You Know You Are Watching Too Much Yu-Gi-Oh! When.....
By: Gema J Gall
AN/ This was inspired by Lady Akhana. This is a brief break from my
fan fiction, to try to make you laugh. So enjoy this short
intermission.
) You really on the "Heart of the Cards" to win poker games.
) You wonder if sticking a fork into an electric outlet will give
you hair as cool as Yami's.
) You can shuffle with your feet.
) You dress up as the Dark Magician for Halloween.
) You spontaneously grow 6" when provoked.
) You know all of the Egyptian gods.
) You think all dragons have blue eyes.
) All your friends have alter-egos.
) You carry a picture of you sibling around your neck.
) Your health insurance covers "soul loss."
) You see a hair ball and yell "Kuriboh!"
) You have frequent flyer miles to the Shadow Realm.
) You wear your dueling glove to school.
) You have gotten a detention for bringing your cards to school.
) You beg your grandpa to buy a card shop.
) You want to visit Egypt to find the Millennial Items.
) Famous people randomly show-up, demanding for duels.
) You think the word "monster" is a compliment.
) You are schizophrenic.
) You have an eye for large, golden jewelry.
) Your friends have said, "This is the third time this week that me
soul has been stolen!"
) You wake up at night and find yourself drawing cards.
) Magic is second nature to you.
) You carry your deck everywhere, even in the bathroom.
) You have a picture of Maximilian Pegasus on your dart board.
) Your main source if income is from dueling.
) You double check every step you take, looking for trap cards.
) You think someone is calling you when you hear the word
"pharaoh."
) You search the globe for an island called the "duelist kingdom."
) You have a nervous breakdown when someone suggests that you "lay
of the cartoons."
) You bookmark every Yu-Gi-Oh! web site you come to.
) You send "get well soon" cards to Serenity.
) You play solitaire with your cards in attack mode.
) You automatically distrust anyone with hair over their left eye.
) You ask the Mystical Elf to your prom. (Or in the case of girls,
Celtic Guardian.)
) You ask your biology teacher for the odds of someone being born
with violet eyes.
) You can speak ancient Egyptian fluently.
) You draw the Eye of Horus on your forehead during art class.
) A classmate has designed a billion dollar holographic system.
) You thought you saw Harpy Lady through a window, once.
) You believe two beings can merge to become more powerful.
) You use star chips as hair decorations. (If you are a guy , I
really worry about this one.)
) You believe trench coats are "in."
) You try to trace your family tree to Cairo.
) You wallpaper your room, locker, and computer with Yu-Gi-Oh!
paraphernalia.
) You have never played a game of cards for yourself.
) You own every Yu-Gi-Oh! game ever made, and buy them the first
day they come out.
) You have made replicas of all the Millennial Items.
) You plan to major in Egyptian mythology.
) You think that "pegasus" is synonymous with "evil."
) You have a list title "101 ways in which Pegasus dies slowly,
horribly, and/or
painfully.
) You think "slim shady" has the Millennial Key.
) You wonder how many defense points your house cat has.
) Future names for your kids include; Joe, Tristan, Tea, and Ryou.
) The names that you would never give your kids; Weevil, Rex,
Maximilian, or Keith.
) You hate Seto Kaiba in one episode and love him the next.
) You have your hair highlighted pink, blonde, and black.
) "Duel" is the word you use the most in any given day.
) You have the dialogue of every episode memorized.
) Friends accuse of you of rigging your deck.
) You go from losing to winning in one turn.
) You change your name based on your deck type.
) You are writing a Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfic.
) You are reading a Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfic.
) You ask for Yu-Gi-Oh! copyrights for your birthday/Christmas.
) You send hate mail to Pegasus.
) You have a crush on Joe or Tea.
) You went to Japan to visit Domino City.
) You don't know if you posses a Millennial Item or it possesses
you.
) You call 4-1-1 to get Yu-Gi's phone number.
) You call 9-1-1 because your brother's soul got stolen, again.
) You invest you life savings in stock in Kaiba Corp. because you
believe that it
will do better than Microsoft.
) You think tarot cards mock the heart of the cards.
) Your arc-enemy has a dungeon in his basement.
) Split personalities are the norm.
) You keep a framed picture of the cast on your bedside table.
) When Yu-Gi-Oh! starts everything else stops.
78) You are reading this.
Any suggestions are welcome, and good ones will be put of with proper recognition of the author who comes up with them.
Here are some additions made curtsey of Lady Akhana.
79) You are adding to this list.
80) Your room has become a Yu-Gi-Oh! shrine.
81) You try to find Yu-Gi-Oh! music CDs.
82) Enemies are afraid you'll sick your Flame Swordsman on them.
) You have never missed an episode, even the reruns.
These are made curtsey of the Pharaohs Light and Dark....
84) You try to convince your band teacher to let you perform the Yu-Gi-
Oh!
theme song. You sew buckles on everything you own.
85) You change your entire wardrobe to suit a certain character.
86)You get sent to the principle for attempting to Mind Crush someone.
87)You start recognizing people from crowd scenes; example: "Hey,
aren't you that guy from row 24 about 16 from the right?
88) You have a shrine for each character.
89) You attempt to summon Exodia when your annoying little sibling
makes you miss Yu-Gi-Oh!
90)You get your soul sealed in the Shadow Realm and like it.
This was made curtsey of Angel Reaper...
91)You paint your finger nails with the Millennial Puzzle, Scale, Ring
(Etc.) (She is actually doing this.)
These were made curtsey of E-100 Alpha....
92)You were red or blue contacts and roar loudly, trying to breathe
fire.
93) You were blue contacts and try to sprout extra heads.
94) You succeed in sprouting extra heads.
