Title: Better Than Chocolate (AN: Title is based on song by Sarah McLachlin called "Chocolate" or better known as "Icecream")
Author: Sita
Summary: AU. Buffy Summers, almost 16, is a die-hard fan of the top selling group: 'The Dingoes Ate My Baby', but what does she do when she learns that her mother's boyfriend is the lead singer William 'Spike' Giles' dad? And what will happen when Joyce announces the Giles' will be moving in?
Rating: PG-13....for now....
Distribution: Want. Take. Have. Just tell me where it's going first, and PLEASE give me the credit.
Disclaimer: So I'm crawling along the edge of James' Marsters roof, knife in between my teeth, alright? Because, this fabulous idea came to me- an idea where I could get a piece of James without having him. So, I sneak into his bedroom where he's tucked under the covers---if only I could lift up the cover a little, I think as I hold up the knife. I'd give a whole new meaning to getting a piece of ass--James suddenly lets out a high-pitched gurly scream, and before I know it, Joss is over here, crying like the little girl he is and screaming "SAY IT SITA! SAY IT!" I groan, "BTVS belongs to you. ME. And UPN." Guess Joss' will be the only ass I'll be seeing for awhile....
AN: Vette-I didn't know whether to put this on ffnet or spuffyarchives, so I'll put it on both. Thanks so much for your review! It really touched me knowing my writing to relate to someones life like that!
Chapter Seven: The Naked Truth
The loud buzzing of the alarm woke Buffy the next morning, and she groaned, her hand slapping the off button on the offending object. And, groggily she threw the covers off of the bed, sliding off of it herself, her feet hitting the soft carpet by her bed. And, gathering a pair of light blue hip-hugging jeans, a white lacy shirt, and clean undergarments, she headed for the bathroom.
Her eyes half closed, the still half-asleep Buffy walked over to the bathroom throwing open to the door....only to come face to face with a naked Spike. Her eyes immediately widened as she started to back up, and in the process of backing up knocking her head against the wall, while trying to keep her eyes away from his penis.
Spike's eyes widened as well, his hands reaching for his groin, cupping it in his hands and turning around.
"Bloody buggerin' hell!" He cursed. "Get out!"
She did just that, scrambling out of the bathroom and into her room at the speed of lighting, slamming the door behind her. And, she made a quick decision to swear of her morning shower for a day, throwing on her clothes and pulling her hair into a tight ponytail. She than headed for her mother's bathroom to brush her teeth. Giles and her mother always left early for work.
Than, walking back into her room, she woke Drusilla. The brunette teen always liked to sleep in later than the blonde, usually taking a shower the night before instead of in the mornings.
And, the rest of the morning, Buffy tried to avoid Spike, and for the first time in ages, she couldn't wait to get to school.
****
"You saw Spike's penis?!" Cordelia's voice seemed to echo throughout the hallway and Buffy covered the brunettes mouth her eyes wide.
"Could you say it any louder?" She took her hand away, placing it on her hip.
"Sorry it's just...." Cordelia looked back up at Buffy. "What did it look like? Was it big? Was it small? Was it fat? Thin?"
"Cordelia!" Buffy started to turn red at the thought of seeing the bleached-blonde's groin. "Stop.....And I didn't get that good of a look. So just, ewwww. I mean, he just didn't lock the door and I was half asleep. He should of locked the door."
"I wanna see Spike's penis." Cordelia said, her lower lip jutting out in a pout.
"Okay first thing ewwwwww. And second....well there isn't a second. Just ewwww. And please stop." Buffy covered her face with her hands, shaking her head. Before, putting her hands back at her side and looking back at Cordelia. "I knew I shouldn't of told you."
"You should of took a picture."
"Took a picture of what?" Anya approached from behind the duo, her purple book-bag slung over her left shoulder, and her Geometry book held in her hand.
"Spike's penis!" Cordelia looked at Anya as if it was the most obvious answer.
"What the bloody hell?" Drusilla approached from behind. "Are you guys talking about Will's penis?"
