SURVIVOR: Season 1... Snake Way
Nabooru: Welcome back! If you're reading this I assume you like my story because this is chapter 4!! Gods I'm happy!
Kurama: Well, someone's giddy this morning. What's up?
Nabooru: I have a list but I'll spare you......*thinks*..... Should I put more YAOI in this chapter? Should I have someone get killed by an Iron chef? Should I *continues to ramble on and on and on and on and on and on*
Hiei: *Walks in and looks at Nabooru who just keeps talking*...................* Looks at Kurama*
Kurama: *shrugs*
Hiei: *shrugs*
Kurama & Hiei: *leave quietly*
Nabooru: Or I could get a donkey to eat some.....*looks around*.........Kurama..? *Sobs* I HAVE NO FRIENDS!!!!!
**^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^^*^*^*^* Reward Challenge no. 1
Yoh:...........Hold up. We have to dodge knives??? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!
Jeff: Very much so. The last person standing wins it for their tribe.
Sanosuke: So what do we win?
Jeff: Well...........I can't tell you that right now....
Inuyasha: Why not?
Jeff: *looks at a piece of paper* It's not in the script until after the challenge.
Kenshin: Well you're not following the script right now, are you? You're answering our questions.
Jeff: No, I'm following the script....You're questions are on here.
Yusuke: That's impossible.
Jeff: No, there on here.
Yusuke: Lies
Jeff: ummm....No.
Yusuke: Yes.
Jeff: No
Yusuke: Yes
Jeff: No
Yusuke: Yes
Jeff: No
Yusuke: Yes
Jeff: No
Yusuke: Yes
Jeff: No.
Yusuke: Ye-*cut off by Jeff*
Jeff: Wait! Your only supposed to say "yes" five times.
All: *fall anime style*
Nabooru: *sweatdrops* I think we should start the challenge now.
Jeff: Oh....you're quite right.
[sudden change of scene]
Tribes: *in spots*
Jeff: *puts hand up* Survivors ready......GO!!!
Iron chefs: *throw knives at about 90mph*
Jeff: *doing commentary* and there's a survivor down- no two- no three- Tea, Kaiba, and what's left of Koenma are out.
Yoh: *Integrates with Amidamiru* (A/N: The ol' spellin' ain't that great. Bear with me now.)
Jeff: *still doing commentary* Hiei, dodging nicely....Heero's down! Spike having some trouble.
Iron Chef Sakai: *throws a fast knife at Chi Chi*
Chi Chi: * Gets hit*
Spike: *laughs at her*
Iron chef Morimoto: *throws faster*
Spike: *gets hit* @ . @
Jeff: Two more survivors down. Spike and Chi chi are out!
*Magically words appear that say...
HIROSHIMA: 9 NAGSAKI: 3*
Jeff: Hiroshima in the lead! Don't give up Nagasaki!
Gene: *gets hit*
Yoh: *gets hit*
Jeff: And quickly two more members of Hiroshima are out!
Hiei: *gets idea*
Inuyasha: Agggghhh!!! *gets hit*
Jeff: Hiroshima down to 4 members. Nagasaki down to 3--
Pirotesse: OWWWW!
Jeff: Make that two members.
Slushie: *gets hit* Oww! Hahahahahahahahahaaa!
Jeff: Hiei!! Stop it! You're not supposed to pick up knives and throw them!!!!
Hiei: Darn it.....
Kenshin: aggg!!
Jeff: Hiroshima down to two members as is Nagasaki!
Sanosuke: * Hit in the head*.....umm... a little help? * Collapses*
Jeff: It's between Hiei, Yusuke, and Kura-
Kurama: *Gets hit* ouch....
Jeff: Yup, Hiei and Yusuke.
Iron Chefs: *Throw faster*
Hiei: *bumps into Yusuke* opps.
Yusuke: *gets hit* OUCH!!
Iron Chefs: *Stop throwing*
Jeff: Yusuke's Out!!! Nagasaki Wins!!
Yusuke: That's not fair!! Hiei pushed me into a knife!!
Hiei: I acciddently bumped into you. It couldn't be helped.
Yusuke: Lies!
Hiei: Uhhh... no.
Yusuke: yes!
Hiei: no
Yusuke: yes
Hiei: No
Yusuke: yes
Hiei: no
Yusuke: yes
Hiei: no
Yusuke: yes
Hiei: no
Yusuke: ye--*cut off*
Jeff: There's only five in the script Yusuke!
Yusuke: SCREW THE SCRIPT!! *Points to Hiei* HE'S LYING!
Hiei: *not there*
Yusuke:???
