SURVIVOR: Season 1...Snake Way
Nabooru: Good evening, morning, afternoon, whatever...welcome to the eighth chapter of Survivor: Snake Way. I just want to start out saying...............
Hiei: Come on. Don't you ever shut up?
Nabooru: No, I don't believe I do.
Hiei: .....Well get on with it then.
Nabooru: o.O Get on with what?
Hiei: Whatever you were going to say.
Nabooru: Say? I was going to say something?
Hiei: --.-- Never mind....
Nabooru: Okay then.
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{Immunity Challenge}
Narator: We left out near the end of the Immunity Challenge. The score was Hiroshima 3....Nagaski 2. Now we are on Challenge 6...Sanosuke Vs. Yoh!
Jeff: Round 6.....Survivors ready.....
Sanosuke: *slams fists together*
Yoh: *integrates with Amidamiru*
Jeff: GO!!
Yoh: *charges at Sanosuke*
Sanosuke: *braces himself for impact*
Jeff: Yoh charging right at Sanosuke. What Sanosuke up to? He's not moving.. and yoh collides with-----nothing! Sano isn't there....but where could he-
Sanosuke: *jumps down from Yemma's desk and runs at Yoh*
Yoh: *runs at Sanosuke*
Jeff: And we've got a charge going at each other. They're close now...this should decide it.
Yoh: *laughs*
Jeff: And Nagasaki wins!! Making this a tied game! 3-3!!!
Nagasaki: ...woo...
Jeff: Round number 7.... Kaiba Vs. Inuyasha.
Kaiba: *steps up*
Inuyasha: He doesn't stand a chance....
Pirotesse: *To Hiei* He's got a point....
Jeff: Survivors ready....Go! And again a charge at Nagasaki....Wait..Kaiba's moving, going at him.
Sanosuke: He's brave, but ...
Hiei: He's not brave, he's stupid.
Jeff: And Hiroshima wins!
Sanosuke: Looks like we're relying on Heero....
Pirotesse: I think we knew that BEFORE this round....
Jeff: Which means, ths is the final round. Hiroshima, you're in the lead right now. Nagasaki, you're behind. If either of you want immunity you have to win this match. If Hiroshima wins then the challenge will be over. If Nagasaki wins, then we'll have a bonus round.
Slushie: Bonus round? That just sounds stupid.
Nabooru: He does have a point. Besides, there was no bonus round in the real show...
Jeff: Well......There is now!
Nabooru: *shrugs*
Jeff: Round 8, Heero Vs. Yusuke.
Slushie: You suck.
Yusuke: Shut up.
Slushie: What? I was cheering for you...(A.N.: Chapter 5 for details...)
Yusuke: Whatever.....
Jeff: For Immunity....Survivors ready.....GO!
Heero: *doesn't move*
Yusuke: *doesn't move*
Jeff: Okay....No one is moving.....
No one: *jumps* Dang they found me! *runs away*
Nabooru: Get it? "No one".....is moving? Haha HUCK! Hee HU-HUCK!
All: *sweatdrop*
Jeff: *looks from one to the other* Come on....somebody move..... this is going to kill the television ratings!!
Yusuke: Fine whatever....*walks up to Heero and tries to tickle him*
Heero: *glare* Do you mind?
Yusuke: I'm just doing what Jeff told us to do! Gods, one of us has got to laugh.
Heero: *looks at Yusuke* Hahahahahaa....
Jeff: HIROSHIMA WINS!!! THE FIRST IMMUNITY CHALLENGE GOES TO HIROSHIMA!!!!
Yusuke: What'd you laugh at? I wasn't tickling you.....
Heero: I know...You're just funny looking.
Yusuke:WHY YOU!!
Slushie: *grabs Yusuke* Come on, Yusuke! Even a spirit detective doesn't stand a chance against a gundam. Gundam pilot....maybe. But not a gundam!
Yusuke: Gundam....?
Heero: Spirit detective.....?
Yusuke & Heero: o.O
Slushie: oops...
Hiroshima: *Celebrate*
Nagasaki: Dang...
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{Nagasaki camp}
Pirotesse: *to Sanosuke and Hiei* So, what are we going to do?
Sanosuke: Well, we're obviously the strongest alliance. I say we find one more person to take to the merge.....but who?
Hiei: I say we take Heero.
Sanosuke: Why? He's the reason we're going to Tribal council in the first place!
Hiei: *glare* Think about it. Heero is in the alliance with Kaiba and Koenma. The only other alliance with three people. If they don't know Heero is accually with us they will still tell him who they're voting for. Heero can tell us and together we can pick them off one by one.
Sanosuke: oh....That would work, wouldn't it?
Pirotesse: But why Heero? Couldn't we get Kaiba or Koenma?