"No-" Buffy started, but was cut off by an over-excited Cordelia.
"Yes!"
Buffy covered her face with her hands once again, "God help me."
"Why?" Drusilla looked disgusted at the thought of the three talking about her brother's groin.
"Buffy walked in on him when he was naked this morning." Cordelia spoke.
"I didn't mean to, I said that!" Buffy's face was the color of a tomato by now. Her cheeks burning with embarrassment.
Drusilla looked at Buffy, a look of repulsiveness on her face, "Were you bragging about it?"
"No! I just told Cordy about how I accidentally did and how embarrassed I was and stuff. And she turns it into a whole blab-fest. I told her to keep her mouth shut." Buffy groaned.
"Keep whose mouth shut about what?" Willow walked up to the group, a bright smile on her face.
"Buffy walked in while Spike was naked." Cordelia immediately filled Willow in.
"Someone kill me now." Buffy groaned, her hands covering her flushed face once again.
****
Saturday approached rather quickly, and Buffy was glad for a break from the hellish week back from Christmas break she'd have. Well, hellish besides the fact Riley Finn had asked her out on a date.
She hadn't spoken to Spike since Monday morning, or Tuesday....if you count him cursing at her to get out of the bathroom talking. The embarrassed teens hadn't spoken of the incident nor to each other, well basically from none other than....embarrassment.
And, finally the day she had been waiting for all week was here. For, it was the day she would be going out on a date with Riley.
The whole afternoon had been spent getting ready for the big event. And, by 6:30 her hair was curled, dark make-up applied, her tight black leather skirt that barely reached mid-thigh along with a lace up red strapless shirt and high heeled boots in place, making her look simply stunning....Or to put it more frankly, just plain hot.
Her mother and Giles were out doing who-knows-what, so Buffy had been free to wear and do what she wanted for the afternoon, thankful that her mom wasn't around to comment on her riskay clothing or the guy she was going on a date with. And, thankfully, Drusilla didn't mind spending the evening watching Dawn either. Spike, well he was out practicing with the Dingoes, another thing for her to not deal with. So, everything was perfect. Nothing could ruin this night. Right? Right.
And, just as she was walking down the stairs, at precisely 7 P.M., the door bell rang. Buffy immediately opened it, smiling up at her date who was decked in khaki slacks and a plain white t-shirt.
"Buffy...." He spoke, his voice trailing off. "You look amazing."
"Thanks." She smiled, blushing from his compliment. "You look great yourself."
"Thanks." He smiled. "So I was thinking we'd go the Bronze. Or would you like to eat first, then go to the Bronze?"
"Bronze sounds fine. I'm not very hungry." She replied.
He nodded, holding out his arm for her to take, which she did. Yet, right before leaving she called up the stairs "DRU! I'M LEAVING!"
"OKAY!" Was the reply yelled back.
And the two headed off to the Bronze for a night of fun.
****
Ten minutes later, the duo entered the Bronze, Buffy again holding onto Riley's arm as she took in her surroundings of the familiar club, looking to see if she could spy any familiar faces. She didn't see any. But, what did catch her eye was the large crowd gathered around a table off to the right. Buffy just shrugged it off looking up at Riley.
"Wanna dance?"
He smiled, "I was just gonna ask you the same question."
A slow song immediately came on, and Buffy was glad for it, as Riley pulled her close. And, the two started swaying to the music.....until....
"What the BLOODY HELL are you wearing?"
Buffy's eyes snapped open, "Spike?"
His eyes were narrowed as he took in Buffy's extremely short skirt and very revealing shirt, her outfit left very little to the imagination. "Yes. And I said, what the BLOODY HELL are you wearing?"
"Since when do you care?"
"Since you became family." He hissed, grabbing her by the arm, and trying to drag her away from Riley.
"Hey man, what the hell are you doing?" Riley, put his hand on Buffy's shoulder, pulling her back, yet pausing for a second. "Aren't you that guy from the Dingoes?"
