The Gathering

The Dark Crystals

Disclaimer: I own none of these characters.

Author Notes: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I haven't updated in a very long time!! Sorry!!! I've been so busy and now I have time to sit down and actually write. (that and a major major writers block going on here) And I'm also going insane!!

Runs around like a crazy woman and smacks into a brick wall.

Ouch that hurts….that's gonna leave a mark…anyway enough of my babble!!!

A special thanks to all those who have reviewed!

Episode 4

Narrator: Welcome back to THE GATHERING!!!! On last times show……….. oh just screw it! On with the show already people…….

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Tas: Parental Aggression is advised

Flint: Parental Discretion is advised, you lamed brained kender. And what are you suppose to be?

Tas: The warning for this show.

Flint: Oh boy….

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"I now hold the key to victory…you will at last be defeated you dirty elf" Steel Brightblade smiled.

"You suck. Give it up Brightblade, before you humiliate yourself even more" Dalamar said cooly.

"Never!!!!!" Steel shouted. "I will win!!!!" He flung the horseshoe and missed the target by a long shot.

"You missed"

"Shut up"

"You really do suck"

"Shut up"

"What, are you going to cry like your daddy?"

"no…"

"What was that? I couldn't here you. The ringing bell of the horseshoe hitting the spike is distracting me" Dalamar said with a smug expression on his face.

"I hate you"

"I know, that's what so great about it. Care to challenge me again?"

"I challenge you……." Steel was desperately trying to think up a game he had not played or lost to Dalamar yet. "Challenge you….challenge you…..what haven't we played yet?"

"Twister"

"TWISTER!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO TWISTER!!!" Steel stopped to think about it for a moment. "I'm going to lose again aren't I?"

"Yes"

"Shit"

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"But Cawamon, I want to take over de world" Chibi Raist said to his big brother.

"My, the wonders" Palin stared at his miniature Uncle.

"Hush Palin I'm trying to think" muttered Caramon. Palin coughed shortly after that statement.

"Silly bwotha, you can't think. I got all the bwains" giggled Raistlin. "Now lets play!!!"

"What do you want to play?" asked Palin.

"Kill a goddess!!!" squealed Raist. "I pick the pretty black haired lady fighting with the other pretty lady"

Caramon and Palin turned to see who he was talking about, dreading that their intuitions maybe correct, and they were. The lady Raist was talking about was Takhisis. "Oh great" they both groaned.

"Could you suggest a different game Raist?" questioned Caramon.

"How about I'm rula of de world!!" said Raistlin with a certain gleam in his eyes.

"How about, no"

"Oh come on Palin, it couldn't hurt" Caramon smiled to his son.

Palin stared incredulously at his father for a few seconds. "Are you kidding me?"

"No"

"Cawamon is so nice, and you awe so mean Palin!!!" Raistlin started to cry.

"Now look what you did Palin!!!" Caramon scooped up Chibi Raist trying to settle him down.

"I didn't do anything, your putting thoughts into his head!!" Palin covered his ears because now Raist was crying even louder. "Someone stop the pain in my ears!!"

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WARNING: Tas and Paladine stopped doing the Electric Slide and are now doing the Macarena!!!

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"Is that a gnome I see?" Habbakuk asked his brother Kiri-Jolith.

"I believe it is" answered Kiri-Jolith. "But how did a gnome get here?"

"I wouldn't be worried about the gnome but what's in his hands!!!" Branchala pointed out.

"Seems like….." whispered off Shinare.

"NO THE HORROR!!!!!" bellowed out Reorx "A NEW INVENTION!!"

"THE PLACE ITS GONNA EXPLODE!!!" shouted someone.

There was much chaos that followed suit, everyone was trying to get out of the place. The only ones left at the meeting place were Takhisis and Mishakal (in which neither one was willing to give up the fight), the three Majeres (who were stuck with a chibi Raist and had no way of getting out of there), the three gods of magic (two which were passed out on the floor and the other shaking her head at the two) and last but not least Tas and Paladine dancing the Macarena. (which the authoress of this fanfic assures you that this is the most horrid of all dances ever created).

Tas stopped doing the Macarena to go over to the gnome. (cuz Tas and gnomes go way back) "Hi!! I'm Tasslehoff Burrfoot. My friends call be Tas, but sometimes really mean people call me by my last name and then they yank my hair telling me I'm not allowed to touch anything-"

"I'm Iatemincemeatlastnightbecausemymothertoldmetoeatitandididnotlikeitatallandtheaut horessofthisfanfictionisjustputtingrandomwordstogethersotheycantakeupspace-" the gnome gulped for breath. "But for short, Iatem"

"What's that you've got in your hands?" asked Tas curiously.

"My new invention" (people you'll be astounded) "A bouncy ball, see it bounces" Iatem dropped the ball to the ground to see it bounce up again.

"Neat!! Hey, do you want to dance with us?"

"Sure"

Narrator: Thus Paladine, Tas, and Iatem started dancing the Macarena. The horror continues, once again……