The Diggers Ghostbusters
By: Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos nadiaja@bellsouth.net tfjt_2000@yahoo.com
Time for a disclaimer:
This fanfic is based on AP's hit manga series by Fred Perry called Gold Digger. AP and Fred Perry copyright Gold Digger, so I don't mean to harm them. I also included my original characters in the fanfic, so they're copyrighted by me. I'm only using the characters for my fanfic. I'm only making this fanfic more interesting. SO PLEASE DON'T SUE ME! Thank you for your support.
Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos
Chapter 2: Guns, Buns, n' Ghostly Gals
Last time, Gina agreed to work with ThunderFox JT on his ectoplasm research at Gina's Lab. After one last test with a slime sample, JT had a phone call from his brother, GreatDragon AD, while Gina takes care of cleaning up the instruments. But when Gina picked up JT's jar of ectoplasmic slime, Brit took her by surprise after laundry duty and Gina accidentally spilled the slime on the laundry basket filled with their old clothes that takes back during the first issues of the B&W series. That night, Brit decided to leave the slime-infected clothes in the laundry room and wash them tomorrow. But little did she know, that the oozing laundry started to glow and mysteriously came to life, materializing into green spiritual versions of the old Diggers Sisters. What horrors wait for the Diggers household?
The ghostly doppelgangers joyfully adapted their new surroundings, since the house has changed a lot since the "good ol' days", so they agreed to split up. Ghost Brittany, or should I say Cheetah, decided to raid the kitchen, while the ghastly versions of Gina and Brianna decided to venture the lab. The twisted sisters opened up the aux elevator shaft and went in, with an eerie shut from the slide doors.
JT (gasped): "NO! "
Our daring young warrior woke up from a terrible vision of what has yet to come. He sighed and wiped the sweat from his forehead, realizing of his terrifying dream.
JT: "What a nightmare, even worse than being chased by the Kool-Aid Man with a horrific face. Ghost Diggers, feh. What a whacked-out dream."
For one brief of relief, he pulled up his blanket and went back to sleep. Suddenly, he heard the door creaked. He opened up his eyes in fear, and stood up.
JT: "What was that? Who's there?"
There was no answer, and his bedroom door slowly opened.
JT: "Answer me!"
Still no answer and the door was halfway opened. Then a glowing green glove grasped the side of the door.
JT (blindly looking for the lamp switch): "Don't come any closer. I'm warning you... I'M A TWIN WARRIOR!"
Then a shadowy figure slithered out of the door with its glowing green eyes.
JT (screams): "AHHHH!"
The shadowy figure reached for a light switch, and as the lights were turned on, it revealed itself to be none other than Gina.
Gina: "BOO!"
JT: "o_O; AUUUUUGH. Gina? '_'; Thank God, it's only you. Don't you ever scare me like that again!"
Gina (giggles): "Tee hee, sorry, I couldn't help myself after seeing you so spooked out all of a sudden."
JT (sarcastic): "Ha, ha, very funny. Wait a minute, why are you up so late? It's midnight. How did you glow in the dark? And why are you wearing your old expedition clothes? Haven't seen you wearing those since we first met."
Gina: "Well, one, I couldn't sleep, so I decided to do a little late night work shift in the lab. Two, I spilled some of my glow-in-the-dark potion on myself, but it's temporary. And three, I wore this for a "special occasion"."
After she unzipped her blouse, she removed her hat, locked the door, seductively walked toward him and removed his bed sheet.
JT: "Gina, are you feeling okay? 'Cause you look a bit "different", tonight. Please don't tell me that glow stuff has gotten to your head? '_' "
But then she pounced into him like a hungry tiger.
JT: "Girlfriend, this is unlikely of you! I say you're not feeling okay!"
Gina (removing JT's shirt): "Oh, I'm more than okay, I feel GREAT! I've waited a long time for this, especially how "beefy" you've become!"
JT: "What the hell are you talking about, Gina?! Look, I know deep inside I still love you, but THIS!? It's waaaaaay out of my league, and I'm still in high school. Besides, I'm not that "beefy", I'm basically thin muscular."
Gina (staring at JT): "Shut up and kiss me, you fool!"
JT: "No way, I respect feminine modesty, and there's no way I'm gonna do anything like that."
