~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Wizard of Oz~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harry was @ his home and he wanted to run away from the Dursley's house on 4 Privet Drive (which for my convienience has been moved to Kansas). Harry sang a song 2 his owl Hedwig in his glass-shattering soprano voice about flying over the rainbow, (because the dumbass can't figure out that u can't fly OVER a rainbow only through and if he'd really watched the birds like he said he did in the song he'd know that) Harry's Aunt Petunia tried 2 steal Hedwig because she thought he was a bad owl, well anyway the Dursley's giant walking twinky which they called their son, Dudley hit Harry over the head giving him a concusion and making him think he'd gone over the rainbow.
When Harry went over the rainbow he told Hedwig "Hedwig, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore" Hedwig can't talk but u know she was thinking "yeah no kidding dumbass" suddenly a big pink bubble started floating down from the sky Harry thought it must have been a beautiful good witch, but to his disappointment as it came closer he found it was a not so beautiful good which, Proffesor McGonnigal. Suddenly all these little red-headed children came out of the bushes led by a little girl who said her name was Ginny. Proffessor McGonnigal said the children were the Weasley Munchkins lead by Ginny Weasley, Mr and Mrs Weasley had produced so many children they had started their own race. They told Harry 2 follow the yellow brick road (although the whole time Harry wondered how the bricks had gotten so yellow cause it smelled a little)
Harry was @ his home and he wanted to run away from the Dursley's house on 4 Privet Drive (which for my convienience has been moved to Kansas). Harry sang a song 2 his owl Hedwig in his glass-shattering soprano voice about flying over the rainbow, (because the dumbass can't figure out that u can't fly OVER a rainbow only through and if he'd really watched the birds like he said he did in the song he'd know that) Harry's Aunt Petunia tried 2 steal Hedwig because she thought he was a bad owl, well anyway the Dursley's giant walking twinky which they called their son, Dudley hit Harry over the head giving him a concusion and making him think he'd gone over the rainbow.
When Harry went over the rainbow he told Hedwig "Hedwig, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore" Hedwig can't talk but u know she was thinking "yeah no kidding dumbass" suddenly a big pink bubble started floating down from the sky Harry thought it must have been a beautiful good witch, but to his disappointment as it came closer he found it was a not so beautiful good which, Proffesor McGonnigal. Suddenly all these little red-headed children came out of the bushes led by a little girl who said her name was Ginny. Proffessor McGonnigal said the children were the Weasley Munchkins lead by Ginny Weasley, Mr and Mrs Weasley had produced so many children they had started their own race. They told Harry 2 follow the yellow brick road (although the whole time Harry wondered how the bricks had gotten so yellow cause it smelled a little)