"Yeah." He rolled his eyes at Riley. "Now if you'll excuse us...."
"You can leave my girlfriend alone." Riley hissed, taking a menacing step towards Spike and towering over him by at least a foot.
Spike shrugged, stepping around Riley and grabbing Buffy by the arm.
"I said leave her alone." Riley pushed Spike off of Buffy.
"Okay. STOP!" Buffy yelled, getting in between the two before a fight could break out. "Please. Just, PLEASE don't fight."
"Well, he's out her basically trying to grab your ass." Spike hissed, turning towards Riley. "Touch her and you're dead."
"What are you going to do about it?" Riley narrowed his eyes dangerously, looking over Buffy's head and at Spike.
"Oh, so you're admitting your a bloody disrespectful pig who just wants a piece of ass?" Spike growled.
Getting extremely angry, Riley roughly shoved Buffy out of the way, promptly knocking her unconscious and diving for Spike. A crowd had gathered around them at this point. Most of them chanting "Spike!" as a fight broke out, and Riley dove in for a punch, hitting Spike in the eye. Spike growled angrily.
And, angered that the dumb asshole had just knocked Buffy unconscious Spike promptly kicked Riley in the groan, sending the teenager to his knee's in pain. Spike quickly rushed to Buffy's Spike, cradling her head in his lap.
"Buffy? Buffy?"
Most of the female occupants of the Bronze watched in jealousy as Spike tried to take care of Buffy. He ever heard one whisper "I wish that was me." And he groaned. He *really* needed to get out of her.
So, picking Buffy up in his arms, he walked over to where his friends and bandmates still were.
"Lets get out of here." He said, looking back and realizing Riley was standing up again.
And, rushing out of the Bronze. The five piled in to Oz's van, Buffy still unconscious and Spike deathly worried.
"Dude," Xander spoke. "I think we need to take her to the hospital."
"Then go!" Spike yelled. "Now!"
TBC....Hope you enjoyed the chapter. PLEASE REVIEW........hehehhe, can't wait. My b-day is finally coming up next Mon! YAY! hehehe. lol.
Author: Sita
Summary: AU. Buffy Summers, almost 16, is a die-hard fan of the top selling group: 'The Dingoes Ate My Baby', but what does she do when she learns that her mother's boyfriend is the lead singer William 'Spike' Giles' dad? And what will happen when Joyce announces the Giles' will be moving in?
Rating: PG-13....for now....
Distribution: Want. Take. Have. Just tell me where it's going first, and PLEASE give me the credit.
Disclaimer: So I'm crawling along the edge of James' Marsters roof, knife in between my teeth, alright? Because, this fabulous idea came to me- an idea where I could get a piece of James without having him. So, I sneak into his bedroom where he's tucked under the covers---if only I could lift up the cover a little, I think as I hold up the knife. I'd give a whole new meaning to getting a piece of ass--James suddenly lets out a high-pitched gurly scream, and before I know it, Joss is over here, crying like the little girl he is and screaming "SAY IT SITA! SAY IT!" I groan, "BTVS belongs to you. ME. And UPN." Guess Joss' will be the only ass I'll be seeing for awhile....
AN: Vette-I didn't know whether to put this on ffnet or spuffyarchives, so I'll put it on both. Thanks so much for your review! It really touched me knowing my writing to relate to someones life like that!
Chapter Seven: The Naked Truth
The loud buzzing of the alarm woke Buffy the next morning, and she groaned, her hand slapping the off button on the offending object. And, groggily she threw the covers off of the bed, sliding off of it herself, her feet hitting the soft carpet by her bed. And, gathering a pair of light blue hip-hugging jeans, a white lacy shirt, and clean undergarments, she headed for the bathroom.
Her eyes half closed, the still half-asleep Buffy walked over to the bathroom throwing open to the door....only to come face to face with a naked Spike. Her eyes immediately widened as she started to back up, and in the process of backing up knocking her head against the wall, while trying to keep her eyes away from his penis.