Gina: "Oh so, but will you do it for THESE!"
She pulled out the sides of her blouse and showed of her busty "puppies" with a little groping.
JT (idiotic): "Well. since you put it that way!"
In an instant, he quickly kissed her in the lips, and his arms wrapped around her. She smothered him completely with her boobs. , he thought. As he enjoyed his long-life fantasy, his door started to knock repeatedly.
???: "JT, open up! Are you okay in there?"
Gina (with an annoyed look): "Shit, and I was enjoying myself."
After that distraction, her body started to fade in sight until she completely disappeared, living an empty blouse and shorts on JT's chest and her gloves and boots fell off from the bed. Too bad JT didn't notice her disappearing act since his eyes were closed after all the smothering.
JT (opened his eyes): "Gina? Why'd you stop all of a sudden? Where'd ya' go? It was getting' good."
But then the door was barged in, and it was Brianna, Brittany, and Gina?!
Gina: "What just happened? The electricity went out and I had to turn on the back-up generator from the lab. Good thing I came in to check on you and. Oh my God!
Gina was shocked as she stared at JT covered with her old blouse and shorts', including her boots, gloves, and hat scattered around his room.
Brit: "This is what I get out of bed after leaving my muffin alone?"
JT: "Oh, hi, Brit, Bri, and. Gina? You're back, and why'd you changed back to your nightgown?"
Gina (picking up her hat from the floor): "JT, you sick pervert, what were you doing with all my clothes scattered in your room?"
JT: "Say what?"
Gina (griping her fist in anger): "You heard me? And I was so worried about you, and all you've been doing is dreaming your sick fantasies with my clothes."
JT (mumbling): "But, but, you were here. and you were on me. and doing. but you're. oh fudge!"
Bri: "Busted!"
Gina: "That's it, we're going to have a little talk about this in the morning."
JT: "But, but."
Gina: "Not one word out of you, now clean up this mess and get back to bed."
Brianna: "I hate to be in your shoes, but you're in soo much trouble."
As the Diggers left, JT felt very confused about this, as he picked up every piece of Gina's clothes from the floor.
JT: "I just don't get it, how can Gina be out in her nightgown since she was with me the whole time, and she was acting a bit suspicious after she cleaned up the Biochemical Research Lab and earlier tonight. Maybe there were two Gina's. nah, it couldn't be?"
After picking up the last piece of clothing, he dropped them in a basket and left it outside the guestroom door.
JT (sigh): "I hope Gina would forgive me, but I guess it's best for her to find another man who's not a total pervert and liar."
With disappointment on his mind, he went back to his room. But the discarded clothes started to glow again, and instead of moaning, it spoke.
Gina's clothes: "JT. I'll make sure that impostor, and her copycat sisters will never bother you EVER again."
The next morning, everyone was at the kitchen enjoying his or her breakfast. JT slowly ate his bowl of Smore Grahams in despair. Gina is still frustrated from last night's perversion and continued reading her newspaper and drinking her coffee. As for Brit, she was desperately searching through the cupboards and the refrigerator for tuna, but no dice.
Brit (annoyed): "Grrr, I can't believe we're out of tuna already, whatever happened to those dozen cases and 4 industrial-size cans full of chunky tuna from last week's grocery shopping?"
Gina: "Well, Brit, why don't you look much harder, I'm not going out for tuna again. I wish there was some guy who's more modest and normal, unlike some people I know of."
JT then quickly finished his cereal and drank all the milk from the bowl
JT: "Ah, c'mon, Gina! I'm telling ya', it's not what it looks like, I could've sworn it was you getting it on to me, really!"
Gina: "Oh pa-lease, I was at my room the whole time. Then there was that blackout, and finally, I caught you red handed with my clothes."
JT: "Either you're telling me the truth or there was another you in this house. And believe me, she seemed a lot horny for a small piece of beefcake like me."
Gina: "Why, I never! You're just thin-muscular."
JT: "Exactly, well, athletic that is."
Brit (shriek): "AHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Gina & JT (unison): "BRIT!"
Gina: "It came from the food storage."
JT: "Uh-oh, I don't like the sound of that."
They quickly rushed to the food storage, but it was too late. Brit was down her knees in tears, miserably looking at 4 empty industrial-size tuna cans and some cases.