Hiei: If you hadn't noticed, Kaiba and Koenma are very dedicated to this alliance. It seems the two idiots feel as if they had power. Heero isn't an idiot. I think he's the only one who would turn his back on an alliance.
Sanosuke: But how are we going to get him to join?
Hiei: Leave that for me. I can be somewhat convincing, or so people say...
{10 mins. later}
Heero: They're voting for Chi chi. It's best if I don't stay here long so they don't catch on. So who are you voting for?
Pirotesse: I think it best if we vote for Chi chi as well. I believe that's what we were going to do anyway.
Sanosuke: Yeah that sounds good. What do you think, Hiei?
Hiei: Hn.
SFX: COME ON! WE HAVE TO BE THERE SOON!!! WE HAVE TO GO NOW!!!!
Sanosuke: Sounds like Chi chi is going. Well she can't vote off herself so, let's go.
Pirotesse: Heero...You should probably go back to Koenma and Kaiba now so they don't get suspicous.
Heero: Right. *walks away*
Nagasaki: *On the move to Tribal Council*
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{Tribal Council}
Jeff: Come on in guys. Grab a torch and sit down.
Nagasaki: *grabs torch and sits down*
Jeff: Your torch represents life in this game. When you get voted out your torch gets extinguished. Okay. So how was your first three days on Snake Way? Pirotesse, you first.
Pirotesse: Well, its certainly not what I expected. There wasn't really alot going on at camp...
Jeff: Was there anyone who took charge and tried to be a leader? Spike.
Spike: Oh yeah....Chi chi was giving out so many orders...It was crazy...
Jeff: Is that so? What do you think about it, Chi chi?
Chi chi: I really don't think I was that bossy.
Pirotesse: *rolls eyes*
Chi chi: I was just trying to get things done, you know?
Jeff: Alright. Let's move on to the Reward Challenge. *laughs* I think what we all want to know is, Hiei, Where were you at the beginning?
Hiei: *glare* I really don't think it's any of your or anyone else's buissness.
Jeff: *Laughs* Its alright. I think we all know anyway... Next question. What did you do with the lampshade?
Sanosuke: I have it.
Jeff: Why?
Sanosuke: I guess everyone felt bad for me because I got my head sliced open.
Jeff: Okay. On that note, it's time to vote. Heero your first.
SFX: Weird "Survivor Voting Theme"
Pirotesse: *vote and holds up card that says Chi chi* Not bossy, huh? I guess this'll teach you to call people "little girl"...If your not bossy then I'm not a--
SFX: BEEP!
The rest of Nagasaki: *votes*
Jeff: I'll go tally the votes. *Gets Voting box/can/thing*
Pirotesse: *smirks*
Jeff: Once the votes are read, the desision is final. That person will leave the island immediatly.
Koenma: This isn't an Island....
Jeff: I know. But that's like a trademark phrase from "Survivor". You know? You get "voted off the Island"? Oh well...I'll read the votes. First vote: Chi chi.
Chi chi: O.O
Jeff: Second vote: Pirotesse.
Chi chi: ^-^
Jeff: Thrid vote: Chi chi.
Pirotesse: *waves at Chi chi*
Chi Chi: *Death glare*
Jeff: Two votes Chi chi, one vote Pirotesse.......Forth vote: Chi Chi........
Chi chi: 0.0
Jeff: Fifth vote. First person voted off Snake Way: Chi chi. You need to bring me your torch.
Chi Chi: *gets torch and takes it to Jeff*
Jeff: Chi chi...The tribe has spoken. *Extinguishes torch*
Chi chi: *walks away*
Jeff: Well let's hope that was for the best. You can head back to camp.
SFX: Triumphant Survivor Music
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Nabooru: Well that seemed pretty good. No one liked Chi chi anyway...
No one:???? I didn't like Chi chi....
Nabooru: Oh! I need to write some crap so just have patience and listen to me, okay? I had this really, REALLY weird dream, about Harry Potter and Gannondorf and Hiei and Kurama. If this sounds like an appealing story to you tell me in a review.
Hiei: It sounds stupid to me...I don't like Harry Potter....
Nabooru: Why not? There is accually alot of similarities between you two.
Hiei: Yeah right...
Nabooru: No really! Think about it. You both have balck hair...Your both short.
Hiei: DON'T CALL ME SHORT!!!!
Nabooru: It's okay. I'm short too.
Hiei: I'M NOT SHORT!!
Nabooru: Anyway, you both have something on your forehead people like staring at.
Hiei: Shut up already.
Nabooru: You're both orphans.
Hiei: Get back about talking about it.
Nabooru: Oh right. It probably wouldn't be a Humorous story like I do. Probably an action/adventure or angst because someone dies!
Hiei: Why are you so excited about it then?
Nabooru: Oh, I dunno.. what about Billy Joel song fics?^.^
Hiei: NO!
Kurama: YES!!