95) You try to seal your younger sibling in five different parts.
By: Gema J Gall
AN/ This was inspired by Lady Akhana. This is a brief break from my
fan fiction, to try to make you laugh. So enjoy this short
intermission.
) You really on the "Heart of the Cards" to win poker games.
) You wonder if sticking a fork into an electric outlet will give
you hair as cool as Yami's.
) You can shuffle with your feet.
) You dress up as the Dark Magician for Halloween.
) You spontaneously grow 6" when provoked.
) You know all of the Egyptian gods.
) You think all dragons have blue eyes.
) All your friends have alter-egos.
) You carry a picture of you sibling around your neck.
) Your health insurance covers "soul loss."
) You see a hair ball and yell "Kuriboh!"
) You have frequent flyer miles to the Shadow Realm.
) You wear your dueling glove to school.
) You have gotten a detention for bringing your cards to school.
) You beg your grandpa to buy a card shop.
) You want to visit Egypt to find the Millennial Items.
) Famous people randomly show-up, demanding for duels.
) You think the word "monster" is a compliment.
) You are schizophrenic.
) You have an eye for large, golden jewelry.
) Your friends have said, "This is the third time this week that me
soul has been stolen!"
) You wake up at night and find yourself drawing cards.
) Magic is second nature to you.
) You carry your deck everywhere, even in the bathroom.
) You have a picture of Maximilian Pegasus on your dart board.
) Your main source if income is from dueling.
) You double check every step you take, looking for trap cards.
) You think someone is calling you when you hear the word
"pharaoh."
) You search the globe for an island called the "duelist kingdom."
) You have a nervous breakdown when someone suggests that you "lay
of the cartoons."
) You bookmark every Yu-Gi-Oh! web site you come to.
) You send "get well soon" cards to Serenity.
) You play solitaire with your cards in attack mode.
) You automatically distrust anyone with hair over their left eye.
) You ask the Mystical Elf to your prom. (Or in the case of girls,
Celtic Guardian.)
) You ask your biology teacher for the odds of someone being born
with violet eyes.
) You can speak ancient Egyptian fluently.
) You draw the Eye of Horus on your forehead during art class.
) A classmate has designed a billion dollar holographic system.
) You thought you saw Harpy Lady through a window, once.
) You believe two beings can merge to become more powerful.
) You use star chips as hair decorations. (If you are a guy , I
really worry about this one.)
) You believe trench coats are "in."
) You try to trace your family tree to Cairo.
) You wallpaper your room, locker, and computer with Yu-Gi-Oh!
paraphernalia.
) You have never played a game of cards for yourself.
) You own every Yu-Gi-Oh! game ever made, and buy them the first
day they come out.
) You have made replicas of all the Millennial Items.
) You plan to major in Egyptian mythology.
) You think that "pegasus" is synonymous with "evil."
) You have a list title "101 ways in which Pegasus dies slowly,
horribly, and/or
painfully.
) You think "slim shady" has the Millennial Key.
) You wonder how many defense points your house cat has.
) Future names for your kids include; Joe, Tristan, Tea, and Ryou.
) The names that you would never give your kids; Weevil, Rex,
Maximilian, or Keith.
) You hate Seto Kaiba in one episode and love him the next.
) You have your hair highlighted pink, blonde, and black.
) "Duel" is the word you use the most in any given day.
) You have the dialogue of every episode memorized.
) Friends accuse of you of rigging your deck.
) You go from losing to winning in one turn.
) You change your name based on your deck type.
) You are writing a Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfic.
) You are reading a Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfic.
) You ask for Yu-Gi-Oh! copyrights for your birthday/Christmas.
) You send hate mail to Pegasus.
) You have a crush on Joe or Tea.
) You went to Japan to visit Domino City.
) You don't know if you posses a Millennial Item or it possesses
you.
) You call 4-1-1 to get Yu-Gi's phone number.
) You call 9-1-1 because your brother's soul got stolen, again.
) You invest you life savings in stock in Kaiba Corp. because you
believe that it
will do better than Microsoft.
) You think tarot cards mock the heart of the cards.
) Your arc-enemy has a dungeon in his basement.
) Split personalities are the norm.
) You keep a framed picture of the cast on your bedside table.
) When Yu-Gi-Oh! starts everything else stops.
78) You are reading this.
Any suggestions are welcome, and good ones will be put of with proper recognition of the author who comes up with them.
Here are some additions made curtsey of Lady Akhana.
79) You are adding to this list.
80) Your room has become a Yu-Gi-Oh! shrine.
81) You try to find Yu-Gi-Oh! music CDs.
82) Enemies are afraid you'll sick your Flame Swordsman on them.
) You have never missed an episode, even the reruns.
These are made curtsey of the Pharaohs Light and Dark....
84) You try to convince your band teacher to let you perform the Yu-Gi-
Oh!
theme song. You sew buckles on everything you own.
85) You change your entire wardrobe to suit a certain character.
86)You get sent to the principle for attempting to Mind Crush someone.
87)You start recognizing people from crowd scenes; example: "Hey,
aren't you that guy from row 24 about 16 from the right?
88) You have a shrine for each character.
89) You attempt to summon Exodia when your annoying little sibling
makes you miss Yu-Gi-Oh!
90)You get your soul sealed in the Shadow Realm and like it.
This was made curtsey of Angel Reaper...
91)You paint your finger nails with the Millennial Puzzle, Scale, Ring
(Etc.) (She is actually doing this.)
These were made curtsey of E-100 Alpha....
92)You were red or blue contacts and roar loudly, trying to breathe
fire.
93) You were blue contacts and try to sprout extra heads.
94) You succeed in sprouting extra heads.
95) You try to seal your younger sibling in five different parts.