Gina: "Sis', what just happened?"
Brit (tearing): " They're gone, they're all gone. . my babies."
JT: "What?"
Brit (showing an empty can): "You heard me, some tuna munchin' glutton just cleaned out our entire supply of tuna. And worst of all, it even ate all the chocolate chip cookies!"
Gina: "There goes my peaceful morning."
JT looked at one of the empty cans. He wiped the inside with his finger and felt it.
JT: "Hmm, you're right, Brit, someone or something did cleaned off all those cans. By the looks of it, it made a really good job out of it."
Gina: "Whadya' mean?"
JT: "Well, after I examined one of the cans, there was no substance or oily spring water in'em, it's completely spotless. No ordinary human can clean out an entire month's supply of tuna, and it only took a whole night's worth of brunching and munching."
Brit & Gina (unison): "A whole night's worth?"
JT: "2-4 hours, give or take."
Brit: "That's impossible, why the only ones who can eat that fast is me n'. grrr, that lousy, no good."
Suddenly, Bri just rushed in the food storage.
Gina: "Bri, what's the matter?"
Bri: "Guys, we've been robbed!"
Brit: "Oh, we've been robbed, alright, from you!"
Bri: "What?"
Brit: "You know what I mean, SIS. Last night, you ate all the tuna and cookies."
Bri: "One, I hadn't eaten all the tuna last night, and two, we've got even worse problems than that, the lab's been raided."
Gina: "No way."
Bri: "You better believe it, sis, take a good look inside."
Minutes later, they arrived at the scene of the crime, Gamma Deck, Brianna's Temporary Weapons Lab and Armory.
Gina: "Jinkies! Look at this mess."
JT: "Whoa! Either someone did a little R&D here, or turned overkill for a little redecorating."
The weapons lab was totally iced. Firearms, battle armor and empty gun shells scattered on the floor, holes on every corner, unlocked lockers and ammo cases, and unorganized gunsmithing/armor forging tools on the table.
Bri (gnawing her fingernail): "You're telling me, and worst of all, all my strongest photon blasters and guns were stolen, including my sporty armor pack."
JT: "So it seems, Brianna, so it seems. Wait a sec, Gina, didn't you said that the blackout only affected the house level."
Gina: "Why, yes. Why'd you ask?"
JT: "If the lab wasn't affected, that means the lab's security cameras were still running."
Gina: "Say, that's a great idea. We could check last night's surveillance and see who broke into Bri's Weapons Lab."
JT: "Okay, let's do it."
As Brittany and Brianna left the weapons lab, Gina stopped for a moment.
Gina: "Oh, and JT, even if you thought up that idea, it doesn't mean you're off the hook yet."
JT (sigh): "."
The Diggers Sisters arrived at the surveillance room, and Gina was browsing the security system for last night's surveillance.
GD: "There, I've located last night's recording, let's see what really happened in Bri's lab."
Gina played the tape and it revealed last night's incident. In the screen, the entire facility was okay at first. But then the strangest thing happened, the hatch door opened and a familiar set of clothes walked inside on their own. A pink hat floated above a filled up blouse and jacket, a pair of shoes underneath a sexy tight pair of jeans.
Gina (shock): "I don't believe it!"
Bri (ashamed): "Hey! Those are my old clothes, I've always wonder where they've been."
It was really Bri's clothes who broken in her lab. There was no one wearing them, only a disembodied figure, but strangely similar to Brianna. Its unseen hands reached for one of the weapon lockers and opened it, taking out a few weapons in hand and several armor plates. After trying out several firearms and packed up the weapons it needed, it noticed the hidden security camera and shot it, leaving a screen in static.
Bri: "Just great, my lab's been robbed by the invisible woman herself, and wearing my clothes."
JT: "I wonder. Gina, does the cameras were designed with infer red scopes that can track any magical, ethereal, or phantasmic substance?"
Gina: "Of course, I always made sure to protect lab from anything, why's that?"
JT: "I have a hunch that our perpetrator is someone very, and I mean VERY close to us."
Gina: "Okay, but I hope you're right about this."
So Gina rewinds the tape and plays back with the camera taken with infer red scopes. Instead of revealing disembodied clothing, the clothing were filled by a strange, yet familiar figure.
