Kitty Strikes Schwarz

Chapter Six

Mwahahaha!

"Okay, so that didn't work," Nagi said to Crawford the next day. The chibi had left a message of pure five minutes of silence which probably only succeeded in irritating Schuldich.

Speaking of the telepath, he still had not come out of this room unless it was for bathroom needs.

"What the hell did you say to him," Crawford asked monotonously, not looking up from his laptop once.

"Umthat's the problem. I didn't say anything."

The oracle paused in mid-type and turned his head to stare at Nagi. "What?"

"This answering message kind of scared me."

More staring.

"You listen to it!" Nagi demanded, a cordless phone shooting in his right hand as he shoved it in Crawford's face.

The oracle's glasses shin-ed dangerously.

"or maybe not," the telekinetic squeaked timidly, putting his hand down. "Maybemaybe I could try and search your mind?"

"That last time I checked, you aren't the telepath of this group."

"No, I meant, I could give examples of why Schuldich would be mad and you could try and remember if that was the reason or not."

Out came an irritated sigh. This was going to take a while. Crawford wanted to finish his work. Of course, he had already done it before, but that wasn't the point. It wasn't PERFECT before. It had to be PERFECT.

"Fine," the oracle muttered under his breath and saved his file right before turning to face Nagi.

"MWAHAHAHAHA!!" Farfie cackled. For three whole minutes. Without taking one breath.

Wow.

Suddenly, he stopped and turned to Kitty. "Now it's your turn."

"UhhMWAHAHAHAHA!!"

However, since the kid was still an amateur at this stuff, hers only lasted for two minutes.

"NowBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

"MWAHAHA—oh wait, we already did that. Umm," Farfie thought for a second. "Combo. Listen and repeat. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!"

"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Kitty held her breath a second too long and ended up in a coughing fit.

Farfie just sat there and watched her hack to death.

His look was that of a look of admiration.

"Coughing hurts God." He started to imitate her.

Huge sweatdrops rolled down Nagi's and Crawford's heads as they heard the two in the kitchen.

"What the hell" Nagi began.

Crawford's eyebrow twitched. "Who was supposed to give Farfie his medicine today?"

"Schuldich."

There was silence, save for all the coughing and hacking.

"Ohthat explains it."

The oracle shrugged. "Continue, Nagi."

"UhSchuldich's hair. Did you do something to it?"

"Unless I got seme—"

"Oooookay, I don't need to know any details"

"Ne, Farfie-niisan, what's wrong with Schuldich-niisan?" Kitty asked once she had gotten her breath back.

Cough. Hack. Cough. Hack.

"Uh, Farfie-niisan?"

"Hold on," the psychopath wheezed. His coughing and hacking continued for another five minutes before he regained his posture. A sickening grin split upon his face. "Oh, that was painful, even though I didn't feel it. Pain is good. Pain hurts God."

"about Schuldich-niisan"

A shrug. "Bradley-chan and Schuldie-chan are in a fightagain."

There was more silence.

"Farfie-niisan, is my training done for today?"

Farfie frowned. "Kitty, are you trying to worm out of—"

The kid grabbed a vegetable knife and slit her right wrist. Blood spilled upon the floor.

Farfie beamed at her. "We're done!"

"Okie," she cheerfully said, running out of the door, a trail of blood behind her.

"Hmwhat about his silk underwear?"

"How do you know about that?"

"I also do the laundry, remember? If not that, how about—HOLY SHIT!" Nagi screamed as Kitty came into sight, her right wrist and hand covered in blood.

Crawford was also some what panicking. Estet had told them to keep Kitty safe and such. What the hell did the kid do?

She blinked at him, innocently. "What?"

"YOUR WRIST!" Nagi freaked.

"Whaaa?"

"IT'S CUT!"

Kitty looked down and stared at the blood.

Crawford moved for the phone to call 911.

The kid grinned sheepishly. "Oh, that. Sorry. I forgot that I left it bleeding."

The oracle and telekinetic facefaulted.

Waving her other undamaged hand over the large cut, a soft green glow surrounded her left hand's fingertips as they brushed the blood. As Crawford and Nagi stared, the blood that was around the cut rushed back into her vein and the wound sealed up, leaving not even a scar.

All less then thirty seconds.

Crawford dropped the phone.

There was silence.

Nagi inched away from the little kid and behind Crawford. "Lord, she is scary"

The one mentioned walked over to Crawford, who was still staring at her in disbelief, and sat down on another free chair. "Ne, Crawford-niisan, I heard you and Schuldich-neesan are in a fight."

"neesan?"

Kitty laughed. "Schuldich-neesan acts like a woman having PMS."

"Where the hell did she learn that?" Nagi asked, his eyes bludging out.

That was too much. At first, it was only the shoulders shaking. Finally, the oracle broke down and started laughing hysterically.

"" came from both Nagi and Kitty.

Finally, the older man calmed down. "Yeah?"

"I can help," Kitty claimed, her eyes geaming mischievously.

"How?"

"Give me your hands." At this, she held her own two hands out.

"Uh"

She grinned sweetly.

Nagi sighed. He grabbed Crawford's wrists with his mind and placed in Kitty's grasp.

She clutched onto them tightly, tighter than either would have expected for a girl her size. In fact, the oracle could hardly feel his fingers after a while.

Closing her eyes, Kitty seemed to be in a trance.

After about five minutes, the black orbs opened. A huge, sickenly sweet grin broke over her face. "Ne, it's obvious, Crawford-niisan. You forgot your anniversary."

"..oh shit"

Nagi buried his head into his hands. "Why didn't I think of that?"

If possible, Crawford's face became even paler. "She's right. Crap. What do I do?"

Her smile got even wider. "Buy Schuldich-neesan flowers! MWAHAHAHA!"