Chapter 3: The Evil Red Visitor

It dark, blood red and every single place he looked was red. "Blood?" asked Kenshin as the human made liquid oozed from above him and fell in his hands. "Oro?" he asked, as the blood slowly dripped down, covering him in a red liquid, as it encased him, slowly...slowly...slowly...

Kenshin's eyes shot open as she sat straight up in he futon, wincing as she did. Shaking her head, Kenshin blinked then looked up at the green ceiling.

She looked over down at her hands that had been clutched over her abdomen. "What...is this pain sessha is feeling?" she blinked, looked at the sheets and saw a bright red spot on the covers. "SEESHA IS BLEEDING!" shouted Kenshin, waving her arms around. "Wait...sessha is bleeding?"

"Bleedingggggggggggggggg" said a voice from nowhere.

Kenshin looked around and blinked. She stood up to futher inspect where the bleeding was coming from. Thats when Kenshin's blood curdling scream peirced the silence of the dojo.

Kaoru looked up from her tea, nearly dropping it as she turned her head. "That sounded like Kenshin!" Putting the tea down, she gathered up the ends of her kimono and started to run toward the room where Kenshin was. When she opened the door, she saw Kenshin looking down at his hands and upon hearing her, looked up.

Kaoru blinked and walked toward Kenshin. "Kenshin, what happened...I heard you scream...and..." she looked down and saw a red spot on the covers.

"Kaoru-dono...what is wrong with sessha...sessha is dying, isn't he...she?" said Kenshin, looking through her fingers. "Kaoru-dono?"

Kaoru tried to stop the on coming giggles from escaping her mouth. Poor clueless Kenshin. He had...rather she had just gotten his...HER! Period!

"Kaoruuu-donooo." whined Kenshin.

Kaoru burst out laughing. How could Kenshin, with his age not know of this? Let's name the reason. 1, Kenshin was too busy killing people to really get to know a woman's body. 2, he was Kenshin. 3? Was there a three? Kaoru smiled as she saw how horrified Kenshin looked and began to talk. "Well Kenshin, it looks as though you have your..."

Kenshin leaned in very slowly and her ears perked up. "Oro?"

Kaoru shouted in her ear. "PERIOD!"

Kenshin wailed. Ah, so she did know about it. Kaoru raised an eyebrow. "Uh..."

"Sessha...has his--" Kenshin was cut off short by Kaoru who shook a finger.

"You're a girl now Kenshin, remember?"

Kenshin sighed again. "Sessha has HER period then?" she asked.

Kaoru nodded. "Oh! I can't believe this! Kenshin got her period!" Kaoru grew big chibi eyes and sniffed, bringing a tissue which just randomly appeared from nowhere up to her eyes. "This will be a day...I will always remember!"

Kenshin sweatdropped. "Kaoru-dono, the blood?" She pointed to the bright red spot on the futon. "What do we do about the blood?"

Kaoru thought. "Well Kenshin. I guess your do for a visit to Miss Megumi. Why don't we just put the sheets in the river and acted like nothing happened!"

Kenshin sighed. "If you say so, Kaoru-dono." and they were off to Miss Megumi's for a little visit!

Kenshin looked around and saw little kids crying all over the place. "MOMMY!!" shouted one as she waved her hands around and whined. Then she sneezed and a snot ball oozed out her nose and fell on her kimono. She cried and waved her arms around even more.

Kenshin was sitting next to a little boy who was currently picking his nose and looked at Kenshin, flinging the booger at him. "Hey lady, wanna get a room with me?" The kids mother whacked her son over the head as she led him out of the doctor's office.

Kenshin heard her name being called, and winced as Megumi called her, "Ms. Himura."Kenshin got up, Kaoru trailing behind her and humming along like the day wouldn't get any more stranger.

As the door closed behind, Megumi turned around and smiled at Kenshin. "Kenshin!" she said.

Kenshin sat on the bed in the center of the room. "How are you?" she asked. Kenshin nodded a little bit scared at what Megumi was going too do. "So Kaoru, whats wrong with Sir Ken?" Kaoru smirked at Kenshin who was staring at her with fear in her eyes. "KENSHIN GOT HER PERIOD!"

Megumi blinked and turned toward Kenshin, animeish tears coming down her face. "Is this true, Sir Ken?!"

"Uh...yes, very true. Sessha has got his..." Kenshin saw Kaoru's evil face, and winced. " Sessha means, her, period, de gazoru yo."

Megumi smiled. . "Well in that case, I will have to run some tests...Kenshin...would you mind turning over for me?"

"Aww...its not that bad Kenshin. Megumi was really gentle!" said Kaoru, as Kenshin had her head hanging, red hair spilling over her shoulders.

"Sessha feels violated." said Kenshin as she looked away from Kaoru.

"Well I assure you that when we get home, things will be much better! Come on!" She tugged on Kenshin's arm as they ran across the bridge and toward the dojo. "Miss Kaoru! Slow down!" said Kenshin as she tried to keep up in the 3 inch sandels that Kaoru had lent her for the doctor's visit. Kaoru threw back the dojo door and it closed as she and Kenshin entered the main house, dropping the sandels off at the front as Kaoru dragged Kenshin down the hall way to the dining room, as she threw back the wall. Yahiko and Sanosuke were there and they both had their arms folded.

"Took you two long enough." said Sanosuke as he sat up.

Yahiko nodded. "Yeah busu, where were you two?"

Sanosuke folded his arms. "I bet they were out on a date."

Yahiko nodded. "Yup, yup...thats the case."

BAM!

4 bumps were made present on Yahiko's head, and 12 little bumps were on Sanosuke's.

"No you baka's! Me and Kenshin went to take him to the doctor! You won't believe what happened this morning!" said Kaoru smiling.

"Uh...Miss Kaoru. Sessha believes it is wise if we just keep that to our--"

BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

Kenshin was on the floor with swirly eyes, as Kaoru just laughed evily. "She's lost it..." said Sanosuke.

"I think its already been lost." said Yahiko nodding.

"Well, like I was saying. Little 'ole Kenshin here got his period today!"

Yahiko and Sanosuke looked at eachother and burst out laughing. "KENSHIN!?" shouted Sanosuke.

A vein popped popped out of Kaoru's head as she whacked them again. "You baka's! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT KENSHIN IS NO LONGER A GUY!? BUT A GIRL!?" Yahiko sucked his teeth, making a "Tch." sound, and Sanosuke just raised his eyebrows. "Oh yah, I forgot. Shot!"

Yet, Kenshin still remained on the floor, bumps all over his head...unoticed at all...