JT (pointing the screen): "Right there, freeze it! Now zoom in the image, enhance it, and switch the display to 16MC (16 million colors)."
Gina: "Okay."
So Gina paused the tape, zoomed in the image, and enhanced it. Then she switched the infer red display to 16MC, and revealed the criminal's true identity, and it was. Brianna?!
Gina: "Zoinks! It's, it's you, Bri!"
Bri: "WHAT?! You mean all this time "I" crashed in my own weapons lab? That can't be me!"
Brit: "The camera doesn't lie, sis', it got your name written all over it."
Bri: "I'm telling ya', it's not me! Besides, she look so 90's."
JT: "You know what? She's right! Look at her, the clothes, the spots on her hair, the eye stripe, and her whole body is transparent and giving out a green glow. In other words, I think we're facing a spiritual version of the old Brianna."
Bri: "Great! Now we got a ghost haunting the lab."
JT: "True, but color me puzzled, how did that spirit able to reanimate to look like the old Brianna? And why is it here? Wait a minute, the one I made sweet lovin' was a."
Before JT would able to finish his last remark, the alarm set off. And flashed from one of the security monitors.
Gina: "Uh-oh, looks like we got another intruder in the complex, and by the looks of it, it's the Vehicle Garage. I'll send some of my hurtbots to apprehend the situation."
She punched in a prompt from her keyboard to activate her hurtbots, but there was no response.
Gina: "Dammit! Someone just override my hurtbot system. I can't activate them."
Brit: "Well, looks like we have to find out the old fashion way."
Bri & JT (unison): "Right!"
And so, they reached the Vehicle Garage at the Alpha Deck. But somehow, the garage was a bit quiet, too quiet.
Gina: "Well, this is strange, there's nobody here."
JT: "Wrong, Brit, the intruder is still among us, and very ghastly indeed. I have a "sixth sense" for messing with the supernatural, you know."
Brit (wiggling her ears): "Wait, I hear something. It sounds like car keys turning on the ignition."
She was right, someone was turning the ignition on, and it then started the engine. Without warning one of the Ginamobiles drove out of its parking space in full throttle, and heading straight at them.
JT: " Oh, shiii."
Brittany and Brianna quickly picked up Gina and JT, and ran out of its way before it could run'em over and turned them into roadkill. But then it instantly stopped at the Main Elevator Shaft and transported to the upper level. JT and the girls can still hear the tires streak out of the main garage and out the driveway.
JT (freaked out): "Well, that was unexpected, huh Gina. Gina?"
Unfortunately, Gina's sad Bambi-like eyes started to pour tears and she fell down to her knees in shock.
Gina (crying): "My Ginamobile. THAT B1TCH HIJACKED MY GINAMOBILE MARK 1!!!"
JT: "Whadya' mean? '_'; "
Gina: "Oh, you know what I mean, JT! Before we jumped out of the way, I've gotten a good look at the one on the wheel, it was that "other" Gina you were talking about!"
JT: "Then I was right the whole time, and you accused me of lying."
Gina: "I'm so sorry, JT, I would happen like this, and I'm sorry for lying to you about your slime."
JT: "What? You mean you didn't safe preserved my specimen? Where is it?"
Gina: "I've spilled on a laundry basket full of my old clothes of my sisters and me, and I told Brit to. wait, Brit, didn't I told you to wash those?"
Brit: "^-^; Eh-heh, I was going to say that after you two were finished."
Bri, Gina & JT (unison): "BRIT!"
Well, it's gonna take a while for Brittany to explain everything, so the story still goes on at the next chapter of The Diggers Ghostbusters.
Preview: On the next chapter of The Diggers Ghostbusters, Brit had a really hard time explain her mishap', so two weeks later, AD came back to Atlanta to check on his brother and the Diggers Sister, and went on an expedition. But little did they know their "past" has trailed them for the haunting of their lives. Next time on The Diggers Ghostbusters, chapter 3: Terror at Japan.
Author's notes:
Well, I'm half way to finish this story, so I hope you enjoy it. After I'm done with this, I might as well start on Gold Digger: Twin Warrior Chronicles Redux, a Revised Version of my first GD fic, and with few add- ons. So I better get started on chapter 3 now. See ya'!
