Chapter 10: Perverted Dreams

"Shishou? What are you doing here?" Kenshin was obviously surprised by why Hiko Seijuro the 13th, tra la la! Was doing here. "You know baka deshi! That letter put tears in my eyes! You poor thing, you!" Hiko took Kenshin's hand in his and patted it, anime tears streaming down his face. Then he hugged Kenshin. "Don't worry baka deshi, it's alright! Were all here for you!"

Kenshin blinked. "What do you mean by, we?"

Aoshi and Saitou stepped out from behind Hiko. "WE!" The three shouted.

Kenshin blinked. What the heck was going on here? Why was everyone acting so sympathetic?

"That's right Kenshin! Were all here for you!" Saitou smiled. SAITOU SMILED AT KENSHIN!

Aoshi stroked Kenshin's back. "Here…lemme give you a massage, Kenshin!" Aoshi got as far as revealing everything above Kenshin's chest before Kenshin yelled, "STOP!"

He stepped up; pulling the gi tightly around his shoulders and said, "Just what do you think you are doing to sessha!?"

"Kenshin…Kenshin we lurve you…gimme a kiss Kenshin." Said Aoshi walking over to Kenshin and grasping the confused rurouni's shoulders. "Pucker up my dear Kenshin." He said and leaned and that's when Kenshin…

"AHHH!!" Kenshin bolted up and hit something hard in the darkness of his room. Just a dream…only a dream. Thank god…but when did he go to sleep? Was shishou really there? Kenshin rubbed his head and looked around in the darkness. What had he just hit? He heard a small wail, almost like a cry as he heard a familiar voice. Ayako's.

"Dammit Tama, I told you not to hover over him like that! Didn't I tell you the dream would freak him out, you bum!"

Tama rubbed her head and whined yet again. "Mr. Himura, can you hear us?"

"Duh he can hear us, stupid!" Ayako hit Tama in the head and Tama whined again.

"Why does everyone seem to be abusing me today?" she asked. Turning her head to look at Kenshin who's violet eyes she could see in the dark she said, "'Ello Mr. Himura! My name's British Tama!"

Ayako sweat dropped. "Uh…don't mind her Mr. Himura. So, did ya have a nice dream?" she wiggled her eyebrows.

"It was you who made sessha have such a disturbing dream, wasn't it?" said Kenshin, pointing a finger at the innocent looking Ayako.

"Well…actually it was Tama…but yes, I helped! Mr. Himura, you passed out when Hiko-sama appeared!"

So he wasn't dreaming. Hiko Seijuro the 13th, tra la la! Was actually at the dojo, and was actually going to see Kenshin as a woman. Kenshin had a hunch though. It was probably the two of them. Tama and Ayako. They had written a letter to Hiko (tra la la) saying that Kenshin needed him or something.

"Dear Shishou." Began Tama, pulling a long role of parchment. The letter. "Dear Shishou…I regret to inform you that I am dying from a very rare disease! Please come soon, Kenshin!"

Tama laughed. "And we put a spell on it to make him seem convinced that it was you!"

Ayako nodded. "Quite a brilliant plan if I say so myself!" She grinned at Kenshin, who was obviously getting…what was this? TEARS!? This was the first time that Kenshin had shed tears on them!

"Why…why sniff must you do th-this sniff sniff to sessshaaaaaa?" Kenshin burst into tears and Ayako looked at Tama who sighed, sweat dropped and put a hand to her face, sliding it through her bangs and shaking her head.

Ayako smiled nervously at the crying Kenshin. She rubbed his back and said, "There there. It's all right. We came here Mr. Himura to tell you that the spell is going to be reversed quicker than you thought! Turn's out, Tama has another alternate spell fixer upper thingy…thingy…"

Tama gave Ayako a nervous look and shook her head. "Erm…what's wrong Tama?"

Tama giggled nervously. "I've…lost the alternative also…"

"YOU WHAT?!" shouted Ayako, nearly strangling the poor girl.

Why were all of these people get in the dojo, and for what reason? Aoshi, Hiko and Saitou. They were all sitting in the kitchen of the Kamiya dojo. First Hiko had arrived then Saitou came by with a note that was written in Kenshin's handwriting and then is was Aoshi who had said that he wanted to see Kenshin.

Kaoru looked at the 3 strange occupants. Hiko was currently singing a happy tone! Saitou was staring…at nothing in particular and Aoshi was causally leaning against the wall.

"Hiko, just what on earth are you doing here?" asked Kaoru, looking at Hiko.

Hiko just grinned. Something was obviously up to see Hiko grin…like that. He sipped some sake and breathed a sigh of content. "I just came to see how my favorite baka-deshi was doing." He said, smiling and getting happy chibi eyes.

Everyone sweat dropped. "Your…favorite baka-deshi?" asked Sanosuke, raising an eyebrow.

That's when they heard two girls scream. "AYAKO! GET OUT OF HIS FREAKIN WAY! KENSHIN HAS GONE INSANE!"

They ran by the kitchen just soon enough to stop and run toward the cooking area. Kenshin was chasing after them, sakabatou in hand as Tama was currently on the highest shelf and Ayako was on top of another shelf opposite her. Kenshin was walking toward the two girls who were currently arguing from across the room as Kenshin glared at Ayako.

"SESSHA HAS HAD ENOUGH!" shouted Kenshin as Tama jumped from the shelf and onto Sanosuke's head, then Aoshi's, Saitou's and finally Hiko, when she turned around Kenshin had jumped over the table and was currently going to slash her in half, Tama dodged to the left as Ayako fled through a rice paper window. "YOU PUNK!" shouted Tama, following Ayako as she jumped over Kenshin and landed on the sink.

"Baka-deshi! Just what do you think you're doing!?"

Kenshin turned around and saw that he wasn't dreaming. "Shi…shou…so Tama-dono was right…why…must they do this…to sessha…"

And with that, Kenshin fainted once again!