foreshadows when bad things are coming.)
"You will be quiet as I do so," Johnny stated drawing the longest blade he had from his trench coat. He was slightly more then ticked about this whole matter. Devi stayed silent as they both ventured forward. They came to a spiraling staircase that went upwards. They kept following it and following it and...........
-Two Hours Later-
They came to a room decorated like a mid-evil dungeon. A large mechanical teddy bear slightly resembling Shmee fell from the ceiling. It let out a ravenous roar and lifted its arm to thwack Johnny. Johnny just darted between the legs of the giant plush toy, thrusted his blade into the bears back and tore the seem, letting large quantities of cotton spill from its back. "Well that was easy," Johnny said. A door magically appeared from nowhere on the other side of the room from where they entered. They opened the door and came to a hallway. They headed down the hallway and followed it and followed it.....
-Another two hours later-
And following it and following it and they finally came to large set of doors. Johnny opened it and it led to an elevator. Without hesitation, they pushed the only button and went in the elevator. They slowly moved upward and upward and upward.......
-Another Two hours Later-
and upward until they came to a sudden halt. The doors opened to reveal Zim playing a kazoo to "The Monster Mash." He looked at them surprised that the two humans managed to find him. He pocketed his little instrument and screeched "HOW DID YOU GET PAST MY BEAR MONSTER?!?!!"
"It was easy," Johnny said. "The harder part was the stairs. My feet hurt."
"Fine then, now you will SUFFER! THE DOOM MACHINE CANNOT BE AS BAD AS MY WRATH, WHICH YOU WILL FACE!" Zim produced his mech legs and caused a small two feet around him to fall into some bottomless pit beneath him. Johnny and Devi stepped backwards a few steps.
"I can't stay here while you battle Zim because..... I just can't," Devi said. She magically flew away to the front of the house to wait for Johnny to save Dib. Johnny was stuck facing Zim alone. Isn't that just peachy?
Zim stood on three of his mech legs and used the fourth to make a small ball of electricity. He hurled it at Johnny, but he easily dodged it by leaning slightly to the left. Zim tried again, and Johnny leaned to the right. Johnny walked forward, leaning to the left and right (somewhat resembling a penguin with all his black and white clothes,) jumped over the small gap, and hacked Zim's mech legs. He fell into the pit and never returned again. A rose colored crystal with Dib imprisoned fell to the ground and shattered on impact.
"Thanks for saving me Mr. C," Dib said. A blue shimmer of light emerged next to them. "What's that?"
"I wouldn't know," Johnny replied. He stepped forward and into it to investigate, but got trapped in a blue crystal on impact with the floor. Dib went to bang his fist on the crystal but it pulled him in. The crystal magically disappeared, then reappeared in front of Zim's house. The crystal faded away, Dib and Johnny quickly stepped away from each other.
"I take it you won," Devi said.
"I think so," Johnny said. He looked to the two cars that were smashed up. He turned to Dib and asked "You wouldn't happen to have a cell phone, would you?"
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Cliff hanger, right? Probably not! Oh well, just review and make me happy....... any ideas? Review and tell me! Your idea may just show up! Wow!!
I'm sorry about the delay, but I kinda went all out insane a few nights ago, but I'm sure you really don't want to hear about that, after all, it IS supposed to be a funny fic!
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Once upon a time, or maybe about five minutes ago, a young man was captured, and he needs to be saved by somebody. Somebody with a big blade, a mysterious past, and a female that's always trying to correct him. No, I am not talking about Link, that was years ago, the example set with Romeo and Juliet alongside with the myth Pyramis and Thissbe taught me if a story got really old you could re-format it so its kinda diffrent and not get in trouble, so its Legend of Dibby, Ramblings That Nny makes In Which Take Up Too Much Time. Last time we left our heros, Dib was stolen by the Evil Invader Zim, and that leaves Johnny and his sidekick Devi to find and save him, or the fate of the world depends on it!!
"Are you sure we go this way," Devi asked for the hundredth time, sounding awfully like Navi.
"Dib could be anywhere in this mess, this place is poorly constructed, and difficult to navagate, and voice activated, at least at my house, you actually knew how to get from one floor to the next!" Johnny looked frustrated about the navigation, and angered at his sidekick for questioning him for the twentieth time.
"Why don't you keep a knife out, you never know when something will spring out," Devi said. (Note to non gamers, Navi is Link's Fairy and Navi is very annoying and always BLATANTLY foreshadows when bad things are coming.)
"You will be quiet as I do so," Johnny stated drawing the longest blade he had from his trench coat. He was slightly more then ticked about this whole matter. Devi stayed silent as they both ventured forward. They came to a spiraling staircase that went upwards. They kept following it and following it and...........
-Two Hours Later-
They came to a room decorated like a mid-evil dungeon. A large mechanical teddy bear slightly resembling Shmee fell from the ceiling. It let out a ravenous roar and lifted its arm to thwack Johnny. Johnny just darted between the legs of the giant plush toy, thrusted his blade into the bears back and tore the seem, letting large quantities of cotton spill from its back. "Well that was easy," Johnny said. A door magically appeared from nowhere on the other side of the room from where they entered. They opened the door and came to a hallway. They headed down the hallway and followed it and followed it.....
-Another two hours later-
And following it and following it and they finally came to large set of doors. Johnny opened it and it led to an elevator. Without hesitation, they pushed the only button and went in the elevator. They slowly moved upward and upward and upward.......
-Another Two hours Later-
and upward until they came to a sudden halt. The doors opened to reveal Zim playing a kazoo to "The Monster Mash." He looked at them surprised that the two humans managed to find him. He pocketed his little instrument and screeched "HOW DID YOU GET PAST MY BEAR MONSTER?!?!!"
"It was easy," Johnny said. "The harder part was the stairs. My feet hurt."
"Fine then, now you will SUFFER! THE DOOM MACHINE CANNOT BE AS BAD AS MY WRATH, WHICH YOU WILL FACE!" Zim produced his mech legs and caused a small two feet around him to fall into some bottomless pit beneath him. Johnny and Devi stepped backwards a few steps.
"I can't stay here while you battle Zim because..... I just can't," Devi said. She magically flew away to the front of the house to wait for Johnny to save Dib. Johnny was stuck facing Zim alone. Isn't that just peachy?
Zim stood on three of his mech legs and used the fourth to make a small ball of electricity. He hurled it at Johnny, but he easily dodged it by leaning slightly to the left. Zim tried again, and Johnny leaned to the right. Johnny walked forward, leaning to the left and right (somewhat resembling a penguin with all his black and white clothes,) jumped over the small gap, and hacked Zim's mech legs. He fell into the pit and never returned again. A rose colored crystal with Dib imprisoned fell to the ground and shattered on impact.
"Thanks for saving me Mr. C," Dib said. A blue shimmer of light emerged next to them. "What's that?"
"I wouldn't know," Johnny replied. He stepped forward and into it to investigate, but got trapped in a blue crystal on impact with the floor. Dib went to bang his fist on the crystal but it pulled him in. The crystal magically disappeared, then reappeared in front of Zim's house. The crystal faded away, Dib and Johnny quickly stepped away from each other.
"I take it you won," Devi said.
"I think so," Johnny said. He looked to the two cars that were smashed up. He turned to Dib and asked "You wouldn't happen to have a cell phone, would you?"
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Cliff hanger, right? Probably not! Oh well, just review and make me happy....... any ideas? Review and tell me! Your idea may just show up! Wow!!