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CH VI: 1630 and 22 Seconds
Sylvan bounced into her room, throwing open the door and shaking the Elves awake. Drizzt groaned and swatted at Sylvan, whose bouncing saved her from getting slapped in the leg.
"I took my exam exam exam!" Sylvan said happily. Haldir opened one eye.
"Huzzah," he said dryly.
"I agree. Huzzah," Drizzt said, rolling over and swatting yet again at Sylvan. This time he did not miss and ended up knocking her down on her bed.
"Thank you both soooooooooooooooooooooooo much!" she said.
"Why?" Drizzt asked.
"What did we do?" Haldir asked.
"You two helped me study and because of y'all I got a ninety- ninety- ninety-seven!" Sylvan announced, flopping over onto her stomach and shoving the test paper into Drizzt's face.
"What do you know, she passed," Drizzt said, passing the paper up to Haldir.
"Excellent," Haldir said. Sylvan was on her bed, sitting up with her legs crossed but still bouncing.
"But really. Thank you both 'cause I know it was really in inconvenience for y'all to have to get up at 0300 and stay up with me to study but with out y'all I really couldn't've done it," Sylvan said all in one breath.
"Oh it was nothing," Drizzt said. "After all, I only got beaten over the head with a pillow, discovered I could get drunk on coffee, and discovered that hangovers are really painful."
"Yeah, and I'll I suffered was getting my mouth washed out with soap and getting high off of incense. No big deal," Haldir said with a shrug.
"You're trying to guilt me, aren't y'all?" Sylvan asked. Drizzt and Haldir looked at each other.
"No, of course we aren't Sylvan, nothing like that." they both began to say.
"Well, That's good because if you were I wouldn't take y'all with me tonight."
"Where are you going?" Haldir asked, becoming interested now.
"Oh, just a girlfriend and I are going to the mall to celebrate. We both made 'A's on our science exams and I figured that I should let you two come along for helping me."
"Oh," Haldir said. He became uninterested immediately.
"Girlfriend? I didn't know you were that way," Drizzt said. Sylvan seized a pillow and threw it at Drizzt.
"No, girlfriend as in best friend. Blondie Wall. We were just going to get some money from our adults to grab something to eat and then buy some movie tickets.then go movie hopping."
"Oh, okay," Drizzt said.
"Did you say movie hopping?" Haldir said.
"Yeah," Sylvan said.
"Is that anything like concert hopping? You buy one ticket but go around from concert to concert because you're already in the auditoriums?"
"Exact concept, Haldir my boy," Sylvan said. "You would be an excellent hopper."
"Well, if he's going I have to go too. Don't think I don't know what's going on between the both of you," Drizzt said, receiving a glare from Sylvan and Haldir.
"Nothing is going on, Drow, understood?" Sylvan said, her eyes turning red once again. Drizzt tried to hide under his blankets.
"Understood, Sylvan ma'am," he said.
"But you can still come with us. We're going at eighteen hundred hours."
"I want to go!" Haldir said.
"Will it be fun?" Drizzt asked.
"Duh," Sylvan said. "Just say yes."
"Yes."
"Okay you're coming. So: what movies shall we see?"
"NO CHICKFLICKS!" the males said together (simultaneously, too!).
"Oh, come on. You both know you like them. Amanda and I had considered hopping A Walk To Remember," Sylvan said. "Besides. We're going to go see some G&G (guts and gore.like Braveheart) movies too."
"G&G?" Drizzt asked.
"Guts and gore (did he not see the parentheses?). Good stuff. Shut up and don't argue," Haldir said, his eyes getting big. "Promise? I'll go with you to see A Walk To Remember if you'll take me to a good G&G movie."
"You're sick," Drizzt said. "Can we go see The Two Towers. I want to see the guy that plays Haldir make Haldir die."
"NO!" Haldir said.
"Only if you will go with Haldir, Blondie, and I to see AWTR."
"I'll go! I just want to make fun of Haldir."
"Noooo.." Haldir groaned. "He always makes fun of me every time you watch FotR. Please don't, Sylvan."
"Okay, we'll go see TTT," Sylvan said.
"No fair." Haldir moaned. "How come they can't make a movie about his life and do something increasingly wrong, like kill him, in it?" Drizzt smiled triumphantly.
"We'll go on one condition: no making fun of Haldir. The only reason he hasn't beaten the heck out of you for it is because I told him that if he did I would cut his hair in his sleep. Unevenly," Sylvan said. At this thought both Elves flinched.
"So I take it that if I make fun of him this time you will allow him to sit on me or something?"
"I AM NOT FAT!" Haldir screeched.
"That was included. Haldir, feel free to hurt him."
"No, Sylvan! Protect me! I'm sorry Haldir, I know you're not fat. They just chose a rather large guy to portray you in the movies."
"Thank you," Haldir said, returning to his bed.
"Do you swear on your scimitars not to make fun of Haldir?"
"I swear," Drizzt said, ducking in case Haldir had a muscle spasm in his arm and his head just happened to be in the way.
"Okay. Now, get dressed in something decent. Yes, Drizzt, you can wear my Doors t-shirt. We're going to the mall!"
So, at 1800 hours, 10 minutes, and 36 seconds Blondie met them at the mall and they proceeded to get something to eat then go movie hopping.
"Hey, cool! He looks just like you, Haldir!"
"Drizzt." Sylvan warned. Haldir squared his shoulders and glared menacingly.
"Except for the fact that he holds his bow entirely wrong and."