By: Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos nadiaja@bellsouth.net tfjt_2000@yahoo.com
Time for a disclaimer:
This fanfic is based on AP's hit manga series by Fred Perry called Gold Digger. AP and Fred Perry copyright Gold Digger, so I don't mean to harm them. I also included my original characters in the fanfic, so they're copyrighted by me. I'm only using the characters for my fanfic. I'm only making this fanfic more interesting. SO PLEASE DON'T SUE ME! Thank you for your support.
Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos
Chapter 2: Guns, Buns, n' Ghostly Gals
Last time, Gina agreed to work with ThunderFox JT on his ectoplasm research at Gina's Lab. After one last test with a slime sample, JT had a phone call from his brother, GreatDragon AD, while Gina takes care of cleaning up the instruments. But when Gina picked up JT's jar of ectoplasmic slime, Brit took her by surprise after laundry duty and Gina accidentally spilled the slime on the laundry basket filled with their old clothes that takes back during the first issues of the B&W series. That night, Brit decided to leave the slime-infected clothes in the laundry room and wash them tomorrow. But little did she know, that the oozing laundry started to glow and mysteriously came to life, materializing into green spiritual versions of the old Diggers Sisters. What horrors wait for the Diggers household?
The ghostly doppelgangers joyfully adapted their new surroundings, since the house has changed a lot since the "good ol' days", so they agreed to split up. Ghost Brittany, or should I say Cheetah, decided to raid the kitchen, while the ghastly versions of Gina and Brianna decided to venture the lab. The twisted sisters opened up the aux elevator shaft and went in, with an eerie shut from the slide doors.
JT (gasped): "NO! "
Our daring young warrior woke up from a terrible vision of what has yet to come. He sighed and wiped the sweat from his forehead, realizing of his terrifying dream.
JT: "What a nightmare, even worse than being chased by the Kool-Aid Man with a horrific face. Ghost Diggers, feh. What a whacked-out dream."
For one brief of relief, he pulled up his blanket and went back to sleep. Suddenly, he heard the door creaked. He opened up his eyes in fear, and stood up.
JT: "What was that? Who's there?"
There was no answer, and his bedroom door slowly opened.
JT: "Answer me!"
Still no answer and the door was halfway opened. Then a glowing green glove grasped the side of the door.
JT (blindly looking for the lamp switch): "Don't come any closer. I'm warning you... I'M A TWIN WARRIOR!"
Then a shadowy figure slithered out of the door with its glowing green eyes.
JT (screams): "AHHHH!"
The shadowy figure reached for a light switch, and as the lights were turned on, it revealed itself to be none other than Gina.
Gina: "BOO!"
JT: "o_O; AUUUUUGH. Gina? '_'; Thank God, it's only you. Don't you ever scare me like that again!"
Gina (giggles): "Tee hee, sorry, I couldn't help myself after seeing you so spooked out all of a sudden."
JT (sarcastic): "Ha, ha, very funny. Wait a minute, why are you up so late? It's midnight. How did you glow in the dark? And why are you wearing your old expedition clothes? Haven't seen you wearing those since we first met."
Gina: "Well, one, I couldn't sleep, so I decided to do a little late night work shift in the lab. Two, I spilled some of my glow-in-the-dark potion on myself, but it's temporary. And three, I wore this for a "special occasion"."
After she unzipped her blouse, she removed her hat, locked the door, seductively walked toward him and removed his bed sheet.
JT: "Gina, are you feeling okay? 'Cause you look a bit "different", tonight. Please don't tell me that glow stuff has gotten to your head? '_' "
But then she pounced into him like a hungry tiger.
JT: "Girlfriend, this is unlikely of you! I say you're not feeling okay!"
Gina (removing JT's shirt): "Oh, I'm more than okay, I feel GREAT! I've waited a long time for this, especially how "beefy" you've become!"
JT: "What the hell are you talking about, Gina?! Look, I know deep inside I still love you, but THIS!? It's waaaaaay out of my league, and I'm still in high school. Besides, I'm not that "beefy", I'm basically thin muscular."
Gina (staring at JT): "Shut up and kiss me, you fool!"
JT: "No way, I respect feminine modesty, and there's no way I'm gonna do anything like that."