Nabooru: Reviews please...
Nabooru: Good evening, morning, afternoon, whatever...welcome to the eighth chapter of Survivor: Snake Way. I just want to start out saying...............
Hiei: Come on. Don't you ever shut up?
Nabooru: No, I don't believe I do.
Hiei: .....Well get on with it then.
Nabooru: o.O Get on with what?
Hiei: Whatever you were going to say.
Nabooru: Say? I was going to say something?
Hiei: --.-- Never mind....
Nabooru: Okay then.
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{Immunity Challenge}
Narator: We left out near the end of the Immunity Challenge. The score was Hiroshima 3....Nagaski 2. Now we are on Challenge 6...Sanosuke Vs. Yoh!
Jeff: Round 6.....Survivors ready.....
Sanosuke: *slams fists together*
Yoh: *integrates with Amidamiru*
Jeff: GO!!
Yoh: *charges at Sanosuke*
Sanosuke: *braces himself for impact*
Jeff: Yoh charging right at Sanosuke. What Sanosuke up to? He's not moving.. and yoh collides with-----nothing! Sano isn't there....but where could he-
Sanosuke: *jumps down from Yemma's desk and runs at Yoh*
Yoh: *runs at Sanosuke*
Jeff: And we've got a charge going at each other. They're close now...this should decide it.
Yoh: *laughs*
Jeff: And Nagasaki wins!! Making this a tied game! 3-3!!!
Nagasaki: ...woo...
Jeff: Round number 7.... Kaiba Vs. Inuyasha.
Kaiba: *steps up*
Inuyasha: He doesn't stand a chance....
Pirotesse: *To Hiei* He's got a point....
Jeff: Survivors ready....Go! And again a charge at Nagasaki....Wait..Kaiba's moving, going at him.
Sanosuke: He's brave, but ...
Hiei: He's not brave, he's stupid.
Jeff: And Hiroshima wins!
Sanosuke: Looks like we're relying on Heero....
Pirotesse: I think we knew that BEFORE this round....
Jeff: Which means, ths is the final round. Hiroshima, you're in the lead right now. Nagasaki, you're behind. If either of you want immunity you have to win this match. If Hiroshima wins then the challenge will be over. If Nagasaki wins, then we'll have a bonus round.
Slushie: Bonus round? That just sounds stupid.
Nabooru: He does have a point. Besides, there was no bonus round in the real show...
Jeff: Well......There is now!
Nabooru: *shrugs*
Jeff: Round 8, Heero Vs. Yusuke.
Slushie: You suck.
Yusuke: Shut up.
Slushie: What? I was cheering for you...(A.N.: Chapter 5 for details...)
Yusuke: Whatever.....
Jeff: For Immunity....Survivors ready.....GO!
Heero: *doesn't move*
Yusuke: *doesn't move*
Jeff: Okay....No one is moving.....
No one: *jumps* Dang they found me! *runs away*
Nabooru: Get it? "No one".....is moving? Haha HUCK! Hee HU-HUCK!
All: *sweatdrop*
Jeff: *looks from one to the other* Come on....somebody move..... this is going to kill the television ratings!!
Yusuke: Fine whatever....*walks up to Heero and tries to tickle him*
Heero: *glare* Do you mind?
Yusuke: I'm just doing what Jeff told us to do! Gods, one of us has got to laugh.
Heero: *looks at Yusuke* Hahahahahaa....
Jeff: HIROSHIMA WINS!!! THE FIRST IMMUNITY CHALLENGE GOES TO HIROSHIMA!!!!
Yusuke: What'd you laugh at? I wasn't tickling you.....
Heero: I know...You're just funny looking.
Yusuke:WHY YOU!!
Slushie: *grabs Yusuke* Come on, Yusuke! Even a spirit detective doesn't stand a chance against a gundam. Gundam pilot....maybe. But not a gundam!
Yusuke: Gundam....?
Heero: Spirit detective.....?
Yusuke & Heero: o.O
Slushie: oops...
Hiroshima: *Celebrate*
Nagasaki: Dang...
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{Nagasaki camp}
Pirotesse: *to Sanosuke and Hiei* So, what are we going to do?
Sanosuke: Well, we're obviously the strongest alliance. I say we find one more person to take to the merge.....but who?
Hiei: I say we take Heero.
Sanosuke: Why? He's the reason we're going to Tribal council in the first place!
Hiei: *glare* Think about it. Heero is in the alliance with Kaiba and Koenma. The only other alliance with three people. If they don't know Heero is accually with us they will still tell him who they're voting for. Heero can tell us and together we can pick them off one by one.
Sanosuke: oh....That would work, wouldn't it?
Pirotesse: But why Heero? Couldn't we get Kaiba or Koenma?
