Kitty Strikes Schwarz

AN: Uh, just a little side note. If anyone here read School Project Schwarz, a scene at the end will seem a little familiar. Aw come on, it was funny! Admit it! ....okay, never mind, just read...

Chapter Two

Babysitters

There was complete silence.

"You," Farfie said," are gonna help me kill God."

Kitty blinked, as if trying to remember something. But failed. "God? How"

"FARFARELLO," Crawford yelled. "Where have you been?"

"I took a walk in the park."

Silence again.

"The park," Schuldich asked flatly.

"Un-huh."

Crawford turned to Nagi. "Nagi, you're the youngest here. Talk to her. Get some answers."

Nagi eyed Farfie first. He was quite sure he wanted to be near Farfie before the insane dude took his medication.

Farfie didn't say anything but started whislting. That drew more stares. "If anyone wants me, I'll be playing with the onion peeler."

No one said a word other than watch him walk into the kitchen.

"We need a lock for the kitchen," Crawford said, to no one really.

Nagi turned to Kitty. In his gentlest voice, he asked, "What's your name?"

"Kitty."

He waited for a last name.

He didn't get one.

Giving up, he added, "Kitty, when you get home, don't tell your parents about me. PLEASE. I don't want to get kicked out of high school and into jail and oh my god" Nagi started hyperventilating.

"Nagi," Crawford's voice hissed with an edge to it.

The youngest member of Schwarz became quiet for a second. "Whereare you from?"

The little girl sighed. "I'm not sure. I don't remember anything."

Nagi blinked slowly. "Crawford"

"What?"

"The kid has amnesia. She doesn't remember a thing about where she came from."

"" Silence came from Crawford. The American couldn't seem to decide if this was a good or bad thing. Finally, deciding that it would be best to phone their boss for directions, he stalked toward the phone in the other room.

Schuldich watched him leave, then turning to Kitty. "I'll search her mind for her," he drawled out. Actually, he was curious since he knew Farfie wouldn't just choose anyone to become hisapprentice.

Focusing his mind on her'she suddenly realized something. "It'sblank," he studdered.

"What?" Nagi asked, some what in a tone of unbelief.

"It's blank. Her mind is totally blank other than what happened in the park," the German stated.

"What happened in the park?"

He told Nagi about the knife incident.

Nagi just stared back.

"Fine," Schuldich snapped. "Don't believe me!"

Nagi sweatdropped. "I believe you. I think."

Crawford came back in. "I swearI didn't even see this coming" he muttered to himself, over and over again. "All right," he began once he got everyone's attention. "Estet said we're to keep Kitty under careful watch until further notice."

Schuldich's eyes widened, preventing Crawford from saying more. "WHAT!?!? A KID UNDER THE SAME ROOF AS ME??!?! CAREFUL WATCH!?!? WHAT DOES ESTET THINK I AM?!!? A BABYSITTER!?!?"

"Schuldich" Crawford began in a low, silky tone.

But the German didn't hear him. He was busy panicking. "Oh my god, I can't even make out with you at the table. Hell, I can't even make out with you at night! What will the kid think? I mean, she'll think I'm a sick, corrupted—" He stopped, mid-sentence, noticing something. "Wait, I AM sick and corrupted and damn proud."

Nagi rolled his eyes.

Crawford's forehead began lining up with notches. "Introduce yourselves. Get comfortable. She'll be here for a while." With that last thought, he walked out the room rather quickly, slamming the door behind him.

"The stick just went up another few inches."

"I wonder who has a bigger stick," Nagi drawled out. "Aya or Crawford."

Schuldich raised an eyebrow at the teenager. "Want me to find out?"

"WHAT??!!"

"I'm kidding, I'm kidding." He turned to Kitty who looked a bit confused and disturbed. "Okay, kid, now that we're living in the same house, we might as well get used to each other. I'm Schuldich."

"Shoe ditch?"

The German's eyebrow twitched as Nagi snickered. Schu glared at him.

"NoSchuldich. Pronouce after me. Schul. Dich."

"Schuldick?"

Total silence.

Nagi fell on the floor laughing his ass off. Schuldich even snickered at that. "Dirty mind for a kid eh? I like that. Wish Crawford would call me that." Suddenly, an evil glint lit up in his eye. "HeyKitty, sweety. Would you do me a favor?"

Crawford looked up from his laptop when he saw Kitty enter. "What?"

The girl didn't answer at first, not until she got right beside up Crawford. Then, she looked up and into his eyes. "Niisan, Schuldick wants you up in his bedroom so he can remove the stick up your ass. He wants to compare it with another stick up another ass of another guy called Aya or something."

There was silence. Much twitching was going on above Crawford's eyebrows.

"SCHULDICH!!!!"

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