SURVIVOR: Season 1... Snake Way

Nabooru: Woo! I got over 10 reviews! BANZAI!!

Yoh: Well good for you.

Nabooru: *death glare*

Yoh: eep...

Nabooru: Oh yes to the Zimmer dude, I can assure you I am straight. I'm sorry about your seizure from the Yaoi but I can't say I didn't warn you.

Hiei: Wow...you're pissed off aren't you...?

Nabooru: To quote my brother, "I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on".

Kurama: Whatever you say....

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Nagasaki: Day 2

All: * Complain about lampshade*

Sanosuke: *still out of it*

Pirotesse: *talks to Hiei*

Hiei: *talks to Pirotesse*

Koenma: *walks around with Kaiba*

Spike (alone shot): You know for the second day, you can already see alliances being made. Pirotesse has been following Hiei around, Heero, Koenma, and Kaiba have been talking alot...... *sighs* I don't have an alliance....

Pirotesse: I can't belive you were throwing the knives....

Hiei: Hn. They were there so...

Pirotesse: I think it's kind of funny.

Chi Chi: *complaining about something*

Everyone else: *doesn't care*

Chi Chi (alone shot): These people know nothing! I can't believe this! *rants for 5 mins.*

Pirotesse: *pokes Sanosuke with a stick*

Sanosuke: *twitches*

Pirotesse: *to rest of tribe* He's not dead!

Koenma: Oh wow! He is!!

Sanosuke: *gets up*

Pirotesse: Is there anything you need? Can I get you something?

Sanosuke: Some Advil!! I got a monsterous headache! hehehee!

Pirotesse: ^.^

Chi Chi (alone shot): My god! Does she flirt with everyone?

Chi Chi: Well now that you're up, why don't you get some water?

Pirotesse: But he just got up. He should be resting.

Chi Chi: No. He should be helping the Tribe.

Pirotesse: but no one else is doing any thing!

Chi Chi: *looks around and sees

Kaiba: *teaching Koenma how to play Duel Monsters*

Koenma: *nodding*

Spike: *Polishing gun*

Heero: *reading Gundam Wing manga* Ha! Duo's an idiot!

Hiei: *sitting in tree and doing nothing**

Pirotesse: See? Get Heero to do it. Or you could stop giving out orders and do it yourself!

Chi Chi: What did you say to me, little girl?

Pirotesse (alone shot): Oh no...Oh NO! She did NOT say that.

Sanosuke: ^.^; Come on now ladies, calm down.

Hiei: *suddenly next to him* Hey I want to see this fight.

Sanosuke: *jumps* OHDEARGOD! Give me a heart attack, why don't you?

Hiei: *shrugs* Okay. *pulls out katana*

Sanosuke: *falls onto ground and twitches*

Hiei: ?? I thought he was serious.... oh well.

Chi Chi: *glares at Pirotesse*

Pirotesse: *stares back*

Spike: *walks up* ......How long do ya think they're gonna stare at each other for...?

Hiei: I dunno. Remember Chi chi is from Dragonball Z. I've seen Goku and whoever he's fighting just stare at each other for a few episodes.

{fifteen minutes later}

Spike: *sighs* This is taking longer than the Frieza Saga...

Hiei: *shakes his head* Nothing is that long.

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Hiroshima: Day 2

Yusuke: * Venting to Kurama* I can't believe he did that!! Why that no good--

Slushie: *jumps in* Donkey slapping--

Yusuke: back stabbing

Slushie: camel throwing

Yusuke: rotten little

Yusuke & Slushie: piece of---

Kurama: Don't finish that. ^^;

Yusuke: * smiles* I'm sorry. Did I strike a sensitive spot?

Kurama: ????

Yusuke: I know what going on between you two.

Kurama: *sweatdrops* Yusuke, it's not like that! Hiei's my--

Slushie: Donkey?

Yusuke: Man whore?

Kurama: *falls anime style* NO! no! Come on.

Yusuke: Come on I know what you two were doing!

Slushie: Ohh yeah... Sweet Sweet lovin'...mmmm......

Kurama: -- . --;; Everyone's pickin on me...

Kenshin: Hey. What's going on?

Yusuke: Kurama just admitted that him and Hiei snuck off and--

Kurama: Yusuke!! I didn't say any of that!!

Slushie: That's not true! You just said Hiei gave you some Sweet Sweet Lovin'.

Kurama: *falls to ground*

Kenshin: ^^; ummm... right....*walks away*

Yusuke: Okay Kurama. Get up now.

Kurama: * Twitch*

Slushie: Hang on. *pulls stick from pocket and pokes Kurama with it* STICKIE!!!

SFX: *Strangled goose noise from a tree.*

Yusuke: What was that? *throws rock in tree's leaves*

Nabooru: *falls out of tree* OWWWW!!! Hee hee Huck!

Slushie: Nabooru!

Nabooru: Huck! What's up Slushie?

Slushie: Gimmie slap!

Nabooru & Slushie: *high five*

Nabooru: *walks away*

Yusuke: That was wierd...

Kurama: *twitches*

Slushie: *Pokes him with stick*

Tea: *comes over and glomps Slushie* Hey Slushie!

Slushie: *pulls her off*

Yusuke: Oh well. He's dead.

Slushie: So what? Are we just gonna leave him here?

Yusuke: Sure. Why not? Camp is only a bit of a ways up.

Slushie: Okay. *walks with Yusuke back to camp*

Tea: Wait for me Slushie!!

Kurama: *left alone on Snake way*

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{back at Hiroshima's camp}

Inuyasha: I can't believe we tried to dodge knives for a lampshade....

Gene: We don't even have a lamp!

Yoh: *glances at lamp and quickly hides it behind his back*

Kenshin: hmmmm....

Slushie: I'm gonna go get some water. *goes to his stuff and gets water out of cooler*

Inuyasha: Isn't it against the rules to bring water or food?

Slushie: It isn't now.

Inuyasha: oh...

Tea: That's right!

Yusuke: Dear god! Give up Tea! Your so--

Kenshin: No Profainity please.

Yusuke: *snaps fingers in dissappointment* &%^$

Kenshin: Yusuke!

Yusuke: Sorry.

Slushie: Hey Yusuke! You suck! Your a mess!

Yusuke: ???

Slushie: It's what your name looks like. Yusuke Urameshi. You Suck. Your a mess.

Everyone else: *fall anime style*

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{about a mile away}

Kurama: *Wakes up*..............ummm.........hello....?

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Nabooru: Woo! Chapter 5 done!

Kurama: That was cold Nabooru. Real cold.

Nabooru: ^^ Sorry.

Sanosuke: Please review because Nabooru is an idiot.

Nabooru: *glares*

Sanosuke: Eepp.... That's not w-what I meant.....I its written on the cue card!

Nabooru: DIE!!

Sanosuke: *runs*

Nabooru: *chases*

Hiei: *has permanent marker in hand* Ha. Take that Sano.