Reluctant Brothers
The Fourth Part Of The Twits' Tales
By Katz-Sama
Katz: Thank you my adoring Fans! Wait, scratch that o_o; I'd like to thank you all anyway, so here is the fourth chapter of what will be a long, annoying, stupid, funny, and utterly adorable story.
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Sesshoumaru could hear Anita and InuYasha screaming at each other from the other side of the palace, and he couldn't help but go into giggle fits about it. Sure, it would be quiet and they'd just talk normal for thirty seconds, then something would break, or InuYasha would scream.
Anita: Go to your chamber and don't leave unless your father comes for you.
InuYasha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-gets thirsty and drinks some water- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sesshoumaru eventually hurt his side in cackling fits of laughter before InuYasha stormed in stuffing a slipper into his mouth and holding his arms behind his back.
Sesshoumaru: Erf! Merf! Meeeep! Affgh! Helfmn Ifn Hfte!!!!
InuYasha: Muahahahaha!
Sesshoumaru eventually broke free and was able to spit out the slipper.
Sesshoumaru: Stoopid little brother! Stuffing old slippers in my mouth, that's why you get in trouble kid! When you grow up, you're going to be a worthless hanyou who's going to get in a lot of trouble!
InuYasha: TAKE IT BACK!
Next thing you know, they tackled each other and were yanking on each other's hair and ears and kicking each other in the stomach. Just in time, their father storms in grabbing InuYasha by the scruff of his neck.
Father: What did you do now?
InuYasha: Dad, It was that kid OniGumo, it was his fault! He-
Father: Who the heck is OniGumo?
InuYasha: A Village kid who-
Father: I know all the children and adults in the village. There is no OniGumo.
InuYasha: Meep?
Father: InuYasha, leave your brother alone.
InuYasha: You like Sesshoumaru best!
Father: I Came in here and watched you try to STUFF A SLIPPER into his MOUTH and Yank on his hair!
InuYasha: Yes, but-
Father: I don't care! Get moving! Chop, Chop!
InuYasha: Nyah, whatdidIdotodeservethis.
Father: MARCH!
Father and InuYasha left the room then and Sesshoumaru had then bust into dying laughter. On his grave it would read 'Sesshoumaru-San Prince of the Western Lands: Died of laughter after his father and brother got in a fight'
Sesshoumaru: Oh man! This is too funny!
Miroku: What happened!?
Sesshoumaru looked out the window, there stood Miroku and Kikyo, eager to find out what InuYasha did wrong now. Sesshoumaru told them that there is no OniGumo, how InuYasha got in trouble, and how their father reacted, everyone began cracking up, with the exception of InuYasha who was only one floor above them and also looking out the window.
InuYasha: Ah, stuff a slipper in your mouths.
Sesshoumaru: I think you already did that for me, little brother.
InuYasha: Whatever, just leave me alone.
Sesshoumaru: I would have before, but you tried to gag me like a hostage or something.
InuYasha: Hostage Situation? Why you-
InuYasha was leaning out the window to see Sesshoumaru below and now he had slipped out and fallen down into a tree
InuYasha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH-smash-
Everyone: Ouch.-cringe-
InuYasha: Don't just stand there and spit at the ground, GET ME OUTTA HEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!
Sesshoumaru: Why, you are one with nature now, InuYasha, why not take time to meditate. -imitates what Miroku might say-
Miroku: Something tells me that you're mocking me, Sesshoumaru.
Sesshoumaru's eyes grew big and dark and wet and he sniffled like a little kid.
Sesshoumaru: No! Why would I EVER do that? Muahahahaha!
Miroku had now thrown a stick at Sesshoumaru bonking him on the head
Sesshoumaru: OW! What was that for!? That hurt you stupid monk! Why did you do that!?
Miroku: For being an idiot!
InuYasha began laughing and the branches of the tree creaked
InuYasha: Uh oh.
Suddenly, the branches gave way and InuYasha splat face first into the ground.
InuYasha: ow.
Anita had walked behind Sesshoumaru and stared wide-eyed at InuYasha, who made a crater in the front lawn.
Anita: I don't want to know.
Sesshoumaru: Ask me about it when you need a good laugh, or when you get old and are about to die.
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Katz: Whoo! You can probably see that InuYasha's fall into the ground could also have been the first 'Sit' InuYasha's going to need an ice pack for that one o_o; Anyway, tune in next time!
