The Gathering

The Dark Crystals

Disclaimer: I own none of these character. They all belong to TSR.

Episode 1

"Why the hell are we stuck here, together?" Tanis asked not to happy to be interrupted from his back massage.

"Well, I think Fizban said we need to work out all our problems and not allowed to leave until we can work them out!" Tas looked up to the half-elf.

"Ok, I forgive you all, now we can leave" Kitiara waved her hand standing up from one of the seats that stood in the room.

"What do we have to be sorry about, it was you, who killed Sturm!" Laurana glared at the curly darked haired woman.

"That was an accident, he got in the way. Now he is rejoined with his friends in the afterlife, what could be so bad about that? Any way I not a man stealer..."

"What?! You prostitute, he was mine before he was even yours isn't that right Tanis?!!!" Laurana does not wait for Tanis to answer before continuing. "I'm not the one who sleeps with a man who you bore a son with and then later on kills HIM!!!"

"I'm so abused" Sturm cries into his hands.

"Suck it up dad" Steel says in disgust.

"Glad I don't have a dysfunctional family" Caramon shakes his head.

"Yes you do my brother, you have me and don't forget that Steel is your nephew" Raistlin can't believe that his brother is still dumb.

"How come still in the afterlife, my chest still hurts?" Dalamar questions everyone.

"Where does it hurt?" inquires Goldmoon actually quite concerned for the cute little elf.

"Right here" Dalamar rips open his robes to show his chest. (like he always does in the books).

"Thats the reason why I slept with him baby!" Kitiara smiles and gives a loud whistle.

Sturm is sobbing being patted on the back by Flint. "It still hurts ya dumb elf cause Raistlin's a nitwit"

"That's so cool Dalamar, do you think I can get a tattoo like that?" says Tas admiring the finger holes in his chest.

"I'll give you one if you don't shut up soon!" shouts Raistlin about to pounce on the kender.

"Never mind my statement before, the kender's a nitwit" Flint states.

"I died with no magic in the world!!!!" Palin has now started to freak out.

"You obviously have not read the other books after Dragons of Summer Flames have you?" Steel says this very well, remembering all details very well, because this is when our handsome youth has died.

"No......" Palin has now started to calm down.

"I wonder where he gets his stupidity from?" snickers Raistlin.

"Hey! Thats not fair,............. its Tika's side of the family.....-_-" Caramon ducked quickly to not be hit with a frying pan coming at him.

"WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU!!!" Tika yells at the top of her lungs. "The only reason I stayed with you is because your good in bed. Maybe I should have married your BROTHER?!"

"Damn, it makes perfect sense, Tika could have stopped Raistlin from going into the portal and still would not be a virgin today" Tanis pushed his hair back off of his face.

"Tanis half-elven, I warn you if you ever say that again....I'LL.....I'LL" Raistlin fumbled for the right words.

"Tika, where did you get the frying pan from?" Tas asked.

"I don't know, I'll of a sudden it just appeared in my hands....." Tika said dumbfounded.

"I just imagined it, and it appeared....."

Kitiara gave her famous wry smile, before a sword appeared in her hands. "Now, all will obey me in this room!!! mwhahahahahahahah................................boy that sounded cheesy but any way, mwhahahahahahahahaha"

Narrator: What will our heroes do? Will they be able to stop Kitiara's madness? Stay tuned for the next episode.