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CH VI: 1630 and 22 Seconds
Sylvan bounced into her room, throwing open the door and shaking the Elves awake. Drizzt groaned and swatted at Sylvan, whose bouncing saved her from getting slapped in the leg.
"I took my exam exam exam!" Sylvan said happily. Haldir opened one eye.
"Huzzah," he said dryly.
"I agree. Huzzah," Drizzt said, rolling over and swatting yet again at Sylvan. This time he did not miss and ended up knocking her down on her bed.
"Thank you both soooooooooooooooooooooooo much!" she said.
"Why?" Drizzt asked.
"What did we do?" Haldir asked.
"You two helped me study and because of y'all I got a ninety- ninety- ninety-seven!" Sylvan announced, flopping over onto her stomach and shoving the test paper into Drizzt's face.
"What do you know, she passed," Drizzt said, passing the paper up to Haldir.
"Excellent," Haldir said. Sylvan was on her bed, sitting up with her legs crossed but still bouncing.
"But really. Thank you both 'cause I know it was really in inconvenience for y'all to have to get up at 0300 and stay up with me to study but with out y'all I really couldn't've done it," Sylvan said all in one breath.
"Oh it was nothing," Drizzt said. "After all, I only got beaten over the head with a pillow, discovered I could get drunk on coffee, and discovered that hangovers are really painful."
"Yeah, and I'll I suffered was getting my mouth washed out with soap and getting high off of incense. No big deal," Haldir said with a shrug.
"You're trying to guilt me, aren't y'all?" Sylvan asked. Drizzt and Haldir looked at each other.
"No, of course we aren't Sylvan, nothing like that." they both began to say.
"Well, That's good because if you were I wouldn't take y'all with me tonight."
"Where are you going?" Haldir asked, becoming interested now.
"Oh, just a girlfriend and I are going to the mall to celebrate. We both made 'A's on our science exams and I figured that I should let you two come along for helping me."
"Oh," Haldir said. He became uninterested immediately.
"Girlfriend? I didn't know you were that way," Drizzt said. Sylvan seized a pillow and threw it at Drizzt.
"No, girlfriend as in best friend. Blondie Wall. We were just going to get some money from our adults to grab something to eat and then buy some movie tickets.then go movie hopping."
"Oh, okay," Drizzt said.
"Did you say movie hopping?" Haldir said.
"Yeah," Sylvan said.
"Is that anything like concert hopping? You buy one ticket but go around from concert to concert because you're already in the auditoriums?"
"Exact concept, Haldir my boy," Sylvan said. "You would be an excellent hopper."
"Well, if he's going I have to go too. Don't think I don't know what's going on between the both of you," Drizzt said, receiving a glare from Sylvan and Haldir.
"Nothing is going on, Drow, understood?" Sylvan said, her eyes turning red once again. Drizzt tried to hide under his blankets.
"Understood, Sylvan ma'am," he said.
"But you can still come with us. We're going at eighteen hundred hours."
"I want to go!" Haldir said.
"Will it be fun?" Drizzt asked.
"Duh," Sylvan said. "Just say yes."
"Yes."
"Okay you're coming. So: what movies shall we see?"
"NO CHICKFLICKS!" the males said together (simultaneously, too!).
"Oh, come on. You both know you like them. Amanda and I had considered hopping A Walk To Remember," Sylvan said. "Besides. We're going to go see some G&G (guts and gore.like Braveheart) movies too."
"G&G?" Drizzt asked.
"Guts and gore (did he not see the parentheses?). Good stuff. Shut up and don't argue," Haldir said, his eyes getting big. "Promise? I'll go with you to see A Walk To Remember if you'll take me to a good G&G movie."
"You're sick," Drizzt said. "Can we go see The Two Towers. I want to see the guy that plays Haldir make Haldir die."
"NO!" Haldir said.
"Only if you will go with Haldir, Blondie, and I to see AWTR."
"I'll go! I just want to make fun of Haldir."
"Noooo.." Haldir groaned. "He always makes fun of me every time you watch FotR. Please don't, Sylvan."
"Okay, we'll go see TTT," Sylvan said.
"No fair." Haldir moaned. "How come they can't make a movie about his life and do something increasingly wrong, like kill him, in it?" Drizzt smiled triumphantly.
"We'll go on one condition: no making fun of Haldir. The only reason he hasn't beaten the heck out of you for it is because I told him that if he did I would cut his hair in his sleep. Unevenly," Sylvan said. At this thought both Elves flinched.
"So I take it that if I make fun of him this time you will allow him to sit on me or something?"
"I AM NOT FAT!" Haldir screeched.
"That was included. Haldir, feel free to hurt him."
"No, Sylvan! Protect me! I'm sorry Haldir, I know you're not fat. They just chose a rather large guy to portray you in the movies."
"Thank you," Haldir said, returning to his bed.
"Do you swear on your scimitars not to make fun of Haldir?"
"I swear," Drizzt said, ducking in case Haldir had a muscle spasm in his arm and his head just happened to be in the way.
"Okay. Now, get dressed in something decent. Yes, Drizzt, you can wear my Doors t-shirt. We're going to the mall!"
So, at 1800 hours, 10 minutes, and 36 seconds Blondie met them at the mall and they proceeded to get something to eat then go movie hopping.
"Hey, cool! He looks just like you, Haldir!"
"Drizzt." Sylvan warned. Haldir squared his shoulders and glared menacingly.
"Except for the fact that he holds his bow entirely wrong and."
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