Kitty Strikes Schwarz

Chapter Seven

I Have Sexier Legs Than You

"Oh, what's this?" Farfie suddenly asked himself as he found a huge brush filled with red-orange hair beneath the couch. What he was doing under there, I don't know. Pulling it out, and sneezing while at it, he said, to himself once again, "It must belong to Schuldie-chan." Insert a small cackle. "I MUST return it to him."

I don't know why he had to. But for the sake of this plot, he had to return it.

Knock, knock.

No answer.

"Oi, Schuldich!" Farfie chirped merrily.

No answer.

It could be that he had sneaked out the window and was high somewhere halfway across the city.

Or it could be that he just didn't want to answer because Farfie was acting merry'.

Or it could have been that he was in the bathroom. The door was locked and there was a faint amount of steam coming from the bottom of the door.

"Hmm" Farfie drew out one of his knives and began picking the lock. "I MUST get this brush back to him."

The visions came again.

Kitty blinked them away and realized that she had been splashing in the water and getting it over the side. The kid had been taking a bath when suddenly, she was in some other place. A palace. Right? Or a really rich mansion. A really BIG one.

Watching the rubber ducky float from one side of the tub to the other, Kitty tried to remember where she was before Farfie had found her.

Flash.

The palace again.

Flash.

A woman with aqua green hair. She looked panicked.

Flash.

Her name was Aura, right?

Flash.

Memories flooded her mind, so fast that it almost seemed painful.

Flash.

"I remember," Kitty whispered to herself.

Flash.

She was back in the tub. "I remember," she repeated. Suddenly, there was a large splash again. Kitty looked around, alarmed. She had not waved her hands orwait a secondsomething seemed different.

Looking down, the kid realized something.

She wasn't a kid anymore.

More like 19.

And there was some one picking at the lock that very moment.

The knob suddenly twisted open and Farfie blinked in surprise. Maybe Schuldich had heard him?

The door swung open and a woman looking very much like an older version of Kitty stood there, wrapped in a towel. "What are you doing?" she asked, her voice loosing all that sweetness and squeakiness.

"Looking for Schuldie-chan."

"He's not in the bathroom."

"Oh"

There was a bit of thoughtful silence from Farfie's side. He stared at the towel.

"What are you looking at?" Kitty asked suspiciously.

"The towel." Before she could ask why, Farfie lunged at her and pulled it away.

"YOU BASTARD! GIVE THAT BACK!!" Kitty freaked.

Farfie cackled evilly. "Nudity hurts God!" He was about to flee, but soon found himself cornered by his own knives. Feeling his pockets, he realized that somehow, Kitty had snatched them.

"I have fast reflexes," she explained.

Farfie grinned geefuly. "You're just like Schuldie-chan! You can read minds!"

"Not really. I just know how minds think," she muttered. "Okay, gimme back my towel."

At that exact moment, Nagi walked up the stairs and into the scene.

And took one look at a very nude and very adult Kitty.

"AHHHH!! MY POOR HOMOSEXUAL MIND!!!!!!!!"

And exited the scene very quickly.

Kitty took this distraction to her advantage and grabbed the towel before Farfie could blink. However, when Farfie did blink, he found himself being kicked down the stairs.

"AHAHAHA!! FUN! PAIN! MUCH, MUCH PAAAIIIINNN!!" the pyschopath shouted. Once he was downstairs, he flipped back up and raced upstairs. "LETS DO IT AGAIN!" he cried to himself and flung himself back down the stairs.

A huge sweatdrop rolled down Kitty's head.

Turning around, Kitty found the door shut and locked. "Oh shit," she muttered to herself. It was those type of locks that only opened up from the inside. Stupid her to not have unlocked it first then opened it.

Sighing, she picked up one of Farfie's wicked knives, sat down shivering from the cold, and started picking the lock.

Which is where Schuldich comes in. The door to the telepath's room swung open because he figured that now was a good time to take a bath since Brad was out, Nagi was doing homework, and Farfie was busy flinging himself down the stairs.

And Kitty was harmless.

Until he caught the sight of a woman in a towel on the floor picking at the bathroom door lock.

"..Kitty?" he asked in a flat voice. Stare.

She got up and cracked her knee. "Damn. Cramps. Oh, hi, Schuldich." She went back to picking at the lock.

He frowned. She was different. Well, no duh she was different. I mean, she looked about twenty now. But there was that sudden change of attitude. She seemed so muchcolder.

"What happened?"

"I grew," she replied sarcastically.

And so much more nastier.

Schuldich pouted. "You were so much sweeter when you were little."

"Yeah, well, deal."

Silence.

"What are you staring at?" she suddenly asked, turning her deathglare to face Schuldich.

"Hm" he replied thoughtfully.

"My chest?"

"No"

"My legs?"

"Hm"

"You're staring at my LEGS?!" she accused.

"WellI'm bi, but it's not because of that," Schuldich said with a shrug and a smirk. "It's because"

"yeah?"

"I have sexier legs than you do."

Kitty nearly facefaulted. "What?"

The telepath began unbuckling his pants. "Want to see?"

"WHAT?!" she shrieked and began jabbing the knife into the lock. Open you fucking thing!

Ahhso you do have memories now. Aw, come on. Don't be shameful that you don't have better looking legs than you.

THAT'S NOT THE POINT HERE, SCHULDICH! why are you wearing a thong?

This fine ass won't shine in all its glory if I don't.

Schuldich?

Yeah?

Pull your pants back on.

Come on. See? I DO have sexier legs than you! They're much more shapely and smooth and a much better complextion too!

Oh, SHUT UP! FOR CHRISSAKE, YOU'RE A GUY!!

So?

ARG, WHY ISN'T THIS DOOR OPENING?!?!