The Gathering

The Dark Crystals

Author's Notes: Hey! Back again and ready for the next chapter! Thanks for all the support and people that wanted it to continue. It really brought me back to continuing the story! Thanks!!

Disclaimer: I own none of these character. They all belong to TSR.

Episode 2

Narrator of the stories is speaking: Last time on The Gathering, our heroes were stuck in a room to deal with their emotional problems. Arguments arose and the room's participants were in a heated quarrel. Objects appeared out of sheer thought….Now Kitiara holds a sword in her hands planning to dominate all the inhabitants of the room. We return to our heroes……

Reorx: Hey! Just wait one darn minute!!

*Narrator has been handed a slip of paper*

Narrator starts again: Ahem! During our heroes peril, the gods of Krynn were holding a council to judge if Paladine had made the right decision of locking the band in a tightly *secured* room…

Reorx: That's better

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"Will you stop arguing you two!!! For the past millenniums I had to put up with this nonsense!" Gilean shook his head.

"He started it" Takhisis huffed.

"Oh yes sister, I'm the evil one, the lord of darkness" Paladine rolled his eyes.

"I'm serious, you really need a dress consultant Reorx, plads and stripes just don't mix well together" Chislev tried to convince Reorx.

"My taste in clothing is fashionable! Least it's not as bad as Morgion's!" Reorx snapped back.

"Decaying flesh is always in style" Morgion retorted.

"Hey man, lets find some hot chicks" Nuitari said out of no where.

"Yeah dude" Solinari and Nuitari were falling over each other.

" Oh great, Nuitari and Solinari have been getting high on magic dust again!" Lunitari shook her head.

"Mommy, my nail broke" Zeboim started to cry.

"The ill fate of that happening…." Kiri-Jolith yawned.

"How dare you make fun of my daughter!! Beauty is priceless!!" Takhisis roared

"Dude, your getting a Dell" came Solinari

"Now my youngest son has turned into an idiot" Paladine murmured.

"All is not lost dear, at least not all our children are idiots" Mishakal patted Paladine's leg, looking towards Nuitari and Zeboim.

"Maybe if I sing it will lighten the mood"

"NO!" everyone shouted at Branchala

"Sorry" Habbakuk clapped Branchala's back.

"Your singing could wake up the dead" Sargonnas snorted.

"Present" Chemosh raised his hand.

Zivilyn in the meantime with the help of his consort Chislev ,was trying to show that if Reorx dressed better in different fashions how his future might turn out. "I ain't changing my style!" Reorx bellowed out.

"You never know unless you try" Zivilyn shrugged. He could care less what Reorx wore but Chislev was pushing the matter.

"Yuck! And a feather cap! You have got to be kidding me!"

"Least I don't go allnatural Chislev!"

"How dare you! You puny little dwarf!"

"Well at least he doesn't wear a goat helmet" Zivilyn pointed to Chemosh.

"Who dare makes fun of the goat helmet?!" Chemosh stood up.

"HIM!" everyone pointed to Zivilyn.

"Traitors, all of you are traitors!"

"What did you expect Zivilyn" Hiddukel smiled.

"Why do you wear that helmet?" Majere set aside the book he was reading, 'How I Survived with My Brother and Sister Through the Ages' by Gilean.

Chemosh took off his helmet revealing a very handsome young man with black hair and blue eyes. "Would you believe me if I said I was the Lord of Death looking like this?!"

"Your priestesses would grow in many numbers" Gilean nodded.

"No" Shinare stared at Chemosh, answering his question.

"Stop looking at him like that!" Sirrion yelled.

"See what I mean!" Chemosh snapped back on the goat helmet.

"I blew up my laboratory because I got high! I blew up my laboratory because I got high! Because I got high! Because I got high! Because I got high!" Nuitari busted out singing.

"Never mind by statement before. My son is worse at singing." Sargonnas banged his head against the wall.

"See what I mean love" Mishakal looked towards her husband.

"Are you telling me that my children are pathetic?" Takhisis snarled.

"Basically"

"HOW DARE YOU! SURE WE MAY BE EVIL, BUT YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO MAKE FUN OF MY FAMILY!!!" Takhisis slaps Mishakal in the face.

"Take that!" Mishakal slapped Takhisis back.

"Why I out to.." Takhisis slapped Mishakal right in the face again. Soon the two women were slapping each other silly. "GAH!" Takhisis took Mishakal to the ground, pounding her head onto floor. Mishakal rolled them both over and started to pound Takhisis's head onto the floor. The two goddesses were biting, and ripping clothing off each other, rolling on the ground.

Sargonnas and Paladine looked towards each other, and shrugged, while the other gods were cheering them on.

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"Wow, they're worse than us" Kitiara stated looking at the television screen that showed the catfight between Mishakal and Takhisis. Raistlin nodded in agreement.

"I'm lovin it" Tanis shoved pop-corn in his face. They all sat near the television set watching the fight continue.

Narrator: Now we return to our heroes…..

No response, they are all watching the television

Narrator: Now we return to our heroes!

They jump and the pop-corn falls onto the ground. "Umm, yeah where were we?"

"You were threatening us with your sword" Tas smiled.

"Thanks" Kit said taking out her sword.

"Thanks a lot Tas" everyone growled at the kender.

"Ahem, hold on let me catch my breath……..ok, I'm ready. Mwhahahahahahah" Kitiara plunges the sword into the television.

"No! My flat screen TV!" yells Sturm. "It was my reward for saving the High Clerist's Tower!"

"Any one who disobeys me will end up like this television!"

"Not able to get cable anymore?"

"No you stupid kender, like this!" Kitiara slashes the television, completely destroying it.

"Make it stop! Make it stop!" cried Sturm watching his flat screen TV become nothing but scrap metal.

"You destroyed his career, life, even love life….now you destroy his flat screen TV. Have you no respect!!" Laurana shouted.

"Umm" Kitiara scratches her head. "No"

"Such a same.." Goldmoon sighed.

"For that recent outburst Laurana…you shall die first!" Kitiara charges at Laurana with her sword. The elf maiden moves out of the way, and a sudden darkness overcomes.

"Great Kit! You stabbed the camera!" Tanis yells.

"Then she shouldn't have moved" Kitiara responds.

"WHAT?! And DIE?!" Laurana sounds very angry.

"What do we do now?" Steel asks.

"We have to repair the camera for the show to go on" Raistlin answered. "I'll fix it"

"In the mean time I say we call for a stripper!"

"DALAMAR!!!!"

To Be Continued