In the first chapter, Link had a dream that he was with Gannondorf, in a cave, while Gannondorf was attending an AA meeting.

As Link was stressed out from the most recent dream, he talked to Saria about what he should do. Then, the same night, he had another dream. This one was about Gannondorf trying to wipe out the population of Hyrule. (He doesn't know when to give up, does he?) Link was strolling around Hyrule field, riding on Epona. (This is in the dream.) All of a sudden, Link saw nerdy terdy Gannondork near Gerudo's Fortress. Link wasn't really in the mood to save the world today because he didn't fell like kicking whimpy dorko butt. Well, he isn't called the hero of time for nothing. Link raced over towards the crosroads to the Fortress and Lake Hylia. Gannondork noticed Link and started shreiking like a dying squid, or something like that. Link raised his bow and shot dorko in the...um...spot. "AHHHHHHH!" He yelled out in a furious boom. "Ouch, that must of hurt a lot. Good thing he knows how to take care of himself!" Link strolled away in the distance while dorko was crying in pain as he fled towards the desert. The six sages caught up with him once more and put him back in his miserable realm for another 5,000,000,000,000,000,000 years.


!!The End!!