Chapter 4: Shopping

Kenshin sighed as Kaoru had dragged him out of the house saying that they needed time to bond as "females". Kenshin's reply was. "Sessha does not want to act like a female. Sessha would like to be turned back into a male, that is…Kaoru-dono! Please, no! We should go that way! I can't hop rocks in this kimono…please Kaoru-dono? Sessha knows you told…him…her not to say that she is a he, but…sessha tries, Kaoru-dono!"

Of course, Kenshin was almost in tears before Kaoru decided to go the long way and not hop rocks across toward town for a shortcut.

Another thing the two girls had done. Turn Kenshin into a complete sissy. Kenshin was getting used to these new changes along with new hormones. Kenshin had also been getting used to his new body parts. Trying to sleep upright was extremely hard without putting your face in these two lumps that were present on your chest 24/7. Kenshin had also refused to look at herself by saying. "Sessha feels that he…Kaoru-dono! Please don't look at me like that…I'm sorry Kaoru-dono!" Kenshin also found out that being female had its perks.

He was actually quite faster than he was when he was a guy, but of course, with these lumps in the way, it was actually hard to hit the target without mushing your arm against them or something.

Kenshin discovered that old men really liked to hit on him. One day he was walking into town to get some daikon radishes and the next thing you know, a perverted old man is saying, "Hey lil missy, wanna come home with lil 'ole daddy here?" Kenshin of course had no idea what to say and replied with a, "Sessha has to be going home sir…" The old man refused to leave him alone and walked up to Kenshin. The old man was shorter than Kenshin, surprisingly, and Kenshin was standing there, tofu in hand, when he felt the old man put a hand on his breasts Kenshin made a loud, "ORO!?" and something in Kenshin's mind snapped, and POW!

Old man goes flying into the sky and out of Kenshin's way. Its called female instincts Kenshin dear!

Now he was being dragged to buy new clothes. He asked "Kaoru-dono" why he couldn't just wear her old clothing and she said something about him being stubborn and that he would go no matter what he said, or how much he protested. They were in town within a matter of minutes thanks to Kenshin's fail proof plan. They went to a shop called. "Jin's Dream Weaver's" courtesy of Kaoru who recommended it.

"Hello and welcome to Dream Weaver's, how may I help you!?" shouted a girl, way too happy to be human.

"Hello. I'm Kamiya Kaoru; I'm here with my friend shopping. She doesn't know a thing about shopping for woman's clothes!" Kaoru and the crazy girl who was way to happy to be human both laughed and Kaoru's lame joke.

"Sessha doesn't find it funny. Sessha does not want to be here." Said Kenshin, glaring at Kaoru who hit Kenshin's shoulder playfully.

"Give me something that will look with that wonderful violet eye color she has!" said Kaoru,

"First let me take your measurements!" said the girl…let's call her Fran! That sounds like an ugly sales girl name!

Kenshin glared at Kaoru who gave him a thumbs up as the girl took measurements. "Wow, you're a skinny one!" Kenshin rolled his eyes as FRAN THE UGLY SALES GIRL took his measurements.

"WELL DARLING! I HAVE JUST THE THING FOR SUCH A FWINE YOUNG LADY!" shouted Fran.

Kenshin watched as the lady went behind the dressing room doors and into a dark room.
"Sessha hates everyone." Said Kenshin as he got dressed in his regular gi and hakama. "Sessha does not want foreign clothes on his back, de gazoru yo!"

Fran came back. "Here you go!" she handed what was a blue silk kimono made of the finest silk worm silky silk stuff (What am I talking about??) as she pushed Kenshin into a dressing room and drew the dressing board to cover him. "Go on! Get dressed!" shouted Fran, as she and Kaoru engaged in a conversation about what would look good on Kenshin.

"Oro??" Kenshin held up the kimono as he turned it around to face him. "The things…sessha does for the people he loves."

"Oh yes! This would look…BEAUTIFUL!!" screamed Fran as she and Kaoru laughed and laughed.

"Uh…"

Fran and Kaoru turned around and saw Kenshin. "OH MY GOD! LIKE!" Fran ran over to Kenshin and started playing with his hair. "ITS SO CUTE!" she shouted in his ear as he winced.

"Uh…sessha believes its on right, Kaoru-dono."

"Yes! YOU LOOK SO PRETTY!" She hugged Kenshin. "Alright! Now let's go to the Akabeko! THANK YOU FRAN! SAY THANK YOU TO THE NICE LADY KENSHIN!" shouted Kaoru, smiling an evil glare…and such.

"Thank you, Fran-dono." Said Kenshin, sighing.

Kenshin walked out of the store following Kaoru. "That was fun! Wasn't it Kenshin?"

Kenshin didn't say anything, but started to walk away toward the Akabeko. "Hey Kenshin! Wait up!"

"Kaoru-dono." Said Kenshin as he chewed some of his rice.

"Yes Kenshin?" asked Kaoru as she happily poured a load of sauce that was a clear color onto her rice.

"Sessha feels a little uncomfortable." He said, looking elsewhere

"What do you mean uncomfortable? Is the kimono too tight?" asked Kaoru. "We could go back and you could get a refitting…"

"That's not what sessha's means Kaoru-dono, de gazoru yo…" Kenshin's face was heating up.

DAMN HORMONES!

"Well Kenshin, what's wrong?" Kaoru put her bowl of rice down.

"Sessha's back hurts…and its getting really bad right now…is this something that happens to females, Kaoru-dono?" Kenshin was blushing and was about as red a tomato as he put the bowl of rice down.

"Oh…OH! Kenshin isn't anything to be embarrassed about, it happens to all females. I just realized I didn't get through telling you about your period yet…" she moved over to sit next to Kenshin, smiling. "Okay. Well what your experiencing right now is called a cramp. Cramps…go on right before your period. You use pads or tampons to soak the blood up. Are you following so far Kenshin?" Kaoru looked at the pale Kenshin.

"I take that as a yes." She went on. "You also have something called PMS also known as Pre Menstrual Syndrome in which you go through mood swings and get cravings, and all that other good crap. That's pretty much it…" Kaoru smiled at him. "Well Kenshin, let's get going…Kenshin?"

Poor Kenshin had already passed out from what Kaoru had told him.