Gina: "Oh so, but will you do it for THESE!"
She pulled out the sides of her blouse and showed of her busty "puppies" with a little groping.
JT (idiotic): "Well. since you put it that way!"
In an instant, he quickly kissed her in the lips, and his arms wrapped around her. She smothered him completely with her boobs. , he thought. As he enjoyed his long-life fantasy, his door started to knock repeatedly.
???: "JT, open up! Are you okay in there?"
Gina (with an annoyed look): "Shit, and I was enjoying myself."
After that distraction, her body started to fade in sight until she completely disappeared, living an empty blouse and shorts on JT's chest and her gloves and boots fell off from the bed. Too bad JT didn't notice her disappearing act since his eyes were closed after all the smothering.
JT (opened his eyes): "Gina? Why'd you stop all of a sudden? Where'd ya' go? It was getting' good."
But then the door was barged in, and it was Brianna, Brittany, and Gina?!
Gina: "What just happened? The electricity went out and I had to turn on the back-up generator from the lab. Good thing I came in to check on you and. Oh my God!
Gina was shocked as she stared at JT covered with her old blouse and shorts', including her boots, gloves, and hat scattered around his room.
Brit: "This is what I get out of bed after leaving my muffin alone?"
JT: "Oh, hi, Brit, Bri, and. Gina? You're back, and why'd you changed back to your nightgown?"
Gina (picking up her hat from the floor): "JT, you sick pervert, what were you doing with all my clothes scattered in your room?"
JT: "Say what?"
Gina (griping her fist in anger): "You heard me? And I was so worried about you, and all you've been doing is dreaming your sick fantasies with my clothes."
JT (mumbling): "But, but, you were here. and you were on me. and doing. but you're. oh fudge!"
Bri: "Busted!"
Gina: "That's it, we're going to have a little talk about this in the morning."
JT: "But, but."
Gina: "Not one word out of you, now clean up this mess and get back to bed."
Brianna: "I hate to be in your shoes, but you're in soo much trouble."
As the Diggers left, JT felt very confused about this, as he picked up every piece of Gina's clothes from the floor.
JT: "I just don't get it, how can Gina be out in her nightgown since she was with me the whole time, and she was acting a bit suspicious after she cleaned up the Biochemical Research Lab and earlier tonight. Maybe there were two Gina's. nah, it couldn't be?"
After picking up the last piece of clothing, he dropped them in a basket and left it outside the guestroom door.
JT (sigh): "I hope Gina would forgive me, but I guess it's best for her to find another man who's not a total pervert and liar."
With disappointment on his mind, he went back to his room. But the discarded clothes started to glow again, and instead of moaning, it spoke.
Gina's clothes: "JT. I'll make sure that impostor, and her copycat sisters will never bother you EVER again."
The next morning, everyone was at the kitchen enjoying his or her breakfast. JT slowly ate his bowl of Smore Grahams in despair. Gina is still frustrated from last night's perversion and continued reading her newspaper and drinking her coffee. As for Brit, she was desperately searching through the cupboards and the refrigerator for tuna, but no dice.
Brit (annoyed): "Grrr, I can't believe we're out of tuna already, whatever happened to those dozen cases and 4 industrial-size cans full of chunky tuna from last week's grocery shopping?"
Gina: "Well, Brit, why don't you look much harder, I'm not going out for tuna again. I wish there was some guy who's more modest and normal, unlike some people I know of."
JT then quickly finished his cereal and drank all the milk from the bowl
JT: "Ah, c'mon, Gina! I'm telling ya', it's not what it looks like, I could've sworn it was you getting it on to me, really!"
Gina: "Oh pa-lease, I was at my room the whole time. Then there was that blackout, and finally, I caught you red handed with my clothes."
JT: "Either you're telling me the truth or there was another you in this house. And believe me, she seemed a lot horny for a small piece of beefcake like me."
Gina: "Why, I never! You're just thin-muscular."
JT: "Exactly, well, athletic that is."
Brit (shriek): "AHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Gina & JT (unison): "BRIT!"
Gina: "It came from the food storage."
JT: "Uh-oh, I don't like the sound of that."
They quickly rushed to the food storage, but it was too late. Brit was down her knees in tears, miserably looking at 4 empty industrial-size tuna cans and some cases.