Spike's eyes widened as well, his hands reaching for his groin, cupping it in his hands and turning around.
"Bloody buggerin' hell!" He cursed. "Get out!"
She did just that, scrambling out of the bathroom and into her room at the speed of lighting, slamming the door behind her. And, she made a quick decision to swear of her morning shower for a day, throwing on her clothes and pulling her hair into a tight ponytail. She than headed for her mother's bathroom to brush her teeth. Giles and her mother always left early for work.
Than, walking back into her room, she woke Drusilla. The brunette teen always liked to sleep in later than the blonde, usually taking a shower the night before instead of in the mornings.
And, the rest of the morning, Buffy tried to avoid Spike, and for the first time in ages, she couldn't wait to get to school.
****
"You saw Spike's penis?!" Cordelia's voice seemed to echo throughout the hallway and Buffy covered the brunettes mouth her eyes wide.
"Could you say it any louder?" She took her hand away, placing it on her hip.
"Sorry it's just...." Cordelia looked back up at Buffy. "What did it look like? Was it big? Was it small? Was it fat? Thin?"
"Cordelia!" Buffy started to turn red at the thought of seeing the bleached-blonde's groin. "Stop.....And I didn't get that good of a look. So just, ewwww. I mean, he just didn't lock the door and I was half asleep. He should of locked the door."
"I wanna see Spike's penis." Cordelia said, her lower lip jutting out in a pout.
"Okay first thing ewwwwww. And second....well there isn't a second. Just ewwww. And please stop." Buffy covered her face with her hands, shaking her head. Before, putting her hands back at her side and looking back at Cordelia. "I knew I shouldn't of told you."
"You should of took a picture."
"Took a picture of what?" Anya approached from behind the duo, her purple book-bag slung over her left shoulder, and her Geometry book held in her hand.
"Spike's penis!" Cordelia looked at Anya as if it was the most obvious answer.
"What the bloody hell?" Drusilla approached from behind. "Are you guys talking about Will's penis?"
"No-" Buffy started, but was cut off by an over-excited Cordelia.
"Yes!"
Buffy covered her face with her hands once again, "God help me."
"Why?" Drusilla looked disgusted at the thought of the three talking about her brother's groin.
"Buffy walked in on him when he was naked this morning." Cordelia spoke.
"I didn't mean to, I said that!" Buffy's face was the color of a tomato by now. Her cheeks burning with embarrassment.
Drusilla looked at Buffy, a look of repulsiveness on her face, "Were you bragging about it?"
"No! I just told Cordy about how I accidentally did and how embarrassed I was and stuff. And she turns it into a whole blab-fest. I told her to keep her mouth shut." Buffy groaned.
"Keep whose mouth shut about what?" Willow walked up to the group, a bright smile on her face.
"Buffy walked in while Spike was naked." Cordelia immediately filled Willow in.
"Someone kill me now." Buffy groaned, her hands covering her flushed face once again.
****
Saturday approached rather quickly, and Buffy was glad for a break from the hellish week back from Christmas break she'd have. Well, hellish besides the fact Riley Finn had asked her out on a date.
She hadn't spoken to Spike since Monday morning, or Tuesday....if you count him cursing at her to get out of the bathroom talking. The embarrassed teens hadn't spoken of the incident nor to each other, well basically from none other than....embarrassment.
And, finally the day she had been waiting for all week was here. For, it was the day she would be going out on a date with Riley.
The whole afternoon had been spent getting ready for the big event. And, by 6:30 her hair was curled, dark make-up applied, her tight black leather skirt that barely reached mid-thigh along with a lace up red strapless shirt and high heeled boots in place, making her look simply stunning....Or to put it more frankly, just plain hot.
Her mother and Giles were out doing who-knows-what, so Buffy had been free to wear and do what she wanted for the afternoon, thankful that her mom wasn't around to comment on her riskay clothing or the guy she was going on a date with. And, thankfully, Drusilla didn't mind spending the evening watching Dawn either. Spike, well he was out practicing with the Dingoes, another thing for her to not deal with. So, everything was perfect. Nothing could ruin this night. Right? Right.