The Fourth Part Of The Twits' Tales
By Katz-Sama
Katz: Thank you my adoring Fans! Wait, scratch that o_o; I'd like to thank you all anyway, so here is the fourth chapter of what will be a long, annoying, stupid, funny, and utterly adorable story.
**********************************************************
Sesshoumaru could hear Anita and InuYasha screaming at each other from the other side of the palace, and he couldn't help but go into giggle fits about it. Sure, it would be quiet and they'd just talk normal for thirty seconds, then something would break, or InuYasha would scream.
Anita: Go to your chamber and don't leave unless your father comes for you.
InuYasha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-gets thirsty and drinks some water- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sesshoumaru eventually hurt his side in cackling fits of laughter before InuYasha stormed in stuffing a slipper into his mouth and holding his arms behind his back.
Sesshoumaru: Erf! Merf! Meeeep! Affgh! Helfmn Ifn Hfte!!!!
InuYasha: Muahahahaha!
Sesshoumaru eventually broke free and was able to spit out the slipper.
Sesshoumaru: Stoopid little brother! Stuffing old slippers in my mouth, that's why you get in trouble kid! When you grow up, you're going to be a worthless hanyou who's going to get in a lot of trouble!
InuYasha: TAKE IT BACK!
Next thing you know, they tackled each other and were yanking on each other's hair and ears and kicking each other in the stomach. Just in time, their father storms in grabbing InuYasha by the scruff of his neck.
Father: What did you do now?
InuYasha: Dad, It was that kid OniGumo, it was his fault! He-
Father: Who the heck is OniGumo?
InuYasha: A Village kid who-
Father: I know all the children and adults in the village. There is no OniGumo.
InuYasha: Meep?
Father: InuYasha, leave your brother alone.
InuYasha: You like Sesshoumaru best!
Father: I Came in here and watched you try to STUFF A SLIPPER into his MOUTH and Yank on his hair!
InuYasha: Yes, but-
Father: I don't care! Get moving! Chop, Chop!
InuYasha: Nyah, whatdidIdotodeservethis.
Father: MARCH!
Father and InuYasha left the room then and Sesshoumaru had then bust into dying laughter. On his grave it would read 'Sesshoumaru-San Prince of the Western Lands: Died of laughter after his father and brother got in a fight'
Sesshoumaru: Oh man! This is too funny!
Miroku: What happened!?
Sesshoumaru looked out the window, there stood Miroku and Kikyo, eager to find out what InuYasha did wrong now. Sesshoumaru told them that there is no OniGumo, how InuYasha got in trouble, and how their father reacted, everyone began cracking up, with the exception of InuYasha who was only one floor above them and also looking out the window.
InuYasha: Ah, stuff a slipper in your mouths.
Sesshoumaru: I think you already did that for me, little brother.
InuYasha: Whatever, just leave me alone.
Sesshoumaru: I would have before, but you tried to gag me like a hostage or something.
InuYasha: Hostage Situation? Why you-
InuYasha was leaning out the window to see Sesshoumaru below and now he had slipped out and fallen down into a tree
InuYasha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH-smash-
Everyone: Ouch.-cringe-
InuYasha: Don't just stand there and spit at the ground, GET ME OUTTA HEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!
Sesshoumaru: Why, you are one with nature now, InuYasha, why not take time to meditate. -imitates what Miroku might say-
Miroku: Something tells me that you're mocking me, Sesshoumaru.
Sesshoumaru's eyes grew big and dark and wet and he sniffled like a little kid.
Sesshoumaru: No! Why would I EVER do that? Muahahahaha!
Miroku had now thrown a stick at Sesshoumaru bonking him on the head
Sesshoumaru: OW! What was that for!? That hurt you stupid monk! Why did you do that!?
Miroku: For being an idiot!
InuYasha began laughing and the branches of the tree creaked
InuYasha: Uh oh.
Suddenly, the branches gave way and InuYasha splat face first into the ground.
InuYasha: ow.
Anita had walked behind Sesshoumaru and stared wide-eyed at InuYasha, who made a crater in the front lawn.
Anita: I don't want to know.
Sesshoumaru: Ask me about it when you need a good laugh, or when you get old and are about to die.
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Katz: Whoo! You can probably see that InuYasha's fall into the ground could also have been the first 'Sit' InuYasha's going to need an ice pack for that one o_o; Anyway, tune in next time!