Chapter 11: Letters

"My baka-deshi…a woman?" Ever since the letters that Ayako and Tama had devised and been ripped up, and the spell that had been placed on each of them were gone. Aoshi was currently still confused about how he had gotten to the dojo when just a moment ago he was currently doing something with Misao. Something I shall not say for little children might be reading this, tee hee. Saitou was…well Saitou wasn't really doing anything. He had been sleeping in his office for a moment of peace and quiet. Now, they were all gathered in this cramp little room of the Kamiya dojo, Kenshin currently on the floor, with swirly eyes, and Kaoru had just gotten through explaining everything from the first time Kenshin woke up and found out he was a girl, she skipped the part about getting his period and then went straight to the part about Tama and Ayako.

Saitou obviously being the…well, just being himself thought of the perfect blackmail. When Kenshin woke up, he would use his position of authority and say that he could charge Kenshin with being…a girl? …what?

Aoshi on the other hand was taking the news fairly calmly. He had said that it was nothing big, for odd stuff always happened at the dojo. Kaoru glared at him and he received a bokken to the head. When Kenshin finally did awake, he still had the sakabatou in hand was met with identical glances from Hiko and Aoshi. Saitou's was that of confusion, amusement, laughter (??) and blackmail (!?). It took a while for our not to bright at times Kenshin to figure out what was going on. Finally it struck him, and he shouted "ORO!? SHISHOU!?"

No one said anything for a little while before Hiko took a sing of his sake and looked at his appetence. "Baka-deshi." He began and took another swig of sake and gave a sigh of satisfaction. "Shishou?" Kenshin responded.

"BAKA-DESHI! HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL YOUR MASTER ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?" shouted Hiko in a very un-Hiko Seijuro the 13th (tra la la) manor. It just so happens, Kenshin didn't want to tell Hiko about this…change that had happened in fear of what might happen. Kenshin wasn't a wuss…but sometimes…he just couldn't tell his "shishou" everything that happened to him.

Then it was Saitou's turn. "Well, well, well. This is something I never expected to see." He took off his policeman's hat. "The Hitokiri Battousai as a girl."

Kenshin gritted his teeth. He did not need any crude comments from the Mibu Wolf right about now. What he wanted to do was get Ayako and Tama to turn him back for they were getting very annoying. He was okay with them in the beginning, saying how they would turn him back, but now, Kenshin's girl bitch mode was coming into effect, and he wanted to just wrap his arms around Tama or Ayako for that matter and strangle on of them.

"Look at him, in his own world again. Or should I say her?"

Kenshin looked at the ceiling and closed his eyes, passing out, once again.

"Tama…" said Ayako. She and Tama were currently flying through the sky on a purple chocobo.

"Yah?" asked Tama.

"Please remind me why we cursed Yahiko again?" she asked.

Tama blinked. "No we didn't…"

"Yes we did." Said Ayako.

"Doh…your right." Said Tama as the chocobo flew through the sky, purple feathers flying every which way.

"Hm…maybe we should go talk to him when he goes to sleep tonight!" said Ayako, smiling at Tama who grinned.

"Well…I guess it couldn't hurt." Tama gave the chocobo a soft kick and the chocobo yelled, "KWEH!" and sped down toward the dojo.

"Little Yahiko!"

"Huh? Tsubame!?" yelled Yahiko, running to his lurverrrr. (Don't ask 0)

"Little Yahiko!"

"Wait Tsubame!"

Tsubame turned around and saw Yahiko running toward her. "Oh…little Yahiko…how I love you do!"

The two embraced in a warm hug when Yahiko opened his eyes and saw that he was about to kiss Tsubame that his head was indeed in a bust of a woman. "AH!" Jumping back he saw it was…she. One of those two girls that had cursed him with this…retarded fate. Tama. Tama laughed. Yahiko was at lost for words and was as red as a turkey! (??). That comment made no sense what so ever, but whatever. "JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU DOING, BUSU!?" he yelled.

A vein popped of Tama's head. "BUSU!? I'LL SHOW YOU BUSU YOU LITTLE…"

"TAMA!" shouted a voice from behind her. "I never said to beat up, Yahiko! I just said to tell him what we told Kenshin! I NEVER SAID TO DRESS UP LIKE TSUMABE EITHER!"

Ayako.

"Dammit Ayako…always ruining my fun. Anyhow, yes, what did we want to tell Yahiko again?"

Ayako nearly fell backwards from the stupidity of her friend. "About how long…he's gonna be a girl, remember?"

"Oh yah! Well Yahiko, we have good news…sorta…all right! The news isn't good at all. Bluntly…to put it is…your going to have to spend 3 months as a girl…" Tama scratched her cheek as Yahiko got up, holding a real sword? (Where'd that come from?)

"You mean to tell me, that you turn me into a girl for your own stupid busu reasons…AND NOW YOU CAN'T TURN ME BACK!?" yelled Yahiko.

Tama looked at Ayako and they both nodded. "That's about it." Said Ayako.

"ARGH!!" Yahiko ran after them shouting. "YOU DIE BUSU'S BOTH OF YOU!!"

The next morning…

Kenshin sighed. Now that Saitou and Hiko knew, every time they looked at Kenshin Hiko could only say, "No one but my baka-deshi," while Saitou would just snort and walk on. Aoshi had left a long time ago because unlike the rest of the occupants in the dojo, he valued his sanity. Hiko left a little while after saying that things in the dojo were too insane and he needed his mountain home, and Saitou had just left because he still had his police job to attend too. This…was a great relief for Kenshin.

A week after everyone left, policeman NEPM came to the dojo with urgent news. "I have a letter for Mr. Himura!" shouted the NEPM as he knocked on the dojo doors and Kenshin looked up from his laundry and went to go retrieve the letter from policeman NEPM. Kenshin opened the letter after NEPM left and in the messiest Kanji known to man he read it:

Dear Mr. Himura,

It me and Tamaaaaaa. Good news! Tama found the reversal effect for the spell! We'll be coming around noon tomorrow! But make sure completely alone, that's the only way we'll be able to reverse it!

Lots and Lots of love!

Tama and Ayako!

Kenshin blinked. This was spur of the moment, should he go? Well, Kenny-chan had no choice. If it was going to turn him back into a guy and end this madness, he decided that he should go.