And, just as she was walking down the stairs, at precisely 7 P.M., the door bell rang. Buffy immediately opened it, smiling up at her date who was decked in khaki slacks and a plain white t-shirt.
"Buffy...." He spoke, his voice trailing off. "You look amazing."
"Thanks." She smiled, blushing from his compliment. "You look great yourself."
"Thanks." He smiled. "So I was thinking we'd go the Bronze. Or would you like to eat first, then go to the Bronze?"
"Bronze sounds fine. I'm not very hungry." She replied.
He nodded, holding out his arm for her to take, which she did. Yet, right before leaving she called up the stairs "DRU! I'M LEAVING!"
"OKAY!" Was the reply yelled back.
And the two headed off to the Bronze for a night of fun.
****
Ten minutes later, the duo entered the Bronze, Buffy again holding onto Riley's arm as she took in her surroundings of the familiar club, looking to see if she could spy any familiar faces. She didn't see any. But, what did catch her eye was the large crowd gathered around a table off to the right. Buffy just shrugged it off looking up at Riley.
"Wanna dance?"
He smiled, "I was just gonna ask you the same question."
A slow song immediately came on, and Buffy was glad for it, as Riley pulled her close. And, the two started swaying to the music.....until....
"What the BLOODY HELL are you wearing?"
Buffy's eyes snapped open, "Spike?"
His eyes were narrowed as he took in Buffy's extremely short skirt and very revealing shirt, her outfit left very little to the imagination. "Yes. And I said, what the BLOODY HELL are you wearing?"
"Since when do you care?"
"Since you became family." He hissed, grabbing her by the arm, and trying to drag her away from Riley.
"Hey man, what the hell are you doing?" Riley, put his hand on Buffy's shoulder, pulling her back, yet pausing for a second. "Aren't you that guy from the Dingoes?"
"Yeah." He rolled his eyes at Riley. "Now if you'll excuse us...."
"You can leave my girlfriend alone." Riley hissed, taking a menacing step towards Spike and towering over him by at least a foot.
Spike shrugged, stepping around Riley and grabbing Buffy by the arm.
"I said leave her alone." Riley pushed Spike off of Buffy.
"Okay. STOP!" Buffy yelled, getting in between the two before a fight could break out. "Please. Just, PLEASE don't fight."
"Well, he's out her basically trying to grab your ass." Spike hissed, turning towards Riley. "Touch her and you're dead."
"What are you going to do about it?" Riley narrowed his eyes dangerously, looking over Buffy's head and at Spike.
"Oh, so you're admitting your a bloody disrespectful pig who just wants a piece of ass?" Spike growled.
Getting extremely angry, Riley roughly shoved Buffy out of the way, promptly knocking her unconscious and diving for Spike. A crowd had gathered around them at this point. Most of them chanting "Spike!" as a fight broke out, and Riley dove in for a punch, hitting Spike in the eye. Spike growled angrily.
And, angered that the dumb asshole had just knocked Buffy unconscious Spike promptly kicked Riley in the groan, sending the teenager to his knee's in pain. Spike quickly rushed to Buffy's Spike, cradling her head in his lap.
"Buffy? Buffy?"
Most of the female occupants of the Bronze watched in jealousy as Spike tried to take care of Buffy. He ever heard one whisper "I wish that was me." And he groaned. He *really* needed to get out of her.
So, picking Buffy up in his arms, he walked over to where his friends and bandmates still were.
"Lets get out of here." He said, looking back and realizing Riley was standing up again.
And, rushing out of the Bronze. The five piled in to Oz's van, Buffy still unconscious and Spike deathly worried.
"Dude," Xander spoke. "I think we need to take her to the hospital."
"Then go!" Spike yelled. "Now!"
TBC....Hope you enjoyed the chapter. PLEASE REVIEW........hehehhe, can't wait. My b-day is finally coming up next Mon! YAY! hehehe. lol.