Gina: "Sis', what just happened?"
Brit (tearing): " They're gone, they're all gone. . my babies."
JT: "What?"
Brit (showing an empty can): "You heard me, some tuna munchin' glutton just cleaned out our entire supply of tuna. And worst of all, it even ate all the chocolate chip cookies!"
Gina: "There goes my peaceful morning."
JT looked at one of the empty cans. He wiped the inside with his finger and felt it.
JT: "Hmm, you're right, Brit, someone or something did cleaned off all those cans. By the looks of it, it made a really good job out of it."
Gina: "Whadya' mean?"
JT: "Well, after I examined one of the cans, there was no substance or oily spring water in'em, it's completely spotless. No ordinary human can clean out an entire month's supply of tuna, and it only took a whole night's worth of brunching and munching."
Brit & Gina (unison): "A whole night's worth?"
JT: "2-4 hours, give or take."
Brit: "That's impossible, why the only ones who can eat that fast is me n'. grrr, that lousy, no good."
Suddenly, Bri just rushed in the food storage.
Gina: "Bri, what's the matter?"
Bri: "Guys, we've been robbed!"
Brit: "Oh, we've been robbed, alright, from you!"
Bri: "What?"
Brit: "You know what I mean, SIS. Last night, you ate all the tuna and cookies."
Bri: "One, I hadn't eaten all the tuna last night, and two, we've got even worse problems than that, the lab's been raided."
Gina: "No way."
Bri: "You better believe it, sis, take a good look inside."
Minutes later, they arrived at the scene of the crime, Gamma Deck, Brianna's Temporary Weapons Lab and Armory.
Gina: "Jinkies! Look at this mess."
JT: "Whoa! Either someone did a little R&D here, or turned overkill for a little redecorating."
The weapons lab was totally iced. Firearms, battle armor and empty gun shells scattered on the floor, holes on every corner, unlocked lockers and ammo cases, and unorganized gunsmithing/armor forging tools on the table.
Bri (gnawing her fingernail): "You're telling me, and worst of all, all my strongest photon blasters and guns were stolen, including my sporty armor pack."
JT: "So it seems, Brianna, so it seems. Wait a sec, Gina, didn't you said that the blackout only affected the house level."
Gina: "Why, yes. Why'd you ask?"
JT: "If the lab wasn't affected, that means the lab's security cameras were still running."
Gina: "Say, that's a great idea. We could check last night's surveillance and see who broke into Bri's Weapons Lab."
JT: "Okay, let's do it."
As Brittany and Brianna left the weapons lab, Gina stopped for a moment.
Gina: "Oh, and JT, even if you thought up that idea, it doesn't mean you're off the hook yet."
JT (sigh): "."
The Diggers Sisters arrived at the surveillance room, and Gina was browsing the security system for last night's surveillance.
GD: "There, I've located last night's recording, let's see what really happened in Bri's lab."
Gina played the tape and it revealed last night's incident. In the screen, the entire facility was okay at first. But then the strangest thing happened, the hatch door opened and a familiar set of clothes walked inside on their own. A pink hat floated above a filled up blouse and jacket, a pair of shoes underneath a sexy tight pair of jeans.
Gina (shock): "I don't believe it!"
Bri (ashamed): "Hey! Those are my old clothes, I've always wonder where they've been."
It was really Bri's clothes who broken in her lab. There was no one wearing them, only a disembodied figure, but strangely similar to Brianna. Its unseen hands reached for one of the weapon lockers and opened it, taking out a few weapons in hand and several armor plates. After trying out several firearms and packed up the weapons it needed, it noticed the hidden security camera and shot it, leaving a screen in static.
Bri: "Just great, my lab's been robbed by the invisible woman herself, and wearing my clothes."
JT: "I wonder. Gina, does the cameras were designed with infer red scopes that can track any magical, ethereal, or phantasmic substance?"
Gina: "Of course, I always made sure to protect lab from anything, why's that?"
JT: "I have a hunch that our perpetrator is someone very, and I mean VERY close to us."
Gina: "Okay, but I hope you're right about this."
So Gina rewinds the tape and plays back with the camera taken with infer red scopes. Instead of revealing disembodied clothing, the clothing were filled by a strange, yet familiar figure.