Jeff:???
Hiei: *15 feet away talking to Kurama*
Yusuke: --- ___---
Jeff: Nagasaki... the reward is...*dramatic drumroll*................................................................... ............................................................................ ...............
Everyone else: *Waits in suspence*
Jeff:.....................A genuine....absolutely great......
Everyone else: *holds breath*
Jeff: LAMPSHADE!!!! (A/N: I Love you Aunt C!! ^.^)
Everyone else: *Fall anime style*
Slushie: All that for a Lampshade?!?!!? Why couldn't we something useful....like a donkey!
Yoh: Yeah! Like a-........Donkey...?
Slushie: Yeah a donkey!!
Everyone else: ?????
Nabooru: *Strangled goose laugh* HUCK HU!! hee hee HUCK!
Everyone besides Nabooru: * Look at Nabooru strangely*
Nabooru: O.o What?
Sanosuke: *still passed out*
Yoh: I think Sano is dead....
Slushie: POKE HIM WITH A STICK!!!!
Nabooru: STICKIE!!!! HUCK HU!!!! hee hee HUCK!!!
Koenma: I don't think we need a lampshade...*to Nagasaki* What are we going to do with a lampshade?
Heero: Let's give it to Sanosuke. He deserves it.
Koenma: Okay.
Heero: *gives Sanosuke lampshade*
Sanosuke: *doesn't move*
Slushie: *pokes Sanosuke with a stick*
Sanosuke: *Doesn't move*
Chi chi: Carry him back. He'll come around.
Spike: *picks him up*
Pirotesse: *Goes and talks to Hiei & Kurama*
Jeff: Good job today tribes. You can head back to camp. I'll see you tomorrow.
SFX: *Triumphant Survivor music*
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Nabooru: Well, that was a good chapter....
Kenshin: You think so?
Nabooru: *death glare* Are you saying it wasn't?
Kenshin: NO! no! Not at all Miss Nabooru!!
Nabooru: *pulls out....clarinet*
Kenshin: NO!! NOT THE MARCHING BAND MUSIC!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
Nabooru: *plays GO BIG RED*
Kenshin: *runs*
Slushie: *pops up from out of no where* Review! SCHWING!*pelvic thrusts*
Tea: *gets Nosebleed*
Slushie: *looks at Tea, and runs.....very very quickly*
Nabooru: Welcome back! If you're reading this I assume you like my story because this is chapter 4!! Gods I'm happy!
Kurama: Well, someone's giddy this morning. What's up?
Nabooru: I have a list but I'll spare you......*thinks*..... Should I put more YAOI in this chapter? Should I have someone get killed by an Iron chef? Should I *continues to ramble on and on and on and on and on and on*
Hiei: *Walks in and looks at Nabooru who just keeps talking*...................* Looks at Kurama*
Kurama: *shrugs*
Hiei: *shrugs*
Kurama & Hiei: *leave quietly*
Nabooru: Or I could get a donkey to eat some.....*looks around*.........Kurama..? *Sobs* I HAVE NO FRIENDS!!!!!
**^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^^*^*^*^* Reward Challenge no. 1
Yoh:...........Hold up. We have to dodge knives??? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!
Jeff: Very much so. The last person standing wins it for their tribe.
Sanosuke: So what do we win?
Jeff: Well...........I can't tell you that right now....
Inuyasha: Why not?
Jeff: *looks at a piece of paper* It's not in the script until after the challenge.
Kenshin: Well you're not following the script right now, are you? You're answering our questions.
Jeff: No, I'm following the script....You're questions are on here.
Yusuke: That's impossible.
Jeff: No, there on here.
Yusuke: Lies
Jeff: ummm....No.
Yusuke: Yes.
Jeff: No
Yusuke: Yes
Jeff: No
Yusuke: Yes
Jeff: No
Yusuke: Yes
Jeff: No
Yusuke: Yes
Jeff: No.
Yusuke: Ye-*cut off by Jeff*
Jeff: Wait! Your only supposed to say "yes" five times.
All: *fall anime style*
Nabooru: *sweatdrops* I think we should start the challenge now.
Jeff: Oh....you're quite right.
[sudden change of scene]
Tribes: *in spots*
Jeff: *puts hand up* Survivors ready......GO!!!
Iron chefs: *throw knives at about 90mph*
Jeff: *doing commentary* and there's a survivor down- no two- no three- Tea, Kaiba, and what's left of Koenma are out.
Yoh: *Integrates with Amidamiru* (A/N: The ol' spellin' ain't that great. Bear with me now.)