Hiei: If you hadn't noticed, Kaiba and Koenma are very dedicated to this alliance. It seems the two idiots feel as if they had power. Heero isn't an idiot. I think he's the only one who would turn his back on an alliance.
Sanosuke: But how are we going to get him to join?
Hiei: Leave that for me. I can be somewhat convincing, or so people say...
{10 mins. later}
Heero: They're voting for Chi chi. It's best if I don't stay here long so they don't catch on. So who are you voting for?
Pirotesse: I think it best if we vote for Chi chi as well. I believe that's what we were going to do anyway.
Sanosuke: Yeah that sounds good. What do you think, Hiei?
Hiei: Hn.
SFX: COME ON! WE HAVE TO BE THERE SOON!!! WE HAVE TO GO NOW!!!!
Sanosuke: Sounds like Chi chi is going. Well she can't vote off herself so, let's go.
Pirotesse: Heero...You should probably go back to Koenma and Kaiba now so they don't get suspicous.
Heero: Right. *walks away*
Nagasaki: *On the move to Tribal Council*
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{Tribal Council}
Jeff: Come on in guys. Grab a torch and sit down.
Nagasaki: *grabs torch and sits down*
Jeff: Your torch represents life in this game. When you get voted out your torch gets extinguished. Okay. So how was your first three days on Snake Way? Pirotesse, you first.
Pirotesse: Well, its certainly not what I expected. There wasn't really alot going on at camp...
Jeff: Was there anyone who took charge and tried to be a leader? Spike.
Spike: Oh yeah....Chi chi was giving out so many orders...It was crazy...
Jeff: Is that so? What do you think about it, Chi chi?
Chi chi: I really don't think I was that bossy.
Pirotesse: *rolls eyes*
Chi chi: I was just trying to get things done, you know?
Jeff: Alright. Let's move on to the Reward Challenge. *laughs* I think what we all want to know is, Hiei, Where were you at the beginning?
Hiei: *glare* I really don't think it's any of your or anyone else's buissness.
Jeff: *Laughs* Its alright. I think we all know anyway... Next question. What did you do with the lampshade?
Sanosuke: I have it.
Jeff: Why?
Sanosuke: I guess everyone felt bad for me because I got my head sliced open.
Jeff: Okay. On that note, it's time to vote. Heero your first.
SFX: Weird "Survivor Voting Theme"
Pirotesse: *vote and holds up card that says Chi chi* Not bossy, huh? I guess this'll teach you to call people "little girl"...If your not bossy then I'm not a--
SFX: BEEP!
The rest of Nagasaki: *votes*
Jeff: I'll go tally the votes. *Gets Voting box/can/thing*
Pirotesse: *smirks*
Jeff: Once the votes are read, the desision is final. That person will leave the island immediatly.
Koenma: This isn't an Island....
Jeff: I know. But that's like a trademark phrase from "Survivor". You know? You get "voted off the Island"? Oh well...I'll read the votes. First vote: Chi chi.
Chi chi: O.O
Jeff: Second vote: Pirotesse.
Chi chi: ^-^
Jeff: Thrid vote: Chi chi.
Pirotesse: *waves at Chi chi*
Chi Chi: *Death glare*
Jeff: Two votes Chi chi, one vote Pirotesse.......Forth vote: Chi Chi........
Chi chi: 0.0
Jeff: Fifth vote. First person voted off Snake Way: Chi chi. You need to bring me your torch.
Chi Chi: *gets torch and takes it to Jeff*
Jeff: Chi chi...The tribe has spoken. *Extinguishes torch*
Chi chi: *walks away*
Jeff: Well let's hope that was for the best. You can head back to camp.
SFX: Triumphant Survivor Music
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Nabooru: Well that seemed pretty good. No one liked Chi chi anyway...
No one:???? I didn't like Chi chi....
Nabooru: Oh! I need to write some crap so just have patience and listen to me, okay? I had this really, REALLY weird dream, about Harry Potter and Gannondorf and Hiei and Kurama. If this sounds like an appealing story to you tell me in a review.
Hiei: It sounds stupid to me...I don't like Harry Potter....
Nabooru: Why not? There is accually alot of similarities between you two.
Hiei: Yeah right...
Nabooru: No really! Think about it. You both have balck hair...Your both short.
Hiei: DON'T CALL ME SHORT!!!!
Nabooru: It's okay. I'm short too.
Hiei: I'M NOT SHORT!!
Nabooru: Anyway, you both have something on your forehead people like staring at.
Hiei: Shut up already.
Nabooru: You're both orphans.
Hiei: Get back about talking about it.
Nabooru: Oh right. It probably wouldn't be a Humorous story like I do. Probably an action/adventure or angst because someone dies!
Hiei: Why are you so excited about it then?
Nabooru: Oh, I dunno.. what about Billy Joel song fics?^.^
Hiei: NO!
Kurama: YES!!
Nabooru: Reviews please...