JT (pointing the screen): "Right there, freeze it! Now zoom in the image, enhance it, and switch the display to 16MC (16 million colors)."
Gina: "Okay."
So Gina paused the tape, zoomed in the image, and enhanced it. Then she switched the infer red display to 16MC, and revealed the criminal's true identity, and it was. Brianna?!
Gina: "Zoinks! It's, it's you, Bri!"
Bri: "WHAT?! You mean all this time "I" crashed in my own weapons lab? That can't be me!"
Brit: "The camera doesn't lie, sis', it got your name written all over it."
Bri: "I'm telling ya', it's not me! Besides, she look so 90's."
JT: "You know what? She's right! Look at her, the clothes, the spots on her hair, the eye stripe, and her whole body is transparent and giving out a green glow. In other words, I think we're facing a spiritual version of the old Brianna."
Bri: "Great! Now we got a ghost haunting the lab."
JT: "True, but color me puzzled, how did that spirit able to reanimate to look like the old Brianna? And why is it here? Wait a minute, the one I made sweet lovin' was a."
Before JT would able to finish his last remark, the alarm set off. And flashed from one of the security monitors.
Gina: "Uh-oh, looks like we got another intruder in the complex, and by the looks of it, it's the Vehicle Garage. I'll send some of my hurtbots to apprehend the situation."
She punched in a prompt from her keyboard to activate her hurtbots, but there was no response.
Gina: "Dammit! Someone just override my hurtbot system. I can't activate them."
Brit: "Well, looks like we have to find out the old fashion way."
Bri & JT (unison): "Right!"
And so, they reached the Vehicle Garage at the Alpha Deck. But somehow, the garage was a bit quiet, too quiet.
Gina: "Well, this is strange, there's nobody here."
JT: "Wrong, Brit, the intruder is still among us, and very ghastly indeed. I have a "sixth sense" for messing with the supernatural, you know."
Brit (wiggling her ears): "Wait, I hear something. It sounds like car keys turning on the ignition."
She was right, someone was turning the ignition on, and it then started the engine. Without warning one of the Ginamobiles drove out of its parking space in full throttle, and heading straight at them.
JT: " Oh, shiii."
Brittany and Brianna quickly picked up Gina and JT, and ran out of its way before it could run'em over and turned them into roadkill. But then it instantly stopped at the Main Elevator Shaft and transported to the upper level. JT and the girls can still hear the tires streak out of the main garage and out the driveway.
JT (freaked out): "Well, that was unexpected, huh Gina. Gina?"
Unfortunately, Gina's sad Bambi-like eyes started to pour tears and she fell down to her knees in shock.
Gina (crying): "My Ginamobile. THAT B1TCH HIJACKED MY GINAMOBILE MARK 1!!!"
JT: "Whadya' mean? '_'; "
Gina: "Oh, you know what I mean, JT! Before we jumped out of the way, I've gotten a good look at the one on the wheel, it was that "other" Gina you were talking about!"
JT: "Then I was right the whole time, and you accused me of lying."
Gina: "I'm so sorry, JT, I would happen like this, and I'm sorry for lying to you about your slime."
JT: "What? You mean you didn't safe preserved my specimen? Where is it?"
Gina: "I've spilled on a laundry basket full of my old clothes of my sisters and me, and I told Brit to. wait, Brit, didn't I told you to wash those?"
Brit: "^-^; Eh-heh, I was going to say that after you two were finished."
Bri, Gina & JT (unison): "BRIT!"
Well, it's gonna take a while for Brittany to explain everything, so the story still goes on at the next chapter of The Diggers Ghostbusters.
Preview: On the next chapter of The Diggers Ghostbusters, Brit had a really hard time explain her mishap', so two weeks later, AD came back to Atlanta to check on his brother and the Diggers Sister, and went on an expedition. But little did they know their "past" has trailed them for the haunting of their lives. Next time on The Diggers Ghostbusters, chapter 3: Terror at Japan.
Author's notes:
Well, I'm half way to finish this story, so I hope you enjoy it. After I'm done with this, I might as well start on Gold Digger: Twin Warrior Chronicles Redux, a Revised Version of my first GD fic, and with few add- ons. So I better get started on chapter 3 now. See ya'!