Jeff: *still doing commentary* Hiei, dodging nicely....Heero's down! Spike having some trouble.
Iron Chef Sakai: *throws a fast knife at Chi Chi*
Chi Chi: * Gets hit*
Spike: *laughs at her*
Iron chef Morimoto: *throws faster*
Spike: *gets hit* @ . @
Jeff: Two more survivors down. Spike and Chi chi are out!
*Magically words appear that say...
HIROSHIMA: 9 NAGSAKI: 3*
Jeff: Hiroshima in the lead! Don't give up Nagasaki!
Gene: *gets hit*
Yoh: *gets hit*
Jeff: And quickly two more members of Hiroshima are out!
Hiei: *gets idea*
Inuyasha: Agggghhh!!! *gets hit*
Jeff: Hiroshima down to 4 members. Nagasaki down to 3--
Pirotesse: OWWWW!
Jeff: Make that two members.
Slushie: *gets hit* Oww! Hahahahahahahahahaaa!
Jeff: Hiei!! Stop it! You're not supposed to pick up knives and throw them!!!!
Hiei: Darn it.....
Kenshin: aggg!!
Jeff: Hiroshima down to two members as is Nagasaki!
Sanosuke: * Hit in the head*.....umm... a little help? * Collapses*
Jeff: It's between Hiei, Yusuke, and Kura-
Kurama: *Gets hit* ouch....
Jeff: Yup, Hiei and Yusuke.
Iron Chefs: *Throw faster*
Hiei: *bumps into Yusuke* opps.
Yusuke: *gets hit* OUCH!!
Iron Chefs: *Stop throwing*
Jeff: Yusuke's Out!!! Nagasaki Wins!!
Yusuke: That's not fair!! Hiei pushed me into a knife!!
Hiei: I acciddently bumped into you. It couldn't be helped.
Yusuke: Lies!
Hiei: Uhhh... no.
Yusuke: yes!
Hiei: no
Yusuke: yes
Hiei: No
Yusuke: yes
Hiei: no
Yusuke: yes
Hiei: no
Yusuke: yes
Hiei: no
Yusuke: ye--*cut off*
Jeff: There's only five in the script Yusuke!
Yusuke: SCREW THE SCRIPT!! *Points to Hiei* HE'S LYING!
Hiei: *not there*
Yusuke:???
Jeff:???
Hiei: *15 feet away talking to Kurama*
Yusuke: --- ___---
Jeff: Nagasaki... the reward is...*dramatic drumroll*................................................................... ............................................................................ ...............
Everyone else: *Waits in suspence*
Jeff:.....................A genuine....absolutely great......
Everyone else: *holds breath*
Jeff: LAMPSHADE!!!! (A/N: I Love you Aunt C!! ^.^)
Everyone else: *Fall anime style*
Slushie: All that for a Lampshade?!?!!? Why couldn't we something useful....like a donkey!
Yoh: Yeah! Like a-........Donkey...?
Slushie: Yeah a donkey!!
Everyone else: ?????
Nabooru: *Strangled goose laugh* HUCK HU!! hee hee HUCK!
Everyone besides Nabooru: * Look at Nabooru strangely*
Nabooru: O.o What?
Sanosuke: *still passed out*
Yoh: I think Sano is dead....
Slushie: POKE HIM WITH A STICK!!!!
Nabooru: STICKIE!!!! HUCK HU!!!! hee hee HUCK!!!
Koenma: I don't think we need a lampshade...*to Nagasaki* What are we going to do with a lampshade?
Heero: Let's give it to Sanosuke. He deserves it.
Koenma: Okay.
Heero: *gives Sanosuke lampshade*
Sanosuke: *doesn't move*
Slushie: *pokes Sanosuke with a stick*
Sanosuke: *Doesn't move*
Chi chi: Carry him back. He'll come around.
Spike: *picks him up*
Pirotesse: *Goes and talks to Hiei & Kurama*
Jeff: Good job today tribes. You can head back to camp. I'll see you tomorrow.
SFX: *Triumphant Survivor music*
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Nabooru: Well, that was a good chapter....
Kenshin: You think so?
Nabooru: *death glare* Are you saying it wasn't?
Kenshin: NO! no! Not at all Miss Nabooru!!
Nabooru: *pulls out....clarinet*
Kenshin: NO!! NOT THE MARCHING BAND MUSIC!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
Nabooru: *plays GO BIG RED*
Kenshin: *runs*
Slushie: *pops up from out of no where* Review! SCHWING!*pelvic thrusts*
Tea: *gets Nosebleed*
Slushie: *looks at Tea, and runs.....very very quickly*