Chapter 6: Sailor Cheese

Oh yes. Angry was Kenshin. So angry he, he was just angry enough to turn into Battousai. And you know how angry Kenshin got when he was evil Battousai Kenshin! Dun Dun Dunnnnn…

It was one thing for you to tell Kenshin that a boat of little children was about to be captured by pirates, heck; he would've been up in an instant. But for you to wake him up out of this peaceful dream sleep, and he had cramps hurting like hell was another thing. You just don't mess with a PMSing Kenshin.

That's when Kenshin went crazy. He had first asked the old fat man, "Why are you doing this?" and the old fat man had said, "Aahahahahaaa!! What are you going to do about it little missy?" and Kenshin didn't say anything, but looked to the floor. The old man twirled his freaking gay rod with a star on top and pointed it at Kenshin, as it took a full 5 minutes to charge up and then the rod emitted a slow attack of small cheeses that were flying at Kenshin at the rate of a turtle. And this actually hit people?

Kenshin merely stepped aside, the golden glint was still in his eyes as he did and it seemed to only get worse. The gay man tried again and he twirled around yelling, "Cheeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee POWER, MAKE UP!" The rod flew up into the sky and the old fat gay man changed was lifted into the sky, as his clothes flew from him and he landed on the ground complete in a sailor moon fuku.

The wind had blown Kenshin's bangs into complete disarray and one bang completely hid the left side of his face. He glared at the guy who had begun his speech saying. "I am Sailor Cheese! I shall eat all cheese! And triumph over all evil that oppose cheese! And that means you." His hands were in that complicated sailor moon type stance, as his hair had mysteriously grown longer.

Kenshin glared at the man and took out the sakabatou. "Sessha told you too leave…and now…YOU SHALL PAY!" SHING! The old man was quick, eh? He was able to block Kenshin's hit that was coming straight down for him. Kenshin rounded off to the side, and struck again, this time Kenshin got a hit and chopped the Sailor Cheese's hair off. Sailor Cheese shouted, "Cheese Star Attack!" Cheeses in the shapes of star flew at the wand at the rate of turtle speed as Kenshin jumped at the man and shouted. "Ryuu Tsui Sen!"

BAM!

The old fat man de-transformed, the gay wand had shattered and laid next to him as the collapsed the floor. Usually Kenshin would sheath his sword but not this time.

So the fat old man who had been gaying the towns square up was lying on the floor with his gay little wand that was in shatters. He was reduced to nothing but a cripple on the floor. But no, Kenshin decided that was not enough. So in an attempt to further let out his anger, Kenshin made it his own business to whack the old fat guy a couple of times just for the hell of it. The old fat gay man lay crumpled up on the floor, as Kenshin had beat him in the head with the hilt of the sakabatou.

"YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU MADE SESSHA DO!" shouted Kenshin, as the old man started to bleed severely. Of course, everyone was paying too much attention to the usually calm Kenshin gone insane.

Then police officer was telling Kenshin it was okay and that he could go home now but no, Kenshin decked the poor police officer too, as NEPM watched as he left. "I think he was just having a really bad day." Said a police trainee behind him.

Kenshin was walking away and as he did, the yellow glow in his eyes seemed to increase as he disappeared into the shadows.

Everyone was at home, not happily munching on Kaoru's disgusting cooking, when a very pissed looking Kenshin threw the paper rice wall door back. Everyone turned. Ayame, Suzume, Yahiko, Kaoru and Sano. Genkai was letting the girl's sleepover at the house because it was a weekend and they wanted to play with Kenshin. Then, at Kaoru had said hello. Kenshin didn't respond to her warm gesture but walked past everyone and went to the door that led out into the rooms and slammed it behind him, nearly ripping the poor door apart.

"Hey." Said Ayame looking after Kenshin. "What's wrong with Uncle Kenny?"

"Yah! What's wrong with Uncle Kenny." Said Suzume copying what Ayame had just said.

"I don't know," said Kaoru. "Oh well! He'll come around in the morning!"

And with that, everyone went back to eating Kaoru's disgusting cooking.

Meanwhile in Kenshin's dream world…

"Hello Mr. Himura!" shouted a shrill voice.

Angry PMSing Battousai Kenshin looked up at Ayako who was currently very happy because Tama was currently battling "her" demon and couldn't conjure up the magic to make it with Ayako.

"Leave sessha alone, sessha is not in the mood for your stupid antics Ayako. You are the one named Ayako, right?" he asked, still not amused by any one this.

Ayako pretended to cry. "I'm hurt Kenny-chan! You don't want my presence!" she giggled. "Maybe Tama made that part of the spell for PMS too strong…" Ayako said, sitting next too him as her fairy wings stopped flapping and she put her legs under her butt.

"Here…" she said, opening her hands to reveal a blue chocolate chip cookie. "Eat this."

Kenshin glared at the menacing cookie and blandly said, "Sessha doesn't want a cookie. Sessha wants to be alone! LEAVE SESSHA ALONE!"

"Okay, okay!" Ayako set the cookie on Kenshin's lap. "Erm…I'll be going now." And with that Ayako flew away, leaving poor wittle PMSing Kenshin alone.

Kenshin had woken up at around midnight. He sighed, recalling how strange he was acting earlier that day. What did Kaoru-dono call it again? PMS? He though to himself as he got up He got dressed in his normal gi, and hakama, tying it together like Kaoru had shown him to make sure no sign of his "boobs" were showing. A feeling of regret started to make its way into our poor little rurouni as he recalled the day's events. He needed some fresh air, some nice spring air. No need to bring the sakabatou, no one would attack him in such a nice night like this.

Opening the rice paper door, Kenshin started to walk down the dojo's hall, and eventually came to the end of the hallway, where he opened the door and started to walk out toward the dojo door.

"Mm…Kenshin! Your so cute…and manly…" Kaoru grinned to herself and drooled in her sleep. No one ever really saw the assistant master like this and it was a rare sight if they did.

"Mrgh…Kenshin…" More drool made its way down her cheek as she sat up and blinked. "Kenshin?" she said, and rubbed her eyes. That's right; Kenshin had come home pissed off at something and went right to bed. "I'll go see how he's doing."

Kaoru yawned as she pushed the covers to the futon off and opened her rooms' door and closed it behind her. She yawned again as she gathered loose strands of her long hair and then let it go behind her back. She knocked on Kenshin's door and when she heard no answer, she peaked in a bit.

GASP!

Where was Kenshin?! She looked through the closet but alas no Kenshin anywhere. She checked the kitchen, the training room, and the bathroom, everywhere. So this time, Kaoru didn't call on the help of Yahiko and Sanosuke. She would confront Kenshin herself and ask why he had left without telling anyone that he did.

She changed her clothes and put on her normal training clothes that she would use with Yahiko and ran out of the dojo, looking for Kenshin and where he had gone.