DISCLAIMERS- not my show not my characters (deja vu)
The boys are back again and Hiei has requested that they stay away for any thing that is chocolate or contains chocolate.
HIEI- PLEASE NO MORE CHOCOLATE
KURAMA- How was I suppose to know that was a mole and not a stray drop of chocolate
HIEI- It was under my shirt and on my lower back.
KURAMA- hmm
HIEI- -O.O-
So we had a treat
we had some sweets
now it time for the main course lets eat.
The retai all sat around a round table and in the center of the table was a huge bowl of spaghetti and the other smaller bowls contain marinia sauce, sauce and meatballs, and the last bowl contain alfredo sauce
HIEI- Stares at the large bowl on the table, "What is that?"
YUESUKE- " I think they call it pasta."
HIEI- "It looks kind of like worms."
KURAMA- Stands up seeing that no one is going to try the new dish he gets the frist spoonful. The noodles slide off the spoon back into the bowl. "Hmmm"
HEIE- " I told you " * he shouts* "They are worms see they jumped back in to bowl." He stand in his chair on foot on the table. Looking for the dead fool who was trying to feed them worms that will devore their inside cause a painful death. "They shall feel the wrath of my..... Oooh, I smell cheese."
KUWABARA- Has managed to get a couple of noddle on his plate along with meatballs and sauce. But wondered how do you eat these extra long noodles. He place one end of the spaghetti in his mouth and sucks the noodle up. After about a minute of sucking he was getting a slightly light headed, but he did think the noodle tasted rather good. So he continued ...
KURAMA- Grabs Hiei off the table. Hiei brings the bowl of alfredo sauce with him. He stands back up and trys again to get the noodles, they slide off the spoon again back into the bowl." Shoot." He trys again this time faster the noodles leaves the bowl but lands on the table now where near a his plate. "Damn it".
YUSUKE Is watching Kurama stuggling with the noodles and decide to just eat the meatballs
KUWABARA- Is on his seond plate of spaghetti and sauce there were some meat balls but Yueseke stole them. still using the one breath suck techinque on the twentith abnormally long noodles he passes out in his plate asphyxiated.
HIEI- Sees Kuwubara was passed out and thinks noddles can't be to bad if they can make the oaf shaddup. He grabs a handfull and sticks it in a pocket (i think)
YUSUKE- Also sees a uncousios Kuwabara is thankful he got those meatballs before he fell in the plate.
KURAMA- Has cleaned up his little noddle mishap picks up the spoon and trys again. All but five noodles fall back into the bowl. "Shit."
HIEI- Has eatten all of the breadsticks but there is still some more chesse left in the bowl and since leaving some would be indirectly sharing he had to eat all of the cheese. He jumps up from the table in search of some more breadsticks bowl in hand
YUSUKE- Has eaten 12 giant, grab me a knife i need to cut these bastard in half coconut sized, meatballs. He leans back in his chair trying find a comfortable postion for his bloated belly. He succumbs to sleep like a over fed baby on a hot day
KURAMA- @#$#@$ noodle from $%#@* hell. Get on my &#@# plate. The noodles slid off the spoon and on to the floor. (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) grabs a handful of pasta and throws it on his plate pour some sause on it and tastes it. It is cold. Throws plate acroos the room. Turns into Youko form to look for the person who picked this cursed food to eat. Stomps out growling and swear in Makai under his breath.
HIEI- he cames back with his breadsticks and yet another bowl of cheese suace. He sits down Yusuke is sleeping no doubt the work of evil noodle called spagetti. Sees the plate of noodle plasted to the walk figures Kurama finally realized they were actually hell spawn worms and defeated them. Pasta bad. Cheese good.
*****
See no major sexual undertones Kurama was a good little kitsune.
YOUKO KURAMA- yea whatever next time I going to lick, suck, nip until my little heart is content.
Thank you so much for the reviews, Shall I do more
The boys are back again and Hiei has requested that they stay away for any thing that is chocolate or contains chocolate.
HIEI- PLEASE NO MORE CHOCOLATE
KURAMA- How was I suppose to know that was a mole and not a stray drop of chocolate
HIEI- It was under my shirt and on my lower back.
KURAMA- hmm
HIEI- -O.O-
So we had a treat
we had some sweets
now it time for the main course lets eat.
The retai all sat around a round table and in the center of the table was a huge bowl of spaghetti and the other smaller bowls contain marinia sauce, sauce and meatballs, and the last bowl contain alfredo sauce
HIEI- Stares at the large bowl on the table, "What is that?"
YUESUKE- " I think they call it pasta."
HIEI- "It looks kind of like worms."
KURAMA- Stands up seeing that no one is going to try the new dish he gets the frist spoonful. The noodles slide off the spoon back into the bowl. "Hmmm"
HEIE- " I told you " * he shouts* "They are worms see they jumped back in to bowl." He stand in his chair on foot on the table. Looking for the dead fool who was trying to feed them worms that will devore their inside cause a painful death. "They shall feel the wrath of my..... Oooh, I smell cheese."
KUWABARA- Has managed to get a couple of noddle on his plate along with meatballs and sauce. But wondered how do you eat these extra long noodles. He place one end of the spaghetti in his mouth and sucks the noodle up. After about a minute of sucking he was getting a slightly light headed, but he did think the noodle tasted rather good. So he continued ...
KURAMA- Grabs Hiei off the table. Hiei brings the bowl of alfredo sauce with him. He stands back up and trys again to get the noodles, they slide off the spoon again back into the bowl." Shoot." He trys again this time faster the noodles leaves the bowl but lands on the table now where near a his plate. "Damn it".
YUSUKE Is watching Kurama stuggling with the noodles and decide to just eat the meatballs
KUWABARA- Is on his seond plate of spaghetti and sauce there were some meat balls but Yueseke stole them. still using the one breath suck techinque on the twentith abnormally long noodles he passes out in his plate asphyxiated.
HIEI- Sees Kuwubara was passed out and thinks noddles can't be to bad if they can make the oaf shaddup. He grabs a handfull and sticks it in a pocket (i think)
YUSUKE- Also sees a uncousios Kuwabara is thankful he got those meatballs before he fell in the plate.
KURAMA- Has cleaned up his little noddle mishap picks up the spoon and trys again. All but five noodles fall back into the bowl. "Shit."
HIEI- Has eatten all of the breadsticks but there is still some more chesse left in the bowl and since leaving some would be indirectly sharing he had to eat all of the cheese. He jumps up from the table in search of some more breadsticks bowl in hand
YUSUKE- Has eaten 12 giant, grab me a knife i need to cut these bastard in half coconut sized, meatballs. He leans back in his chair trying find a comfortable postion for his bloated belly. He succumbs to sleep like a over fed baby on a hot day
KURAMA- @#$#@$ noodle from $%#@* hell. Get on my &#@# plate. The noodles slid off the spoon and on to the floor. (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) grabs a handful of pasta and throws it on his plate pour some sause on it and tastes it. It is cold. Throws plate acroos the room. Turns into Youko form to look for the person who picked this cursed food to eat. Stomps out growling and swear in Makai under his breath.
HIEI- he cames back with his breadsticks and yet another bowl of cheese suace. He sits down Yusuke is sleeping no doubt the work of evil noodle called spagetti. Sees the plate of noodle plasted to the walk figures Kurama finally realized they were actually hell spawn worms and defeated them. Pasta bad. Cheese good.
*****
See no major sexual undertones Kurama was a good little kitsune.
YOUKO KURAMA- yea whatever next time I going to lick, suck, nip until my little heart is content.
Thank you so much for the reviews, Shall I do more