Author's Note: Wow, here I am finally getting started! I've been reading all the wonderful fan-fics here, and man im so going to disappear into the background. Still, I have to try, my crazed sprite won't let me alone til I've at least tried. Please, review everyone, I need to see what normal and some abnormal people think of my writing and my looks if you're going to flame. *ducks neatly under the flying pot aimed at her head* OUCH! So here we go! WHEEE….

Kel grinned savagely as she strided off the practice courts. There was a kind of perverse joy she received from thrashing up her fellow squires in the rare occasions that her sleepy temper was roused.

In these periods of time, all but the most obstinate or oblivious of her friends dare to approach her. It was quite a mark of how horrid her temper was making her that even hapless Cleon has been absent from the 'luminosity of her presence. Kel sighs as she acknowledged the fact that she would spend the next few days seeking out all her various victims of her fury. Why, even—

"Hey! Hey Kel!" Neal waved.

            Or maybe not.  She groaned and with the ease of practice slided her blandly polite Yamani mask on. Kel turned in time to catch Neal as he tumbled around the corner.

            "Kel, get rid of that face, this is important, and you know its never worked on me anyway" he gasped out.

            Scowling, she gave him the benefit of another face. "What do you want from me now?"

            "Haven't you heard yet Kel? Kel, Tortall's under attack!"

            "Is that another favor you're dem—what?!" The change from the fuming vengeance-bent monster to fuming information-bent monster was noted wryly by the shaking Neal.

"Kel—would you--mind—very much—if you—just stop--it?!"

"oh". Kel took her hands off Neal's shoulders and sheepishly wiped her hands on her tunic. "So…?" she lifted her eyebrow in question.

Neal started to imitate the gesture before he thought better of it looking at the fisted hands on her hips and instead hooked his arm through Kel's and started off  down the corridor. "Come on, we have to get to the Great Hell, the King's to see us all there."

A/N: *whimpering* I'm a lousy second-rated writer and don't deserve to be in this website. *sticks head under ground like a ostrich*

Oh btw, no idea watz gonna happen next, K/N and murder Yuki or shall we go K/J with love/hate relationships? I loves those, especially Fallen Idols. I truly detest Cleon, he's a weak-willed little coward *ducks under the soaring vase aimed at her deformed nose* alright alright, im going, im going, review, and *ducks* bye! Hey, not the books, you can't trow the books at me…..!!