Kitty Strikes Schwarz

Chapter Three

In Training

"Wake up, wake up."

Sleeping in the guest bedroom, Kitty's slumber was interrupted by some one shaking her awake. Rubbing her eyes, she asked what most normal people who ask that early in the morning. "Uh?"

"I have to start your training." It was Farfie that was doing all the shaking. His voice was pretty normal but he had an insane edge to his voice.

"But, Farfie-niisan, it's only five in the morning." She added a yawn to that.

"Sleeping too much helps God. I want to see you in the kitchen by 5:30." With that, he left Kitty alone to figure out what just happened.

The little kid stumbled out of bed, tripping over various objects in the dark while trying to get to the bathroom. Finally, standing on her toes, she managed to flip on the lights.

"EEEK!" She shrieked as she realized she was in the wrong room. Turning off the lights, she nearly flew out of there and to the right room in less than a second.

"Huh?" Crawford muttered, as he rubbed his eyes. The oracle could have sworn some one screamed.

"HmBradley, I'll make ya feel good," Schuldich purred in his sleep while snuggly next to his lover.

Crawford wasn't exactly sure if Schuschu's dirty dreams about him was a good thing or a bad thing. Oh well. It was too early to think anyway. The oracle drifted off back into sleep.

"What are they doing in the kitchen?" Nagi asked, his kawaii eyes wide open. The teen stared at the closed kitchen door, locked in the inside. True, he could pick the lock easily, but frankly, he was afraid too.

The sound of something whirling and metal crunching came through.

Schulduch pouted. "I don't care what they're doing. But they're in the way of me and my Pocky.

"You mean, MY Pocky."

"Hell no, that Pocky is ALL mine."

"I was the one who BOUGHT that Pocky!"

"And I am the one who's gonna use it as a sex toy tonight!" Schuldich shouted back.

Nagi blinked. "Never mind. That Pocky is all yours now."

Meanwhile, behind the doors

"and this is a double-edged knife," Farfie proudly said as he presented it to Kitty. Where he got it I don't know. I don't want to know.

Kitty tilted her head to one side as she seem to study the knife. "Niisan, are we going to drop in the blender with the cheese grater and butcher knife?"

Farfie beamed. She was learning! "Of course," he said as he dropped it into the blender which was now full of little sharp objects. The clicking and banging noise of metal being chopped up got louder and louder. "Noise hurts God."

Because of the fact that there was no lid to this blender, a sharp edge of probably the cheese grater flew out and gazed Kitty across the cheek. The kid didn't flinch. Kitty's hand rose and slowly whipped the blood that was starting to drip down her face. "Niisan, may I have a Band-Aid?"

Farfie frowned. He wasn't too sure about that. "You may have a paper towel," he finally decided, giving it to her to press against the cut.

There was a clicking from the lock and the door flew open with Schuldich and Nagi standing there, staring.

Nagi's eye found the cut. "FARFIE! You child molester!"

The telepath eyed him wearily. "Nagi, we must talk about that mind of yours one day." He was already getting very disturbing images in his mind.

Farfie cackled. "No, I would never do that to my apprentice. However, to another child, that's not a bad idea"

Nagi sweatdropped, wishing he hadn't opened his mouth so soon. He walked up to Kitty, who was once again staring with those huge innocent eyes of hers, and floated a Band-Aid to his hand. However, when he looked back, the cut was almost healed. Nagi blinked. "What happened?"

Kitty felt for blood, but got nothing. "I think I heal fast," she simply stated. "I remember that once I" Her nose wrinkled up. "NoI can't seem to remember now"

Nagi looked troubled. "Schu"

"SHADDUP! I looking for that goddamn Pocky!"

Farfie blinked. "Oh, I ate it."

Silence. The telepath froze, and mad glint in his eyes. "YouPOCKY!?!?!" He lunged for Farfie's neck.

"Schuldich!" came a sharp order from the doorway.

Schuschu stopped in mid-leap. I do not know how's that's possible, but hey, this is the anime where people get flattened daily. Ernever mind.

Crawford stood at the door with a huge box of stawberry Pocky in his hand. "I saw this problem eariler." His glasses flashed and a smirk surfaced. "I wouldn't let us be denied of our fun later on."

The telepath got starry eyes and went to go jump Crawford in the middle of the hallway. "Oh Bradley-kun, I knew you cared about me!"

However, Crawford stepped aside causing Schuldich to go crashing into the wall. "But if you don't stop calling me by my first name," he added calmly, "you're getting nothing."

Kitty turned her gaze back to Nagi. "What fun? I wanna have fun too!"

Nagi turned red and started to sputter something.

Not getting then answer she wanted, she turned to Crawford. "Can I join too?"

The oracle's normally controlled face began to color a little.

Schuldich pulled himself together and began to snicker evilly. "If she was ten years older, I'd gladly have an orgy." From the glare he received with that statement, he added, "Of course, I'm not serious."

"What's an orgy?"

"It's when three or mor—"

"SCHULDICH!" Nagi screeched.

"I mean, Kitty, go back to playing with the blender. Bra-er, I mean, Crawford and I are going to do work now."

Crawford nodded. "Yeah, work."

They left very quickly.

"That was too close," Nagi muttered under his breath. He turned to say something to Farfie, who was playing with the vegetable knife, but decided better of it. Instead, he asked, "Do you still need Kitty?"

Farfie looked up, confused. "Kitty? Oh, my apprentice. No, her training is done for today."

Now that freaked Nagi out. For the past few days, Farfarello actually started sounding normal. "Okay. Hey, Kitty, you wanna go for a walk?"

The little child shrugged, still wondering what Crawford and Schuldich were talking about. "Sure," she answered and followed Nagi out the door.

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[[You are a sick author. A very sick author.]]
Isabelle: Hey! Who's the one who typed up the Chaos and Tracy sex scene?!?!
[[...well, it wasn't OOC. I mean, admit it. Crawford acted rather out of it in this chapter... And it didn't involve corrupting little kids!]]
Isabelle: Hey, it was you who came up with the whole 'schuldick' idea in the last chapter!????